/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14034665
>You will never open the Pharaoh's sarcophagus and find her inside
>She will never let out a terrifying yawn that leaves you frozen in terror
>Long enough for her to embrace straddle her leg around your hip to pull you in to her sarcophagus with her, shutting it tight with you inside
>And you were never heard from again
>Actually, for a few days, after which you smell of sex and egyptian chamomile

>>13838199
You don't really think the Nile's Queen would demean herself that way, do you?
Only for you, I suppose.

>>13827362
>"So, you're the boy my daughter has been talking so much about."
>Yeah, I...She's pretty wonderful.
>"So what is it you do?"
>I...Well, I'm a film editor.
>"You--I see."
>It's pretty good, yeah.
>"Certainly an 'interesting' choice of career for someone so...young like you."

>You nod, not quite sure what else to add to the conversation
>Your eyes sort of wander around the dining room, what with the unease in the air
>When your eyes meet hers again, you realize she's still kind of staring at you
>She's eating what's left on her plate, but she's definitely still staring at you
>Your eyes wander off to the left, and you tilt your head to try and get a better view at what's going on in the kitchen
>You hope your girlfriend comes back soon with that pie. You can't spend another minute with this woman by yourself.

>>13218388
I don't like being mad a fool of, Anon.

>>13160343
>"Listen, I need you to manage the station better. Your employees have been filing complaints, and I'm not--"
>"Are you humming that damn song again!?"
"I mean, you know..."
>"..."
"Yes."

>>12842658

>When the afternoon comes, so does her time to take yet another bath. When I join her for these bath times, she sits in my bare lap, asking that I clean her body for her. She always insists that I be very meticulous in cleaning her body as well. Getting her shoulders, under her arms, her back, between and beneath her breasts...Her legs, her thighs...Again, she is insistent that I be meticulous. Very meticulous.

>My lady has recently taken up combat training from some prestigious women in the area. Among them are a succubus known for her swordplay, a xiongmao revered for her skill with polearms, and a centaur who prides herself as a master archer. My lady is training with them every day to become efficient in the art of self-defense. And with the help of her familiar, she seems to be making quick progress. Even her masters are impressed.

>They are all very strict with my lady’s training, and their methods are brutal, but if my lady is able to keep up with even them, surely she will be able to fight well should she be met with trouble. She once told me with a bright smile that she took up these challenging lessons because she wanted to protect the man that she sought to marry in the future. Whoever this boy is, the princess will certainly make him a happy man. She has grown into a wonderful woman, after all. This rigorous training lasts all through the afternoon until well after the sun has set. She is surely tired and dirty and seeks to bathe afterwards, and once again asks for me to accompany her.

>I suspect my lady doesn’t truly feel any real need to bathe as often as the does. Moreover, during her bath times, some sense of lust starts to overcome her. This has been the case ever since the two of us have matured. Not too long after her 13th birthday had she began her requests of me joining her in her private bathing times.

>>12815313
How about one of pic related?

>>12770784
>Cancelled Megaman
Don't forget, they didn't just cancel Megaman, they actively killed him.

>tfw they refused Inafune's offer to revive the Megaman Legends 3 project
I haven't even played Legends and I'm mad as hell.

>>12679083
>"Jackie! An interloper is in our midst!"
>"Begone from our playground, you knave."