/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I go into a stone building, up a large elevator and into a hall where many goddesses are gathered. There's one who's leading me around, she points out a radiant goddess sitting on a throne at the end of the room as the" Lady of Light." She points out a girl who she calls my wife, her left eye was a blue and red vortex.
I was being chased around a dark maze like building by a guy and couple of his friends, eventually coming to a window where they get stunned by the beautiful view of a night time dream city, I'm hanging from the edge and think the drop down to the city because it doesn't look too far but die. Then I'm back to life in the city, I see and go up to Yoishi Mitsurugi who was walking around with a few followers, her hair cut neatly and short. At some other place, I enter a pocket dimension where I kept making my way down a slope in pitch black darkness, getting attacked by shadowy monsters, though eating apples healed me up I died at the end somehow.
In a cave, fighting a Khezu. It could release clouds of sleeping gas so I thought "that's dangerous, if it puts me to sleep it'll just fucking kill me." Before I wake up I notice it has big grotesque cat's eyes and ears, so when I wake up I think "it is supposed to be me?" and hear a -ping pong- noise in my head like I'm correct.
I had a sketchbook full of drawings of Flan using various Dark Souls weapons. I went up to the third floor of a building and saw someone on a computer drawing a picture of Hatate pregnant. I had a fight with a guy where we both used Winged Knight Halberds, he kept doing a slow attack where he diagonally chopped at my ankle and I kept blocking it with my own halberd's pole, then he gave me praise of some sort. In a city, a giant man appears, then a giant sperm cell with a head like a white hand burrows out of the ground and fuses with the giant's spine to become his tail. It was supposed to be God. I flew up and smashed it face down on the concrete several times until it was pacified.
Saw fanart of Medilia who looked like Eirin with a crown and more of an adventurer's look, shooting her bow.
In a building, three Hecatia cosplayers come in, one of them was Lindsay Ellis and another a pretty redhead I once knew. I thought it was actually Hecatia at first, with an excited "Hecatia!" The pretty redhead said "you reacted like how I would have." Lindsay mentions Doug going to court over a sexual harassment suit and narrowly getting out of it.
There was an old mother who had George Constanza as her child, apparently he was calling himself the Moon Boy and acting like the chosen one, also making some cruddy pictures. I was in a car, I put my window up hoping she wouldn't come over but she did, annoyed that I put my window up, so I said sorry. She said "oh, you're sorry" and asked about her son. I said "he probably just needs someone to talk to and look at his pictures, not you though, a pretty girl" while I thought about how Yukari looks at mine, an image of her with a star in her left eye coming to mind.
Someone was disappointed I wasn't as strong as I he had thought. I said "are you surprised that I'm the Satan to Yukari's The Devil?"
There was a black guy standing next to me who looked at a letter and exclaimed "Sakuya's going out on a date with Micheal Jackson!" I said "what!?" then looked at the letter which had "Sakuya Izayoi (Young (PCB)) (Black)" on it, then said "oh, it's just black Sakuya." He started blustering and snorting repeatedly since he was upset about it. I say to someone afterwards "what's with the snorting, that was disgusting." Then the upset guy fuses with a giant fudge shooting ufo-shaped machine and there's a boss battle between him and Rance. He'd shoot volleys of fudge that would slowly arc through the air then land in a pattern to be avoided, then there'd be a little interval to wail on him. Rance dodged well for a while but eventually got hit which was instant loss, then he gets killed and the black guy started raping his corpse.
I was part of an Eternity Larvae themed band, driving around with them on roads near some tropical jungles.
There was a youtube video called "Flandre's Sit and Disappear" which had a thumbnail similar to pic.
I sung SOAD's Holy Mountains to someone. I looked up Holy Mountains on youtube and the second result was the song but the thumbnail had Remi and Flan, and the video description was along the lines of "everything is Touhou now!"
I saw a trippy brainwash-y kind of animation that was apparently based on something from South Park but this was of all the Touhou characters progressively zooming out of a portal, properly bowing as if greeting the world, then zooming out of sight. I said "now this is good South Park", not that it had the crappy animation style, it looked beautiful.

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A pleasure.