/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45475925
young mastah needs meido correction

>>44961916
she needs you to FUCK her, anon.

>>44593390
You can trust kiki, so ignore her bad impulses

>>44388451
Kiki does not speak of what she's done under the old regime, except for whispers on the late, late nights after too many glasses of wine. All in defense of the motherland and the glory of the people's republic, may it persist into the long years of monsterkind.
... The republic is gone, now, despite everything she did for it. All she gave up to protect it. At least she still has you, though. She still has you. She has you, right?

>>44292259
>enter kikimart
>greeter welcomes me and asks if I want her to bring out my maid
>tell here I'm here to shop
>"I-Is your maid indisposed?"
>"I have no maid"
>I push forward while she stands stunned
>I make it halfway to the end when I'm stopped again
>one of the clerks asking if I lost my wife
>"No, I'm shopping"
>her face darkens and she smoothly walks away, talking into her handy
>the store intercom crakles into life
>"Attention maids, as per store policy masters must be accompanied at all times. Please look for a lost master in wood polish aisle number 7"
>A small group of kikimoras start following me around
>They chime in with advice about what I'm buying and offer to help me shop
>A couple audibly cringe at my choice of microfiber cloth
>One little kikimora following her mother asks "What is the master doing alone mommy? Can masters shop?"
>Her mother shoots daggers at me while telling her not to look
>Finally make it to checkout
>All the self-checkouts are mysteriously disabled
>The cashier is professional at least
>I hand her my card but she asks for my address first
>"F-For the delivery"
>I came by car, I don't need it for one bag anyway
>She keeps begging me to let her help
>Finally she charges me, sobbing
>The group of kikimoras jump and try to grab my bag
>I have to practically run to my car while they follow close by
>Drive off to shouts of "Master! No!"
Last time I go to that hellhole I swear. I don't care how low the prices are, it's not worth the hassle.

>>43743500
Stop resisting anon and just give in to strong monsters

>>43429499
That sounds like dirty thoughts citizen, we must clean you until you have nice and tidy thoughts

>>43190537
Anon don't

>>43157195
>"tripped and hit his head on Kiki's frypan" accident
strange, that always happens when anon tries to give her a vaction

>story listed specifically as MGE from Druella's perspective
>first chapter, 2nd paragraph in just casually drops how Druella used to casually fuck around with other men before she met her husband

>>40499587
Are these three really the only fucking writers who know how to write MGE ANYTHING?

>>37767493
>kiki sees this pic on her maid forums
>overhears her master talking about not liking heels
>she will not turn into a sob story
why must you do this anon? now kiki has to break-I mean, teach master the joy of heels

>>35068872

>>31229938
She'll personally instruct you in love.

You do brag about your waifu right? You do make sure everyone knows she is the best right?

>>21646547
literally no one but you cares

>>20716575
>Master has a disapproving expression but his eyes shine with mischief
>He starts splashing all of them with the shower head
>Until Mama joins them in the shower

>>19341968
>Naughty master, trying to taint la petite fille and playing dumb!
>You will have your animal-lusts sated by moi.

>>18025907
A NU CHEEKI KIKI IV DAMKE

>>17225487
a wise guy, eh?

Whoops, The Kiki believes you haven't yet finished your work! How do you explain to the nice lady that you'll do it at home?

>>15712344
Careful. They might hear you.

Quick! Its 5 o clock and you tried going home, but you haven't finished your work yet and the bouncer Kiki found out!

What excuse do you use to avoid punishment or otherwise confuse the Kikimora to escape her grasp?

You really should stop blindly signing Tanuki contracts, but you were really broke. The golden ink and the apple smelling paper should have been a dead giveaway for the horrors it contained.

This thread needs more maids.