/jp/ - Otaku Culture

A mysterious Elf shows up at your doorstep one day, saying she's an agent from the government. She has for you an Orgasm Ray, like the one from the movie Orgazmo. It has power cells for 100 shots. The weapon will disintegrate on an atomic level and disappear once those shots have all been fired, or if anyone whose fingerprints are not coded into it tries to fire it.
The offer is giving you this tool and seeing to it that the MGCPD does not investigate any crimes it's involved in. What you choose to do with it is up to you.
Do you accept?

>>14179109
Then enter her magical realm of tender loving femdom!
>>14179110
How many licks does it take to reach the heart of a loli?

This is terrible! A single knife-ear and so many Anons fave fallen prey of the elven menace... Watch out, here comes another one!

>"Oh! Hello! Are you a human? I've don't see many of you around here..."
>"Well, it was nice, but I really have to go with those orcs!"

It's a dark elf! Beware it's knowledge of the dark arts and kinky bondage!
Who knows what thing she could be hiding under that weird-ass outfit of hers.