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1928875 No.1928875 [Reply] [Original]

Well?

>> No.1928876

>inb4 me being happy

>> No.1928877

It's a toss up between myself with a perfect body or my nerdy oneitis with the mild depression.

>> No.1928885

>>1928875
Castlevania's Dracula.
I'd die but at least the world will be filled with monsters and adventure when I respawn.

>> No.1928900

Mai waifu of course. That's a silly question

>> No.1928901

ur mom
to fuck her right in the pussy

>> No.1928903

A qt female magic genie who follows my every command and grants me as many wishes as I like.

>> No.1928904

>>1928875
A giant vault full of cash and shrooms

>> No.1928924

>>1928876
Wouldn't the happy you just kill you and take your place?
>>1928903
This. I would draw Shantae.

>> No.1928935

>draw a copy of vilppu, loomis, robertson etc.
>make them my personal trainers

git gud at the speed of light

>> No.1928946

Money.

Or maybe just valuable stuff, so I don't fuck up the economy too bad.

>> No.1928960

a robot vilppu

>> No.1928961
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1928961

I'd draw my father from back when he wasn't an alcoholic.

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1928963

tell me you wouldn't

>> No.1928971
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1928971

my favorite figment of my imagination

>> No.1928986

>>1928875
myself

so that I could be double the everything

>> No.1928987
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1928987

>>1928986
.

>> No.1928990

>>1928875
My little Vilppu to teach me how to feel it.

>> No.1928991

>>1928987

it'd be the saddest sex

>> No.1928993
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1928993

>>1928875
what if whatever I drew came to life

and just hated me

just hated me so so much?

>> No.1929007

>>1928991
Speak for yourself.
>impeccable dress sense
>understand my humor
>know my moods and feelings
>passionate, STD-free sex
>play 2-person video games
>tfw no clone gf

>> No.1929009

>>1928875
ur mom

/thread

>> No.1929438

>>1928961
only for him to drink again cos he isn't the real him.

>> No.1929483

>>1928904
This, with other drugs tossed in for fun

>> No.1929514

>>1928875
I'd draw myself, but where im gud

>> No.1929515

a giant emerald

>> No.1929525

>>1928875
A scribblenaughts pad so that I have all the fucking power

>> No.1930118
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1930118

>>1928875
muh waifu obviously
fukn nerds

>> No.1930133

My parents

>> No.1930158

>>1928875
i have been always wanted to ride a giant turtle form the galapagos

>> No.1930170
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1930170

I'd draw a tree that grows wacom nibs

>> No.1930173

a sun

>> No.1930176

>>1930170
1000 times this

>> No.1930180

>>1930170
kek

>>1928875

My lovely wife Shikieiki.

>> No.1930204

>>1928960
But how can a robot feel?

>> No.1930209

>>1928875
well, first i'd draw more canvases that let drawings come to life. then whatever the fuck I want/need.

>> No.1930221

A credit cart thats got no limit, a hot butler, and a husband that cooks like a chef, fucks like a porn star, and likes to clean up after me.
money+loyal servant+loving hubby= forever happy life.

>> No.1930227

>>1930221
so roomba with a dildo? gotcha

>> No.1930271

>>1928993
You'd understand how your parents feel?

>> No.1930281

>>1928963
Tell me you wouldn't shit yourself when that alien transfers to 3D.

>> No.1930301

>>1928875
a little black dot. and when it would come to life i would own a little black dot that is alive and is aware of it's existence.you see, nothing is worth more than life that is aware of it's own existence.

>> No.1930310

>>1930301
That would be cruel.
Imagine being a conscious black dot. You can't do anything and you cant outwardly express your eternal turmoil about it.
You'd just sit there forever, not truly living.
Dots are people too.

>> No.1930361

An infinite series

>> No.1930420

I'd draw some abstract bullshit, see how that'd come to life.
Also maybe some money.

>maybe
definitely

>> No.1930484

>>1930420
you quote yourself often?

>> No.1930496

a successful, motivated, born-in-rich-family-in-japan, version of myself and kill myself to let him replace me.

>> No.1931179

I'd draw dead bodies so I can finally eat human meat legally.

>> No.1931199

Mai Husbando

>> No.1931217

Man, the deprived kinda sex creature I always wanted. I even drew her a couple of times. ...God, if only.

>> No.1931218

I'd draw Satan so he could end the world

>> No.1931235

>>1931218

Careful on that edge, son. You might just fall off.

>> No.1931237

>>1928875
Alduin

>> No.1931249

>>1931199
This.

>> No.1931511

>>1929009
I'd draw you just so I could beat your ass.

>> No.1931560

I'd draw nothing, cause I'm already happy with everything I have

>> No.1931581

95% here would draw their waifu. Me included

>> No.1931607
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1931607

I would draw me a gf but because I didn't study enough Loomis she would come out terribly deformed and suffer a short joyless life that would last until I regret my choice and decided to end her in a vain attempt to rectify my terrible and cruel mistake.

>> No.1931617

>>1928875
Kenshiro

>> No.1931622
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1931622

The ultimate bro who teaches me to believe in myself and unlock my full potential, eventually we drift apart but he leaves an everlasting impression on me and I never forget his lessons.

>> No.1931637

>>1931560
good one

>> No.1931641

i would draw drawing skills

>> No.1931661

>>1931560
So you want nothingness to come to life?

>> No.1932823

>>1930227
yes exactly...except for it plays music n I can use it to pay for things.>>1930227

>> No.1932857

A large Fire Nation fleet and I would draw a magic orb that gives random people bending powers and selects an Avatar

>> No.1932912

Myself being happy.

>> No.1932950

Pusheen

>> No.1932953

>>1932912
):

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1932965

Best girl
Questionable art