/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I had a dream where I accidentally doxxed myself
(un)Luckily I woke up before any of them found me

>>44221984
>t. vampire that can't control her husband

>"God damnit, all they do is bitch and moan about (You)s. Why aren't they posting about monstergirls?"
>"Aha- I'll post an image of a hot vampire in revealing clothes. That'll indoctrinate some of them for when the portals open."
>"...oh they're talking about the potato famine again."

>>43576057
>the face of monstergirls when they cannot grab or hit their attacks on anon(s) because said anons have have a branded high spec gaming monitor with silky smooth 165FPS that makes their telegraphed attacks much more easier to anticipate and dodge
>the face of fighting strength and dexterity monstergirls when anon(s) are suddenly so quick, nimble and agile when facing them in head-on melee combat because anon(s) now have gaming mice with higher DPI along with mouse sensitivity settings set to a more optimum level for snappy aiming

Is this the advantage and leg up Humanity and heroes and religious devotees of The Order need??? Also one must not forget to have a gaming mechanical RGB keyboard too. The guide did forget to mention to have a gaming keyboard to pwn and clown on monstergirls with gamer style and complete gaming paraphernalia.

Vampire made a facebook page to use the social medias for stalking her victims! Can you teach her how to manage such things? I should warn you that she doesn't know how to use a computer

>>39975539
>Imagine the taste

>>39714027
>notice vampire wife's butt has been looking a little...fuller, recently
>bring this up to her
>"Maybe it's time you cut back on the blood drinking, honey, it seems to all go to your rear"
>she gets pissed and tells you that is NOT how it works, AT ALL
>"there's no need to be ashamed of it, it's just biology"
>she jumps onto you and rapes/bloodsucks you for being an asshole
> her ass looks even fatter the next day

>>39397727
Got a problem?

>>38276066
>"...THIS is why he's locked up all day?"
>"If he won't go out and make me grandchildren, I'll take the matter into my own hands!"
that night anon's stream hit 1mil subscribers as his momster busted down his door and raped him

>>37954940
any with an internet connection and no husband

>>37221115
Please don't you the d-slur, the correct verbiage is 'formerly alive'

>>36577148
>t.non mofu

>>35940121
>t. hag

Fucking buzzword spamming memecats!

>>35903210
Vamps other highly intelligent monsters spend hours trying to decipher it
Then dumber monsters like moths and wurms who can’t comprehend it do >>35903232

>>35880715
STOP. POSTING. ABOUT MOFU! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME TAILS, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING TAILS! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just mofu stuff. I showed my vampion underwear to my boyfriend and the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the mofu is comfy HAHA *angrily dings to the tune of some gay kistune song*" I fucking looked at a Danuki and I said "THAT'S A BIT FLUFFY" I looked at my alp friend, I think of my lack of a sexy tail, and I go "ALP FAG? MORE LIKE FOX HAG!"
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>35850353
FUCKING NEWFRIEND
GET OUT MY THREEEEEEAAAAD!

>>35812906
>BASED BASED CRINGE ONIONS BASED CRINGE CRINGE ONIONS
>IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING CATS CAN SAY?!??!

>>35790665
>"Of course I'm not a lonely virgin! I have a loving husband who gives me lots of the sex and..."
>someone posts an image of a empty egg carton
>"How dare you you little..."
remember Anons, it's up to you to prevent lonely virgin monsters like this! Be a man and impregnate your next door neighbor today!

>>35762498
MOSQUITOS FUCK OFF

>>35240320
You beat me by several seconds.

>>35223109
>this isn't the first time vamp-chan tries to pounce on anon
>not the first time she listens to him sighing about "no gf" while constantly dodging her
>will not be the last time she goes home to seethe

>>34551084
>Vampire-chan is once again. Shitposting in a political forum message board blaming things and nonsense in Pharaohs, dessert monstergirls. And just posting plain ol' mean and insulting things about Araby, Khemri and or Nehekhara

>>34511432
>dumb dumbphir
>pure blood is the best!