/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm going to feed Polka until she's twice her size

>>33278453
My oshi was scouted by Yagoo himself and she's a veteran. Unless she offs herself I doubt something bad will happen to the future protagonist of hololive

Why Polka give Subaru wrong number or is Subaru just retarded?

>>30164222
Jokes on you!
I was here before they debuted!

>>28830176
I would fuck the shit out of Botan if she didn't sound so nasal

HE SAID THE THING!

>>28392207
Okay, so here's the scoop: Go ahead, call me lonely, a simp, or horny. These are MY FUCKING FEELINGS. I want to have the roughest and hottest sex with Polka. Seriously. Her cute noises, her silly faces, and her supple breasts drive me to horny madness. I'd set the mood with Careless Whisper. Every inch of her would be massaged and licked. When I want to finish and climax with all of my love, I would do it on her stomach, her glittered face, tits, and roll her over to blow the last of my load on her tiny butt. I want to cuddle with her when I am done busting, and ask her how her day was, feeling each other's warmth on our naked, vulnerable bodies. She'd tell me how good it was and she'd confide her truest feelings to me, telling me how much she loves me. I would tell her I love her back, and she would give me a loving peck on my cheeks. Then we would get dressed and spend the day watching Seinfeld, still cuddling and even eating our favorite foods. I want Polka to be my girlfriend, my lover, my wife, and my life. I love her and want her to be mine. Is this a copy-pasta? No. I typed out every word to proclaim how I feel. Every time you ask who she is, look back on this: SHE IS MY WIFE. I love Polka, and these are MY original thoughts and feelings.

Polka please, I just masturbated...

>>27958326
Polka coming home tired from her part time job!
Polka being sprung on and glomped by a lonely Nene who's been all day at home!
Polka fuse ticking as Nene loudly yells about her day and wants to know about Polka's!
Polka grabbing Nene by the scrape of her neck and forcing her down on the ground!
Polka ripping the confused Nene's clothes off with her other hand while holding the taotao girl down!
Polka fingering Nene into several intense orgasms!
Polka leaving a motionless and spent Nene on the ground heaving and seizing!
Polka grabbing a beer and a smoke to watch her footie before bed!
Polka eating gyoza for dinner with Nene after she recovered enough to speak!
Polka hugging Nene when they lay down in bed to prepare for another day!

Polka!

Gen 5 sex tier list

>Raw sex
Polkahime
[Redacted]

>Cute and sexy
Nene

>Sexy when drunk
Lamy

>Your friend who you play CoD with on discord
Botan

>>27307764
You think Polka gives a fuck? lole she probably had to deal with worse shit in her past life, but maybe not, she's being on the game for way longer than lamy or botan, she knows how to handle retarded shit

>>27102123
Someone post that Polka sex pasta.

>>27065796
She's a clown

Wait wtf is Polka playing that African music from the BGM stream?! LMAO

>>26976781
It's a clown world out there.

No, you can't make me pay pig for used good, anons.

>>26860823

>Listened to the Polka ASMR 4 times already
Just a man living in clown world

>>26793470
But i did, i still couldn't do it.
Even with the dick sucking ASMR i just wanted to hug her.

>>26025490
Says fucking who? You? nobody gives a fuck about you lmao

ITS A HONKY HONK WORLD OUT HERE

>>25700625
honk

Does anyone have the image of Polka with her mocking face and her pink hair spinning?