/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How it would go for me
>portals open
>go to cemetary to find a banshee or wight
>here beautiful panflutes on the way
>satyros with auburn hair and beautiful green eyes
>and knockers
>she pulls me to her
>gets me drunk on her wine
>whispers how she'd brew with me for a living and make a killing on a vineyard
>I take her on her offer
>drunken lovemaking for a few days
>build vineyard and fermentation stations while planning wedding
>get so drunk on wine and love I fall into vat drowning in the wonderful wine
The bittersweet ending