/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hi /jp/. I wanna ask you something.
This is gonna be a long read but bear with it.

I''ve been a webcam model for about 3 months.
For those of you who don't know what the fuck that is. Basically you log into the webcam site, and perverted motherfuckers trow money at you per minute (from 2 to 10 dollars per minute) to see and hear you while they chat with you and jerk off. (I know, it's crazy stupid)
Then the site gives you around 30-50% of what you made.
I make about $1,600 per month "working" 3-4 hours a day 5 days a week (sitting in front of the camera in my room smiling, jerking off and flexing and talking like a full homo when someone enters). That is normal, women make waaay more than men. It is not much but since the country I live in has a shitty shitty currency and low cost of living the money is so good it's ridiculous and it's cool because you get paid with payoneer's prepaid debit card so you can get paid wherever you are as long as there's an ATM nearby.

How is this /jp/ related?
The site I "work" in is www.livejasmin.com (it's the biggest freaking porn site on earth, true story) and it's in several languages, but not in japanese.
Most of the customers are english speakers from the US and Europe.

arisu

>>8438541
What he said.

I like Alice threads. I'm sorry. Can't help it.

>In the coming months we'll be adding a new round of janitors (the first in a long time), as well as promoting the last remaining active janitors to moderators.

>as well as promoting the last remaining active janitors to moderators.

Meido is getting a promotion, discuss.

Heartwarming and alone all at once.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/539133

If you had the ability to remove or add one in-joke/meme/whatever to /jp/, what would you do?

Also, if you had the ability to close down /jp/, would you?

Real answer: her danmaku is the seven colors of the rainbow.

Silly answer: she's actually got two shades of pink and you forgot skin color as well.

>>4839527

I said they don't need food, not that they wouldn't enjoy eating humans.

Alice, being a former human, would probably have no desire for meta-cannibalism.

She shrieks and then gigles as you wrestle her into another position, laying on her back with her legs spread. The minutes begin to melt into one another as you roll around her bed, kissing deeply and continuing to find new and exciting positions. Alice takes you eagerly, and she's so wet that there's almost no resistance. Your whole body begins to tense up and you know you're not going to be able to last much longer.

"Alice, I'm gonna cum!" you blurt out as you begin to hump her with hightened intensity. She attempts to respond but all that makes it past her lips is a moan of intense pleasure. Alice holds you tight as you let yourself climax, having one of the most intense orgasms you've ever had. You shiver as you feel the warm sensation of your cum filling her up, and she looks deep into your eyes, letting out a satisfied sigh.

As you roll off of her you briefly consider putting on your pants and bouncing immediately, but you realize that such a course of action probably wouldn't make Alice feel any better, and would probably limit your chances of subsequent visits turning out this well. You cuddle with Alice for a while before the two of you get out of bed and have your tea as usual.

After a somewhat awkward goodbye, you set out down the path out of the forest, and curse your poor luck when you notice the feathers of a certain crow tengu a short distance from Alice's bedroom window... This'll be interesting.

>>4351884
>>4351617
are you ready for this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjTAl8k-e3Q

it's so moe I almost puked

>>4319663
please carry on! :3

>>4283176
oh shut up, what's more cool & sad than a powerhungry loli that got turned into yokai which doomed her to live rest of her eternal(?) days alone with her dolls.

>>4260001
I found Toohoo through "marisa stole the precious thing", find it so gay (= hilarious) that I was surprised by results when trying to find subbed versions. hundreds and hundreds of videos.

being an animefag I knew it was not anime and was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT THE AMOUNT OF FLASHES IS INSANE.

skip few phases, IOSYS discovery etc and here I am, spitting on other games and looking down on gamers of any other games as inferior time wasters who lack skill and concentration.

I became a man. ;_;

start playing badminton IRL and eat healthier. helped me through EoSD on hard.

/x/ here. BOOF, this is a wonderful thread and you should feel wonderful for posting it.

>>3442710

>>3423067
Nice one.

>>3276148
Is that a drunk Shanghai cosplaying as Suika?

>>3260899
You are a savior. Thanks a bunch. Ill show that lucid x dev a thing or two about poorly photoshopping images!

>>3247771
I beg to differ.