/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14103213
>mfw I've been taking SATs on a yearly basis since 3rd grade
>By the time I took them in high school years it was just a game for me

>>13768898
>You will never get so fed up with a Red Oni picking on you that you challenge her to a fight in some weeks' time
>You will never try to learn the basics of boxing during that time
>I order to get fast enough to kick her ass when the time comes
>She's strong, but if you can just avoid her blows and keep hitting her, you can beat her
>When you show up that day, she's wearing a tight sports bra that clings to her chest, and spats that show off her figure
>Tell her you didn't realize how pretty she looked before, on account of her being an asshole
>You still fight her, in an effort to maintain your dignity
>The end result is a tie, on account of the both of you cross-countering each other after 5 minutes of bare-knuckle fighting
>In the infirmary, you're still mad at her for having lost to her, and yet satisfied that you get to see her just as bruised as you are
>She apologizes in earnest, albeit casually, for bullying you so relentessly
>"I suppose your feelings haven't changed at all, and you're still mad at me. So I guess, I'll find someone else to...well...pick on, I guess."
>You will never tell her to go out with you, to her surprise
>She will never accept
>And despite the both of you being suspended for a day for starting a fight, you will never try going out on your first date with her that day

>>13646931
Yes.
>tfw you coach an emotionally weak Oni who had her horn broken off by thugs as a teenager, and now is hoping to become an MMA fighter to regain her sense of what it means to be a strong Oni
>tfw you become her mentor, and an older brother figure to her
>tfw she tells you one day that, when she wins the MMA finals, she wants you to marry her.
I'd be her Doc Louis, yeah.

>>12814092
>"Hey there, kid. You know it's dangerous to be wandering around at night alone like this~."
>"Hop in. I'll give you a ride home."
>"Oh, don't worry. You can trust me. After all, I am a cop."

>Hey Anon.

>I know we're not really close friends or anything but I figured I'd invite you to a really cool cul-- er, club I'm a member of.

>Say uh, how old are you if you don't mind my being forward?

>No, just wanted to make sure you're... legal age.

>But gee, it looks like you're gonna need a "guardian"! Yeah, that's what they call it. You need to be with an older person to apply. Good thing your neighbor here happens to be a few years older than you.

>Trust me though, it's worth it.