/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

no lilramune autism allowed in this thread

good doggo! and good trad draws huhnchen

>really want to get started on game dev
how many do you think will finish the challenge?

>>4661438
The programmers that are >= mid tier and not good enough at their job to be too busy

How can one shrine be so based

>>4661451
Is it cheating if I ask my programmer husband to show me the ropes?

>>4661469
No, silly. If someone other than your husband showed you their ropes, that'd be cheating.

>>4661469
No rules only tools

i wonder if mods will get bullied after doing their job as much as banana was

>>4661518
personally I really like all the mods and feel like they were great choices, except for igor, but I just don't know anything about him, he's probably cool

my real streak

>>4661533
what a faggot

>>4661519
Igor is cool but I'm pretty sure he's a shyboi so you probably won't ever get to know him that well
t. teammate with igor

>>4661549
cute

>tfw no igor bf

Remember to always polish your shoes, you're not a real daddie if your shoes aren't spit shined!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7txBCzG9q0

where to download anime from

>>4661692
Download the anime posters' gallery

holy shit rip konsui

>>4661739
theyre not dead you dumbass

>>4661739
based retard

>nobody died today
!

i thought i fucking died

>>4661755
A miracle. Not one baby dads even

Today is the day lads that we'll be joining you

All new dads are required to post a tier list of existing daddies

>tmart gets streak wiped for only posting a 15min sketch
>other dads post a screenshot of a fucking timer and nothing else and get to keep their streak.
tmart should have just blurred their image and stuck a fake timer on it.

>>4661801
it's worse cause tmart bothered to fill the completely optional "Time Spent" field that incriminated him, had he just left it empty and not said anything he would've gotten away with it like dozens of other dads that don't mention anything

>>4661807
No that makes perfect sense, if you have the hubris to fill out a form with your sub 30 number.

>>4661801
NAMES

Pera drew non porn for once.

Rare blessed huhnchen thread, no one died today and registrations opening. Today is a great day for dad!

Regs aren't open yet? Hahaha holy shit

>>4661415
thank you for the OP shriney! here is a stock image to show my appreciation
>>4661423
>>4661965
thank you too anons :)

Fantasizing about dropping my streak and telling banana to nuke my account

>>4661988
see ya later j

>>4661988
do you have an account to ask banana to nuke?

>>4661988
why

Goodnight fwiends and ohanas

>>4662043
g'night ramunyan

why does he do it

>>4661966
plenty of time

>>4662110
He likes the pain and pressure of deadlines

>>4662110
Why is he so lazy?

>>4662129
ive called him out for this so many times
you people legit will forgive him for anything

>>4662133
He's doing this for free, dumbass. He doesn't owe you shit.

Any cool suggestions for summer challenges?

>>4662181
A summer related challenge

>>4662181
bathing suits or water

>>4662181
draw yourself in a bikini (boys only)

>>4662181
tfw weather is finally nice where I live and can't do a plein air challenge because corona. I don't even know if the person who kept making those is even still around

>>4662202
same, it wont be nice for long here either

>>4662196
Which boys do you want to see in a bikini?

>>4662209
any of them

>>4662202
>I don't even know if the person who kept making those is even still around
nope :(

>>4662226
damn, who was it?

>>4662228
Potatoespaghetti, she deleted her account

>>4662228
Potatoes_Spaghetti

>no one was eliminated today
#BLESSED

>>4662231
>>4662234
why they do it

>>4662240
Autism. All artists are.

>>4662255
That would autism , all artists suffer from it or all artist have it.
And NO. Thats not true.

>>4661415
Are registrations open yet

>>4662271
it's been delayed again, next date is wednesday (for super duper real this time).

>>4662275
MY REAL REGISTRATION DATE

>>4662275
plenty...

>>4662275
Ugh...

>gob returns as a full on furry porn artist
blessed timeline

>>4662271
>>4662275
Not delayed per se. Banana's been working on it the last two nights (as opposed to the months of doing literally nothing leading up to this). He's just slow.

>>4662292
so before puma banana was doing nothing? Is that what you are saying?

>>4662110
it's frustrating but honestly I wonder if he'd get even less work done if he didn't make these silly promises.

>>4662269
I mean autism in the broad sense of the word. Like j deleting all his submissions or tmart saying "my real streak" every artist is "special" in his or her (his) own way.

>>4662329
list more special artist traits

>>4662339
1.Autism
2.Mild Autism

>>4662339
hyperfixation on fictional characters

Sonic OC challenge when?

Autism tierlist when?

if you were skipped then my bad
SSS Tier:
>DTierDaddy
S Tier:
>j
A Tier:
>Goblin
>dezukaful
>awetos: cbt
>konsui: cbt
B Tier:
>oneironaut: chronic anime copier
>KazooKD: spergs out, but not in a bad way
>Red
C Tier:
>the1banana
>mrpurin: posts in /asg/ even tho they don't deserve her
>kringlekr
>Puma
>7b7a2f
>hoppy

>>4662451
so few..

>>4662451
I bet Goblin is a normal fellow

>>4662454
if you got time to complain
you got time to make a better tier list

>>4662451
Purin is too kind to /asg/. Either that or she secretly likes to flex on the /beg/s, which would be pretty based.

>>4662451
pretty accurate desu.

>>4662451
>>DTierDaddy
but youre d tier!

>>4662499
>>4662451
Why is DTier so high, did I miss something?

>>4662503
dtier-chan wishes to be noticed

>>4662329
theres no broad sense in medical terms.
It would be like saying oh yes he has a hernia , but not a literal hernia , just a hernia on the broad sense of the word.

>>4662451
I dont have autism. i been tested several times. I just have autistic tendencies

>>4662503
he uses ms paint.

>>4662516
which dad are you

Reminder that we didn't deserve J.

>>4662451
who are you and why do you simp for me

>>4662557
oh wait it's an autism tierlist, rude

>>4662451
Dezukaful is honestly the most based DAD.

>>4662451
>TFW you cant even make it into the autism tierlist because reg still isn't open

REEEEEEEEE

>there are some daddies that receive regular comments
god I wish that were me

>>4662451
H-hey I don't sperg out.

>>4662548
good morning

>>4662595
Fuck off.

>>4662596
no

>>4662580
NAME

>>4662595
I'll ram my boot up you momma's asshole

who's the yo mama poster?
inb4
>yo mama

>>4662608
Lol seriously? Who else would it be.

>>4662608
i miss my mommy ill call her today

so if banana misses his deadline what happens?

>>4662623
We reflect on our life choices

>>4662623
we move to deviantart

>>4662593
Hey can you stop sperging out it's kinda pathetic

>>4662451
>7b7a2f
>Puma
>Banana
>C Tier

Explain this.

>>4662623
TRIBUNAL

>>4662623
we bulli next time he's on voice chat

>wake up with stomachache and a stye(eye infection)
bros the sicknesses are teaming up on me..

>>4662548
Pass his gallery i missed the drama

>>4662686
they are preparing for the rpg challenge

>>4662693
one was hanged and the other killed himself

>>4662652
All devs are a little special
>>4662511
>whoosh

>>4662790
anon don't bully him, he has autism, he's a little slow with jokes like this

I just started drawing again after taking a break for Animal Crossing but the Pokemon Sword/Shield DLC is calling to me now and it's like a siren's song...

>>4662803

>>4662803
Give me your name so I can bully you

>>4662895
>he doesnt play games
Confirmed ngmi

>>4662803
It’s shit don’t do it.

>>4662808
Gmi

>>4662903
No, I play games. I want to bully them for playing the most mainstream nostalgia-bait games of the year. I must let them know that the games I play are superior to theirs. How dare they gave fun with such elementary. garbage!

if you only play games for fun you definitely should stop
go masturbate or something, same effect less time wasted

>>4662963
nah ill keep playing league

>>4662803
The last good pokemon game was black and white lmao.

>>4662963
just played my extra degenerate furryporn game and whacked off, feeling doubly motivated now.

So lets talk about art.
What are you daddies going to work on today?

Call out your art rival.
Ill start
>RED

>>4663009
I did some stuff for RPG challenge and now I'm gonna work on my portfolio. Might do some work-related puxelling later if I still have the energy.

>>4663014
Mine doesn't post on dad anymore. I never interact with Coin and don't really know him but I like his stuff a lot. I guess I see him a bit as a rival?

>>4663014
I WILL be victorious over the gay furry duo

>>4663014
>tfw too /beg/ to have an art rival

>>4663038
you can have a /beg/ art rival too

>>4662963
masturbating doesn't let me pretend I have friends

>>4663014
Hey he can't be your rival, as the other pokemon fag around here he's MY rival! (does this mean we're rivals over a rival?)

>>4663014
All A tiers
t. B tier

>>4662803
I despise pokemon for having dlc instead of making complete games. Same with animal crossing, fuck having to wait for updates for a game I payed 60 bucks for

>>4663069
Honestly I'm at the point where as long as it's not gacha shit I'll accept it.

Are Nessie’s frog people based from some other IP or did this guy just steal the design

>>4663009
gonna do my first perspective made easier submission FOR REAL THIS TIME. But seriously I would've done them yesterday like I said but the stupid video for the class didn't talk about the assignments that go with it at all so I had to waste time hunting them down. Got them now though so it should all be good to go.

>>4663087
You sure that's not just Nessie themselves?

>>4663095
GO FOR IT!

>>4663087
The only thing similar is the skin color

>>4663087
nessie better do lewds of the frog boy before I do it myself

>>4663113
you monster, you wouldn't

>>4663087
>did this guy just steal the design
most likely as he's on /las/ discord

>>4663087
He’s a dick on the lascord too. I hope Nessie gets his ass

>>4663167
Who are the chads of the las discord

>>4663196
My left nut

>>4663163
>>4663167

who is this person? where did they come from?

>>4661692
https://nyaa(dot)si/

>>4662286
cute

>>4663087
And he's a lolishitter on top of being a thief

>>4662963
not if i masturbate for 2 hours

>>4661692
nyaa
tokyo toshokan
baka bt (if you were lucky to sign up years ago)

I actually just pay for my anime majority of time with subs but only use torrents if
1) the show is old and cannot be found on the site i'm paying for
2) the show is really good and I want to savor it with my own video settings
3) the dub is ironically better than the sub (rare but happens)

>>4663300
Oh and 4) not every seasonal show is on these sites and I'm not paying for 9 subs so fuck them and go for the torrent. Other than that I support the industry and you should, too. - *Uncle Sam pointing to you poster*

>>4663087
the color choices and style really do remind me of Nessie's frogs. bizarre.

>>4663262
based lolibros stealing from the inferior infidels

nessie must be fuming with rage that he got more likes than her lmfaoooo and all the simpos ITT attacking the thei--I mean opportunist. His presentation is more connecting with his audience as the lolichad uses memes, a thing social media is known for.

>>4663325

>>4663330
kek

>>4663330
It's called using your post to do commentary without indirectly talking to you, autist.

>>4663087

>>4663337
It's called English, learn it fucker

>>4663344

Learn how to speak without using curse words first.

>>4663346
NO SWEARS ALLOWED 4CHAN IS A CHRISTIAN WEBSITE

>>4663348

This site is founded on christian values.

i just wanna register so bad :(

oh he's here again. No wonder

Sorry ive been missing for the past week or so.
If anyone has any concerns about RPG challenge let me know. I hope everyone is doing well.

Also sorry tiki, I havent abandoned you!

>>4663087
That's not stealing, that's taking inspiration.

>>4663363
Now wait just a minute---I am here but >>4663361 is not me. I don't care about registering again.

>>4663366
Then they should be a good artist and credit the "inspiration" at least.

>>4663325
>34 likes
>more than nessie
I’m not a nessie simp but do you even follow her social media, she pulls more than him without posting pandering ugly coom.

>>4663361
patience is a virtue

who's the korean schizo who keeps shilling his korean forum in the discord

>>4663364
No worries, I haven't really made progress on my designs this week either, but I'll have to get more serious about it this weekend since we only have 10 days left.

>>4663373

Nessie is not in my peripheral view to warrant a follow.

I just checked and the other guy has 3k followers, nessie with ~1K. His stats is higher so you might not be a simp but you sure are legally blind.

>>4663391
who fucking cares ramune
go clean your dog's shit

>>4663396

I'm not home right now. Dog watching is your moms job.

>another drama bait from the resident shitface

>>4663400
>nessie has more likes!
-fact check-
>no, this guy does and he has more followers
>d-drama starter! Bait!

every single time

have fun guys I got stuff to do

>>4663404
kill yourself faglord and you shitface mother

>>4663404
Nessie's art is better regardless of followers so who gives a fuck.
And bye have fun not replying to this.

>>4663412
they're both sucky B tiers. who cares

Other than Tang, Kazoo and Auto has anyone else posted their RPG WIP?

>>4663417
I'm guessing a lot of teams are just waiting to post their final designs.

>>4663417
Lots of people actually

>>4663417
many people post design concept sketches and stuff.

>>4663361
we want you too , cant wait to have you in the site

>>4663417
me thanfully no one has noticed hehehe

>>4663423
IM NOT A DRUG DEALER

>>4663443
that's an awfully specific thing to scream at me out of context

Surely you dads aren't still playing dragon neopets instead of drawing...it would be a shame if I just sucked up all these gains you're missing out on...

>>4663445
sorry i just wanted to clarify

>>4663497
sure, and I just want to buy some weed

who else still havent started drawing today

>>4663550
not me i already drew 26 hours and then some

>>4663550
I've drawn for about 90min

great portfolio piece kaz, cant wait to see it finished

Can you submit the same piece multiple times in a row as long as you worked on it? like a bigger illustration that spans 2-3 days

>>4663576
yes, very common practise. As long as it contains 30 minutes of work.

>>4663568
I'm never gonna live that down, am I.

>>4663576
yea a lot of dads do this

>>4662992
Play Yuumi so you can draw while playing league

>>4663580
We still love you

are you currently satisfied with your art?
What one weak point you can see in it and what steps are you taking to solve it?

>>4663617
>are you currently satisfied with your art?
No
>What one weak point you can see in it and what steps are you taking to solve it?
Not trying things that I think are outside my skill level, so I'm trying to do things outside my skill level.

>>4663617
more satisfied than I used to be

Trying to focus more. I know I can make decent stuff when I'm in the zone, but all too often my work gets sloppy and lazy. I guess that's what separates the pros -- they have to maintain consistency.

>>4663214
some lolifag, seen his work a few times before but didn’t know he browses /ic/

>>4663661
Man, this is pretty much EXACTLY how I feel. I'm at a level where technically speaking I can work professionally, though at a junior level, but my inconsistency and large gaps of lack of productivity mess it up big time. I'm hoping to teach myself how to work with time restraints and deadlines this year.

DAD :clap: FORUMS :clap:

>>4663695
Your :clap: MOTHER :clap:

>>4663695
WHEN :clap: IS :clap: REGISTRATION :clap: OPENING :clap:

>>4663705
2029 for real this time

>>4663707

>>4661782
a
>bezdomny, coin forgot his acc
a-
>onaironaut, peltingfury, echo
b+
>vusta, guespiere, nessie, notosh, echo
b
>meru, silvemis, cgraphite, saucy, notosh, tsutra, goblin
b-
>bunnyburger, gottagitgud, whizzard, tsflipp, konsui, huhnchen
c+
>rhompy, engeeeml, nsix, lafayette_tiki
d
>the rest after page 1

>>4663731
>>4663731
>a- onaironaut
based

I have decided that I will leave ic for a month, to see if anything about my productivity changes

>>4663757
Please be lilramune

enough with the dragons

>>4663759

Nope, I'm never going to leave. But to be fair I already have taken measures in moderation by blocking 4chan for a certain amount of time throughout the day on all devices. I found that moderation is better than completely blocking out the problem.

more tier lists

>>4663796
this tbqh
Jesus Christ I am so sick of seeing your dragons.

Which dad would you fuck if you could get their capacities? Wwyd.

>>4663796
dragons are for faggots, stop being mad.

>>4663759
nope, I'm just an insignificant page 1 dad

>>4663813
if naf was alive I'd fuck him and his cute vietnamese-texan voice into oblivion
however he's not so no one I guess

>>4663796
this, where's the furry porn banana

>>4663824
:clap: MIND :clap: YOUR :clap: BUSINESS :clap: FAGGOT :clap:

>>4663813
Id fuck banana and get the ability to open up registrations

>>4663813
dare

>not part of telephone comic with the cool kids

>>4663846
I know this feeling useless friend.
*hug you*

>>4663839
:clap: me one more time and I swear to god I will cum in your breakfast cereals from across the globe

>>4663813
This Yoh Yoshinari impersonator for obvious reason.

>>4663846
It's okay anon, we can start our own telephone game for the actual cool kids. (us of course)

>>4663866
I want your milk, daddy

Going through the CGMA class on perspective right now and frankly drawabox is 1000x better, and unlike CGMA courses it's fucking free and not over 1000 USD. Feel sorry for people who actually payed for this

>>4663866
:clap: GO :clap: TO :clap: BED :clap: FAGGOT :clap:
Enjoy the new forced meme

>>4663896
Yet your are still D tier, congratulation

>>4663896

Why are you lying? I haven't gone through the perspective stuff I bought there yet but from what I seen Rodger Oda is a based weeb.

>>4663901
I don't know who you have me confused with but I'm a comfortable E tier.

>>4663910
But are you a based weeb yourself?

>>4663917
The basedest of the based weeb.

>>4663913
Liar, E tier is obsolete.
TRIBUNAL

>>4663910
I'm not saying he's a bad person or can't draw. It's just that it seems like the same stuff as drawabox except not as well explained.

I won't rule out that I'm retarded though, one of the assignments is to draw a sphere in 1-point perspective and my mind is melting trying to figure out how that works.

beware of hoppy
she is getting everyone addicted to a dragon breeding game so she can amass her gains
you have been warned

>>4663929
What game, Flight Rising? I've been playing that since the second year it came out, it's already too late for me.

>>4663929
Hoppy is a faggot (male). Don't be fooled by hoppy, Hoppy.

>>4663813
I have a dad in mind but If i say who it’ll be obvious who I am and It’ll expose my thirst.
But honestly I’m ok with being friends though.

>>4663922
Hmm, are you talking about the one on CGPeers? That's outdated as hell. Probably like from when CGMA first started in 2014 or w/e.

You should spend the money if you want good education.

>>4663943
I'm very thirsty let's fuck each other

>>4663955
Sowwy, I don't fuck below A tier dads.

I wish you a marvellous #Juneteenth holiday.

>>4663950
It probably is. I'm already planning on paying up for the cheaper stuff like NMA when I have the fundies down better, but CGMA is insanely expensive. I'm also /trad/ so I'm not sure how much of their stuff is even applicable to me.

>>4663962
I'm totally A tier *shows my knock off dad-ID*

>>4663976
Sure, A for animefag.
*Blindfold you and show you nothing*

Happy Juneteenth to all black dads.

Hewwo fwend uwu

>>4664000
Ooo are you gonna fuck me daddy ;3 I've been a naughty puppy I need to be ADOPTED

Holy fucking kek that was the wrong file.

>>4664005
My great great great grandpapa was a slave so I demand dad related reparations.

My great great grandma was black so I can say the n word

>>4664011
Prove that you are black and banana will move you to page one.

>>4664024
Hmm I was about to post a pic but I decided not to.

which page 1 dad are you most eager to see fall

>>4664041
me

>>4664041
Bunny, please.
Bunny just die already. His work is so soulless and sad. Sketches on gray that meet the minimum 30 min requirement. He looks so burnt out. Art isn't meant to be about keeping a streak. Create things and improve. Be released from this prison.

>>4664041
>>4664045 <- this anon

>>4664047
I like bunny. Bunny's girls are starting to get cute

>>4664047
I notice this with meru and gottagitgud too. Maybe these are the stagnant dads that anon was hinting at, but who are you to judge what they get out of art?

>>4664052
Literally the only time you ever say anything nice about bunny is now that I'm bringing him up. So honestly you wouldn't have noticed him either.

>>4664053
and vusta?

>>4664061
Vusta is actually quite good and making gains. I think he is doing dad right.

>>4664061
In 800 days you get some bad times, I'm just busy with things.

What if bunnyburger's string of sad gray anime girls was a long extended cry for help?

>>4664065
Vusta?

>>4664071
yes
honestly, I have been working slowly on my drawings, and put little effort in many recent submissions

>>4664047
Bunny is my favorite dad, fuck you

>>4664073
are you really a woman?

>>4664110
No.

>>4664107
Funny way of expressing it because I am the only one who's brought him up in the last few months.

>>4664110
Yes.

>>4664110
Perhaps not.

will the real vusta please stand up

Vusta please give us a vocaroo

>>4664120
She's doing her thing and I happily watch. You leave my DAD gf alone. Fuck you ramune.

>>4664129
I am the real VuSta

>>4664132
If by "doing her thing" means letting her burn out in art okay.

>>4664133
No I'm the real VuSta

>>4664136
You just have no respect for the most wholesome dad. You're wrong and that's okay, but you're still wrong.

>>4664117
>>4664125
>>4664127

>>4664142
I respect her time and potential more than you. I love art and artists too much to see their potential go to waste. If dad is killing her desire to make art she should quit. Please tell me how I'm wrong.

>>4664149
don't respond its soda again you can tell bc he makes every dad into a girl

>>4664149
She's better than you

>>4664142
It's fine bunny is hardly the only dad with this problem. I periodically name drop people from page 1 because the "skipped" people are on my mind.

>>4664059
I notice her/him all the time. I just don't want to bring every dad I notice in this thread

>>4664155
I think you misunderstand my point and that's why you're hurt. I'm not saying she's a bad artist, I'm saying she has potential but is not reaching it. Her anime girls have a lot of charm.

>>4664160
I disregard what I said as I realize I'm talking to the autist himself

>>4664161
Respect bunny. She's as much of a guarding of DAD as shriney.

>>4664160
I do it because I still think about that time Aerce made a picture to commemorate having the longest streak without comments (70 days?) I'll try to keep the attention positive when I do bring people up.

>>4664163
I just said I respect bunny. I think they could do better. You're the one trying to keep him at the status quo. No wonder people want to leave dad when criticism is seen as an attack and disrespect. I bet this is one of the points lilramune would've put in his video about why dad as a concept doesn't work.

>>4664163
If I'm the teacher and I give bunny a bad grade and suggest summer school, you're like the parent pulling out their child from school because "how dare you call my child stupid!" When its the teacher that believes with extra effort the child can be better.

>>4664168
>>4664169
Bunny's Posts Matter

>>4664168
well if you're not him then I apologize. With the constant drama and suicide baiting, plus the time that fag used bunny's image to shitpost outside this thread makes me assume you're him

>>4664173
meant to reply to >>4664168

CAN THE REAL VUSTA PLEASE POST VOICE

Whats a nibba gotta do around here to get some motherfucking validation

>>4662548
the resemblance between discord trannies and the virgin lolicons is striking

Aren't you accepting new people?

>>4664259
you are valid, kitty

>>4664275
banana administration is slow but he's trying, please be patient u.u

>>4664259
YOU GOTTA FUCKING LEAD THE WAY MY MAIN MAN

>>4664259
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN

>>4664259
why use the N word?

Real shitposting hours.
Ill start , hello mello jello marshmellow

i'm lonely

>>4664321
Join dad , chat up some dads

>>4664321
go fight the marxist neopostmodersnist commies

>>4664321
hi lonely I'm dad

>>4664330
aka jozu

>>4664321
>>4664321
>>4664331
>>4664339
not anymore faggot

>>4664321
HELLO im mr lonely

>>4664345
Hello Mr- Lonely. Can we draw with your son? He looks a bit sad.

Say something constructive or nice about
a submission from yesterday or today.

>>4664348
I can't stop staring at Aronghana's ghastly. Spin spin spin

>>4664312
nessie sucks, tang sucks, kazoo sucks, hoppy sucks, konsui sucks, saucy and vusta suck, and some other faggots too, you are all garbage.

>>4664348
Maze, your line art is improving a lot.

>>4664348
flipp, your perspective looks wonky. sad

I just had a dream where Grabstein called me by my real name and revealed he was someone I knew in real life, then challenged me to a thunderdome on Sunday. I agreed but only if he told me who he was too. I was suspicious because I didn't know or really want to know anyone with a konosuba avatar. I woke up before the dome and the first thing I did was check dad to make sure it wasn't real. I don't know why Grabstein, I've interacted never with him.

>>4664369
kek what

I saw Banana at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I had a dream meru lost her streak

I'm gay

>>4664376
hi gay I'm dad

>>4664376
>I saw Banana at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
>The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
>When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>4664369
grabstein confirmed DOM

>>4664369
That's pretty funny anon. Sounds like you had a cool dream.

>Now, everyone post about your DAD dreams
The other day I dreamed that we had organized a cool trip to a vacation place. And we made this trip not only onto a fun thing but also a sort of team competition.
This resort like place had a bunch of things to do and the buildings were comfy multi room cabins. Everyone got room mates. I was paired with J and we sat around the room sketching stuff after the whole set of day activities that involved doing fun stuff with other DADs like going to the pool together.

DAD dreams are always wholesome dreas.

>>4664369
i had this dream once it was dad con, but just a room.
I wanted to participate in the activities but vusta said that my art was too awful to participate.

>>4664376
hello nsix

>>4664376
passive or active?

art , art , i mean woof woof . Am I right guys?
Because dads are all secretly dogs

>>4664401
are you a cat or a dog. Reply with your identity.
tag a tang woof , meeow

wtf is up with all this shitposting
is this the work of the resident?

UwU

>>4664408
*barks at you*

>>4664406
probably
Fuck ramune

>>4664414
i think it's flipp

>>4664416
honestly what's the difference? They're both tryhard lolicons

How about we get this thread back on track? Or do you not actually draw, anons?

How about you share a nice submission from today and yesterday and point out what you like about it. Go one step ahead of >>4664348.

I generally like his linework and the looseness of it. But this time I reeeally liked this simple study by Peltingfury. Really makes me wanna draw some cars or something to try getting a nice and clean but very loose sketch with that nice perspective.

>>4664357
I want to lewd maze's boy(girl)

>>4664406
it's euro posting hours

>>4664443
I love pelting and lamprey's lines. I wish I have that line confidence

>>4664458
it's not even 6am on a saturday morning in europe, you cant shift blame that easily

>>4664458
>it's euro posting hours
https://youtu.be/QVkoJIWC0fE

>>4664462
Hey buddy, I didn’t make a single post since >>4664011, 100% honesty here. This is all you guys doing it.

>>4664462
im just guestimating. Straya and asian posting hours then?

>>4664469
it's lunchtime in straya so maybe

>>4664461
Lamprey's lines are god-tier desu.
I really like the contrast between the two of them, now that you put them together. One uses very thin lines while the other has his trusty flat brush.

Have your tried unleashing your inner soul and letting your lines free as they do, anon?

>>4664466
go to sleep mang

>>4664458
>>4664469
It wasn't like this yesterday, or the day before, in fact it's usually dead silent itts around this time.

>>4664476
It's because it's friday night

>>4664475
Okay good night then...zzzzz

>>4664480
please die in your sleep

>>4664443
I like Bezdomny's work. It has a warm feel to it that caresses my soul.
He seem's a bit more scattered in his posts lately tho. Are you alright Bearman? I hope he's just focusing a lot with his current studies.

>>4664486
dude not now it's comfy posting hours

>>4664458
youtube.com/watch?v=qTsaS1Tm-Ic

>>4664506
wew

MY REAL STREAK

what is your real streak fellow dadss

anyone have links to human art models?
i saw a dad submission that had links to nma art models and more, but i stupidly didnt download them and i forgot which submission had them

>>4664586
There's a pack of proko models and hyper angle poses in the artbook thread iirc

>>4664586
check the ic torrent in the video course sharing thread

>>4663842
Aww, you're so sweet, ramune.

>>4663931
Baha, I played back in 2014 for many years and it lost it's appeal a long time ago. I am free now.

It is now mental health posting hours.
How are you doing today, dad?

>>4664639
I guess the only thing you're missing out on is connecting with other dads. These gacha type games don't hold my interest for very long, but I think if you stuck with it you'd have some serious street cred. I remember in neopets there was a girl amassing enough neopoints to get 1 billion in daily bank interest.

>>4664357
thank you anon <3

we need a weird poster challenge

Cool fighter guy, moth

goblin, I like your submissions alot

Why is echo always submitting the last minute? And how can he get such good results in just 30 mins? This portrait especially, i almost fell in love with this girl.

>>4664796
>Why is echo always submitting the last minute?
the thrill and adrenaline of 11:30 club

>>4664796
Kek probably practice from submitting at the last minutes remaining

>>4664760
Nah not missing out. I have fun interacting with Wolfy and Hoppy over it and I feel they're my friends anyway. I'm pretty dragon rich and used to be super into it, but it just isn't something I'm into anymore. I have more fun coming up with my own creatures, lore and games etc, it was fun for that period in my life when I was younger though. It's nice seeing dads get enjoyment out of it though! It's r ally surprising to see how many people from dad are into it after so many years though. It's kinda cute.

>>4664800
It's called the "11:59 club" and you should try it. Submission will never be the same after.

>>4664824
That sounds terrible why would you encourage him to do that? He should join Red's 5-hours-a-day club instead.

>>4664796
lazypotato was better imo

>>4664839
I miss that guy I hope he's doing well

This is a very interesting submission by tanyakyun. One could say its beginners work but i dont see it that way. What intrigues me is how minimalistic it is but at the same time really draws the viewer in. The figure is made in a way that it can be seen as both the frontal and back view of a person. When you focus your eyes on the feet, it becomes a front facing pose, the person is stretching and looking up clearly. But when you focus on the bust, the jawline could also be considered the backside hairline and it looks as if the figure is looking down instead of looking up. I am also really enjoying the organic shape off it all. I have thought about this artwork many times in the past few days. Bravo and thank you tanyakyun. This artwork has peak level soul.

>>4664869
just say TRIBUNAL

>>4664871
Delete this right now we are comfy posting

>>4664869
Is tanyakun lowkey a troll?

>>4664877
Comfyhours are over. Shitposters rise up.

>>4664901
t. a jealous soulless photocopier

>>4664914
Is soul the new "style" cope?

Hypothetically dad becomes a for-profit site, what would that look like?
>membership costs per month
>advertisements for Wacom, Adobe, nma on the site
>ridiculous badges users can award each other that costs $1.00
>monthly betting pool where eliminated contestants have to forfeit their money while house takes a cut
>nsfw content goes behind a paywall
What is the most exploitive thing he can do?
>$10 for a streak break planned 7 days in advance
>$100 for a streak break to be used within 24 hours
>signing up for challenges is free, failing them costs money
>tribunal appeal for $500,000
>forgetting to tick a challenge box, yep that costs money
>nuking your gallery, also money

>>4664921
Tbh that betting pool sounds kind of fun. The last artist standing truly will get a prize.

>>4663846
what's a telephone comic

>>4664373
I love this meme

>>4664760
trivia, joodlez and shilin met through neopets forums

>>4664940
I'm guessing the next artist adds what happens next. I'm sure they'll let you join if you ask nicely

>>4664943
>tfw you realize fr was what artists call "networking" all along eh...

>>4664131
>>4664183
Fine.
https://vocaroo.com/aiiJdD6uzeb

Ffs, fine.
https://vocaroo.com/aiiJdD6uzeb

>>4665049
Stop eating fentanyl, dude.

>>4665049
Vusta confirmed robotic trap.

>>4665049
this just sounds like a voice synthesizer set on russian accent

>>4665049
fake but not gay because vusta is female

>>4665049
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKEF AFKAEFAKFEAKFAEKF WOWOWOOWOFWOFOWFEWOF

>>4665049
Maybe Vusta is a trans dude and his voice hasn't dropped and feels uncomfortable being thought of as female. Be kind.

>>4665071
lying is lying.
If you lie or deceive you deserve to be shamed

>>4665072
they should be put in a "shameboxx"

>>4665071
So, Vusta is female

>>4665085
I don't know if Vusta is a trans man or not. Trans men are men though. Fuck off with this transphobic bullshit.

>>4665072
We all just collectively assumed Vusta is male. If he (or they or she, we can't know what vusta's identity is) decides to present as male online that's their business. No one owes you anything, anon.

>>4665049
B-but there are only two genders. Now I want a robot gf (male).

>>4665090

>>4665104
ok ben shapiro

>>4665049
Vusta is...c...cute

Hey don't miss out on what your passin
You're missin the hoota of the funky Buddha
Eluder or the fucked up styles to get wicked
So come on as cypress starts to kick it
Cuz we're like the outlaw stridin
Suckers are hidein
Jump behind the bush when they see me driving
by
Hangin out my window
And my magnum takin out some puto's
Acting kinda loco
I'm just another local
Kid from from the street getting paid for my
vocals
(Be-Real) Here is something you can't understand
(Sen Dog) How I could just kill a man

>>4665049
Real and gay, Vusta confirmed.

We need a dad learning anthology challenge where everyone contributes one informational image of something they learned that year

>>4665152
if you think that would be good then create it.

Whys sugar so depressed?

>>4665173
sucrose withdrawal

>>4665173
They seem fine

>>4665173
the fuck are you even on about. quit namedropping this attention whore and go simp for her off anon in discord

how long will saucy be cutting for?

>>4665213

>end of spring
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHERE DOES THE TIME GO??!!!??

who designs the seasonal badges? I miss the birbs

>>4665269
Pretty sure it's the Banan Man himself

>>4665274
does banana have a big banana?

>>4665280
they don't call him the1banana for nothing

>>4665282
i want that potassium

big dick energy tier when

>>4665285
wolfens is definitely at the top and awetos is at the bottom and everyone else is somewhere in between

>>4665213
Forever, it seems that 1600 isn't even low enough, at this rate I'm either gonna go as low as 1400 or have to start exercising a lot. I don't know how skellies do it

Matt, if you make another goddamn pun on VC, I swear to god I'l come down to your house and gouge your fucking eyes out

>>4665049
That is not Vusta. That is Big Matt.

new thread >>4665401

>>4665382
why does big matt want to convince people vusta is male?