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>> No.4232991

>>4232979
Dad, who's that black woman?

>> No.4233647

>>4232991
That's the family slave, Mrs Nigger

>> No.4233651

>>4232979
I'M GONNA MAKE IT DAD

>> No.4233659

>>4232979
just made $2000 off some YCH auction.

>> No.4233661

>>4232979
Fuck you doing in my house? I disowned you faggots years ago. And who's the black chick? Get the fuck out

>> No.4233672

>>4232979
This picture just proves white people can't cook. You call that a thanksgiving table?

>> No.4233680

>>4232979
Nah, just jacking it to little girls. Say sis, how old is your daughter?

>> No.4233682

>>4232979

Yeah, dad. When you're an old useless faggot that craps his pants, I'll be paying the nurse that wipes your crusty anus with money earned from selling gay furry porn! You would not believe how much those dirty degenerates can pay!!

I bet you feel fucking stupid, mom. I make way more money than you ever did! Well... not that being in the kitchen and blowing dad's limp dick paid much anyways...

>> No.4233683
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4233683

>>4232979
>be yesterday, thanksgiving family get together
>think about bringing my art supplies so I'm not doing nothing the entire time
>decide not to to sacrifice being family clown again
>haven't seen any of them in 2 years due to psychosis
>little baby cousins barely recognise me
>everyone is kind of quiet around me
>they made brandy slush, the exact drink I got into when I was 4 years old
>"well good opportunity to guarantee getting drinks"
>end up getting decently drunk and everyone opens up to me and vice versa
>turns out teenage cousin is trying to be an artist
>we talk the entire day
>end up talking to aunt about my schizo and how she can relate and don't give up trying for disability, she the one who brought it up
>for the first time in a family get together, I'm taking to people the entire time
>nobody is laughing at me this time, we are conversing as equals, people seem to care, everyone is respectful, the only one who was rude was my own mother making fun of my illness, which my aunt shuts down

I'm kind of scared and I feel empowered, it was nice and all but this seems so out of place for most of them
maybe they were ruder but I was drunk?
it was just as lively as all other family get togethers

>> No.4233707

>>4233683
It's all a trap, anon. It's a one time thing. Don't fall for it. It's not that great.

>> No.4233715

>>4233683
this >>4233707, beware

>> No.4233717

you guys need to work on your jokes.

>> No.4233720

>>4233717
Okay I'll do you one better.
Your sex life

>> No.4233721

>>4233717
you need to work on your art.

>> No.4233725

>>4233683
God imagine being a woman.

>>4233680
JEJ

>> No.4233756

>>4233725
I'm not a woman

>> No.4233785

>>4232979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSDmo-gJ8XY

>> No.4233790

>>4232979
"Yeah! I just made 30 dollars on another risque furry commission!"