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>>22269775

What monster would b best at taking care of someone mentally unstable with severe depression? Perhaps the best shoulder to cry on?

>>22000129

>>21790046
huge, strong wives

>>21160175
They're just plain big.

>>20438650

>>20318300

>>20145776
>>20145818
You're going to make an Ogre girl very happy. Possibly pregnant.

>tfw you will never almost be smothered by an oni after she passes out drunk on top of you
>tfw she will never cook you steak and eggs in the morning as an apology

Do you think a red oni would ever have to go to an AA meeting, especially if she was caught drinking and driving?

>>18877052
Why go all the way back to your house? Every respectable bar-owning oni has an upstairs bedroom for the staff to use for a good old drunken fuck. Cuts out the wait for her to come over and it keeps drinkers off the road.

>wake up after a wild night of being black out drunk
>there is an oni sleeping on top of you, her whole body somehow not crushing you
>when she wakes up, she looks at you bleary eyed and smiles
>"Hey, hotstuff. That was on crazy night...I think. Looks like your pelvis is still in one piece, too. In that case, how about we meet up again tonight for round 2, drinks on me?~"

>>18814648
>Tails
Good end. I only ask that she doesn't snu-snu me too hard.

>>18518875
The correct answer.

>>18220308
>Oni face: [visible confusion]
>"Hu... huuuh? The hell you talkin abo-HIC-about?! Yerr not makin no shensh! Shutup alrea-HIC-dyyyyy! Shupposh to get yer dick out, na-naht ashk shtupid HIC uuuuhh... queshions!"

>>17905337
She wouldn't mind passing out with you in bed.

>>17740474
Biggie Oni!

>>17603578
A big towering Oni could be right.
Maybe she has a strain of alcoholism that she used to cope with him being gone.
Either way, she'll end up now herself towering over and mass outbulking her new rival and thus begins the arms race. The literal biceps arms race.

>>17330089
Drunk

>>17256044
>>17256055
>>17256057
wheres their chests, cant have an Oni without those oni orbs

>>17058736
Latenight makes every girl top tier.

>>16118502
How sure of that are you, anon?

>>14972348
You are not alone, anon.

>>14881703
5. The Demon Realm

Sure, why not? It can't be that bad, and Demons have a lot of money. After days of searching for an open portal, you hijack a Demon's that she used to appear before some nameless hero to give a monologue about evil and surrendering to pleasure, and leap through. Sure enough, you arrive and it's what you expected. After some hefty persuasion (Money and Semen) you hire a work force and build an Inn. Demonic Monster Girl entities will be your customers, along with the occasional Incubus, all viable customers in your eye. While business will be absolutely amazing and you'll have enough gold to retire comfortably in a year. You'll need to keep your wits about you. Demons will try to offer contracts in the guise of payment, and Hellhounds and Onis can be some of the rowdiest patrons you'll ever encounter. But when you return back to your realm, you'll be as rich as a lord.