/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12003061
That's impossible, son.

The sun was casting long lazy shadows over the top of the saloon this afternoon. Summer heat never did sit tight with the folks in this neighborhood, always causin' some kind of mess with the peaches they said.

Anyway, most of the residents would have come here by now to settle down after a long day of hustlin' and rustlin' about with their high scoring all morning and the thought of seein' my unloving brothers and sisters made a crooked smile crack this old stone face again. I pushed aside the doors with a creak and scanned the locals for the first time. The card sharks were at their usual table underneath the TOHOclock, leaning over their dusty worn out aces, eyeing the small collection of figurines in the center of the rickety old table.

The first one to notice my entrance was the barman, polishing the prized folded steel katana, superior to any weapon any of us had seen, it's tried and true edge protected us from any of our hostile neighbors in neary towns. He glanced up from his handiwork to acknowledge my presence.

"Just the usual."

With a nondand a turn to the tea cabinet all I needed to know I was understood, I sidled up to the old counter and took a seat on a hard stool. I barely had time to look at the engravings of 'WHO HOMU HERE' carved into the wood before I saw the newcomer out the corner of my eye.. He was slim, average looking, but obviously lost. One regular, our heaviest drinker slouched on over to him and said what we were all thinkin'

"wch 2hu fq?"

Whistling time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-hYVZQLddM

>>10104008

You forgot to post a Marisa, allow me to help you.

Ze epic headshot

ITT Japanese dubs of Western films:
http://youtu.be/cbpslRxy8T0

1. Macedonian/Estonian
2. Marisa
3. Only once because she knocked books out of my hands ;-; Bitch had it coming-ze

Give me all your parents money /jp/, or else!