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>The vexed-looking mothwoman grips the bushes with her lower set of arms to support herself, the upper set still occupied with rubbing her head. She starts fidgeting when she straightens up, shifting her weight from claw to chitinous claw, almond shaped eyes cast downward.

>“So what brings you to this neck of the woods?”

>“I frickin’ live here”

>“Really? That’s nice. You do all this landscaping yourself? I bet you did. You look like you’ve got a green thu-“

>“No no no, this conversation isn’t about me, it’s about you, and the fact that you just trashed my flowerbed.”

>“I’m sorry. I really am. It’s just, well, you know…”

>“I don’t know. Honestly. You’re going to have to explain it to me.”

>“I wanted to, uh, um…look at the…”

>“Yes?”

>“THE LAMP! I FLEW UP TO LOOK AT THE LAMP AND HIT MY HEAD ON THE WINDOW OKAY!?”

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I believe the Groundhog Day loop has officially ended via pregnancy.

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