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>>37627194
Anon, please locate a car tire, oil drum, or object of similar radius.
Hold it in front of your current dick.
Imagine the width of your current dick expanding to match the width of the car tire.
Imagine how ugly that would look.
Lady Lambdadelta would take one look at that 45 degree dick geometry and immediately start laughing so hard she forgets she was horny. She laughs so hard that Lady Bernkastel comes by to see what the matter is, and cracks at smile at your expense.
Imagine being laughed at by both witches because of your bizarre shrunken body dick geometry. Imagine, and please reconsider your silly fantasy.