/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45508524
The robot responded almost immediately, pulling out several candid photos of random things. One shows those damned Dolls that stole the lemonade supplies from a while back building a strange structure, another shows Yuuka bending over to sniff an unusually-colored flower with her panties unnecessarily in full view. Wait a minute, IS THAT MIMA TALKING TO KOSUZU?!? What do you mean Motoori is a backstabbing three letter agent? The more she examined the more confusing her understanding of the situation became.

“I… I’m… How on earth did you get these?!?” Rikako asked the nuclear robot.

“Ever since you two told me about what you discovered, I snuck out to spy on what was happening whenever I found myself with any form of free time. However, as of recent, I have begun skipping out on important errands & work to indulge my curiosity. Apologies.”

“How’d you do it without getting spotted? I wanna learn how to do something like that!” Lemontene asked.

“Teehee! That’s an android woman’s secret! You’ll understand when you’re older.”

“But Fairies don’t age-”

“Well okay, but why are you only telling us this now? I’m not sure if I approve of your method but this is groundbreaking information.” Rikako chastised. “I never could’ve guessed how deep this rabbit hole goes. Feels like nearly every notable figure in Gensokyo is in on this now. I feel dirty just looking at these.”

“Not sure. Usually I never feel the need to get involved in other’s affairs like this, as it gets in the way of my purpose. But something about this just seemed to attract me. I never planned on voluntarily telling anybody else about my new hobby at first. But, after managing to get my hand on this flier, I feel it’s time I come clean”

Ruukoto then proceeded to pull a colored piece of paper out of her pocket. Rikako was still recovering from all this astonishment, she legitimately could not guess what on earth this dastardly letter could be. Is it a bomb?

…

Oh! Phew… That’s not so bad! It’s just an advertisement involving Reimu’s daughter. Apparently it’s for a birthday party.

>https://youtu.be/fsobsIh8XH4

…that’s being hosted aT ALICE’S HOUSE TODAY AT 3:00 PM!!! OH NONONONOONONONONONONO FUCK FUCK FUCK

“...Guys, what time is it?” Rikako asked, slowly drifting her head from the flier. Her expression was reaking of anxiety.

“About 3:29 when I last checked.” Lemontene confirmed.

Over a hundred posts and nobody's mentioned the nicest, most hardworking PoDDhu. How unfortunate. But it's alright, since she'll always be here to help keep everything tidy, even if nobody notices her.

>>15841084
a case could be made here.

>>14839450
it could be

too bad nobody cares anymore

MORE PC98S WHEN

I just noticed that Cleverbot, the learning Chatbot, dosn't know jackshit about Touhou.

As it learns from the people it chats with, this could be the perfect time to teach cleverbot a few things about a thing or two.