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[Anonymous No.3756401]

>EVERYONE in the UK will need to verify their age before viewing porn by April next year, and tech firms have revealed how this happens and how users should prepare.
>The checks will go much further than simply entering a name and date of birth, with users forced to go to designated shops with their ID, or use credit cards or their mobile phones to prove they are over the age of 18.

Once again porn artists blown the FUCK OUT

[Anonymous No.3756411]

You will be required to register your identity to visit any website hosting 'porn', which includes this website, your posts on here will be linked on a government database to your identity.

[Anonymous No.3756415]

>He doesn't know
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.3756419]

>>3756401
>The checks will go much further than simply entering a name and date of birth, with users forced to go to designated shops with their ID, or use credit cards or their mobile phones to prove they are over the age of 18.
Uh oh
I'll just burn a CD before things change here too

[Anonymous No.3756422]

time to get a vpn

[Anonymous No.3756427]

>>3756411
so the unabomber was right

[Anonymous No.3756428]

>>3756401
doesn't this sort of forceful control go against human rights of any kind?

[Anonymous No.3756433]

>>3756428
Human rights only apply when you have to welcome rapefugees

[Anonymous No.3756434]

>>3756428
this is UK we talking about
they are ready to sacrifice many human right to protect their "security"

[Anonymous No.3756436]

>>3756401
why do we have old people who don't know anything about technology voting on bills for the internet

[Anonymous No.3756437]

No source, made of troll story.

This isn’t ever going to happen, you all took the bait.

[Anonymous No.3756439]

They've tried to implement this last year and nothing came of it

[Anonymous No.3756440]

>normies and corpos pushing to make the internet into a kiddy day-care centre
children ruin fucking everything

[Anonymous No.3756443]

>>3756437
https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/07/plan-require-id-online-porn-april-go-ahead-8317148/

[Anonymous No.3756447]

>>3756434
Holy shit this can't be real
Are they going to sweep kitchens for knives next?

[Anonymous No.3756451]

>>3756439
They pushed it back to 2019. It’s official now.
See
>>3756443

[Anonymous No.3756452]

>>3756440
why the fuck would corporations or normies want this? what the fuck would they benefit from this?

[Anonymous No.3756453]

>>3756434
Take a look at those VICIOUS baseball bats!

[Anonymous No.3756455]

>>3756452
pc generation wants to vitrue signal so much that they'd destroy what their ancestors fought and died to build

[Anonymous No.3756457]

>>3756447
>>3756453
already a head of you senpai
>>3756452
probably not corporations or normie but
the government want more control especially the internet
this is only the first part

[Anonymous No.3756458]

>be british
>have to buy a vpn to browse porn without giving out your ID

[Anonymous No.3756459]

>>3756455
yeah man, look at all those laws being passed by SJWs, not old retards who try to stick to their conservative christian ways by banning porn. nice observational skills

[Anonymous No.3756460]

>>3756434
OI M8 U GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT BASEBALL BAT??

[Anonymous No.3756461]

>Oi oim ere to buy a loicense, a moystabation loicense

[Anonymous No.3756464]

>>3756458
I always believed that China would become more like us because of progress, now I have to accept that we're the ones becoming like China

[Anonymous No.3756465]

Does this mean I have to let the government know I’m addcited to BLACKED?

[Anonymous No.3756471]

>>3756461

[Anonymous No.3756480]

>>3756452
Here's my tinfoil hat theory.
>there is a statistically significant amount of 25-55 y/o men who don't work, especially on the younger end, neets
>govt wants less neets to maximize labor force participation & grow the economy
>govt does some research or looks at japan or something and associates porn with neets
>govt has incentive to ban porn

[Anonymous No.3756481]

>>3756401

[Anonymous No.3756485]

>>3756401
>no britbongs on my porn account
PORNCHADS WIN AGAIN

[Anonymous No.3756488]

>>3756481
>2013
whoa

[Anonymous No.3756489]

>>3756455
wrong you fucking /pol/ larper
>>3756457
close
>>3756480
neets are a self-correcting problem; they get bred out of existence by lower economic bracket fuck-monkey PARENTS:

>>3756452
>parents use technology like a second pacifier for their ADHD kids
>constant stream of entertainment to keep them distracted
>also a constant stream of ADVERTISEMENTS they're too stupid to not fall for
>ADHD kids screech at their parents until they buy worthless shit in the ads, corpos making megabucks
>parents cave because they can't discipline their fucking kids
>BUT draw the line at letting their kids watch "adult content" because they want to pretend they're not SHIT parents
Corpos want as many kids as possible on their platform, normie parents need any excuse they can get to let them loose on that platform
it's a win-win situation if you just strong-arm the native inhabitants out of the fertile land first; britbongs leading the charge once again

[Anonymous No.3756492]

>>3756480
this isn't porn ban though
and they are neet so I don't think they care they will probably submit their ID and keep on watching porn

[Anonymous No.3756493]

>>3756480
from your theory it sounds like the govt is actually retarded and doesn't know how to to read and correlate data correctly, which makes it probably true

[Anonymous No.3756495]

>>3756489
We don't have enough of the lower income baby-pumping parents. Millennials aren't having a lot of kids (along with buying houses later, etc) and we're not letting in immigrants who will actually fuck.

[Anonymous No.3756499]

>>3756401
>muslims can’t donate to my porn patreon anymore
Oh noes, whatever shall I do?

[Anonymous No.3756500]

>>3756481
>tfw this is literally the UK right now

[Anonymous No.3756501]

Please tell me this isn’t real. What’s the point of this?

[Anonymous No.3756503]

>>3756500
We live in a timeline where every distopian fiction ever written will become reality. Probably in out lifetime

[Anonymous No.3756504]

>>3756495
>We don't have enough of the lower income baby-pumping parents.
>we're not letting in immigrants who will actually fuck.
what kind of actual fucking rock are you living under

[Anonymous No.3756505]

>>3756501
what's the point of this?
UK govt hates porn and has been attacking internet porn forever, this is just another restriction

[Anonymous No.3756509]

>>3756443
It should happen, but it won't. No moral willpower in the UK or the West generally.

[Anonymous No.3756511]

>>3756489
>Corpos want as many kids as possible on their platform
This, this and this. Adults don't spend money anymore for themselves, it's all about the kids.

[Anonymous No.3756512]

>>3756495
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHA

[Anonymous No.3756514]

>>3756452
It's all about collecting more of your info, and to use it against you if they ever find it necessary. People are addicted to porn and will gladly put their name on a database if it means they can keep getting their fix.
Have something mean to say about the government? O look, they know you've been jerking off to spanking videos. Now they can threaten you with jailtime for "suceptibility to domestic violence" unless you keep quiet.

Anyone who thinks this is about censoring porn is a retard, this is just another instance of the government wanting to catalogue anything and everything about you, every last intimate detail (the more intimate the better).

[Anonymous No.3756515]

>>3756452
Adverts, having correct information (as well as addresses, etc) will make them a shit ton of money.

[Anonymous No.3756521]

>>3756489
Shit take. Normalfags let their kids run wild on the internet anyways and don't really care about pornographic content. If they did, kids under 18 wouldn't have tablets/cellphones.
It's all about data collection, kids will still have access to porn since porn is literally everywhere. What the government really wants is for the 20-40 year old men to be registered and catalogued for their porn consumption, to use against them if ever necessary.

[Anonymous No.3756526]

>>3756521
>Normalfags let their kids run wild on the internet anyways and don't really care about pornographic content.
If you think that any normie in this day and age will miss an excuse to be outraged at something, especially a corporations providing PORNOGRAPHY corrupting the minds of THE CHILDREN, you're fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.3756528]

>>3756481
>Cuckold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker's about ready to burst

[Anonymous No.3756531]

What is the endgame here? Like really what’s the reason for doing this.

[Anonymous No.3756535]

>>3756515
What kind of advertisements would you target at me once you know I jerk off to cartoon dragons sucking dick? It makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.3756553]

>the UK is the worst "first world" shithole ever conceived
>tfw I'd rather stay in my "third world" """shithole""" than moving there even if it was for free
You're the laughingstock of the whole world. How does it feel, britcucks?

[Anonymous No.3756578]

I'm sure someone will build a time machine and come back to this time to save the world after porn is banned and everything inevitably goes to shit. No worries.

[Anonymous No.3756581]

>>3756515
>adverts
>less traffic to porn sites
???????? are you autistic? You want companies to take massive losses to traffic for adverts which they already have?

[Anonymous No.3756688]

>>3756419
based

[Anonymous No.3756702]

>>3756688
Can't even store that shit on cloud, Google deletes it from your drive apparently
I'll have to hide a physical porn CD that if found by my family will be like an atom bomb inside Pandora's box
Also checked

[Anonymous No.3756724]

>>3756531
there is no endgame, no one has any idea what they are doing, this train has no driver.

[Anonymous No.3756733]

>>3756724
Exactly. The end game is a train crash.

[Anonymous No.3756875]

Stop acting like it's a good thing : you all know it isn't, you and know that you should do it for real, with a real partner who shares your feelings.

[Anonymous No.3756885]

>>3756401
Thank god I made a name for myself before this whole prude revolution started lol.
Patreon <3

[Anonymous No.3756891]

>>3756401
please be joking op, I live in the uk

[Anonymous No.3757044]

>>3756481
Damn he predicted it half a decade ago

[Anonymous No.3757055]

have a feeling this will only apply to 3d porn sites
can't imagine the government monitoring 2d as well

[Anonymous No.3757060]

>>3756891
https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/07/plan-require-id-online-porn-april-go-ahead-8317148/

[Anonymous No.3757063]

>>3757055
what are you on about, they block all 18+ site without the ID
most hentai site did warn people below 18 before they going right? Even if the gornverment miss it the first time people would still report it to them
the only way I can think is that people share stuff through forum without streaming

[Anonymous No.3757067]

>>3756401
I really don't want children buying my art anyway

[Anonymous No.3757072]

Anons please answer me. For around 6 years I have been masturbating almost everyday, spending hours upon hours at a time refining my porn collection from sites like Sankaku. Does this mean I won't be able to do this anymore? If it means anything I look at lots of loli / rape / guro stuff as well.

[Anonymous No.3757075]

>>3757072
You got until April of next year buddy. If they find you looking at loli porn you're in a ton of trouble.

[Anonymous No.3757079]

>>3757072
Yep.
Better get to saving everything you can to a non-connected device then

[Anonymous No.3757083]

>>3756434
HE BROKE A BRANCH OFF A TREE ITS A WEAPON!!! YOURE UNDER ARREST

[Anonymous No.3757087]

where are all the conservacucks huh? why aren't you bitching on this thread lol

[Anonymous No.3757098]

>>3757075
>>3757079
This can't be real, right? I have literally gone to bed every night for the past 6 / 7 years thinking about my favorite anime girls having sex. The only way I can sleep well is if I have a fresh image of them in my mind (through actively collecting new images). How the fuck am I going to do this for new series if I can't even look up porn for them now?

[Anonymous No.3757104]

>>3757098
well you could always submit your ID if you are over 18
or you could drop all the porn and be a better person

[Anonymous No.3757113]

>>3757104
Yeah. Just buy your license and stick to adult women.

[Anonymous No.3757119]

>>3756401
So like, does this all just mean I can't just draw explicit stuff but has nothing to do with it just doing ecchi/softcore lewds? I'd be fine if that's what it came down too.

If you ban lewd of any kind at all, humankind will actively kill itself, whether that is the plan or not idk. Because stopping an addiction with "lol let's take it away" totally stops addiction amirite?

[Anonymous No.3757164]

>>3756401
I wonder how these 18+ websites will react and break the news online.

[Anonymous No.3757167]

Is this bait?

[Anonymous No.3757172]

>>3756428
>Porn is a basic human right
God I hate entitled milenials so much.

[Anonymous No.3757176]

>>3757167
No, sadly it's real if you read the thread there is a ton of links.

[Anonymous No.3757181]

>>3757119
>Because stopping an addiction with "lol let's take it away" totally stops addiction amirite?
But it does. And even if it doesn't you deserve to suffer for being addicted to something so pathetic.

[Anonymous No.3757182]

>>3756443
>Users who attempt to access adult content will instead see a page asking for proof of age, which will redirect them to an age verification service.
The UK has become a true dystopia. Damn.

[Anonymous No.3757196]

>>3756724
No, there's definitely an endgame: dystopian nightmare. Complete state control over private and public life. Utter reversal of any kind of democracy. The British need to stop this from happening to them. It's really, really bad when the state can get this deep into people's private lives. Very disturbing. They'll start mandating surveillance cameras in people's homes eventually.

[Anonymous No.3757201]

>>3757196
If we're happy and comfortable, what does it matter comrade?

[Anonymous No.3757204]

>>3757201
I'm not happy and comfortable unless I can fap wherever I want, whenever I want.

[Anonymous No.3757208]

>>3757204
But you legally can't do that now.

Besides, as long as you verify that you're over 18, nothing will change for you.

[Anonymous No.3757209]

>>3756440
>complains about normies
>posts pop team reddit

[Anonymous No.3757213]

>>3757201
What do you think is going to happen when a nation of young men is deprived of the right to masturbate in privacy? There a couple of possibilities, and neither of them are good for society. (I know you're playing devil's advocate.)

[Anonymous No.3757215]

>>3757213
>What do you think is going to happen when a nation of young men is deprived of the right to masturbate in privacy?
They'll have to use their imaginations or outside stimuli like we did before the internet?

[Anonymous No.3757233]

>>3757215
What do you think happens when people are sexually repressed?

[Anonymous No.3757237]

>>3757233
They take up a hobby, date, or just masturbate to whatever they got.
Like we did before the internet. What about that don't you get?

[Anonymous No.3757257]

>>3757181
>. And even if it doesn't you deserve to suffer for being addicted to something so pathetic.
Guess all diabetic people deserve to die off instead of stopping it from being a problem with medication, like our for fathers fraught for for many older illness centuries ago, eh?

[Anonymous No.3757285]

>>3757233
>>3757213
but porn negatively effects mental and sexual health?

[Anonymous No.3757345]

>>3757285
No it doesn't. Porn helps people get off when they don't have another person to help. Physically, (safe) sex and masturbation promotes cardiovascular health and acts as a slight preventive measure against prostate cancer for men. Pregnancy reduces reproductive organ cancers in women. Mentally, both sex and masturbation provide stress relief and happiness for males and females. All of this nofap meme shit is ridiculous. Orgasms don't steal your life energy. Your time maybe if you masturbate 15 times a day. But that's a sign that you already had a mental health issue.

It seems like you're coming from a place where you think everybody is watching really out there fetish porn, possibly yourself included. How do people get to this place? Was it by having lived in a society where... ah, fuck it. I have better things to do. Have a nice day.

Good luck, Brits.

[Anonymous No.3757357]

Can you post meme about "sex contract" or "sex consent document". I remember it was related with something about new "rape" law

[Anonymous No.3757373]

>>3757196
>When you make love you're using up energy; and afterwards you feel happy and don't give a damn for anything. They can't bear you to feel like that. They want you to be bursting with energy all the time. All this marching up and down and cheering and waving flags is simply sex gone sour. If you're happy inside yourself, why should you get excited about Big Brother and the Three-Year Plans and the Two Minutes Hate and all the rest of their bloody rot?
>There was a direct intimate connection between chastity and political orthodoxy. For how could the fear, the hatred, and the lunatic credulity which the Party needed in its members be kept at the right pitch, except by bottling down some powerful instinct and using it as a driving force? The sex impulse was dangerous to the Party, and the Party had turned it to account.

[Anonymous No.3757377]

>>3757104
>or you could drop all the porn and be a better person
I masturbate twice a week
I do it to fucked up shit
Porn helps it be quick
It won't make me a better person to prevent access to my kinks

[Anonymous No.3757388]

>>3757083
PUT DOWN THE POPSICLE STICK RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.3757415]

>tfw my kinks don't require porn to get me off

[Anonymous No.3757416]

>>3757388
OMG, HE MADE A FIST, SOMEBODY CALL 991

[Anonymous No.3757418]

[Anonymous No.3757450]

>>3757418

[Anonymous No.3757524]

>>3757072
>>3757098
>>3757377
For the record anon, loli is also illegal in the UK and classified as CP so even if you get this supposed license thing or whatever you still won't be able too look it up without getting V&.

[Anonymous No.3757547]

>>3757415
based feet

[Anonymous No.3757558]

This is all Trumps fault. I wish he was never elected. He’s the biggest asshole in history he’s making everyone in the world change to not be like him.

[Anonymous No.3757564]

>>3757558
>trump is bad, so everyone else is trying to not be like him, which is bad
You didn’t think this bait through, did you?

[Anonymous No.3757601]

>>3756401
Good. Porn is degenerate and fucks up a young man's mental growth during puberty. This'll probably have little effect because the UK government is incompetent but it'll at least get the ball rolling, start discussions, and make people aware of the drastic effects it can have on the sexual morality and health of young men.

[Anonymous No.3757605]

>>3757601
Oh fuck off you celibatefag

[Anonymous No.3757608]

>>3757601
>i-it’s porn’s fault that I’m a virgin!
>if only it weren’t for porn, I’d have a beautiful wife and have sex with her!
Lolno

[Anonymous No.3757652]

>>3756526
And yet there has been absolutey 0 public outrage over children's access to porn. Maybe a decade ago, but nowadays parents don't seem to care. They let glowing screens raise their kids out of laziness. Getting worked up over porn defeats the purpose of raising your kids with technology. It's all about putting in the least effort possible. If parents are worried about their children enough to monitor them incessantly online, they would never give their kids unlimited access in the first place.

Your take is shit.
>>3756514
This is reality.

[Anonymous No.3757658]

>>3757213
Maybe shit will actually change for the better since young men aren't placated with porn.
Is your argument seriously "we need to sedate the youth population so they don't question the miserable state of the world and take action"? Tbh porn should be banned.

[Anonymous No.3757667]

>>3757345
Porn is literally used as a weapon in wartime. It fucks with your dopamine sensitivity and causes severe lack of motivation, depression, and increasing depravity.
"Hur it improves blood circulation" so does anything that isn't laying completely motionless.

[Anonymous No.3757671]

>>3757547
No, it's panties you fucking degenerate. You get a good amount of it in SFW media.

[Anonymous No.3757682]

>>3757671
No panties for you anon, that's illegal as fuck.

[Anonymous No.3757826]

>>3756578
I'm sure someone will build a time machine and tell Hitler not to invade Russia and that the Americans are building a nuclear bomb*

[Anonymous No.3757830]

>>3757104
how about having the freedom to jerk off in piece without some cucks in the government telling you what and how and when you dense cunt

[Anonymous No.3757833]

>>3756434
STOP
IN THE NAYME OF SHARIA LOOOOA

[Anonymous No.3757842]

>>3757826
We had this exact thread on /pol/, it was funny

[Anonymous No.3757845]

>brexit
>article 13
>this shit now
holy fuck britbongs getting justed left and right lmao

[Anonymous No.3757848]

>>3757658
Dude porn isn't an addiction for the majority of people
It's just material for a wank, there's nothing wrong about letting people on porn

[Anonymous No.3757860]

>OI FUCKUH, YOO GOT UH LOICENSE FOR THAT GUN?
>OI FUCKAH YOO GOT UH LOICENSE FOR THAT KNOIFE?
>OI FUCKAHH YOO GOT UH LOICEENSE FOR THAT MEME?
>OI FUCKUHH! YOU GOT UH LOICENSE FOR THAT WANK?

[Anonymous No.3757866]

>>3757652
We had guests once at Christmas and this little kid, like 10yo, was watching Outlast torture scenes on his iPad, shit like people getting fingers cut off etc
I told him to stop watching that shit
I went to his father and told him "hey watch out, your kid is watching violent stuff"
He shrugged and said something like "it's okay whatever"
These are parents today

[Anonymous No.3757886]

>>3757845
Article 13?

[Anonymous No.3757889]

>>3757886
It's a shitty thing that Europe is doing with copyright, basically websites are now responsible for the copyrighted material uploaded by users which means they'll have to start policing things like memes
If it passes -and it will- it's going to be awful

[Anonymous No.3757896]

>>3757848
Porn is definitely addictive. I don't know how many men are addicted but it has to be a significant amount. Your body's reward system prioritizes sex much more than anything else. If you have free access to simulated sex whenever you want it will fuck with your brain.

[Anonymous No.3757903]

>>3757896
Well I guess people's brains have been 'fucked with' since man humanity first realized they could masturbate. Oh wait.

[Anonymous No.3757906]

>>3757896
It's potentially addictive but so is Reddit or whatever fucking time wasting website. Everything creates dopamine.
I'm certain there are more Facebook addicts than porn addicts, do you start policing Facebook access too?
What about alcohol? It would be fucking crazy if I had to sign a fucking permit and get my name on a database if I wanted to buy a beer at the supermarket.

[Anonymous No.3757954]

>>3756428
>muh dick is a right

[Anonymous No.3757989]

>>3757903
>cavemen had free streaming porn available

[Anonymous No.3757992]

>>3757989
Cavemen could just knock out a female and satisfy their urges
Those were the times

[Anonymous No.3757993]

>>3757992
Exactly, porn has always been available to humanity in the form of women.

[Anonymous No.3757999]

>>3757993
Maybe people could stop being pathetic and just date and hook up with women then

[Anonymous No.3758008]

>>3757993
>tfw it will soon become impossible to make eye contact with a woman without a rape allegation
>all sex and dating will go through tinder which means only the chaddest of chads taller than 6'4" will get laid
>95% of the male population will have to resort to government sanctioned porn ratios to ever see a woman
>meanwhile chad is fucking every day and is happy and free

[Anonymous No.3758015]

>>3757993
dumbest shit i've read all week

[Anonymous No.3758016]

Porn isn't being banned, you just have to be 18 to get it.

No one here needs to worry about it.

[Anonymous No.3758086]

>>3756401
>>3756415
Why do I keep seeing pictures like this character? Who is this?

[Anonymous No.3758089]

>>3758086
tik tok gayboy

[Anonymous No.3758371]

>>3757373
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.3758390]

>>3758016
This isn't like the olden times where you flash an ID at the corner shop to buy a magazine with no record of the purchase. This is an egregious expansion of state surveillance on the legal, private actions of adults. Do you really think that's nothing to worry about? Peak indifference?

[Anonymous No.3758402]

>>3758390
I'm over 18, so I don't really care. At worst it's a minor hassle. Honestly, what could you realistically expect from it?

[Anonymous No.3758412]

>>3758086
A Shadman OC, which got VERY VERY popular.

[Anonymous No.3758413]

>>3758016
you have to show your ID and register it for ANY 18+ porn site. The government can track you and if your ID is linked to any loli or shota site you're fucked.

[Anonymous No.3758438]

>>3758413
I'm not into that shit either.

[Anonymous No.3758452]

>>3758413
Is there a script to mass-download from sites like sankaku, pixiv etc by tag? I might just leave it running or a few weeks, download all the loli and shota I possibly can and filter through once its all stored on an external harddrive. Track me now you government fucks.

[Anonymous No.3758456]

>>3756401
use a vpn like Tor and give the govenment the finger instead.

[Anonymous No.3758473]

>I'm not underage! I'm just a pedophile
That's fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.3758626]

>>3758412
That's not a shadman oc, it's Nico Yazawa from Love Live. Shadman just drew some trap crossplaying her.