/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Be Anon
>Going to game night with a group you found
>The Cheshire DM is giving you that damned grin as she writes something down behind her screen
>"I see everyone is here, now we shall start. Now, you are all riding in a carriage, heading to the small town of whistle river with a group of strangers. Everyone, roll a perception check."
>You roll
>It's kind of shit, and doesn't help that it's your dumpstat
>The DM hands some paper to some of the other players
>"So, what do you do?"
>"I ready my bow in case of attack."
>"I hold my holy symbol close to my chest."
>"Okay. Anon, roll another perception check."
>You roll, and once more you get shit
>"Suddenly, on Anon's side a skeleton pops out and tears him from his seat on the coach!"
>You feel your chair tip back, and you look to see two skeleton girls holding you down
>"And an army of skeletons appears to stop your path!"
>More skeletons appear, some jumping from out of closets and cabinets
>And... is that a Trumpart with a skull helmet?
>"Lily was lonely and had nothing to do. Now, roll initiative, fuckboys!"
>Last time you play with a Cheshire DM.