/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Happy new year, shitlords.

Here, I grace you with my presence as a present

I made some Japanese food for my friends this past Saturday night.

I started off with making Soba, then moved on to Nabe and finished the soup with Somen.

They loved it. It was pretty cool, dude.

>>14006849

Good stuff, dudester.

Good stuff.

You're alright, man. Huge props to you.

>>13991561
>>13991861
>>13991914
Naice Naice

>>13973364

Naice..

Naice....

>>13958559

Fuck that shit, dude.

I'm like, livin' off the EU, man.

Shiet's freakin' naice, dudebro.

>>13922721
Naice..

Naice...

Post 'em, dorkensteins. Aww yea, mula.

>>13922453

Right here, broseidon!

Every day is fuckin' Saturday!

Awwww yeaaaaaaah.

>>13879050

Naice, dudester.

Naice...

You got your freakin' priorities straight, broseph.

Prop's up.

>>13802678

I live near the beach, dude.

It costs me nothin' just take a ride on my bike and be there in liek 15 mins or some shiet.

Then I can bathe in the sun all day without a fuckin' hassle while eatin' some naice icecreams, man.

This summer is fuckin' hot as well.

Life's freakin' gud, man.

Awwww yeaaaaaaahhh

>>13775492

Liek I said, stay anal devastated.

LOSER.

>>13699215

Friday night has already gone by dudester.

It's freakin' 7:00AM and I'm startin' to get sleepy!

This was a great NEET night; though nothing out of the ordinary because once you're NEET, every day is freakin' saturday!

And I'm still gonna play some more video gaems, awwww shieeeeeet

>>13694825
It's all about the way you chose your words.

I fooled countless people over several MMO's for years to think that I was a girl in real life so that I'd just get into the best guilds and get every item, armor, etc. without working a sweat, dude.

With practice you'll get around to it, trust me, it's ez money, man.

aw shieeet.

>>13685465
>Thats why they are for horny teenagers.

Sounds like a perfect fit you, dude.

>>13637572

/jp/

>>13606357
Thanks a lot for the support, dudestein!

I'm watching some Anime while eating a Cornetto right now though, because it's FREAKIN' hot here, if you know what I mean.

But like, anyway, I probably won't be posting for a bit, so. Peace out, broseph.

>>13566467
Thanks for the support dude, bro...

I've been a NEET for over 11 years, dudester.

It's been really naice!!

Prop's to ya for keepin' it serious, though. Becoming truNEET is the best decision you'll ever make, but just be sure you know how to enjoy yourself!!

Peace out, dude, bro.

>>13545534
Whoa..

Like, whatever, dude.

Posting a reply that doesn't bump the thread doesn't mean JACK SHIEEET as much as a straight up BLUE downvote on the freakin' post.

Stop deluding your sorry ass into still thinking that anyone gives a shit about the threads being 2 or 3 pages in. I whip up a necromancy every day or so just for a few laughs, so your stupid little "secure discussion" hidden in the depths of the board gets rekt into oblivion for all the shitposters to see.

Now step the fuck back and get the fuck out of my /jp/ because I just naice schooled your fuckin' kuso shitter ass.

truNEET style.

>>13529741

Naice taste, dude.

This thread is totally sugoi.

>>13518093

High five, dude, bro.

Preach those lyrics to the choir.

>>13506394

High five, broseidon!

Your support means a lot to me.

>>13471119

Yo, dude.

It's 1:55AM and it's 22º degrees outside.

Welcome to motherfuckin' Summer! Spring was just for a week this year.

Now though, you want to beat the freakin' heat? Just take a fuckin' shower and masturbate while doing so.
After your done, be sure to drink some ice cold liquid yogurt, I personally like Pina Colada flavored ones, and you'll feel like a million bucks, dude!

Just follow this with a quick hop in front of your PC and watch some Animes while eating some ice-cream, I personally like the Cornettos and you've already killed more than a day of hard NEET work!

Trust me on this, dudester, I've been a NEET for 11 years now. You can't go wrong here.

I shitpost 90% of the time I come to this board and have been present in mostly every shitposting thread for over the last 3 years now.

I FREAKIN' love it! I get to stupidify on a whole different level than in anywhere else and doing so has become a necessity for me.

I am also probably the most famous guy in all of /jp/ that you don't know about.

It's fuckin' amazing, dude.