/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>be stalker
>looking for artifacts
>tfw only shitty makarov
>come upon city
>lucky for me I cannot read, i could only see that the letters made an acronym of MGC
>start poking around for better weapons and artifacts
>suddenly mutants
>so many fucking mutants
>half snakes
>half sheeps
>giant womens
>comrade makarov what the fuck why are you so uselss?
>there is only one option
>slav squat
>i am now invisible
>I walk down the middle of the street looking straight to the sky in my glorious natural slavic form
>the mutants appear to be staring right at me, but i know that they cannot see me for I am in slav squat mode
>suddenly mutant approaches me
>has tentacles like squid
>IS BLOOD SUCKER THAT CAN SEE PAST MY INVISIBILITY
>"Sir are you oka-"
> A NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
>run away faster than dog at beginning of game
>hide in garbage can and drink vodka and eat bread
such is life in the zone