/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>You'll never have a cute NEET vampire girlfriend with perpetual bedhead and some serious sweater cows.
>She'll never get fussy over you when she has to drink your blood, immediately putting bandages on you when she's done.
>She'll never cuddle up with you and watch anime and play video games with you.
>She'll never want you to kiss her almost constantly during sex.
Damn it.

>>14219122
That's an incredibly kissable ass anon.

>>13257713
>Adult Bandits never had any H-scenes
But they were so good as adults!
I can hope for adult bandit scenes in Paradox though... Right?

>You'll never have a Hellhound girlfriend/waifu who chases you down during the full moon and drags you back to her house to "rape" you all night long.
>You'll never wake up the next morning with her sleeping face inches from yours as she holds you close to her body like a teddy bear with the biggest smile you've ever seen from her.
>You'll never cuddle up to her and go back to bed until noon.
>You'll never make pancakes for lunch together.
Life is pain and suffering.