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Kikis and shogs aren't actually mortal enemies. They get along quite well with each other and often work together.

The true mortal enemies of meidos are beelzebubs. For your sake and theirs, don't ever take a beelzebub as a wife when they are in your employ, or vice versa; don't employ a meido when you've a beelzebub for a wife.

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>Beelzebub pizza delivery service
>Delivers pizza and pop
>Only two slices left and a couple pieces of crust
>Used napkins in the box
>2 liter of Pepsi is half gone
>Call her out on it
>She gives a half-assed apology then gives you a kiss on the cheek to make up for it
>Burps in your face with pizza breath
>Flies off before you can bitch her out
>Find her number written on the interior lid of the box
>"Call me if you wanna good time, handsome stud XOXO <3"

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