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1729639 No.1729639 [Reply] [Original]

/ic/ humor thread? /ic/ humor thread.

>> No.1729640

>>1729639
But that's /p/ humor.

>> No.1729643

>>1729640

lol true. but it applies so well to the "wut brush dat be" folks

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>>1729640
Nah bro, it touches on photography and music so is aimed at art generally. Also saved.

I don't know any art jokes. I do know that Salvador Dali was derisively called "Avida Dollars", an anagram of his meaning "Greedy for Dollars."

My own art teacher called him Salvage a Dollar. Mildly humorous.

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>> No.1731724

>>1731697
red line could just as easily indicate frustration

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>>1729650
>it touches on photography and music so is aimed at art generally.
OP asked for /ic/ humor, not for art humor. Have you seen here "songs thread", or "rate my photo general"?

>> No.1732500

>>1729650
>it touches on photography
Yeah, no. It comes from a comic that is specifically about photography.

>> No.1732501

>>1732496
I've seen photo generals and rate my song threads.

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Anyone have any cheesy art related pick-up lines?

>> No.1732591

>>1732574
I like your terminator

>> No.1732595

>>1732574
Ey bby wana shrpen my pencil¿ ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)

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That last minuet panic

>> No.1732635

>>1732623
I'm not an artist, but this is very relevant to my life.
It's getting worse, too, and I feel quite powerless to stop it.

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I don't like the normalfag idea of "inspiration", buch of bullshit.

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>> No.1734033

>>1733181
>drawing
>A real art
Illustrators really believe this.

>> No.1734040

>>1734033
>drawing
>Not a real art
shitlords seriously think this.

>> No.1735021

>>1732574

Can you be my live model
I need to make a nude study

Want to have sex with me
I want to do a live study of 'The Scream'

This must be surreal
Because that ass is Dali-cious

Are you a 15th century printer
Because I heard you know how to work wood well

How about you and me go downstairs and brush up on our strokes

Baby your so fine you make an impression on monet

Are you a canvas
Because id like to nail you to the wall

Are you davids daughter or did god finish sculpting perfection

Picassos rabid intensity is revealed in his work
Mine is revealed in the bedroom

Are you a van gogh painting
Cause im loving those curves

Im a canvas
And you must be good at stretching canvases
Because youre making me stiff

I think im into impasto
Because id like to apply my heavy medium on you

Ill make you my underpainting
Because I like to be on top

Are you egon schiele
Because im seeing some sexual overtones here

Are you a good art university
Because I want to get into you

If I was da vinci and you were the mona lisa
Id work on you for years

>> No.1735024

>>1732574
>>1735021
some of these are original, some arent

>> No.1735222

>>1733181
This really applies to any kind of craft or practice that requires a lot time.

>> No.1735226

>>1731697
Just encircle everything with green circles.

>> No.1735250

>>1729639
But you need the tool in the first place.

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My /ic/ folder could use some help. Posting what I have.

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>>1735268

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>>1735270

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>>1735273

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>>1735277

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>>1735278

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>>1735279

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>>1735281

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>>1735281
average /ic/ user

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>>1735284

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>>1735286

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>>1735287
the ultimate bait

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>>1735290

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>>1735293
And that's everything.

>> No.1735314

>>1735297
i love this sort of art, has a kind of purity. i would so use it as a base of a kind of primitivism if i could get away with it

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>> No.1735317

>>1735271

still don't know if that guy was a troll or serious

>>1735273

oh my good. gold.

>> No.1735320

>>1735271
that's a good attitude to have in fine art. it's what the market wants.

>> No.1735327

who has that pic with the guy claiming he drew pecs when it clearly looks like breasts? anyone know the one?

>> No.1735347

>>1735297
I love how detailed the breasts always are and the focus on hourglass in middleschool drawings like this.

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>> No.1735419

>>1735389
the shopper did a horrible job

>> No.1735580

>>1735389
I always assumed the Zach Braff one was supposed to be funny.

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>> No.1736574

>>1736571
>>1736572
Go home Dobson

>> No.1736576

>>1735283
THIS has happened to me far too many times.

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>>1735290
she should have turned in all the pieces cut in half and then said exactly that, the teacher would think her extremely deep and she would have been taking college art classes by the summer

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>> No.1736786

>>1735267
> /ic/ sans manga mais concept art.

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>>1736785
To be fair, even in 1993 a lot of the official sonic artwork was fucking abysmal

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>>1736785

>> No.1736829

>>1736809
weird choice, i especially like the incorrectly applied reflective metal effect on the shoes, i used to do that as a kid.

>> No.1736832

>>1736829
I'm more fond of the nose and the standard kindergarten pilgrim hat belt on the gloves.

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>> No.1736877

>>1736785
Well, it's not necessarily /worse/

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OC

>> No.1736915

>>1736910
wow

>> No.1736922

What's the fucking deal with retards reading "how to draw mangas" and "how to draw animes" online and in real life? It's just so fucking stupid. Why don't they ever bother learning basic anatomy and realism or something? Loomis!

>> No.1736935

>>1736922

>correct anatomy & realism

>anime

pick one.

>> No.1736942

>>1736757
Wow, that could work.

>> No.1736952

>>1734040
> shitlords
>>> /tumblr/ and fucking stay over there faggot

>> No.1736953

>>1732635
try amphetamine

>> No.1736954

>>1733181
why is it wrong to be between cartoon and realistic or between real and surreal? criticizing intentional stylization seems highly counterproductive to the progress of art, provided that there are no apparent flaws

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>> No.1736960

>>1736954
It's not, but just saying it is doesn't make it true. It's too easy to refer to your shortcomings as a style.

>> No.1736963

>>1735297
the elbow pad tattoos are a nice touch, never seen that kind of ink on a person before, never seen pure white ink on a black girl either
6/10 for originality

>> No.1736977

>>1736827

I just checked the actual DA page. The asspats are unbelievable, even by DA standards.

>> No.1736988

>>1736922
One way's easier. The other way requires more effort and time.

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>> No.1736991

>>1736990
I'm an artist
>lel hipster
>edgy
>cartoons aren't art
>your art sucks
I'm a drawer
>L O L DRAWER PUT SOSCKS IN XXXDDDDD

>> No.1736997

>>1736922
The best you can do is politely suggest alternatives. If they're not interested in proper drawing, you can't tell them to be.
They'll fail on their own accord so don't worry about it

>> No.1737024

>>1736997
>Real drawing
Well your a elitist asshole

>> No.1737029

>>1736991
>what is a draftsman

>> No.1737031

>>1736958
>jap

How fucking old are you, grampa?

>> No.1737038

bomb the japs!

>> No.1737039

>>1737031
Not that guy, but how young are you? Jap has been used continuously on the internet for as long as I can remember, and I was a weeaboo in the late 90s.

>> No.1737047

>>1737039
I don't think you quite understand his point there.

>hint: "Jap" was a racial slur used back in WWII and is just as acceptable as using the word "nigger" on the Internet

>> No.1737062

>>1737047
>hint: "Jap" was a racial slur used back in WWII and is just as acceptable as using the word "nigger" on the Internet
So it's perfectly acceptable?

>> No.1737096

>>1737062
muh nigga

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So I bought a Wacom Cintiq Companion but it didn't turn me into a master artist. Did I get the wrong model or something?

>> No.1737878

>>1737871
Yes, ask for a refund.

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>>1735327
Main dude.

>> No.1737893

>>1736877

It's worse when you see a whole year has passed in between...imagine what that person could have learned in a year...and they just discovered the burn tool

>> No.1737915

>>1737047
It's also a completely benign abbreviation of the words "Japan" or "Japanese" and it's needlessly paranoid to assume racist intent every time it's used.

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>>1737919

>> No.1737924

>>1737889
My god

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>>1736571

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>>1736922
>mfw a friend offered me a How to draw manga book at my birthday because he know I'm going back into drawing

>> No.1738074

>>1735316
I honestly doubt this ever happened.

>> No.1738076

>>1738074
It's obviously exaggerated for the sake of a web comic. It's not like she's trying to pass that off as exactly what happened; it's made long and convoluted for comedic effect. I have gotten some pretty fucked up things asked from me at cons though.

>> No.1738077

>>1738076
So where's the joke?

>> No.1738078

>>1738077
That people regularly believe that they can get a detailed, convoluted commission done for almost no money at all?
Also, the comic-artist in question does crafts, instead of art, if you can't tell by the shitty quality of the comic.

>> No.1738080

>>1738078
She also isn't very good at comedy.

>> No.1738091

>>1738076
Oh come on don't hint out stories without actually giving us stories.

>> No.1738096

>>1738091
Nothing too interesting or exciting. Just people that give you the creeps. I think the one that made me flinch the most was a commission for a guy to be penetrating a girl through her belly button, but motioned everything out with his hands, including the shape of the girl, the height difference, his dick shape, and the motion. Yes, he stood there, in the middle of the vendor hall, thrusting an invisible belly button.
I was 16 at the time.

>> No.1738097

>>1738091
Not that person, but I know a chick who claims to be a brony to get the nerds all over her at conventions, also probably because it's easy as fuck to draw those little bastards.

She had a neckbeard ask her to draw a fish swimming in pinkie's vagina. She did it.

>> No.1738100

>>1738096
Well that's wonderful.

>>1738097
She was paid right?

>> No.1738104

>>1737949

Doesn't everybody here hate this guy or something?

>> No.1738105

>>1738100
It's how she makes her money. She's pretty attractive so she gets flocks.

>> No.1738107

>>1738104
Everyone across almost every board hates him. Dudes a huge hypocrite who does nothing but bitch and throw out his political and social beliefs in his web comics... well, when he's not complaining or making fun of the people trying to help him. Still, he's a good example of what not to do or be.

>> No.1738393

>>1738107
I see that he can't handle criticism, but what's wrong with making political comics?

>> No.1738399

>>1738107

Oh, okay, makes sense.

>> No.1738400

>>1738393
political comics are a quick and easy way to get a very big hatebase.

>> No.1738528

>>1738393
Usually, to make a political comic, you have to strawman. You are creating a argument with yourself and usually portraying the side you see wrong very ignorantly. You are also going to piss off that audience you see as wrong. For instance, I think it's stupid as all fuck for people to claim they are a gender contrary to what they are born with in their pants... but, I have fans who are those very people, and I draw some crazy lewd and "sexist" shit, why stir the pot for no reason and lost potential fans and commissions? We'll even look past that. Dobson is the definition of a hypocritical fedora wearing white knight. He used to do tons of inflation porn early on, and of course, most people hated it and he wasn't gaining the popularity or recognition he wanted. So what did he do? He moved on to the easiest audience that he could get. His most agrivating comic recently was that shitty Dragons Crown comic in which he claimed it "pained him" to draw the sorceress.... yet the faggot made porn where women would inflate, spew milk, and be popped. He parrots what's popular, has half thought beliefs and opinions, and much like critique, refuses to see things from the other side. He just parrots what the liberal nerd culture journalists say, and the kiddies on DA eat it up... of course, not enough to actually support or give him money though.

>> No.1738533

>>1738528
>For instance, I think it's stupid as fuck for people to claim they are a gender contrary to what they are born with in their pants... but, I have fans who are those very people, and I draw some crazy lewd and "sexist" shit, why stir the pot for no reason and lost potential fans and commissions?
Man, do I know this feel.

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I have a small folder's worth. Will upload when I'm not that lazy.

>> No.1738563

>>1738543
plis mor

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>>1738563

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This guy is no more.

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>>1738580

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nevar4get

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>>1737889
You forgot the later replies.

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>>1738574
>>1738575
>>1738590
>>1738595
>>1738602
>>1738603
People trying too hard to troll and failing miserably

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>> No.1738724

First time in /ic/.

What's loomis?

>> No.1738730

>>1738724
Andrew Loomis. A teacher and author of some highly regarded art instructional books.

>> No.1738740

>>1738730
I'm a bit more wise thanks to you, anon. Cheers.

>> No.1738762

>>1738576
I love it

>> No.1738767

thanks for dumping niggas

>> No.1738816

>>1738724
A way for someone to criticize the anatomy of a piece of artwork without actually knowing what's wrong or the correct way to draw it themselves.

>> No.1738899

>>1738580
Damn.

>> No.1738909

>>1735278
had a laff

>> No.1739134

>>1735271
Sorry /ic/, that's fucking true

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>> No.1739167

>>1739149
more like this. i demand moooooooooooore

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>> No.1739399

>>1737915
then use it in a job interview

>> No.1739405

>>1739397
this is exactly why I hate tumblt

>> No.1739407

>>1738580
what is the joke

>> No.1739415
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>>1738599
Holy shit, how come have I never noticed it

>> No.1739419

>>1739407
Wow, that's sad, man.

>> No.1739425
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>>1739415
now that's a good one :O)

>> No.1739427

>>1738581
wat

>> No.1739429

>>1739425
was this gif made by deelekgolo

>> No.1739504

>>1737949
>thousands

>> No.1739505

>>1739419
No, I'm with him. What is the joke?
Looks more like some creepy animufag feels thing than humor

>> No.1739614
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>>1739407
>>1739505
I guess it's just supposed to make you feel warm inside, not make you laugh. Unlike this fine edit.

>> No.1739622

>>1739397
Ouch, this one got me.

>> No.1739669

>>1739622
Why? Because you realize that praise from casuals is wothless?

>> No.1739725

>>1739614
I laughed but i feel really sad about it too

>> No.1739790

>>1739614
I started to get in my feelings till the end. Fuck.

>> No.1739815

>>1738097
>chick who claims to be a brony
That'll do it.

>> No.1739816

Bump

>> No.1740043
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>>1736785
I like the second one. Don't get me wrong, it's undeniably shit. But it gives me nostalgia for 90's boxart.

>> No.1740045

>>1739669
Well I guess but mainly that shitty fanart will get more attention on the internet than anything else.

>> No.1740066

>>1737987
I'm sorry

>> No.1740076

>>1738596
>double watermark
faggot

>> No.1740187
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>>1740043

>> No.1740434

>>1735021
more pls

>> No.1740437
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>> No.1740569

>>1736958
Awesome
>>1737031
Jap isn't a real slur and the fact that people act like it is is fucking retarded.

>> No.1740577

>>1740569
>b-but muh qt proud gentle organized honorable businesslike inventive wacky Japs
>t-they might think we don't love and respect them if we don't use the appropriate honorific to refer to them
>i-if they cancel Cowboy Bebop: Stand Arone Compurex then I willl find you and run you through with my authentic Edo Period replica katana
>w-what if they stop exporting almond Pocky and onaholes?

>> No.1740595

>>1740569
>Jap isn't a real slur and the fact that people act like it is is fucking retarded.
You don't get to decide what is or isn't a slur you pompous ass.

>> No.1740599

>>1740595

It's not a slur and anyone who is offended by it needs to get some perspective on shit and realize that words are imaginary.

>> No.1740604

>>1740599
I guess nigger isn't a slur either, right?

You're retarded.

>> No.1740605

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6972124/what-the-creative-process-is-actually-like

>> No.1740606

>>1735281
>tfw /ic/ is the brother you never had

>> No.1740611

>>1739397
Funny how only women write these whiny fucking comics.

>> No.1740612

>>1740599
I wasn't offended because you used the word. I thought it was funny that you used such an outdated term that frankly, I only hear in WWII movies and things like that.

I don't give a shit about which words you use, I just think it's funny that you use a term that, for all intents and purposes, is dead. Were you raised by your grandparents?

>> No.1740613

>>1740604
No stand alone words are usually never offencive, it's the context that makes it so.
If a black guy calls his friend nigger in a friendly manner its not offencive, but if a white
guy calls a black guy nigger with an aggressive intent, then it's offencive.

>> No.1740614

>>1740604
it's not a slur if it's not intended as one you bloody halfwit. no racist implications, just shortening the original word. you think "finn" is a slur against people from finland as well?

>> No.1740618
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>> No.1740619

>>1740618
That can't be real

>> No.1740620
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>>1740619

Believe it.

>> No.1740622

>>1740620
I literally don't believe it. Who made this?

>> No.1740627
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>>1740618
My favorite

>> No.1740628

>>1740627
wtf is that blackface on the bottom

>> No.1740629

>>1740627
wtf? that's just blatantly fucking wrong

>> No.1740631

>>1740622
I only know where the one with Ariel character thingy comes from, that's Peter Grey. Rest I'm unsure of, but could be Peter Grey as well.

>> No.1740647

>>1740622

Katy Coope is well known for her awful how to draw manga books, the style is a bit different though so I dont think its her. Not sure where pointy haired guy comes from

>> No.1740651
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>>1740647
>Katy Coope
Oh my God...oh my God...

>> No.1740652

>>1740651
>Katy Coope
laughed. hard.

>> No.1740653
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1740653

>>1740651
>>1740652
I'm glad I wasn't part of this generation of how to draw manga books. At least the ones I had as a kid were halfway decent.

>> No.1740658
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>>1740653
I actually was a part of this generation, but in my country they seem to have been a bit better, although not nearly as good as I remembered them.

>> No.1740677
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>>1740653
>>1740658

It was a Scholastic book fair book that probably showed up in lots of public schools which meant every fledgling middle school age weeb saw it and JUST FUCKING HAD TO HAVE IT (like me) Pair this with Toonami on CN and it's basically how DeviantArt happened

>> No.1740686
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>> No.1740854

>>1740658

I still have this fucking book. A lot better than the unbelievable crap put out currently, but still not great.

>> No.1740921

>>1738078
>every /d/ drawthead ever

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>>1740935

>> No.1740938
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>>1740937

>> No.1740946

>>1735283
What is an eraser?

>> No.1740952

>>1733181
I started at stage 4. Is that unusual?

>> No.1740960
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1740960

>>1737987
>Sister's friend gave her a drawing for a present >Perspective is all fucked
>She says to me "here you can study it"

>Friend on steam knows I am learning to draw
>links me a thread on /v/ full of people trying to draw
>Everyone is shit and shit advice is being given

I am never telling anyone I know that I draw ever again.

>> No.1740961

>>1740651
I got this for my birthday when was like 14.. I didn't know how to react.

>> No.1740967
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>> No.1740974

>>1740653
man... I remember looking at the drawings there and fapping.

>> No.1740978

>>1740653
>>1740658
I actually have those, and they were decent. Primarily because they were Japanese and taught both anatomy and the more style related stuff.

>> No.1740979
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1740979

>>1729639
here's some humor for you.
This girls been to art college and everything, the sailor moon is something she done today
>OC

>> No.1740988
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>> No.1740992

>>1740653
>>1740658
The mecha one is actually pretty damn solid.

>> No.1741024

>>1738575
I haven't laughed this hard at anything on the web. Ever.

Thank you, anon.

>> No.1741035

>>1740988
is the artist here intentionally fucking with whoever sees this?

>> No.1741049
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>>1740935
>>1740937
>>1740938
This was a great thread

>> No.1741137
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1741137

>"I spend all of my time doodling cute things, that means I have talent!"
>"I like lots of colors and own shitloads of Copics, that means I'm creative!"
>"I'll go to art school and become a mangaka!"
>"I don't have to pay attention in class and put forth a real effort!"
>"G-guys, why does nobody want to pay three bucks for one of my prints?"
>"I'm like, 20 and like mildly depressed and can't handle life so back into my fantasy world teehee! ^_^"

>> No.1741149
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>>1740960
>/v/ drawthreads

>> No.1741164

>>1740614
This

Brit is a slur now too.

>> No.1741178

>>1740611
Women love attention. In b4 misogynist pig.

>> No.1741183
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1741183

>>1740658
I like the one with horror and occult drawing techniques. It helped me learn how to draw proper creepypasta. Plus the sexy cover.

>> No.1741192

>>1741149
Whoa what is going on. Source?

>> No.1741202

>>1741183
please scan, there's no eng copy floating in the interwebs. ; -;

>> No.1741207

>>1741183
really?
it has a nice horror/occult stuff?
Um...to be honest - i saw it in store but didn't bought it exactly because of that retarded face and weaBoobs. I thought it's some cheap stuff for animulovers.
Please post some example of horror pages!

>> No.1741215

>>1741183
I can confirm. This one is pretty good. I still have a copy of it.

>> No.1741216
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>>1741207
Wait...i already found it.
Looks pretty basic to me, not to mention the way they draw monster is quite simplistic.

>> No.1741220
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>>1741216
ps: try this if you really want to draw impressive monsters and horror stuff.
That japanese book shows goofy characters with cheap blood/gore stuff. That'll never work.

>> No.1741221
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1741221

>>1740187
I feel it fits somewhere between these two.
Looking through most though they were better illustrated than I thought, but still not great.

>> No.1741224

>>1741183
>>1741220
How about you just watch some good horror movies and read some good horror comics/manga/books? That'd help a million times more. Then once you know what you want, google some basic stuff on what they are and how they've been portrayed in art.

>> No.1741248

>>1738666
frickin' lel

>> No.1742714

>>1732635
I'm reading a book right now called 'the now habit'. whether or not it works well remains to be seen, but it's helped me through a few episodes of procrastination already. It's pretty interesting stuff and outlines pretty simple techniques.

>> No.1742735

>>1742714
Not that anon, but reading it now. Can't believe how good it is. Helps a ton with stress already!

>> No.1742784

>>1736571
>Behind your back
errytime

>> No.1742788

>>1739614
>tentacles
Could as well post the lemonfont version

>> No.1742852

>>1740935
>>1740937
>>1740938
Can anyone explain this meme?

>> No.1742867

>>1741216
>Cornbirdmanfish
>Half Cornbird, half man, half fish

>> No.1742870
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1742870

>>1742852
It's not a meme, just someone posted his version of his friend drawing and everyone jumped to correct it
with a bit of humor, same as this one. I wonder if the jojo guy is the same.

>> No.1742888

>>1738674
this is glorious

>> No.1742897

>>1740677
Man I thought Scholastic only offer decent books, how wrong I'm

>> No.1742914
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>>1741137

I have a friend who's in an art class FULL of these types. Whats horrifying is how 7 years ago I remember people made jokes exaggerating weeb artist types/behaviors, but now its a living reality. Heck, even I used to joke about people who want to move to japan to become mangakas and thought it was funny... only now Ive actually heard of people who are dead serious on doing that.

>Copics
Oh god where do people get this idea that Copics are like some kind of "this will make you a mangaka tool"? I remember years ago hearing some people who OBSESSED over them and even spent absurd amounts of money on them. Unless you really know what you are doing, they look terrible.

>> No.1742922
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1742922

I may have some old stuff like this terribad redline

>> No.1742923
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1742923

the amazing baseball

>> No.1742924
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>> No.1742925
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more birkhead

>> No.1742927
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1742927

not /ic/ related but B^U miscarriage comics are always hilarious

>> No.1742928

>>1742914
>Oh god where do people get this idea that Copics are like some kind of "this will make you a mangaka tool"?

I have no idea. It's especially confusing that it attracts the manga crowd since the vast majority of manga (and certainly the manga most Westerners buy) is black and white with screentones. I guess spend 1000 dollars on market sets so they can draw the promotional art for their manga?

Whats even worse are the people who have clearly dedicated hours and hours into mastering Copics and create great coloring, yet it is wasted on mediocre lineart.

Personally I'm in a bit of a glasshouse since I own a variety of Dr Ph Martins inks solely because they were used to color old comics (and the actual painted art never actually saw print).

>> No.1742929
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1742929

I still don't know if this was a joke or not but having one of my drawings "stolen" was definitely funny.

http://flatberry.tumblr.com/post/67515354392/reposting-a-repost

>> No.1742931

>>1742929
Well, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

>> No.1742935
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moe

>> No.1742936
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>>1742931
my favorite part is the photoshopped stitch

>> No.1742937

>>1742929
Good thing you posted, was wondering if you had a tumblr.

>> No.1742938
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1742938

decantering from such a height!

>> No.1742941
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1742941

>>1742937
I never update. /spoilers

>> No.1742942
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1742942

DRAW

>> No.1742944
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1742944

tablets lel

>> No.1742947
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>> No.1742948
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1742948

last one. my folder is a mess.

>> No.1742980
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1742980

>>1742938
That reference, I got it.

>> No.1743179

>>1742938
I've been here too long

>> No.1743223
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>>1739614

>> No.1743262
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>>1743288

>> No.1743290
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>>1743289
miku was actually serious with this one

>> No.1743291

>>1743290
was this done the same day with the expectation that being told you're terrible would magically make you better?

>> No.1743297

>>1743291
Not >>1743290
but yeah, I think that was posted the same day somewhere around 2011/2012. As you can see the guy who made >>1741766 is actually the same guy.

>> No.1743300
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>> No.1743303
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1743303

>>1735283

Ive watched livesreams where the artist spent up to several minutes redoing the same fucking line and ctrl-z-ing it over, and over and over again. I know of people using it as a crutch but holy hell this is getting absurd.

>> No.1743305

>>1743300
Nice double dubs!
Am I the only one who finds it funny that he says Krillen [sic] is not human "because he has no nose and his wife is a robot" but he's perfectly fine with Tenshinhan having a fucking eye in the center of his forehead?

>> No.1743306

>>1743305
Yeah I was thinking that too.

>> No.1743309
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1743309

> /ic/ humor thread.

>> No.1743312

>>1743309
Ah yes...the master of toilets. Those who do not master drawing toilets in perspective will be flushed away.

>> No.1743314
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1743314

>>1743290
For you.

>> No.1743320

>>1738602

if anyone has the picture with the T rex added I would love to see it

>> No.1743330

>>1738602
>>1743320
Seconding this

>> No.1743450
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1743450

> /ic/ humor thread.

Before you know it, you'll be awesome!

>> No.1743468

>>1743290
>>1743297
Has he ever done anything else than miku?

>> No.1743494
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1743494

>>1729639

>> No.1743496

>>1735290
Oh my god, I'm too much of a newfag to know where this originated, but please tell me this guy got the shit verbally bashed out of him.

>> No.1743499
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1743499

>> No.1743505

>>1743223
Plague of Gripes?

>> No.1743543

>>1743494
tfw haven't read GWTBW in a while.

Is it same-old same-old?

>> No.1743575

>>1735316
can someone actually draw that?

>> No.1743576

>>1743543
He worked on that movie "Iron Skies" and then apparently got really depressed, hasn't uploaded much since. That's all I remember.

>> No.1743602

>>1735316
>>1738074
I'd do that, but I'm not fat though.
Maybe I can wear autistic clothes.

Guess I'm going to start attending cons.

>> No.1743634

>>1743602
You need a pocket Hanes tee in navy, ancient. Do not cut your hair from now until then. Do not fix your hair when you wake up that day, just go. Wear levis relaxed fit jeans in that nasty light blue color without any fades. For shoes I recommend the ugliest asics you can find or the white kirkland sneakers from costco thqt cost 17 dollars. Get some wire framed transition lenses and a large casio g shock.

The most autistic outfit.

>> No.1743646

>>1743634
You forgot to say to not shower for a week before the con.

And to eat nothing but Little Caesar's crazy bread from here until then as well.

>> No.1743662

>>1743634
>You need a pocket Hanes tee in navy, ancient. Do not cut your hair from now until then. Do not fix your hair when you wake up that day, just go. Wear levis relaxed fit jeans in that nasty light blue color without any fades. For shoes I recommend the ugliest asics you can find or the white kirkland sneakers from costco thqt cost 17 dollars. Get some wire framed transition lenses and a large casio g shock.
holy shit you just described everyone in my school's programming class

>> No.1744152

>>1735286
/thread SRSLY THE TREAD IS DONE.

>> No.1744179
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1744179

>that feel

>> No.1744211
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1744211

>>1743496
It's a "bait". It isnt a true story, it's just a troll.

>> No.1744500

>>1743499

a true classic