/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>phone screenshot
>generic soulless design
>lots of useless space, with buzzword gay corpospeak such as "discover" or "control X"
>le beta
Nothingburger, an artist should be able to think outside of the box instead of making his own identical box.

Read up to page 26.

Sometimes there is some creative ambition, like in this page >>6709916
But it's all pointless if you are not drawing well. There is a difference between drawing realistic/complex forms and just dominating a simple, yet appealing style.
The latter is way easier to attain and you should try to.

Story-wise, there is no story, this is a glorified blog about your nothingburger and unoriginal life. The unfiltered honesty through the autism prism isn't a problem in and of itself, but truth is no one has any reason to care about your life story, this comic is pointless.

Your self-absorption is the reason why you have no friends, no art skill and no story to tell.
And I'm not saying that as a HAHA, GOTCHU!, this is what your comic is telling me.

If instead of caring so much about yourself you cared about the world around you and its possibilities, generating new and creative things, people would pay attention to you and you wouldn't have to be a full-time self-fellating coping artist.

Sort out your life goals.

>Like is writing worthless?
If this is how you express yourself in written form, yes.

But nothing is stopping you from being equally amateurish with drawing and have fun.

>>6566289
>Are these things even that good?
Not at all, they don't add any "new buttons" to your computer, they just work as proxy keyboard keys.

Which is really fucking lame if you ask me, I think they should be independent buttons, like a USB controller that gets recognized by an emulator/game and you can assign things to it without messing with your keyboard.

But this would reduce compatibility, as each different program would have to be compatible with the controllers, so devs and manufacturers don't want to deal with it.

>ban /lsg/
Do women really?

I'm ok with all these containment threads, there's one for fags, one for dogfuckers, one for pedos, one for coomers...

>one for coomers
Okay, I meant to say 10000 for coomers.
We need to address the amount of braindead niggers who only think about balloon-titty anime girls all day long.

I don't know what is the solution, but probably something like /pol/, where you can post NSFW pics, but if your post is deemed as "posting porn just to draw attention", you get the hammer.

Have you tried using tags?

>>6077077
Oscar Wilde is retarded, a flower is useful for a plant to reproduce, so the metaphor doesn't even work.

>I want very specific critique, but I will say nothing specific about my generic art

>>4989560
Don't be so anal my man.

>>4988992
Then does having sex with a midget or with an adult woman that looks very young or has an underdeveloped body ie. small breasts and low height, make you a pedo?
Does masturbating to the thought of having sex with someone, a rapist, since you didn't go through the scene where you courted the person and asked for consent?
Is watching porn rape?
Are thoughtcrimes real?

>>4846314
>muh popularity
>muh follower counts
>muh reputation
>abloo bloo bloo!
Boofuckinghoo.

>>4730927
When I do it it's "messy", "unpolished", "insecure line", "lack of understanding", but when Nicolaides does it, it's "better than manga".

Fuck you.

>>4566689
Girl on the right is holding a small sausage next to her mouth.

>>4566698
Tony's belly is hollow and full of giant maggot eggs.

>>4567167
Boring uninspired design.

>>4566680
>>4566698
>>4567185
How can you add hair to an already covered-in-fur creature? These aren't even bristles.
Whoever drew this believes tony is a human in body paint and should probably get hunted down by the Tony Porn Association.

>>4270198
>I tried doing that but the volume of thoroughly unskilled candidates made it hard to find what I was looking for
>$20-$40 per a bust shot like this one

>>4264515
It was a side hustle that ruined my incentive to create any meaningful art. It lacked soul and was only there to satisfy the needs of cumbrains. Their needs are extremely short-lived - and knowing this I exploited it. The work would sometimes pay. Emphasis on sometimes, as you would have people that would stay and follow your work meanwhile most cumbrains are just there to fap and are usually filled with hedonistic thought, aggression, and chemical imbalances. Honestly I feel like a terrible person for wasting that portion of my life - as well as using people who should be out improving their lives rather than spending money on "WG/vore image sequence #105". I had a lot of people commission absolutely disgusting /d/ tier fetishes too.
Also - probably the worst mistake I made which I will never repeat is making a Discord. I thought I had it bad on deviantART when random cumbrains would just message me wanting to talk to me about how much they wanted to get to know me and cool they thought I was - Discord is far, far worse. No, I don't care if you're bored right now. I don't care what fun ideas you have for a commission if you can't cover the costs. Your old OCs look terrible and I don't want to draw them for free because we're "friends", and no I don't want to read your six page lore-building story for your OC. Stop it.

>>4256895
Too little space between her nose and mouth, plus it'the mouth/chin relationship makes it look like she's protruding her chin forward while folding her lips backwards like old men with no teeth.

>>4215286
did you just drew a imaginary little girl... naked?
im calling the police

Why would I draw a drawing of a smoothed-out photography?

>>4114151
You know what would really spike up the podcast Proko?
Anything. Proko is as bland as it gets, fortunately Marshall manages to carry the show on his shoulders.

Well, Proko does have an important role as being the host (Marshall can feel more at ease as a guest) and saying dumb shit to phase out Marshall so he gets some insights to get the conversation moving; otherwise he'd talk about how to make a line for 8 hours. I would watch it,, but it would be a commercial failure and he wouldn't be able to continue.

>>4055967
>anime tiddies dont sell on deviantart, it gets banned
Have you even been around DA lately? Everyone and their mothers shillin their patreon with anime tiddie pinup #41843184
There is a mature filter which when turned on doesn't show any image that has been either chosen by the uploader to be of mature content or has been reported and confirmed as mature.
But you can just upload tiddies as rated E and nobody gives a shit.
>fetish shit doesn't count as porn
>An artsite must be a degenerate shithole or nobody will give a shit
Nuclear holocaust it is then

>>4052454
>"im autistic and retarted"
because you draw and post anime tiddies for your own enjoyment and not because you're a filthy degenerate e-begging for money from other fithy degenerate?
I highly doubt that, normiescum

>>4050727
work on your memetics, Anon

>>4046188
>Let comics die, the deserve to die at this point,
yes
>manga is already outselling them in the west.
>implying it won't meet the same end
Stop believing Japan is the holy grail of culture and entertainment.
They're even more fucked up than the west. They just don't screech about it 24/7 throughout the interweb and the news like in the west.

Another artist skipping ear day, how surprising.