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MEANWHILE, THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY

MEANWHILE

Hey worthless family,

My name is Jessica, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are men that have no dignity, women that try to be men, and no-lifes who spend every second of their day thinking of ways to solve the epitagh before I die. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever done a single sensible thing? I mean, I guess it's fun running a mediocre company straight into the ground, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than claiming Battler is a competent detective.

Don't be a 19th person. Just hit me with your best stake. I'm pretty much perfect. I've studied magic for years on end, and my skills as a pyromancer can even best a witch. What other hobbies do you have, other than argue who will is actually Beatrice? Unlike you, women throw themselves at me, and I have an extremely powerful witch (I just titfucked her; Shit was SO lesbian). You are all failures who should just roll over and die. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

Umineko in a nutshell.