/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>It's cold outside
>I've been running for miles
>Paladins trailing behind
>Hey look a camp, I think I'll stay for awhile
>Won't you help a lady out in a bind?
>There's nothing to see here,I'm only a hussy
>An average adorable girl in trouble
>But once I convince you it's okay to trust me
>Your civilization is over
>I can't wait to see their faces full of dread.
>Cause I'm a Matango, and I'm gonna spread

>Can you tell that I'm not from around here?
>Did you know things are worse than you feared
>Cause I come from somewhere dark and weird
>You can check with your priest, it's astonishing how quickly I spread
>You can pick up an axe and go crazy, but it's all mushroom in my head
>So I might be too greedy or maybe I'm not
>Your wife's been acting awfully suspicious
>Your sister's a liar, watch her after dark
>And your daughter, she's just delicious
>So perform your very best
>You came thrice, I'm impressed
>Hate to interrupt your endless suffering
>Big surprise guy, I've infected everything
>Oh you really gotta love paranoia
>You never know when I'll attack
>Once you start to lose your mind, you can try to burn me, but I'll keep coming back
>I could be anyone
>So watch that sword baby, OUCH
>I don't want you dead, just tied to this lovely couch
>We're well past the point of silly denials
>So have I infected your waifu or maybe your child?
>Which one am I babe? Both of course
>You poor peasant in the snow
>You were clueless, now you know
>It's a special brand of nightmare that I bring
>Cause I'm a Walking Matango, and you're my thing.