/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>you're at the budokan bm concert with your fz2500 taking 4k pics of armpits for your buddies on bmsg when suddenly you notice a guy in the front row just watching the show
>angrily, you leap from from your balcony seat and march over to him walking ontop of everyone cuckily sitting
>"hey you!" You shout. The the petite japanese man jumps, startled. "why aren't you taking any pictures, you are in the front row!"
>meekly he responds in broken english "i amu afraidu ov gettingu in troublu"
>as you bully him into getting his phone out and taking pictures, you notice moa glaring at you indignantly.
>after the show, security comes up to you and drags you away to a room where you find moa waiting
>she says she saw you picking on her brother and demands you stop
>you refuse, villainously
>realizing she can't force you, she changes her tone and begs, "please i'll do anything!"
>"anything?" You ask, also villainously
>skipping past the boring stuff, moa gets pregant and all the trannies that shipped her with su kill themselves the end