/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34866618
the lack of capitalization makes me look cool, distant, relaxed and uncaring. it's the secret to being cool.

>>33403746
Lmao Gou looks fucking hilarious why are people taking this shit seriously

>>33232244
Glad I could be of assistance.

>>21682940
>Hamakaze
>less purer than the Gumos

>>21313743
>Fuck Erika
You wish

>>21238093
Well, first she'd need to observe it visually, looking from various angles, making verbal notes to herself about the size, shape, color, etc. She'd probably take a few photos as well, as reference.
>Slightly below average, just as I'd expected.
Next she'd dust it for fingerprints to see who'd touched it last, carefully sprinkling a loose coat of powder over the surface before leaning her face close and blowing it off. She'd repeat the process several times to get a thorough reading of the whole thing, each time bringing her puckered lips within an inch of the pulsating evidence and blowing cool air across its sensitive surface. Once finished she'd cross-reference the results with a list she'd made ahead of time.
>No prints aside from those of the owner were found. Again, just as expected. Though based on the sheer number of prints, said owner must touch it frequently. How pitiful.

Erika...!

>>20368395
It really is. Inspiration will come suddenly then leave just as quickly, making it hard to finish anything. I still do a good amount of ERP via stuff like Discord, If you're interested.

>>19560948
Is that a problem?

>>19350750
Become a physical rapist.

>>18135709
So if Yasu fantasized about being an attack helicopter that would make him one?

>>17621714
Then just replace bullying with spanking.
I bet she would enjoy it.

This thread is getting lewd and I like it

>>16528873
>just trying to ruin any kind of self-confidence in you.
I'm not >>16528742.

I want to solve mysteries with Erika!

>>16294791
In case they actually make a live action Umineko? Or in case everything gets deleted and everyone banned for discussing Umineko in an Umineko thread?

>>16156628
I saw that, you sneaky motherfucker

Fuck it. It's Mystery Time again!

At 11pm, screams can be heard from Jessica's room. Genji and Gohda hear them first. They knock hard on Jessica's room, but all she does is scream more and more.
"He's here! Oh god, he's here!!"
With no master keys on their person, the servants rush to the servants room to get them. On the way, they see Natsuhi, who's gotten out of bed because of the commotion. They inform her of the situation. Natsuhi gets Krauss and eventually Genji, Gohda, Krauss, Natsuhi and Kumasawa stand in front of the Jessica's room. Genji unlocks the door.

Inside the room they find Jessica next to her bed, a large wound on her temple. Blood is gushing out. Her inhaler in at the other side of the room. There is no trace of the attacker anywhere. Not under the bed, in the closet, hiding behind furniture, nothing.

They all take her to the servants room to lie down on a bed.
Krauss and Natsuhi ask Jessica what happened, but she refuses to say anything on the matter.
Genji and Gohda relay what Jessica said. That "he's here, oh god he's here!". Natsuhi pushes Jessica into talking, but she simply won't say what happened.

Battler, who arrived earlier for a surprise visit is the detective. He inspects the room. The door was locked from the inside, which Natsuhi said is very unlike Jessica. The windows were locked from the inside as well.

How did the culprit get into Jessica's room and attack her?
Who could it have possibly been?
Why won't Jessica talk?

Erika is for ______ ___ ________ ___ _____ ________ ___ ___ __ _ ____ ___

>>16009514
Isn't it obvious?

>>15987385
>Which is why I was so excited for those 15 minutes where we thought Chiru would get an anime a couple of days ago.
Man, I was actually hyped when I saw that. I knew it would be shit, but my heart still skipped a beato at the thought of Erika and Dlanor animated

Did someone say mystery?

Shall we try another Umineko/Ryu-chan thread?
Let's discuss the future of our threads, as we seem to be on the edge of being deleted forever.

>>15864917
I guess we'd better shut up and post some gosh darn Uminekkers then