/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>>6379053
kek

>>6379053

toilet trace please

I wonder what's he up to those days

>>6379083
San Salvador San Salvador

>the same unfunny shit

>>6379064
I didn't get the joke of this one, but I have seen it multiple times already. ç
What was the thing that made it special?

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!
San Salvador San Salvador

>>6379150
Català detectat

>>6379064
San Salvador, San Salvador

>>6379150
Lurk for 3 more days

>>6379150
some oldfag ripped on a /beg/let's study and broke their delusions. /beg/let predictably asks oldfag PYW. oldfag delivered the space marine. my guess is that the environment the oldfag created surrounding that incident soured the tastes of the anons/crabs and they decided to meme the painting because it's bland and generic, although nothing is technically horrendous.

kind of a forced meme if you ask me.

>>6379150
I just post it when somebody pyw me

>>6379184
I mean
you don't even need to measure to see how hideously deformed the army dude's face is but i get'cha.

>>6379230
he's no abercrombie model and probably part orc, but it's passable.

>>6379083
FUCK OFF SAN SALVADOR! FUCK OFF SAN SALVADOR!

>>6379174
>>6379227
xd

>>6379184
Thanks for the explanation

I often screenshot stuff that made me laugh, nothing EPIC, but they all give me a chuckle here and there.

>>6379405

>>6379406

>>6379415

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>>6379061
>mfw this was actually tableguy this whole time

But have you guys heard of Chairguy? How about Kitchencounterguy? Or Sofaguy?

>>6379062
Context?

>>6379083

>>6379150
somebody posted it in response to "pyw". It's well made but not too good so it's believable someone on /ic/ made it, it's bland enough that it can't be meaningfully critiqued on it's subject matter. It forced the person asking "pyw" to concede, that's why it's posted as a "fuck off" image in response to "pyw"

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6379227
I used to, but my work is good now so I just post my work. Maybe I will bust him out again one day.

>>6380382
pyw

>>6380429

>>6379236
At least Da Vinci became Fgo servant

>>6380437
i wanna know the origins of that pink fetus thing. what’s the story there?

>>6380453
https://youtu.be/4h4-2HRHaHI

>>6380453
It's a kangaroo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h4-2HRHaHI

>>6380458
>>6380459
Sovl

>>6379093
let me guess, your butt buddies with rat tranny or a twitter tourist who is still trying to force tarddit/twitard culture onto this place

shoo shoo to the fujo containment thread theres plenty of your kind there
let normal people have some dumb fun

>>6379405
>>6379406
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>>6379419

Got a good laugh out of these, god bless anon

>>6380459

Watching this makes me depressed because i most probably suffer from aphantasia, does it means I will never make it? I will rely on references for the rest of my life and be unable to create anything? :(

>>6380511
Use the paper as your minds eye. start scribbling down shapes and gestures. Pull images out from the white void(paper) instead of the black void(mind)

>>6380555
also Glen Keane has aphantasia.

>>6379968
I’m falling apart fuck I love this lmao

>>6379267
AI could never

>>6379141
well, that was a ride

>>6380558
Does anyone have a zip or something of all of Glen Keane's sketches? been looking to compile them.

>>6379141
this why I avoid discords like the plague
it's like it's a social network specifically designed for pedophiles

Rest in peace KJG

Last one until i can dig up more or something

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

found 2 more.

>>6380458
>>6380459

>>6379064
will we ever see merc_finished.jpg someday?

>>6380815
Idk man gotta ask the higher ups we don't have the resources for that at the moment

>>6380767
kek

"wtf with her boobs"

>>6380804
kek

>>6379083
FUCK OFF, GABE!

>>6380471
This is a oddly specific call out for a normal person just having fun you know? Very bitchy and dramatic.

>>6380471
all you zoomers are the same, gawking at things over and over again no understanding or thinking of your own, you just say haha look at this schizo haha look at this meme
you people act so fucking similar across different platforms I dont even think you things are human at this point

>>6381015
lmao balding bastard

>>6381015
get with the times or perish, old man

>>6381019
>>6381046
dont give (you)s to namefags

>>6381050
>imagine even noticing that someone is namefagging

>>6379415
>>6379417
kek

>>6381053
>being an artist
>not noticing every detail
pick one

>>6379083
Fuck off Gabe!.

>>6381136
kek

>>6381136
Booty bat booty bat why you gotta booty fat.

>>6381120
>being an autist
>notice every detail
Erm yeah

>>6381145
You do realize there's a statistical correlation between artistic talent and mental illness, right?

>>6381147
Usually schizophrenia though. But you gotta be high functioning to make it. If you're wallowing in self-pity all day you will not make that art.

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6379083
Fuck off Gabe

>>6379053
didn't this particular anon later cause a bunch of drama over this exchange?

Someone PLEASE post the cowboy reaction images, my hard drive failed a while back and I lost them

>will_there_be_pay.jpg

>>6381714

>Be gay First Nation man who faps exclusively to the Prime Minister of Canada
>Fucking master oil painting to a Classical degree to create hyperrealistic depictions of your fetish
You have to kneel to this autist

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6381829
My goal is to become this skilled and made humorous troll paintings.

Didn't it turn out that OP's post was someone larping?

>>6381829
I'm not sure what's happening here but it's kind of hot

>>6380753
so beautiful. saved this hard.
>>6380757
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>>6380762
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>>6380765
perfection

>>6381849
i think i have a few more of those.

>>6381945
ax

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>>6381955

>>6381956
last one for now, unrelated.

>>6381956
who tf is this dude ?

>>6380804
How the fuck do you have the load to fap 5 hours a day?

>>6381842
Yes but mentioning it triggers the fuck out of the autist who keeps trying to pass it off as fact.

>>6382049
i actually dont remember. they had a whole thread about this guy a few years ago which is where i got all these.

>>6382049
He is Jean Aziyan.

>>6382123
>he doesn't have the load to fap 5 hours a day

>>6382161
marry me

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6379968
I actually laughed out loud

>>6381838
He spends all his skill on shitty political caricatures and pictures of White men's butts. The whole thesis of his artistic career is that he hates White people but likes their asses

>>6381798

Based

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE

>>6379968
this should be the sticky

>>6379064
What's so bad about merc_wip? It looks technically competent.

>>6379968
i read it with voices in my head
wtf

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

I don’t think Gabe is real.

>>6382123
I used to think I fapped too much (about once every 2-3 days) until I lurked askreddit about this and seen the majority of redditors fap like 2-3 times a day judging by the responses to the questions.

>>6380747
context?

I miss K-Dash :(

>>6379064

>>6380630
>that death metal proko font
bravo

>>6384022
I'm lmaoing so fucking hard right now. This faggot is such a hack.

>>6383838
Oc redraw thread's

Good news everyone. I just earned my first follower after posting twice a week for nearly two months.

>>6384683
struggler-sama, I kneel

>>6382723
no joke i bet bald guys draw the best hair because they're the only ones who would obsess over it

>>6380804
how did you find my schedule.

>>6379968
Okay but why are people like this? It's not even art, these people do it for everything.
I got bought a copy of Splatoon 3 for a friend who was interested and upon watching me play with motion controls they spent the entire time crying about how impossible motion controls were and how they didn't know how to use them.
I explained how and it didn't help. I let them watch me and all they did was get angry I was doing so well with them to the point of tears. For a while they even insisted it was just the weapon I picked that was unfair so I handed them the controller, let them pick one for me and I proceeded to get 15 kills.
Literal tears over a fisher price my first shooter. I kept reminding them that if the camera gets fucked up with motion controls to hit "Y" and to stop waving their arm around wildly but they flat out ignored me and have gone back to using only the analog stick while insisting over voicechat that anyone who can use motion controls is using an aimbot.
Unsurprisingly this person does this with everything. I helped them bake a cake once and they sat in front of the ingredients on their phone for like two hours and then got frustrated the cake wasn't made yet and despite having written, step by step instructions in front of them as well as me there to guide them they still did shit like ignoring measurements or forgetting ingredients.

I haven't hung out with them for a month now. Not since his temper tantrum over a fucking children's game.

>>6379968
Dealing with the a average crab bald guy... A+.

>>6385238
I thought it was more a metaphor for art concepts that are seemingly obvious but difficult to execute correctly. A lot of people are like this with rendering, for example.

>>6379083
Fuck off, Gabe!

>>6385299
>I thought it was more a metaphor for art concepts that are seemingly obvious but difficult to execute correctly. A lot of people are like this with rendering, for example.
Nah, there's a lot of people in the world who will never try anything new unless you sit there and gradually introduce them to it with teeny tiny babysteps.
I've watched a grown man cry once because he couldn't figure out how to boil pasta since his Mom used to make every meal for him. He straight up was living on only beef jerky, microwavable kraft dinner and those cadbury easter egg things for months. I figured a basic pasta with a little butter that had garlic fried in it would be palatable but once we got to the point of boiling the pasta he sat there frozen for close to 20 minutes watching the water boil and then just began crying.
Asked him what was wrong a few times during said 20 minutes and he said "nothing" but then when it came to actually cooking it he just froze in place, too terrified to do anything.

I had to come over and tell him to just pour it into the pot and he was so afraid and acted like it was going to bite him.

>>6384022
it makes me laugh every time lmfao

>>6385238
people like that truly boggle the mind, completely fair choice that you don't want to hang out with them anymore. if you do feel bad about it - don't.

>>6385238
>>6386080
it's time to abolish social welfare and return to a agrarian society now

>>6386080
That sounds like a mental disease.

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6386080
>>6385238
You have the right to execute them on the spot.
You didn't. Willingly.
Cowards.

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6386080
There is a specific group of people like this.
They are confident with their skills in a specific scenario but once you place them in something unfamiliar they come to the sudden realization of how useless they are.
You usually see this with old people and computers. They grew up and used computers in an era with stuff like DOS and command line interfaces and doing things like making sure their ram is properly allocated to run programs properly but they cannot figure out zoom to save their life yet its somehow zooms fault rather than them being retarded.

>>6380437
poor tonyo...

>>6386762
kek. I draw more appealing "anime" without even studying anime.

>>6379083
Fuck off gabe

>>6383271
I don't get it

>>6386762
>spends the entire week fixing the same drawing
hits too close to home

>>6387752
Some anon tried to crab some random's art with a mean-spirited thread but while taking the screenshot, he left his twitter username visible.

People went to go check out his work and it was objectively dogshit (The art you see on the right).
They deleted their twitter account in embarrassment shortly thereafter.

It was a glorious thread filled with schadenfreude

>>6386762
you can cherry pick drawings like this out of every
thread though

>>6387762
do it then

>>6383829
What do you consider a "fap"? I only fap once or twice a week but when I do I normally cum 5-6 times. Does that count as 1 fap or 6 faps? When redditors say they fap 2-3 times in one day is that 2-3 sets of 5 for a total maxium of 15?

>>6387762
It's more about the ngmi mentality in his posts like not practicing fundies

>>6381136
> Jeanette
ok, that hit way too close to home

>>6380838
kek some of those were mine, nice save anon

>>6388029
1

>>6385238
Ah man, people like these are a lost cause, it's one thing to be a slow learner but the unwillingness to even try and learn, that makes me mad, also they want you to do everything for them, which makes you reach for the gun.
Nothing is more maddening when they say they want to learn and for you to help them, only for them to completely ignore and not listen to your instructions or advice, then get mad when that thing doesn't work. If you don't want to learn and just have me fix it, say it, stop wasting me time if your not willing to even try, at least pretend to care about the stuff, your oh, so desperate to learn about.

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6390687
Love it.

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6379083
Fuck off, gabe!

>>6384683

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6379083

FUCK OFF, GABE!

>>6379141
i dont get the weird moralfagging about the artist being in a discord where minors also hangs out. there's no mention of them posting their porn there, so what's the problem?

>>6379083
Still here >>6392945

>>6379083
fuck off gabe

>>6380755
>8 years ago
Dude probably has a house, a husband and a dog by now

>>6393084
this meme was made by a crab

>>6392774
Welcome to 2022 where underage people think that only children are allowed to use the internet

>>6385238
its like some ancient phycopathic desire for suffering which i have never heard anyone else really talk about

>>6380747
Anarchist tomboy gf…

>>6393084
pyw

>>6380555
This just fucking opened my mind dog
Holy shit

>>6394379
What's a mind dog?

>>6380757
>>6380759
>>6380762
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>>6380765
who is this guy? it's not kim jung gi, is it?

>>6386224
How do I avoid becoming like this when I'm old? I'm old enough to remember using DOS and I feel like time is running out and that I'm going to be a retarded boomer soon.

>>6380002
I pet the dog

>>6379083
Fuck off gabe

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6394570
Just got to keep trying new things and keep learning new things.
Retarded boomers are retarded because they are set in their ways and never leave their comfort zone and lose the ability to learn stuff. When they are forced to learn something new they quickly get angry because either their arrogance tells them that they are masters of everything they do or that the new thing they are learning will reveal to everyone how useless they are.

>>6394570
nothing wrong with being a retarded boomer, just don't cry over it. It's inevitable for everyone to fall behind the times.

can anyone post that "to draw thist first you have to learn this" image with the k-on girls

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6379083
fuck off gabe

>>6380002
i take care of dog

i laugh at this when im in the shower sometimes

>>6379485
No, tableguy was the first reply to the cinnabun

>>6395205
i used to get angry when drawing
turns out i was just skipping meals due to being a poorfag teen which was out of my control and it was making me hangry.
the moment i got a job and was able to consistently afford food i went from snapping pencils and ripping sketchbooks to shreds to just chilling and drawing.

>>6380002
but how do i pet him

>>6395845
wtf do AI artist aspire to?
"Ohh I hope one day John from SD adds a checkbox that says 'soul', then I'll really make it and get popular!"

>>6395845
based chad anon putting the pajeets where they belong

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6394395
not much how about you haha

>>6392635

>>6379083
fok off gabe
also i didn't knew that steam founder was into drawing

>>6380753
who is that ?
t. newfag here

>>6385220
i was in your house :^)
uwu

>>6398556
Based. Fuck hyperphantasia shitheads

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6379083
>FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6402532
Middle painting looks like fem-proko

>>6379083
Fuck off Gabe

>>6402873
Miffed Martinez used to be as thin as his profile pic tho

>>6379083
Fuck off Gabe

>>6379083
FUCK OFF, GABE!

>>6402873
>jack scalfani
>/ic/
Jack is an insipiration to us all take that back

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6402873
to be fair joe actually looked like that back when he was young and thin

>>6379083
I'm sorry Gabe that I made the image, I have achieved a higher level of mental clarity, we should encourage each other instead of crabbing, Gabe, I hope you have a wonderful and blissful journey.

>>6402873
This still crack me up

Remember to lower people's expectations.

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6402532
When did he post this?

>>6402873
>>6403782
Yes, ugly people have cute/idealized avatars
Good looking people have silly ones

Pic related might be what i look like in real life then

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6402873
desu the first dude is kinda attractive but idk who he is or if he's a shitter so it's possible he's an annoying bitch baby

>>6402873
This just seems to be a universal constant.
Never make your avatar more attractive than your actual face.

>>6385238
I'm exactly like this but instead of blaming others I realize I'm just a piece of shit and suck at everything. it sucks that your friend cant realize this. no one has ever been willing to help me overcome this part of myself and your friend feels like the biggest scumbag for spitting on your patience and generosity.

>>6386224
>>6386080
>>6395177
that useless thing is exactly how I feel all the time, and while I understand why pained retards like boomers are unable to do anything but blame others, I have no sympathy for it because I care too much about people who would help me to treat them like theyre the problem most of the time.

>>6405924
It's all about expectations.

>>6379053

>>6406905
The funny thing is that people were actually disappointed to find out Psychicpebbles was a decently good-looking guy.

>>6407178
That's like dating a woman who is into small penis humiliation only for her find out you got a foot long.

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6381829
I saw a showing of his work in Halifax a few years back. Based stuff.

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6381955
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>>6381954
The humor you're posting is so crusty it makes me want to draw myself punch stabbing your dog.
Thanks.

>>6408146
If you do please post it here cuz that sounds funny

>>6380838
The best part is near the end bringing it back to sanity with a normal drawing, then unleashing once more.

>>6380804
>6 hrs of drawing
>/ic/
Biggest lie right here

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6402532
At first I missed the fact that the edit changes the son to a daughter... oof

>>6408927
She reminds of of that Clarissa comic.

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6407029
fuck you
i feel like squidward everytime anyone better than me shows his work
why cant i be the best in the room why cant i be a genius : (
why isnt it easy and intuitive to me like it is to them

>giant repost/retweet account adds my shitty work to their gallery
>it's literally next to a piece from one of my favorite artists

...Overall pretty weak.

Good thing this isn't supposed to be a humor board.

>>6402873
that last one made me exhale

>>6379083
Fuck off Gabe!

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6379083
>>6403480
Can anyone give a tl;dr greentext on Gabe or is it just plain simple crabbing?

>>6381136
Holy fuck this is the first time i've seen anyone repost my shit

>>6381798

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6409045
I looked it up and, wow, that's... quite a comic

this is the thread i've seen in years, my cheeks hurt

>>6402873

>>6383245
iirc the joke is just hat it utterly btfo some anon who was spamming pyw, though since then a lot of anons have criticized it for stuff like looking too stiff, the perspective on the gun looks wrong, ect

>>6379061
I was in that thread, it was great :)

>>6380780
Hand clapping.

>>6380785
Forced meme. Cringe.>>6380437
Forced meme.

>>6380630
This is so good.

>>6385238
>they
>them
>Slipped up and wrote "him" right at the end
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>6382123
>he doesn't realize anon is just edging for 5 hours a day

ITT: people overreacting to things that really aren't interesting.

>>6379083
"FUCK OFF GABE!" to avoid the curse

>>6398556
holy kek

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE!

>>6379083
"FUCK OFF GABE!"

>>6380780
me on the bottom right

>>6411816
This

>>6411816
It's always the same shit with these autistic faggots

>>6379083
FUCK OFF GABE

>>6379083
Don't care for the guy, but he still draws better than virtually every /ic/ crab here.

>>6415163
>>6415162
Agreed. This board is a fucking joke.

>>6379053
I remember this fag from other sites, literally latching unto anyone to draw his OC.
Not surprised to find out he's a retard who say shit like "western standards" and "white beauty", his style looks like it came straight out of Tumblr, probably does.

>>6411816
/ic/ is a board filled with spiteful autists who cling to vendettas and the worst possible opinions for the sake of retarded contrarianism. Instead of creating an alternative to hugboxes this shithole has become a prime example of horseshoe theory where being anti-something to the most retarded extreme is just as insufferable as the shit everyone is trying to escape from. The shithole is a hurtbox where who suffer most in terms of skill and mental health are these autists themselves. They have no self-awareness and utterly refuse to accept any opinion beyond their own as fact.