/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You're out in the village one day browsing the market and find the suspicious-looking moon rabbit's stall full of artefacts apparently from the outside world
Letting your eyes browse around you see little of interest today until you spot two round and spongy looking things
'These are a great 'beauty enhancement' from the outside world, maybe you'd like to see the special girl in your life in these tee hee?'
You ponder the pads for a moment then realise you could have some fun with these
What if you bullied the witch again but without even seeing her or laying a finger on her?
Haggling the price a bit you buy the pads, asking for a gift box and some ribbon
'Tee hee, you must really want to see a special girl in these!'
'Could say that, someone is definitely going to be very, very happy with these eheheh'
You get the gift wrapped box back from the rabbit merchant as an evil smile crosses your face
You grab a quite bite to eat and a beer in the village izakaya while you write a short letter to go in the box, practicing a few attempts on a scrap of paper to imitate Marisa's handwriting
"Saw these in the market today an they made me think of ya pad-chou, hope you like 'em ze"
Signing it off with a quickly scribbled star and the words 'Marisa xxx'
You wrap everything off and take the box to the village post office
'Express delivery please, to 'Izayoi Sakuya, Head Maid, Scarlet Devil Mansion'
'You're gonna have to pay some extra for that, I really don't like going to that place. Last time that gatekeeper mistook me for a newspaper seller and kicked me really hard'
The crow tengu post office worker jumped to the counter before a look of resignation sunk into her face once you stated the destination
Reluctantly you paid the extra fee, knowing this could only end well..
...
Several days you were shopping for some vegetables in the village market and overheard an interesting conversation between a frustrated customer and the medicine seller moon rabbit
'What do you mean you've got no stock left today, how did you sell out so fast, I need my sleeping potion today!'
The exhausted looking rabbit slumps forward slightly, pausing packing her stall up
'We're having some temporary supply problems, Doctor Yagokoro is very busy at the moment and doesn't have time to make fresh batches'
'This never happened before what could have possibly tied her up so much?'
'She is very busy treating a patient that needed extra care, I'm sorry, but they'll be new stock when she's free'
The villager grumbled and began to walk away as another stopped her
'You didn't hear about the witch? Apparnetly someone beat her up very good, she had over a hundred knife wounds! I have no idea how she survived that!'
'Hmm.. Maybe she just picked the wrong person to steal from this time?'
'Maybe but that seems like she must have done something to get whoever it was very mad...'
You burst laughing, so hard you almost fall over as a creates such a scene half the market stares at you
But you don't care, it sounds like you really got the witch this time..

>>13709705
burn the witch.