/g/ - Technology

>>71257391
oh look it's the iWhore

>>71257391

>>71257391
Always amazes me how she's able to do the female version of onionsface

fart confirmed

>>71257391
>iJUST spammer back at it

Obligatory "when women take pictures" picture

I fucking hate 29 out of 30 women so much
>>71257594
based

3 shekels have been deposited in your account

Based dani daniels.

>>71257513
>female version

>>71257391
Don't waste your time, it's just iToddlers BTFO posts then BASED samefagged 10 times in every thread. The vast majority of people here circlejerk over 10-year-old laptops and genuinely have no interest in *NEW* technology.

If a thread mentions USB-C people start sperging out because their device only has USB-A ports. If a laptop has a screen resolution over 1080p it's redundant. New GPU and CPU tech are for faggots and gaymers.

This board is the technology board for those who want to stay in the past, it's quite the oxymoron. Apple try to constantly innovate for better or worse, which is the majority of this boards biggest fear.

>>71257700
>If a thread mentions USB-C people start sperging out because their device only has USB-A ports.
lol yeah this place is full of jobless creeps who think their 10 year old Thinkpad should last them until they die.

>>71257700
seething

Apple viral marketing on /g/ has gone from irritating to fucking pathetic. 4chan admins seriously need to block ALL traffic from Microsoft, Apple, Google, etc owned IP addresses to prevent this shit.

>>71257391
look at all the blainy guys flom china in the backglound
Ah rook they want six thousard dorrar, Where we get six thousarrrrd dorrar appre most be klaizy

>>71257391
You're right. It's not for people who browse /g/, because people who browse /g/ tend to have (although newfags will always exist) a certain level of technical competence. Apple hardware exists for people who are intimidated by assembling a desktop, but too poor to buy truly enterprise grade hardware. These people need an operating system that holds their hand, hardware that is not expected to be user serviced, and most of all a purely fashion appeal to other "creators". The new Mac Pro is for people who make a living taking pictures of their food, posting it to Instagram from their iPhone, and editing videos of themselves eating food. Celebrity democratized, "creators" are a million tiny Paris Hiltons all competing for a few seconds of your attention.

Apple exists for them.

>>71257391
Yeah its for retarded people who could do the same job but with a very well built pc for the half of the price but choose to burn a lot of money to buy a Ishit products.
Also, Apple consumers have big problem when their shit brokes. They cant find a good place to fix them because apple refuse to fix their products and ask to buy a new one instead

Sage and report commercial spam.

>>71257391

>>71257737
>Apple marketing on /g/ of all places
There is absolutely 0% chance that Apple of all companies would advertise on this board. They are overpriced and even their cheapest computers are still expensive. Considering the /g/ demographic, it's like advertising lambos in Gambia

>>71257700
>muh USB-C
???
My X370 board has USB-C and I'm pretty sure many others have it too. Even my cheap Dell laptop has USB-C.

>>71257785
Go away, paid Apple shill, you're not fooling anyone.

>>71257391

>>71257391
>implying that thot is a creator.
wew lad nice bait

>>71257391
>8 core xeon
>32gb ram
>RX 580
>256gb SSD
>1500$ worth of components
>sold at 6000$
I mean, you need to be -20IQ ultra normie level of retardation to not smell the horrible deal this is

>>71257700
With the term “innovation” there comes the implication of being better which Apple hasn’t done besides having a killer screen and god tier trackpad. In literally every other aspect of computing they’ve fumbled the bag you brainlet.

Don't flatter yourself.

>>71257811
lol salty fag

>>71257391
rofl

>>71257785
>there is no way anyone would shill on 4chan, the second or third largest english language forum in the world
I've been hearing this since 2010 and despite documented cases of exactly that happening. Consider how fucking cheap paying a couple college grads to spam /g/ is, compared to the "ad impressions" each post generates. It's easily worth it, cheaper than a billboard.

>>71257798
Think about this: why would a company producing top-of-the-line computers for their demographic composed of world-class artists and CEOs, spend money on advertising on an underground internet forum filled with jobless incels?

Oh that's right, they wouldn't spend money on this place.

OH NO OH NONONO

>>71257820
"For better or worse"
Innovation(from the Oxford Dictionary):
A new method, idea, product, etc.

Now reread it and think about why you're wrong.

>>71257839
>their demographic composed of world-class artists and CEOs
You really have no concept of money, do you? Even the poorest poorfags use iPhones. It's conspicuous consumption, same reason niggers leased Escalades in the mid aughts. Why wouldn't Apple spend less money than a single billboard to flood advertisements on the second or third largest english language tech forum? If you can't do that math you have no business insulting anyone else. Even a burger flipper like yourself knows that.

>>71257452
She's the one that appeared with a gay black guy in an iBook video, right?

>>71257864
"For better or worse" implies Apple has done anything that is both new and better since Steve Jobs died. Name one example. A single good decision Apple has made since 2011. Just one.

This is the same Apple that unironically released an "iPhone XS". A fucking GTA parody of Apple made real.

>>71257815
but does it run facebook, twitter and instagram?

>>71257838
>Apple would risk their reputation by advertising on /g/, part of 4chan which is a fucking disaster in the eyes of the media
There is no way, even if it costs almost nothing, that they would advertise here. The potential return on the advertising would be pathetic, but the real issue is that if it leaked they could be affiliated with racism, alt right, all the stuff companies don't want to be touching with a fucking barge pole.

I see fanboy posts regarding apple here as well. 2 reasons that I can think of, 1 is bait. The other is a response to the fervent hate that apple gets here. As much as they deserve a lot of it, some of the posts here complaining about them are just absurd and wrong. personal opinion, but that's my guess

>>71257391
no god damn it . apple finally did it. they are making the apple watch useful. they have a menstration calendar . now you will know why and when your gf / wife/ female coworker / god forbid your boss is bitchy and can show them the proofs that you know why and maybe even fuck with their heads during that time of the month. i know some will use this great tool for evil and manipulate their step daughters into anal sex but most people will just use it to screw with their spouse

>>71257896
This isn't an Instagram machine, this is a machine for having your illegal Mexican editor put together "professional" videos of you eating sandwhiches. To then post on Instagram.

>>71257864
Defending an 8 core $6000 machine sure is a weird hill to die on.

>>71257909
You are either the stupidest fucking person in the world, or making a really fucking good attempt at it.

>Apple would never risk their reputation advertising on /g/
That's why it's shills. Not a banner ad. Shills are completely deniable. As evidenced by your own retarded ass denying the possibility any such shills could ever exist. Do you understand that much? It's not fucking hard.

>>71257815
And where in your your triple digit IQ did you factor in depreciation?

>>71257889
"better"
See there you go again. You haven't learned anything. I want you to read it again.

>>71257919
>"Just wait for the next hill! It'll be 10% better than this hill!"
You Hillfags are the worst. No, I need to die NOW.

>>71257872
as of 2010+9 it's the 8th most popular forum.

>>71257919
That description -literally- proves me right. I hope that you uploaded that by accident.

>>71257932
I can see why an iMachine consumer like yourself would consider a computer to be a fixed asset. You've never actually opened one. Fun fact: a custom built desktop PC lasts forever. Not with all it's original parts, but Ship of Theseus style. Need more space? Replace or add hard drives. Time for more RAM? Buy more RAM. PSU stays the same, case stays the same, everything compatible with your new component will always stay the same. The closest thing to a total replacement on a regular desktop is the motherboard, which usually means you're replacing the CPU and RAM as well.

>>71257943
No, you idiot. You're the one who can't read. You said "for better or worse", but Apple is only capable of worse. The fact you literally can't name a single good thing Apple has done in almost a decade is insane. How do you defend them? Are you not actually aware of your inability to name anything good they've done?

>>71257956
It literally proves you wring you fucking pseud. Fucking read it, then actually consider my what you're defending.
>better solutions
>better
And yet you refuse to name a single improvement Apple has made to anything in almost ten fucking years.

>>71257965

>>71257927
How do you think Apple hires these magical shills? Drops a shekel into a cup of Palestinian's blood and whispers the magic words, and suddenly shills are advertising with no trace whatsoever?

Denying it after the media latches on still damages the brand. Hardly worth taking the risk at all for the potential of absolutely minimal sales. You need to think more rationally about these fantasies.

>>71257700
Fuck off, OP.

>>71258050
>How do you think Apple hires these magical shills?
What part of "pay a couple Indians 50 cents and have them sign an NDA" sounds particularly magical to you? And if they go public, who would believe them? They're Indians shitposting on 4chan. You're either overthinking this to an almost paranoid extreme, or just not quite smart enough to make basic connections.

>>71258050
>How do you think Apple hires these magical shills? Drops a shekel into a cup of Palestinian's blood and whispers the magic words, and suddenly shills are advertising with no trace whatsoever?

>Denying it after the media latches on still damages the brand. Hardly worth taking the risk at all for the potential of absolutely minimal sales. You need to think more rationally about these fantasies.

I can't tell if you're naive and ignorant or just underage

There's all sorts of sites where a anonymous user can "hire" people to post whatever on whatever social media for pennies, or to share a post, retweet, follow etc

That's the easiest anon method, but if you bother to google, throughout the years all sorts of "scandals" have come out about paid shills, even by governments, and nobody cared

>>71258003
This is the best picture to describe itoddlers.

>>71258107
I'm sort of tempted to spend $5 on a couple shills to spam some specific word all across /g/. If I can do it, and Apple can't, then surely I'm richer and more powerful than Apple.

>>71258120
I always thought this one was way better.

>>71257972
>>71257992
Since you both need some extra support, I'll help you out. For a start, the point you're making clearly says 'often' and not 'always'. You should learn the difference between these two words. That's your homework.

Since you can't grasp it, the reason I have avoided listing specific products which I think class as 'innovative' or even 'better' (it seems like this word is one that you actually understand so let's focus on that for now) is that personal, subjective opinion can argue otherwise. This leads to 10 posts back and forth about why something is or isn't 'better'.

How about the Apple watch. I won't answer back and forth for more than a couple of replies specifically about the apple watch. From general opinion and sales figures, this was a 'better' smartwatch than what was already on the market.

>>71258143
I'm so glad this is not my family.

You just fell for the trap.

>>71257972
No you idiot, I mean depreciation as a pre-tax expense.
Fun fact: professional computers can be really easily written off bit by bit from your taxes. Custom PCs and parts can too, they're just more often denied.
Basically if you can take advantage of depreciation, you aren't even really paying for your computer. Just the upfront cost then you get that value back over the years because it reduces your taxes.
The real triple digit IQ thing is realising there is a cost to this process because eof the time value of money. The tax benefit is not returned to you with any interest so that $6000 now is worth a little more than the $6000 returned to you bit by bit over 3 years

>>71257932
buy the components used and never take the loss ;)

>>71258192
Okay, I see what you're saying now. It's retarded, but the retardation is borne of the tax system and not you.

>creator
Yeah making clickbait shill videos is such an important job for the world.

>>71258105
>>71258107
The fact that you think apple are using anonymous emails to get in touch with Indian shills to target an imageboard that not only isn't at all their target demographic but is actually a media risk says a lot.

It's equally, no, much more believable that the 'iToddlers BTFO' posts, which are in almost every single thread on this board every single day, are actually made by shills working for microsoft, google and lenovo. If you can't see the parallel then you're not worth any more 'you's

>>71257838
There have been AMD/intel shill threads on-the-hour for years, and you never picked up how to tell the difference? That's ...scary.

>>71257872
If apple did spend money to advertise here, why would they do it in the guise of lazy, meme-based hot takes trashing their brand? Are they hoping a movie producer lurking here is gonna suddenly go, "wow, i should pick up a couple hundred of those for my boys!" just from seeing "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"?

Of course not. The intention is clearly to make apple look out of touch by pretending this shit is par with an iMac. Brand gains negative association, soon even the poorest poorfags won't want iphones.
There's absolutely shilling going on, but it's not by apple.

>>71257391

>>71258218
Yeah, this is also why Intel keeps selling shit loads of xeons despite them being like 5 times the price and only 10% faster than AMD in specific workloads. Businesses only care that it's faster and they were going to depreciate the costs anyway so perf/$ is really irrelevant in the business market

>>71258227
again you have no idea how PR works

>The fact that you think apple
it wouldn't be cupertino apple, but some marketing personality hiring some small fish that then would use websites (there's 10s) where you can post requests (clicks/follows/etc) anonymously
I used this for twitter:
http://shareyt.com/services.php?buy=social-bookmarking couple years ago and some others

>are using anonymous emails to get in touch with Indian shills to target an imageboard that not only isn't at all their target demographic but is actually a media risk says a lot.
*eyeroll*

>It's equally, no, much more believable that the 'iToddlers BTFO' posts, which are in almost every single thread on this board every single day, are actually made by shills working for microsoft, google and lenovo. If you can't see the parallel then
yea... no

>you're not worth any more 'you's
you weren't worthy of any (you) massive ifaggot, we were just discussing a topic u qweer

>>71257452
so is so sexy with the pusy

>>71257872
>/g/
>second or third largest english language tech forum
... what?

>>71258365
>yea... no
Deluded, I'd say.

>>71258452
Lol

>>71257836
LEL CAME HERE FOR THIS

>>71257838
Why would anyone shill technology on a South African cat breeding website?

More like for pro graters.
*dab*

>>71257391
When you say "PRO CREATORS"
Are you talking about the graphics design majors who suck their way into a salary job?
Where all the work they do for that money is make the company lanyards and "design" new logos?

Because I've worked at a few places that have hired someone exactly for that.
And I'm forced to believe that many, many companies have a dedicated "PRO CREATOR" who is paid to do exactly what I described and nothing else.

DUB DUB

i think it's for companies who want to produce content but figure expensive equipment is cheaper than paying for people to build cheaper equipment (and then pay the people to upkeep said equipment)

She just posted her Mac Pro video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOUTwcdUKKk

>>71257391
>implying anybody on /g/ is a actual, independent, successful creator like iJustine.

>independent
since when? getting special access and NWH before others implies she is actually a product placement by apple nothing independent about that
>successfull
thats why her team shills her shit here?
>creator
LOL

>>71257718
Why shouldn’t it? Is text editing going to become significantly more resource intensive in the coming decades? Is html browsing?
Even the market knows we don’t need any more from out laptops. That’s why laptops are only getting thinner, power efficient and (((higher res))). We don’t really need anything else from them.

The absolute state of apple fans

>>71260494
>>creator
CREATOR

OF SHIT LMAO

>>71257391
It will fail like the previous ones and we won't hear about it for 5 years.
Mac pro has no niche market and if a mac pro is used somewhere, it's out of habit for macOS tools, nothing else.
No pro do rendering on this and you'd use something with cuda instead to reduce times by 10.
If your company can afford a 30k mac then you can deal with nvidia to get a custom dgx station.

>>71260502
>Why shouldn’t it?
typical /g/ childish behavior. just get a job and buy new hardware. it's not that hard o get a new computer every decade.

>>71257782
>>71257836
Is the drawn version based on the girl in the OP? It's exactly the same expression.

>>71260548
>resorting to an ad hominem rather than addressing the argument
>childish

The Mac Pro is amazing. I can see this machine making it to Pixar, Disney and all the power creators.

>>71260569

you'll see it in your drug dealer's house, that's for sure

>>71260569
>the power creators
POWER CREATORS LIKE IJUSTINE

POWERFULLY CREATING SHIT LMAO

DOO DOO

>>71260569
>/me still replies to the bait
they use server farms...

>>71260632
Don't trick me I work for a company where we provide apple servers
Apple refuses to accept that servers are a thing, so we have to use their most expensive desktops and download the server app onto them manually.

Does any media that ijustine produces even justify using the imac pro?

How many of her subscribers even watch her content in HDR or a resolution higher than 1080p?

>>71260569
>The Mac Pro is amazing. I can see this machine making it to Pixar, Disney and all the power creators.
Except they use dell pc with centos.
They render things on a server farm.
The vfx industry is 99% linux 1% windows and 0% mac.

>>71260672
IJUSTINE IS A GIRL MEANING SHES RETARDED AND SHOULD GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN

DONT WORRY ABOUT IT

>>71257391

She needs to crop her pictures, the old mac probably didn't have the power to enable her, maybe the new one will.

>>71260494
it amazes me that this place lets her shill so much
yet if you post a wrong picture you get banned

>>71257391
worst usage of "implying". learn English or kys

>>71257391
Truth.


This is how I know, and everyone who is successful knows, that /g/ and the windows/android/chinkshit crowd are low-paid, uneducated, seething, poorfags. You all whinge and whine about investing money in quality equipment, software, and businesses which is why you are all mexican-tier tradesmen and the left is rich as fuck.

I will order a NEW, $10k Mac Pro, the $1000 stand, and the new $5k monitor the second it goes live. You know why? It's a GREAT price. Apple's new equipment costs a fraction of what other PROFESSIONAL equipment costs. But you white niggers wouldn't know a thing about being professional would you with your "BASED" jobs jerking each other's tiny cocks installing air conditioners or doing construction?

It's for these reasons that white men are powerless slaves to jews. You get caught up in pointless memery and minutiae constantly, rather than invest your money wisely in things you can use to create great content and build new businesses. Now I wonder, how much crying did you do when you pissed tens of thousands of dollars away on stupid mods for your trucks, mustangs, boats, gaming PCs, and more guns and accessories than you cowards could ever use? Oh yes, that wasn't an issue...But investing in real business-grade equipment, suddenly it's a problem? Of course. And that $1000 stand? That is a bargain given the quality. As if I'm going to strap a $5k display to some piece of shit from Amazon that cost $29. Dumb white niggers. As for money? I'll pull down 2.5 million this year easily while working in a high-growth, high-power industry. And when you come over to my house to fix my AC, don't give me any lip and leave your stupid MAGA hat in your beat up work truck ALONG WITH YOUR PRIDE.

tldr: white men are niggers who don't know how to spend their money wisely or invest is great equipment and build businesses.

>>71260971
I have a Samsung Galaxy S8+
My thinkpad is worth om the $1000s and idgaf avout freedom shit.
My highest educarion is masters degree.

The same kind of faggots exist at university too. Old ThinkPad, chink shit.

Face it. /g/ is in general unintelligent and there is a reason I just browse rarely for laughs

>>71257880
at least gay black guy has a brain

The girl in your pic goes by the nickname Rachel Cavalli. She’s an adult video actress.

Just like poorfags complaining they'd never buy a Bugatti when it was never ment to be destined to them.

>>71260706
Pixar was literally there with the entire set of Toy Story 4 running on a single Mac Pro as a Hydra plugin for Maya, it could scale from a complete set overview to tiny details inside houses, seamlessly. You dumb fucking nigger.

>>71260502
A perfect example of the /g/ mentality on technology. Hate that tech moves forward and think that the only use case for a laptop is using vim or emacs to edit light text. You do realise how much faster cpus have gotten in the last 10 years?

>>71261302
pixar was literally not making toy story there though you aspie cockmongler.

No. It's legitimately ugly
I mean it's not that much more expensive than other top-end desktops, but I can't stand the cheesegrater-look And the fucking stand for $999 lmao

looks like the X570 platform isn't so pricey anymore.

>Seriously using an 8-core in the flagship Workstation?

This is ridiculous.

>>71261508
>turbo boosts to 64 core

macOS is a failure of a system. You have a computer that supposedly should be able to do anything for that price. Anything. A ny thing. And yet it's heavily limited by that absurd OS. In order to do more than editing videos (which you can do with a laptop that costs 8 times less) you need to dual boot into Windows.

>>71258003
Hopefully the faggot got lost in a dangerous part of town on that thing.

>>71260474
Is she dead yet?

>throttling housefire-inducing computer with outdated components
>for experts
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

>>71257752
What was the purpose of this post?

>>71261302
>Toy Story 4
>Pixar
>Mac Pro
Awesome, bro!

>>71261690
To malign chinks. Fuck chopsticks.

>>71260557
No, it's just a very common expression.

>>71257391
So what you're saying is that the price matches the target audiences' wallets, not the actual worth?

Okay, I'll accept that.

>>71257855
>(Freezer)
by freezer they meant cooling device ?

>>71257391
What's wrong with her teeth? That's not a natural color, they look fake af.

>>71257391

>>71257391
6+ thousand dollars for a god damned computer?!!!??

no way, i will keep my old dell optiplex i bought on craigslist for 200 and run linux on it,

i want to own a computer, i dont want a computer to own me

>>71260971
that one portuguese dude who attempts to troll 4channel with low class bait. here's the (you) you're looking for.

t. portuguese dude as well

>>71261985
There exists things betwixt

>>71258192
>Spend 6k for something that costs 1.5k
>look, I got to pay $500 less taxes due to the depreciation! Look how smart I am!

>>71261862
>What's wrong with her teeth?
They are white. Try brushing yours.

>>71262022
Our education system is defunct, the post.

>>71262039
Don't be too harsh to yourself

>>71257391
>annihilates your keyboard

>>71262022
In some cases it's either give 6K to the taxman or blow it on something nice while calling it a business expense. Lowering your apparent profit can also change your tax bracket.

>>71258003
how the fuck do you ride that?

>>71257391
>imagine posing in front of a cheese grater

>>71262110
first you have to dilate then spread your manpussy over the fingleclonker, the rest is pretty straightforward

>>71257391
great OP post but terrible replies ITT

>>71262079
That's not how tax brackets work

>>71262120
Can confirm, my thinkpad is 9 years old and had zero issues with it so far.

For everyone shitting on the price of the display, read this first.

https://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/apple-pro-display-xdr-explained/

>thot
>creator

OP IS A FAGGOT

Almost 6 millions subscribers, hard time making 500k views

>>71262260

Honestly that's pretty good.

Most youtubers that I follow have like 25-30k followers and ~1k views.

>>71262260
>hard time making 500k views
Nobody makes that many viewers consistently unless they have way higher sub count.

>>71262132
>straightforward
>straight
No it isn't.

>>71261675
No, she said she can't leave this earth until she finishes Portal 2 on her own. She's still here for a while.

>>71257864
>>71257956
>>71258155
>ackchyually

>>71257391
>creating original content.
>unboxing videos

Choose 1.

>content creator
>le funny quirky techtuber number 3456490
>people who just read the spec sheet and complain about the same gimmicks ( notch, bezeless design, foldable displays ecc)

>>71262260
She really needs to go to Korea and get her jaw shaved

>>71261837
It was actually put inside a freezer during the test.

>>71262595
I see nothing wrong here

>>71262524
When you make interesting content that actually interests your subscribers, who subcribed to your channel to not miss your content, most of them will watch your stuff.
Just putting out the first example I find.

>>71262737
will he take apart the new macbook pro?
>>71262658

>>71262737
>bending phones over and over
>media posts whenever he bends a phone

iJustine does way more than that in her videos.

>>71262758
Two of the 4 videos in that screencap are actual teardowns, you fag.

>>71262779
>breaking a phone to see the insides
wow even a nigger could do that

>>71262790
Time to start your channel and get those YTbuxx then.

>>71260474
Apple seems like some kind of a cult with their lunatics.

>>71257391
>iJustine
Stopped reading there. Why is this whore still around? Isn't she is enough to be a grandma by now?

>>71257880
She also cried over Jobs dying
>like all the nintendo nonces that cried once Iwata died
>none of those people even met Jobs or Iwata

>>71262669
>tfw have the same kind of jaw/chin
>I was planning on going to Japan next year
I am a dude, so it isn't as bad, but should I just jump for a few days there and cut my chin off? I guess I will have to save more money than what I anticipated.

>>71263149
>cut my chin off?
imagine being this gay. do you know how many chinless freaks wish they had a chin?

>>71257391
Imagine sniffing her farts

>Stop pretending this is for you. It's not.
Quite obviously since I'm not a total fool.

Is prosumer or content creator just code for retard?

Why would they pay 5x the price for something marginally better than consumer grade parts?

>>71263149
That depends on your face. But a chin that goes out like hers is ugly even if you are a man. If you have the money, go on

>>71257965
who the fuck would own a pc running windows, over a mac, given the choice

>>71263847
Anyone who values performance

>>71264021
>performance
>muh gaymen
Stop watchin Linus Shill Tips idiot.

>>71257452
What the fuck is that abomination?

That has to be photoshopped

>>71264031
>only gamers need performance
They failed to abort you I see

>>71264062
I literally saying the opposite, retard.

>>71264048
Are you being retarded deliberately? The original is in the first post.

>>71262683
that's one of the least efficient cooling methods for this application

freezers aren't meant to cool something that generates heat

>>71264118
i want to say dont feed the trolls.. but this guy is so good i dont know if he's trolling

>>71257391
I'd fuck her

>>71257452
Did she hit the wall?

>>71257391
> /G/ HATES THE MAC PRO
Nah. Nobody cares about it, but Apple in general is retarded.

>>71257391
>creator
you mean mouthbreather

>>71260474
>imagine being so vain

>>71257391
>Youtube channel. Then she will actually use it

a $5000 Machine for YouTube videos. A diamond studded dildo too?

Oh its a cheese grater.... oh. Empty headed twat

>>71257700
>Apple try to constantly innovate for better or worse, which is the majority of this boards biggest fear.
Their only innovation is finding new ways to get retarded californians to pay 15x market value for a product

>>71262812
>seems

>Bragging about specs that computers had five years ago
>Probably pays a monthly fee for creator suites and updates, and will never actually own the software used

Yikes

>>71257927
Its not shills, its trolls. And they do it because you react to it

>>71262120
>not calling it starcucks
wut

>>71262260
>6 millions
did someone say 6 millions?

>>71257452
>>71257391
christ, women in-front the object meme is real

>>71264118
dumbass, the original (OP) posted a shopped version, I posted the unshopped version

Think Different, fa/g/g/ots
iToddlers let's unite against these poor fucks.

>>71262595
>undressing videos
Now that'd be something

>>71257391
Why are /pol/tards so obsessed with social media "influencers"? It doesnt matter if it is a transparent falseflag thread like this one, or some outright neonazi holocaust denial shit. It's either:

>hey, check out this horrible woman/gay/nigger/trannie/SJW influencer on twitter/youtube
or
>hey, check out this totally redpilled and based neonazi influencer on twitter/youtube

Is this the final form of the zoomer menace?

>>71262062
Fun fact: Turns out, it wasn't actually dust that was the problem. It was heat. The keyboard sits right on top of the hottest part of the laptop which repeatedly heats and cools rapidly. The membranes on the previous keyboards couldn't handle this and would warp and crack, causing the keyboard to be rendered non-functioning even if it were dust free.
That's why the keys that fucked up the most often were in the upper-left of the keyboard, and why canned air would almost never fix anything.

>>71264795
>neonazi influencer on twitter/youtube
Are you retarded?

>>71257391

>>71262110
you sit about the small wheel and put your legs around the big wheel, a nutal open legged possition for the avarage apple consumer

When have Macs EVER been anything but a scam on complete retards?

*schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop*
...
*schlop schlop schlop*

>>71264031
>not realizing compiling and rendering can have massive hardware requirements

>>71264950
E.g. this faggot, or any number of the others constantly spammed on /pol/, you know who they are

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfYbb7nga6-icsFWWgS-kWw

>>71265231
>constantly spammed on /pol/
This is the first time I've seen that channel, and I've been a /pol/ack for 5 years.

>>71257391
I honestly don't know who is the target of these $15000 Macintosh computers. Young creative people are broke. Startups needs funds are there is better ways to allocate funds than overpriced computers. Maybe people working in fashion or marketing who already come from a rich background in megacities like new york, Los Angeles, London etc...

>>71265050
STOP MY FUCKING DOG HAS POLYDIPSIA AND I CAN'T STAND THAT SOUND ANYMORE

>>71264716
Lmao is that fucking chris chan on the left

>>71265339
You have to go back, adolescent
>>>/r/the_donald

>>71265368
Have cat.

>>71265384
>2014
>/r/donald
You need to stay in school, kid.

>>71265339
Why would someone go on the internet and lie? That faggot has been spammed on /pol/ weekly for years..

Anyway, the point is this. I dont care about your fucking fringe ecelebs unless they actually do something lulzy, as it was once said. I get it: women are stupid and we need to fight the jew; etc. That doesnt mean that posting every fucking cunt with a youtube or twitter account makes for fun threads.

The knowledge that there is a generation of nu-anons out there who spend hours every day on twitter and youtube in search of the same weak bait over and over again is depressing.

>>71265450
I don't know what kind of slide threads you exclusively read, but I browsed through the channel, I haven't seen any of them, and I'm on /pol/ every day for a few hours.

>>71258003

>>71257391
>independent, successful creator like iJustine.
Wew lad. Ok, here's your (You).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpGAqjqtGwI
Even DSP did better.

>>71260971
Sure thing, sweetie.

>>71265401
No thanks, I'm not a fag.

>>71257452

>>71260474
Looks like a fuckin’ cheese grater.

I am a simple man. I see iJustine, iUpvote.

>>71264183
Yeah well, as the whole chassies acts as a heatsink it would work quite good in this instance, at least for a while. Also as you can see in the benchmark, the results was greater by quite a lot. This indicates thermal throttling which i think the whole thing was supposed to prove in the first place.

>>71257391
>/g/
>Not being procreators
I am shocked

She just posted her long WWDC video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytmTsh1-pC4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytmTsh1-pC4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytmTsh1-pC4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytmTsh1-pC4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytmTsh1-pC4

>>71257391

>>71262595
>>71257391
She's so masculine... I wouldn't be surprised if she were born as a he

>>71266596
>hiding Granny's hands
Pathetic

>>71261877
Nice photoshoped image on the right, faggot
Here's original

>>71257391
>/G/

>>71257391

You are, in a way, correct.

During the presentation, Apple was touting that the wonder stand allows you to rotate your monitor into "instagram" orientation for pre-post review. This really is directed towards social media vermin.

>>71257391
>Reddit
The post

>>71260557
Its a very old meme

>>71262260
How many guys aged 15-25 who just want to fap to her on occasion? That's why she has 6 million subscribers.

>>71266666
>She's so masculine... I wouldn't be surprised if she were born as a he
Wrong

>>71257391
why does a bait thread get this many replies

>>71257391
wtf. in that photo ijustine looks a lot like a ex-coworker of mine. I wish I had fucked her before I left that job (our store actually got closed down so everyone got let go).

>>71260548
>>71261453
What's the point of an upgrade which was never required?

>>71266999
Look at her face... That's a man's face!

She dropped out of high school and will always make 200x more money than you.
Thoughts?

>>71267969
>that pupper

>>71267969
It's all about how you make it, not how much you make.

>>71267292
Ironic, considering most of the screeching about new laptops comes with „they‘re not upgradable“.

>>71257391
that's a WeirdChamp from me dog

>>71267104
Cool blog bro, got any pix?

>>71268007
This.
>>71267969
There are prostitutes, who dropped out, making more than me. But do I want to get payed for sex?
Answer is simple

>>71267969
you just KNOW she does

>>71264576
If you think it's just Californians that buy those things then you're up for a rude awakening.

>>71267969

>>71267969
I took the SWEAT pledge so I should be making that money any day now

>>71260971
Based and chadpilled.

>>71267969
Based and selfmade.

>>71268594
7.5/10

>>71258227
Shills on damage control

>>71268709
>shilling for pro hardware on a board that worshipps used cumpads and open sores
Makes sense.

>>71268829
>chinktrash manchild fruit toys
>pro hardware

>>71268521
This kid is going places.

>>71268258
They are all honorary californiscum.

>>71263847
i got a macbook pro 2017 for free
i sold it and bought a thinkpad

>>71257391
Am I rite

>>71270083
Not even close. Now post a pic of your chin.

>>71261877
TOPKEK AND SHE TOOK THE CREDIT FOR MOSTLY MALE WORK, SOME MIT GUY

>WOMYN IN TECH
OH NO NONONONO

>>71267969
I'm not going to lie it makes me angry. We've in a society that let's females get millions by doing nothing while people like us are stuck doing monkey work

>>71267969
>IMBLYIGN U KNOW MY MONY

IMPORTANTLY HOW SHE MAKES IT
LITERALLY A BRAINLET SHILL, UNBOX BIMBO, IVANNA WHITE

BUT ACTUALLY ITS QUITE HONEST AND IN KEEPING WITH THE NATURE OF FEM*OIDS
SEXUAL OBJECTS FOR THE MALE GAZE :^)

>>71270769
You sound like a maladjusted person who is just jealous that she can charge other people to look at her vaginal discharge in her panties. She didn't create the beauty standards, she abided by them and monetized her sex appeal and is being rewarded for it.

>>71257700
kek based

>>71257391

>for actual pro creators
>procreators

literal fuckboys

Apple key market gays and women are switching to chink brands or Samsung it's over ..

>>71271042
Disgusting humans pandering to whores and pathetic men.
It has nothing to do with money, its morality and responsibility. Every side of the coin involved is disgusting.
People like you baffle me, you reach to immeasurable heights to justify behaviour that is *obviously* bad to *anyone* who can see it and the justification is that the person is just existing in the society/world and playing that game.
Playing an awful game, a game that allows women to become useless and invalidated and allows men to become pathetic and weak, meagre even.

It absolutely astounds me that you can possibly think that disgust is born from jealousy. Its not even disgust, its despair and disappointment towards both the men and women involved.
If you are a man paying for some girls nudes then you need to seriously re evaluate your life, there is a litany of problems there.

People exist for a fraction of time and think that they can revamp the morality of the past and replace it with hedonism under the guise of freedom. Tragic, awful, makes me very very happy to be where, how and with who I am.

Why don't "creators" just buy processing power when they need to render? Surely it would cost less

>>71267969
That dog is used to that. How many times has he licked that girls ass or plowed her?

>>71265883
Someone post the /g/ version of this please

>>71270083
i can't explain why i'm laffin so hard at this.

>>71260474
wow they announced a steel battalion sequel for it? Now that's actual news.

>>71257391
what pornstar looks the most like her? I want to test a theory...

>>71271975
see
>>71257636

>>71257754
Slow clapping for based anon

>>71268521
Poor doggo wants to end it all now.

She prob has beef curtains.

>>71257513
>female version

>>71260557
this is a very old meme dipshit

Ok, so this is the generic response Apple shills will spam /g/ with for the next month: this 6k$ computer with a Xeon and a Radeon 580 isn't overpriced, it's just "not for you". Reminder to report.

>>71268145
yes, as soon as your family and everyone you know dies so they don't find out

>>71260502
C R I N G E

>>71257391
This woman has such a punchable face.

>tfw you'll never get to smell her feet after a hard day of work.

>>71261747
Hey. The items are for scale. Men know what those items look like so it's useful information. I'm not just trying to show off my toys. Delete this.

>>71268007
>It's all about how you make it, not how much you make.

only poor people believe this.

>>71257909
>as if they'd every be tracked
Here's that (You) you wanted boss.

>>71262595
>photographed by Austin Hargrave

...isn't that Peanut Butter Gamer's real name?

e

>>71257806
>omg shoes

>>71257855

>>71257700
This retard thinking is why China is taking the phone market

>>71257700
Every time I see this spacing, I get mad.
What's the fucking problem writing your sentences/lines in a more compact matter? That looks absolutely retarded, it reminds me of school essays and their asinine rules.

>>71273438
>This woman has such a punchable face.
That quip is for people who don't have a chin or have weak and annoying facial features.

The best thing about iJustine is the deepfakes.

>>71275525
Reddit spacing but you should control your compulsive disorders

>>71271082
Yeah, but pooftas can't into making babbies.....

>>71273856
No idea.

>>71257754
Getting put into the copypasta file.

>>71275525
It’s called Usenet spacing, you appear to be new to the Internet.

>>71276577
She’s getting that cool wine aunt face.

>>71257391
So it's only for 5 percent of the population? Yikes what a failure

>>71258003
Apple fags summed up in one image

>>71257754
>"creators" are a million tiny Paris Hiltons all competing for a few seconds of your attention
I like you.

I like it.
Even the cheese grater and weird shit proprietary interfaces reminds me of old sgi workstations
Pretty neat hardware and it's nice to see mcm gpus on desktops again

>>71271791

>>71267969
The point of education is self fulfillment and advancement, the commodification of education and turning it in the minds of many into what is simply a variable in an economic equation is one of the worst things to happen since the commodification of housing.

>>71265883

>>71257391
A /g/ thread that's actually right?

>>71266615
Will she demo it?

>>71273808
Of course, I'd never imply something else.

>>71278002
The glock is even more offensive than the fedora tbqh

>>71260557

No, iJustine is likely mimicking the meme

>>71273796
>hard day of work
She sits on her ass and talks all day. hardly sweatworthy work.

>>71275174

He hasn't looked like that for a decade ago, fat bastard lives on McDonalds now and has ballooned.

>>71266615
>courage

>>71278327
>The glock is even more offensive than the fedora tbqh
gay