/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>21966743
no, because it's too easy

Tell your waifu why'd you stare at the cashier for too long and even looked right into her eyes

>>21784342
Plz do not victim-shame.
"Just look at what he was wearing, he's a slut who was asking to be raped!" is very problematic thinking.

Confess your sins to yandere lizard so she may judge you for them

>>21656606

>>21334762
Love triumphs is the ultimate rule of the setting anon. If the lizardman really wants you, she's going to find a way. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, maybe not even a month from now, but she will. Codes and honor be damned, the profile makes that clear.

>>20795302
>NTR

>>20738016
>Denying ara~ ara~ monsters the dick they so rightfully waited for
How to have a monster girl revolution in one easy step

>>20726940
And if you wanted to add that into MGE you could just say Lizardwomen and Salamanders claim they're decedents of dragons, even if it's total bullshit just don't say that to their face

>>20675764
Not a salamander but it reminded me of this pic.

>>20309821
Stop the fucking joke answers and tell us already.

>>20207174
>The issue with the Lizardman is more so their shape and general appearance being pretty ugly.

>I was going through your emails and saw a message to someone called Mom. Who is this...Mom???

>>19045218
>>19045228
Friendly reminder to dispose of daughter dickers in the most efficient way possible.

>"Well, you see. There's a misunderstanding. I never wanted to send you hatemail. I wanted to send you Platemail. Chainmail, even. Please don't point that thing at me."

>>18811685
I hope you never come close to a real life child you fucking degenerate. Goes for all these pedophiles in the thread.

>>18799900
Slowpoke poster fucked off, why can't you?

>Be Lizardgirl/Salamander
>Challenge scotty to a fight.
>Scotty rams her down without hesitation or chivalry because "She challenged you to a fair fight, you give her a fair fight."
>'Zard keeps coming back, up with the decision to make the scott her husband. And enjoys his fighting.
>The thought of after-fight sex gets her excited all the way.

>Instead all that happens is that she gets kicked out of the fort by an angry scottish wife.
>And this happens everytime she visits, and every fight.
>her fw she still has not succeeded in raping and claiming that scott till this day.
>"Last I heard, she tried playing dirty in a desperate maneouver and still lost AND got kicked out of the fort for the 389th time."

Real talk. Suppose MGs have their own board, their own version of /r9k/, /b/, etc.

>What would their greentexts look like?
>What would an autistic monster be like?
>Monster robots that even put automatons/golems to shame.

>>18400300
In that case i'll slurp all the filling while looking in her eyes.

>>18312058
Hit that muthackin (you) if you up.

>>18146949
>rewrite

>>17768930
Nah, she'd just recruit someone she saw a lot of potential in and train him to surpass her.

>Live in a mostly human city; monster girls have little to no interaction with us.
>Read up on them using the internet and local books shipped to book stores.
>Decide to travel to other cities and villages to interview with any monster girls I meet and get their stories.
>Everywhere I went, they mention a monster girl who they referred to as "Buddy"
>Finally meet a lizardman who claims to know who this particular monster girl is.
>"Oh Her?"
>"Yeah, I know her."
>"It's going to take a while. It happened years ago."
>"Did you know...There are three kind of monster girls?"
>"Those who seek husbands."
>"Those who are lustful."
>"And those who read the wants of man."
>"Those are the three."
>"And her?"
>"She was a true monster girl."