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Sysadmin Edition

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Had to do some page editing due to missing line breaks. It's much more readable now.

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troll face meme

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>> No.70849650

Is that all in the same language? I'm asking as someone who gets laid.

>> No.70849682

it's english you fat fucking retard

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That kills me anon!!!

>> No.70849694

yeah welcome to java

>> No.70849744

Clearly not sysadmin. And I'm disappointed to see non-yoda conditions.

>> No.70849858

That's not nice, incel.

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>> No.70849913

It would be better without the text

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>> No.70849984

man, all he had to do was type 'history | grep ls' then type !123 (or whatever number it was)

>> No.70850284

>Not searching through history with ^R

>> No.70850370

I'm not a...?

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>> No.70850572

in the stone age...!

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>> No.70850758

>not trueStr = isTrue.toString()
is shit

>> No.70850816

>How do I become a sysadmin?

It's simple. Start out doing helpdesk for a mom and pop, or even join the Geek squad. Study hard for your certifications learning all you can, ideally, your employer pays for your certs. Then, get an entry level net admin job at a medium sized company. Continue learning and absorbing everything. Most importantly gain valuable experience. Then realize that technology changes every 5 years. Your job is really change management. There is no magic anymore in IT. All gadgets are just another marketing gimmick. Management just sees your job as a neccessary evil. Users hate you, you hate the users. Vendors lie and shit all over you. You've become an overweight alcoholic with no future, and, technology just changed again and you have no experience with it. You finally hit your limit when they ask you to take a pay cut and move your office to the basement which you now share with 30 other H1-B workers who barely speak English. You find a check for 10 million dollars and burn the place down. Move to Mexico and kill a bunch of people at a resort by putting strichnine int he quacamole because the server put salt on your margarita and you said NO SALT!

>> No.70851056

>/g/ humor

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>> No.70852188

can i has photobomb of that beard guy on the middle

>> No.70852232

more like
>install arch and i3
>post screenshots on the desktop thread
>copy and paste solutions to your problems off of linux forums

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>> No.70852324

rc-service refrigerator stop
rc-update del refrigerator

>> No.70852439

rc-service niggers kill

>> No.70854193

he said humor not tumblr-level cringe

>> No.70854264

i hate fucking computers so much

>> No.70854292


C:\Users\Tyrone>cd job
System cannot find the path specified.

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>> No.70854335

Fuck these yellow ass comics

>> No.70854397

why is there a stripper in the front.
and why is there only a single negro/poojeet this isn't diverse at all.
does the C++ community even have a code of conduct?

>> No.70854430

That's the tiny amount of intelligence behind the fact that Boolean.toString only takes a primitive value and always return a non-null String.
Although you still could add a null check to the hilarity, you don't want to risk a NPE from that toCharArray().

>> No.70854440

First they came for the diaper fags, and I did not speak out

>> No.70854451

Stop reading manga then.

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>> No.70854582

>0 blacks, 1 indian or arab, but shitton of trannies
So diverse.

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>> No.70854611

patrician who browses multiple 4channel boards simply to lurk "Humor Threads"

/g/ has one of the best, /sp/ and /k/ close second, /fit/ 3rd, /v/ dead last

good day

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I highly recommend /d/'s comedy threads.

>> No.70854664

was billy g actually a good programmer? i assumed he was just the captain

>> No.70854686

i recently realised all these diversity initiatives and so on are just the cheapest way of keeping the mixed nuts away from the product. firing them leads to a risk of PR fuckup, tribunals, wrongful termination etc. so instead just give them all a hugbox to jack off inside of. at the same time this talk was going on, real engineers were talking about real shit

its a just a real life containment board

>> No.70854728

He wrote Windows. So no.

>> No.70855405

>/v/ dead last
To be fair they are usually trash but the odd one usually on weekends will have a comic/manga poster or porn comics that can be quite interesting. Recently they've been spammed with yotsuba but I remember one having a comic called pandemonium or something like that which was really good.

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This is the worse one yet

>> No.70856067

>mix of computer and physical work
Sounds good to me.

>> No.70856072 [DELETED] 

>commie antifa

>> No.70856085 [DELETED] 

me on the bottom

>> No.70856099
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Who the fuck even use plain ls instead of ls -l or simply ll alias.

>> No.70856193

or patrician
of oh-my-zsh for
ls -lAh

>> No.70856245

Just configure zsh yourself.
alias ls="ls --color=auto"
alias l="ls -alh"
alias ll="ls -lh"
alias -g ...='../..'
alias -g ....='../../..'
alias -g .....='../../../..'
alias -g ......='../../../../..'

That's all my aliases.

>> No.70856248

Me on the middle

>> No.70856480

>ls -lAh
this is my ll macro

>> No.70856498

>alias -g ......='../../../../..'

this is retarded

>> No.70856542

you know the science of biology and evolution disproved the bible as myth,

the story of adam & eve is only a myth, they never existed which means eve never ate any forbidden fruit, which means no original sin which means jesus never died on the cross for humanities sins

god is a myth, the bible is fiction and religion is bullshit

>> No.70856561

It's very useful.

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>Just configure zsh
Why in the world would anybody use zsh? It's objectively most slowest shell out there and I am counting bash also in here

>> No.70856659

Well, in most projects you have to write all if expressions in the second format. Makes it much more readable.

>> No.70856735

Objectively safest way of writing this if(true == cond) so compiler would give a warning if you accidentally do if(true = cond) which results less bugs on software. Your project managers are idiots if they don't force that practice

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The only things I care about is:
>fuzzy search, ie. write something and use arrow keys to search history of commands with given predix
>append/remove sudo from current/last command using double Esc press
>robust autocomplete with customizable menu selection
>display git status in prompt

If your shell has all of it and is faster, I'm in. I just don't know any alternatives.

>> No.70856946

oksh has those except customizable menu selection and sudo thing(sudo is for fags anyway just use alias + doas). Then again I would argue that zsh autocomplete is not robust unlike oksh

>> No.70857006

>getting this triggered over a cringy meme

>> No.70857053

>if you point out religion's bullshit you are "triggered"

>> No.70857077

You laughing and that comment made me laugh even harder. fucking kek

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>> No.70857129

>not listing /ck/
yeah you have shit taste nigger

>> No.70857168

Wanna know how I know you’re unemployed?

>> No.70857183

would it be easier for your "enlightened" mind to understand if i just said that no one gives a shit about you or your fedora bullshit when its completely irrelevant to the context of this thread and makes you look like a retarded sperg for going on a trirade over a fucking meme image?

>> No.70857204

*upvotes* Heh, this is so reddit.

>> No.70857258

If the price for diaper fags getting the chamber is me getting the chamber down the line that's a sacrifice I am more than willing to make.

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>> No.70857659

The amount of times I have tried and tried and tried in futility to update java, yet I'm still notified every 30 minutes to update it.

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I'll dump what I have.

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>> No.70857903

>Palm sensors
>Instead of just removing the touchpad in favor of a nub
Terrible concept, would not want.

>> No.70857906

This is what terry davis calls niggerlicious
The first one is best

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My apologies. Don't know what happened there, 4chan X was acting up and inserted that.

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Damn, Windows ME and 2000... those were weird times.

>> No.70858038

>its an example of a PC because there are unlimited choices
fuck lol

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>> No.70858115

i don't get it

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These are all really old. You can probably tell.

>> No.70858153

it would've been faster to just type ls, but as sysadmin he has most of what he needs to do in his history, so he just scrolls through

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This one's as true as ever.

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Wonder if this one actually worked.

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>> No.70858406

/v/ doesn't really have humor threads. Anything good goes to filename threads. /k/ is grossly overrated, they're always 99.99% lying greentext stories that end with OP and the local Sheriff (who is also his drinking buddy) spitroasting a skinwalker over the corpse of a soccer mom.

>> No.70858447

>no driver
my sides are in orbit

>> No.70858448

>Think different

>> No.70858455

Your commit history

>> No.70858472

>with drawings by Christopher Poole

>> No.70858483

Was going to say this.

>> No.70858497

What's the full writing on the car and why would a camera interpret that as SQL?

>> No.70858537

He didn't. He didn't even write DOS.

>> No.70859064

I'm assuming it logs number plates and speeds to the db, but I've never seen that system

>> No.70859115

It's just a joke.

>> No.70859133

based jesus

>> No.70859381
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>> No.70859412

i dont get this, isn't AMDGPU distributed as a tarball one can build and install like any other piece of software?

>> No.70859467

orange man bad

>> No.70859483

>a tarball one
Yep, and an autoinstaller as a .run one too.
It's pretty safe this days to install it (not so safe 4 or 5 years ago).

>> No.70859553

i just use:
aptitude install xserver-xorg-video-amdgpu
for my amd drivers.
and then it just works.

>> No.70859600

If the pay is good seems pretty good.

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>> No.70859618

Dumb furfag kill yourself you dog fucking homo piece of shit cunt

>> No.70859689

aptitude is the best fronted for apt

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>> No.70859770

>was billy g actually a good programmer? i assumed he was just the captain
He wrote Basic interpreter for Altair 8800 in 2 months.
>He didn't. He didn't even write DOS.
He at least reviewed the code and fixed some stuff in DOS. Most likely didn't touch Windows, but parts of his code probably lived until the switch to NT.

>> No.70859841

Is he still acting like a faggot?

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>> No.70859853

Based Herbert

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>> No.70859941

These are low resolution and not low poly shadows

>> No.70860236

this would be much better without the stupid wojak

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I actually like this aesthetic.

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>> No.70860366
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>your father

>> No.70860389

American complaining about SOPA while Europe relaxes how the times have changed, everything else in this image is the same though lol

>> No.70860443

Look up SQL injection attacks

>> No.70860512

Makes easy to work with git repositories and shows the options for most common programs when you type TAB twice.

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>> No.70860823

i thought this was a humor thread not a cringe thread

>> No.70860919

It makes no sense that this produces a uniform sound

>> No.70861449
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is there a punchline in this supposedly humorous picture or did you just want to post an anime girl

>> No.70861492

Spoiler: the pay won't be good

>> No.70861534

>First they came for the diaper fags, and I spoke out by asking the Right Wing Death Squad if they had any vacancies

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>> No.70861659

>all it does is pop up a message saying "is you done yet?" every 10 minutes
>0 assistance options but also the least naggy
Good choice to be honest.

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Overflow this

>> No.70861817

Once again the plebbit retards are going crazy over nothing. They've put shit like assembling furniture in there just so they don't leave anything out. That doesn't mean you're going to be fucking assembling furniture all day.

>> No.70861866

>If only you know how bad things really are
Fuck I came here for kek not to feel

>> No.70861896

That's literally how many consumer interfaces from the 80's and 90's were

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Oh yeah I made an edit for that one.

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Feel free to make your own.

>> No.70862028

that's a big tranny

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>> No.70862327

This has been the least humorous humor thread I've ever had the displeasure of wasting time in.

>> No.70862385

Eh this is my motorcycle

>> No.70862424
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I never asked for this

>> No.70862505

I'm fucking dying

>> No.70862530

commitstrip is like the CAD of programming humor, so unfunny it's painful

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on the internet nobody knows if you're a spider

>> No.70862564

Not bad

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>> No.70862593
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yes very

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>> No.70862636

this nigga looks like chris chan

>> No.70862646

>be me, year 2027
>excited to hear that the new hurd release is the most popular distro
>go to distrowatch
>this can't be...
>Microsoft™Linux™ is now the #1 distro
>Decide to see what Stallman thinks of this on GNU.org
>there's an "in memoriam" banner at the top, Linus Torvaldis and Richard Stallman signed a suicide pact and offed themselves
>with no gnuisance in the way Cody Ehmke sells the linux kernel to MS
>Microsoft™ Linux™ is now the only operating system, as all others need the microsoft kernel to operate
>MS now runs on 90% of computers
>Apple releases modular laptop, all pieces sold seperately
>total flop
>year 2040
>MS now has 100% market share after lobbying to make it illegal to use a depricated os after the fall of Apple
>Microsoft™ Linux™ 2040 January patch is released
>all computers around the world turn on
>massive power demand surges as everything updates
>economy tanks, all markets crash
>all nuclear reactors cannot maintain core temperatures and all factories grind to a halt
>society utterly ravaged
>back to assembler and mainframes
Thanks Bill.

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>> No.70862680

I'm afraid of what's on those

>> No.70862714

what faggot posts this every time.

>> No.70862800

Fucking hell this is true. Whenever you deal with css it always fucks up even if the code is correct. Every fucking time.

>> No.70862840

Severely underrated.

>> No.70862903

>>Apple releases modular laptop, all pieces sold seperately
>>total flop
You got this bit wrong - appil fanbois lap that shit up.

Otherwise it's going in the copypasta file - cheers for the giggle.

>> No.70863106

history | grep ls

>> No.70863126
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Okay, now this is epic.

>> No.70863134

be an excellent programmer, work for multiple companies, internationally. deal at director level. @ the same time, get ripped off by your family, other people. become burnt out. still program but have the UK government telling you to get a job shelf stacking. better programmer than i ever was - fuck this

>> No.70863185

programmers are nothing here
it is a technological backwater, a sink

>> No.70863256

>rockstar programmer

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Enthusiast Navi card to be a Rebranded Radeon VII, if "rumored to offer RTX 2070-like performance" has anything to say about it.


>> No.70863497
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>Textio uses data and machine learning to scan job postings and flag phrases that are likely to repel women. Some are obvious: rock star, Ping-Pong, Nerf gun. But Kieran Snyder, Textio’s co-founder, says that other words can exhibit a subtler masculine bias. Examples include language that is what she calls “turned all the way up”: phrases like hard-driving and crush it as well as superlatives like flawless, relentless, and extremely. The software suggests gender-neutral alternatives.

>> No.70863532

If I saw a job posting that included "rockstar" or "crush it" I'd throw it in the garbage, working for a company whose HR department is fully stocked with retards is a recipe for disaster

>> No.70863608

The formatting tells me this is fake. RMS mails usually come with a max line width.

>> No.70863640

> history | grep ls
> !#

>> No.70863658
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okay, that one is superior to mine

>> No.70863674

is there some album?

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here is the one without animu... are you satisfied now?

>> No.70863718

what does pacman -syu do?
t. windows user
i only know del *.*

>> No.70863746

Is it true that one of the writers was the Dilbert guy?

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>> No.70863869

Breaks your xorg.

>> No.70863951

>Accidentally read the title as "Rumor Thread"

>> No.70864352

or Asian

>> No.70864511

babyfurs are the canary in the coalmine.
once they start disappearing, you'll know it's time to bug out.

>> No.70864520

>slide to unclock

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>> No.70864718

>Dr Pavel Im CIAnigger

>> No.70864752

>be me, year 2027
>excited to hear that the new hurd release is the most popular distro
>go to distrowatch
>this can't be...
>Microsoft™Linux™ is now the #1 distro
>Decide to see what Stallman thinks of this on GNU.org
>there's an "in memoriam" banner at the top, Linus Torvaldis and Richard Stallman signed a suicide pact and offed themselves
>with no gnuisance in the way Cody Ehmke sells the linux kernel to MS
>Microsoft™ Linux™ is now the only operating system, as all others need the microsoft kernel to operate
>MS now runs on 90% of computers
>Apple releases modular laptop, all pieces sold seperately
>great success
>all apple fanboys assemble their laptops
>video encoding bug causes processors to overheat when watching any content longer than 2 hours
>all goyboys are watching avengers 54 on new live movie streaming platform
>suddenly, across the country all of the cheap linings on the cpu modules start to overheat, chink toxins leak everywhere
>suddenly every woke journalist and goyboy on earth dies of fume inhalation
>buzzfeed devastated
>year 2040
>MS now has 100% market share after lobbying to make it illegal to use a depricated os after the fall of Apple
>Microsoft™ Linux™ 2040 January patch is released
>all computers around the world turn on
>massive power demand surges as everything updates
>economy tanks, all markets crash
>all nuclear reactors cannot maintain core temperatures and all factories grind to a halt
>society utterly ravaged
>back to assembler and mainframes
Thanks Bill.

>> No.70864894

>stop treating women like objects
That's terrible advice. No wonder they threw C out of the window

C is nice tho

>> No.70864898

70% of furries surveyed said that they would fuck an animal. Fuck furries.

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>> No.70864921

uhhhh what's your source in that m8

>> No.70864958

can you copyright a no—op?

>> No.70864980

yes, don't steal!!!

>> No.70865001

Bill Gates is decent programmer, he knows how to program.
>i assumed he was just the captain
Steve Jobs was such asshole, doesn't know a fuck about computers, but managed to sell snake oil.
I wish I was the bottom one, I want to send "sir, boob and vageen please".

>> No.70865031

>having nullable types at all

>> No.70865045

> "founded on reason, logic, and objectivity"
/g/ doesn't even know what those words mean

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>> No.70865133

You sound smart. How can I learn to be an elite programmer like yourself?

>> No.70865184

I must have seen this a thousand times and this is the first time I got it.
It's really good.

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>if(true = expr)

>> No.70865237

ctrl-r ls

>> No.70865244

This gave me cancer

>> No.70865376

>Ulrik Munther
What the fuck, kek.

>> No.70865412

This one never fails to amuse me. RMS is a fucking legend.

>> No.70865581

Fucking facts, holy shit

>> No.70865583

what a joke.

arch users dont compile their system LOL

>> No.70865611

alias bhist='cat ~/.bash_history | grep'

this is my most praised alias

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>> No.70865809

this is what i do now. I much prefer it. Having to drop work orders with gruff standoffish facilities workers is the worst. Especially when it comes to doing work in restricted areas, no I just can't give you free access to the server room.

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>> No.70865888

Not kidding, I want this on android

>> No.70865890

not wrong.

>> No.70866074

*tips fedora*

>> No.70866159

He wrote some mad codez back then but realized he's too intelligent for code monkey shits

>> No.70866164

> rm -rf /sin
> touch heart
> touch soul
> ./forgive

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>> No.70866640

>the server put salt on your margarita and you said NO SALT
You must be a shitty sysadmin then.
Clean up your guacamole/config file

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>> No.70867518

>not using deltree



>> No.70867650

the only straight spotted

>> No.70867675

>what is ctrl+r

>> No.70867703

t. gaymer

>> No.70867743

But that's the thing. Users don't care about servers. They care about services. Those services should be stateless so it doesn't matter where they run.

>> No.70867937

>SSL 3.0 encryption
4chan wasn't even here in 1995

>> No.70867958

Those panels are literally back to front.

>> No.70868305

How would Klossy do it?

>> No.70868490

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never post images like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by posting stupid images that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>> No.70868622

I really hope this is pasta, cause it is now!

>> No.70868639

I'm not a furry but I would fuck SOME animals...

>> No.70868685

Jojo part 9 leaked screenshot

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>> No.70868824

you are even more cringe than the religiousfags

>> No.70868879

noob doesn't know substitution

>> No.70868890

>run a cable
>leave a gaping hole in the wall
typical entry level IT cretin behavior. if you can't even clean up after your own mess why do you feel entitled to more responsibility in a higher position?

>> No.70868906
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yes, Christ is a high school guidance counsellor. this is a humor thread, not a cringe thread

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>interested in the web

>> No.70868928

why not just grep -i ~/.bash_history instead?

>> No.70868941

that striation is peak aesthetic. classic.

>> No.70868971

>23 march
o shit is Nef learning LISP?

>> No.70869065

vs 'history | grep -i' ???

>> No.70869083
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literally guy in the drawing

>> No.70869103

Good man, Akagi Red Suns are where it's at.

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>> No.70869136

Second should be a normie office programmer. Third, a danger hair smoothie chugger. And a fourth, pajeet.

>> No.70869254

Jokes on you I went 98->2000 and never knew ME.

>> No.70869266

>let's put all the fags in front to show how progressive we are
I both love and hate the time I live in. Great tech, but horrible society.

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>> No.70869286

Maybe be smart enough to surpass the average normie and you'll get it done?

>> No.70869309

Speed so fast it burnt his hand!

>> No.70869335

Skid marks from all them bits.

>> No.70869349

>me, 1st thing in the morning getting feh up for some muh toime

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>> No.70869585

Skid marks in Oz means he's got shit on his hand...

>> No.70869594

Well, yes.

>> No.70869660

GODDAMNIT why am I looking it /g/ humor from work.

>> No.70869736

Ackchualyyyyyy it's -2

>> No.70869818 [DELETED] 

Just press Ctrl-R

>> No.70869839

>The Unfuckables

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>> No.70870459

I came here to giggle, not fap.

>> No.70870552

that's not /g/ related at all fuck off ben shapiro

>> No.70870613

Today /g/ would be 50% of /pol/ bullshit

>> No.70871157

T. Brainlit

>> No.70871167

>back to assembler and mainframes
And nothing of value was lost

>> No.70871462

It means no stealing, technology looking devices are often stolen by the nigger race in order for personal profit.

>> No.70871737

peak cringe

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