/jp/ - Otaku Culture

In bed, looking at my Yukari figure, spun her around to look at her hair, unlike the actual one it was flat, longer and extremely fucking beautiful. Then I saw it again and a large portion of the right side had fallen off. Then I saw it again, only a small amount of hair on head remained, I thought she'd look better bald than this, and that I either need superglue(One Ring/True Dragon Dress) to put it back on, or I need to time travel.

Wake up in bed, I notice a poodle is in my room, and someone's using my shower. Alarmed, I go into my kitchen, I wanted a tenderizer hammer but as I heard him noticing me gone and coming over, I picked up a nearby knife. I went at him, trying to slit his throat but it was dull, and he said "Knife #3 isn't for cutting" He pushed me off, then grabbed a knife, then slit his own throat from the base and across his shoulder, then held the wound shut and said "Now, you're the one who's going to tell me things" After my initial suprise, I say "I can go back in time?" He says "Yes!" I say "Oh! Please tell me I can save my fucking wife." Then I wake.

In my bed, I have my chunk of Lapis lazuli, I start biting into it, edible and tasty. I go on Facade.com, there's a webpage of people's dream diaries, where you could roll a random part of their dreams. I thought "Damn, I wish I'd posted my dreams here instead of fucking 4chan" All the different diaries have a black and white sketch, I look over them wondering which would be the best to apologise to Yukari with, seeing one that had a man kneeling kissing a woman's hand, I looked over the rest but there was none greater, so I clicked on it.

Wake in my bed, hear a dark eldritch voice cursing me from the direction of my ceiling, so to balance it out I imagined a dark eldritch voice blessing me from there too. I had a green tarp cylinder that I was packing a whole bunch of gemstones into, including a large green one, thinking the green represents me, as I hop inside and prepare to time travel.

In my room again, this time there's two girls with me. One of them tells me to suck her fat cock. I say "Ok, I'll suck your fat cock, but first help me time travel so I can lose my virginity to Yukari" she says "You already have sex with us every week" then after staring at my face for a couple seconds, she jabs my cheek, I say "What?" she says "Ants" I look in a mirror, the "ants" growing out of my pores start sprouting and blooming into Coldblood Flowers, I thought "Yuuka would be proud!" Then it seems like there's a rainstorm going inside the room, with me preparing to time travel again with gemstones.

There was a guy who had fucked his life up and went back in time. His life reverse until he was back in college, but he was jaded by this, not wanting to go through the same events, so he left with a bitter feeling. I followed along with him, as we went into another academical building, the insides all rich polished wood.
Going around with a professor who was familiar with time travel, we passed through a kitchen, there was a brown skinned bald guy with a brain-like head, or rather three of him, the professor said "There's only one of his kind" so I was trying to see if they were connected at their legs, but there was bench in the way. I saw the brain guy handing out red apples to people.
Sitting with the guy who timetraveled and a few others, the professor in front of us pointing at a projected slideshow, saying "The people you hate appear on here" I was expecting the people I hate to appear, but I guess it was all for the other time travel dude.
We went somewhere else and played a game. We remarked about how cool it was, the little protagonist shapeshifting into various characters, he went around outdoors fighting enemies and running a race, there were visible Katakana sound effects appearing along with his actions, there was a lame pun about "A Nite to Fort" which didn't make me laugh, but the guy next to me went "...Really?" which did make me laugh. The protagonist morphed into a Robosapien X, running down a track.
Stopped playing that game, instead some people went to play table tennis. I was told to act as referee, but I grabbed the ball when it was still possible for one to make the hit, the professor just said "Everyone in his family is annoying."
I'm beside a wooden table. I look at a sheet that has all of Yukari's plans for the future on it. Sadly, I don't fucking remember them, other than "Apocalypse", except they were all extremely fucking cool sounding, I said to myself "Oh Yukari, you're so cool, you're so cool..." The scene reset, I was looking at the sheet again, this time it had a symbol of The Demiurge on it. I said to myself "This dream about time travel is ok, but I need to *actually* go back in time" The professor kind of reassures me, and leads me into another room where we rolled up cigarettes, burning them down from the very bottom to light the whole thing on fire, smoking that. He said "Let your life sing"