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>The Mister of the Archaeological Center, his arm clad in the purest shimmering armor, held aloft his manhood from the bosom of his robes, signifying by Divine Providence that I, Hatshepsut, was to awaken my slumber."

>"That is why I am your queen!!"

>>"Listen; strange women lying in tombs, distributing handjobs is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some genital archaic ceremony!"
>"Be quiet!"
>>"Bu- Well, you can't expect to wield supreme executive mandate just because some enamored brat threw a dong at you!?"
>"SHUT UP!"
>>"I mean, if I went around saying I was a God-king just because some moistened beetle threw a ball of sex at me, they'd put me away."
>"SHUT UP! WILL YOU SHUT UP?!"
>>"Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!"
>"SHUT UP!"
>>"Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being violated!"
>"BLOODY MORTAL!"
>>"Oh! What a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that? That's what I'm on about! Did you see her violating me? You saw it didn't you?"

"The Lady of the Archaeological Center, his arm clad in the purest shimmering armor, held aloft his manhood from the bosom of his robes, signifying by Divine Providence that I, Hatshepsut, was to awaken my slumber."

"That is why I am your queen!!"

>"Listen; strange women lying in tombs, distributing handjobs is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some genital archaic ceremony!"
"Be quiet!"
>"Bu- Well, you can't expect to wield supreme executive mandate just because some enamored brat threw a dong at you!?"
"SHUT UP!"
>"I mean, if I went around saying I was a God-king just because some moistened beetle threw a ball of sex at me, they'd put me away."
"SHUT UP! WILL YOU SHUT UP?!"
>"Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!"
"SHUT UP!"
>"Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being violated!"
"BLOODY MORTAL!"
>"Oh! What a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that? That's what I'm on about! Did you see her violating me? You saw it didn't you?"