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>>9653513

>wastes time

Why would you want to do that?

>>9192442
It can't be kelped

>>8355506

>>8277749

>>8232555
he is moe as fuck

also says some smart as HELL things sometimes

>>8221744
the magnums funny heres some of the best jokes from it

10 Most Controversial Shrek Jokes

WARNING: These jokes may be a little controversial. Tell them at your own risk.

10. Q: Where was Shrek born?
A: Gitmo (Guantanamo Bay)

9. Q: What did Shrek say to Osama bin Laden?
A: Your brother Obongo is ruining the country.

8. Q: What did Shrek wear to Donkey's Kwanza'a party?
A: A confederate flag.

7. Q: What did Shrek put in Donkey's birthday cake?
A: Feces and urine.

6. Q: What did Shrek give to Donkey for Christmas?
A: Feces and urine.
Version 2: Did Six Million Really Die? by Richard Harwood

5. Q: What's Shrek's favorite passage of the Quran?
A: Whichever one he just wiped his *** with.

4. Q:Who shot Tupac?
A: It was Shrek...

3. Q: Where was Shrek when John Kennedy died?
A: The grassy knoll.

2. Q: What did Shrek do when the Princess asked him to visit her parents for Christmas?
A: He put up both of his middle fingers in the shape of a cross.

1. Q: What picture did Shrek put on the cover of his autobiography?
A: A picture of Donkey's face superimposed over Abu Ghraib victims.

>>8216634
now when i blow this whistle

you gotta hustle

you got it?

>>8214875

My mom said that she understands that I have social anxiety and I can get a job whenever I'm ready.

>>8209111

ppituT HIM in the abag LOL

rip squidster