/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This automaton talk reminded me of this post:
>Portals open
>You arrive near a mamono realm
>You sell your phone or computer (or whatever you use to browse porn) for the resources to go and waifu your MG waifu race
>As you are on your way your chariot stops and the monster warriors guarding you step down to face the threat (the pay was really good so you could afford even a escort team to ensure you get to your waifu unmolested)
>You jump out of the chariot as you see all your monster guards laying in the floor defeated
>You run away and hear a blast, the chariot completely desintegrated
>You stop as you feel an electric zap paralyzing you
>"Dont move!"
>You see a robot-like girl angrily aiming at you with a canon
>Turns out that the device you sold absorbed mamono mana and got monsterized
>She knows every fetish and every secret of yours and can take any form according to your fetishes. Even combine attributes of different MGs as she learned them through your history
>She prints your porn history, even what you had deleted and throws the papers on your face
>"You dont get to use me all this time and then at the first chance , sell me to run off with someone else!"

>Portals open
>You arrive near a mamono realm
>You sell your phone or computer (or whatever you use to browse porn) for the resources to go and waifu your MG waifu race
>As you are on your way your chariot stops and the monster warriors guarding you step down to face the threat (the pay was really good so you could afford even a escort team to ensure you get to your waifu unmolested)
>You jump out of the chariot as you see all your guards laying in the floor defeated
>You run away and hear a blast, the chariot completely desintegrated
>You stop as you feel an electric zap paralyzing you
>"Dont move!"
>You see a robot-like girl angrily aiming at you with a canon
>Turns out that the device you sold absorbed mamono mana and got monsterized
>She knows every fetish and every secret of yours and can take any form according to your fetishes. Even combine attributes of different MGs as she learned them through your history
>She prints your porn history, even what you had deleted and throws the papers on your face
>"You dont get to use me all this time and then at the first chance , sell me to run off with someone else!"
Damn, how will you get to your waifu now?