Quantcast
[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / g / ic / jp / lit / sci / tg / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports / report a bug ] [ 4plebs / archived.moe / rbt ]

Due to resource constraints, /g/ and /tg/ will no longer be archived or available. Other archivers continue to archive these boards.Become a Patron!

/g/ - Technology


View post   

[ Toggle deleted replies ]
File: 94 KB, 617x793, 1546317595237.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69261287 No.69261287 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe] [rbt]

Post your favourite moments from our beloved Jewish company and lets laugh. Dumping wojaks/memes also allowed. AMD DRONES UNITE

I'll start.

>release """"new"""" 9th gen chips, it's the exact same chips re-released with the iGPU disabled because the manufacturing is so garbage.

>> No.69261339
File: 91 KB, 400x400, 1546435181465.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69261339

>>69261287
https://www.oregonlive.com/washingtoncounty/2018/11/11-intel-employees-taken-to-hospital-after-report-of-toxic-exposure.html

>> No.69261342

>>69261287
Here
>Multi-core doesn't matter!
>Productivity doesn't matter!
>Price/performance doesn't matter!
>Performance per watt doesn't matter!
>Power usage doesn't matter!
>Temperatures don't matter!
>Soldered dies don't matter!
>Stutters don't matter!
>Streaming doesn't matter!
>Data centers don't matter!
>Locked CPUs don't matter!
>OEMs don't matter!
>Hyperscalers don't matter!
>Upgradeability doesn't matter!
>Anti-competitive business practices don't matter!
>Locked platform features don't matter!
>Synthetic loads don't matter!
>PCI-e lanes don't matter!
>Burnt pins don't matter!
>Heat doesn't matter!
>1771w cooler doesn't matter!
>Server space doesn't matter!
>ECC support doesn't matter!
>Free RAID doesn't matter!
>NVMe RAID doesn't matter!
>StoreMI doesn't matter!
>IPC doesn't matter!
>7nm doesn't matter!
>StoreMI doesn't matter!
>HEDT doesn't matter!
>Stock coolers don't matter!
>Security doesn't matter!
>Games don't always matter!
>Enterprise doesn't matter!
>Hyperthreading doesn't matter!
>VMware doesn't matter!
>MySQL doesn't matter!
>Unix doesn't matter!
>Linux doesn't matter!
>Waffer yields don't matter!
>Benchmarks after full patches don't matter!
>Asian markets don't matter!
>Own fabrics don't matter!
>Chipset lithography doesn't matter!
>Cray doesn't matter!
>Cisco doesn't matter!
>HPE doesn't matter!
>AZURE doesn't matter!
>5nm doesn't matter!
>TDP doesn't matter!
>10nm doesn't matter!
>Cache doesn't matter!
>IGPU doesn't matter!
>PCI-Express 4.0 doesn't matter!
>*NEW* Amazon sales don't matter!
>*NEW* Prime95 AVX doesn't matter!
>*NEW* Custom Foundry Business doesn't matter!

>> No.69261362
File: 223 KB, 811x1024, 1538898908905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69261362

>>69261287

>> No.69261381
File: 305 KB, 554x400, ayyymd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69261381

Any high core multithreaded soldered cpu anons?!

>> No.69261407
File: 36 KB, 311x358, kikeripper.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69261407

>>69261287

>> No.69261426
File: 1018 KB, 1280x960, 15469483974620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69261426

oh no no no no
why is everyone laughing at us, intelbros? STOP IT

>> No.69261462
File: 162 KB, 633x900, 1497020071620.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69261462

>>69261287
The simple but effective wojak
Triggered millions of inteljews

>> No.69261612

>>69261407
delid dis you stupid goy

>> No.69261691

>>69261342
Jesus, the list almost doesn't fit in my monitor. Thankfully, I noticed you got StoreMI twice on the list. You should remove it once.

>> No.69262508

>>69261339
INTEL STUTTERFIRES

>> No.69262621
File: 118 KB, 954x720, intel circumcision tool.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69262621

Gonna dump some shit. Hold on to your butts.

>> No.69262638
File: 510 KB, 1315x794, intel don't overclock.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69262638

>> No.69262651
File: 462 KB, 2083x1405, intel persuasion kit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69262651

>> No.69262658
File: 24 KB, 770x512, intel virtual shekel simulator.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69262658

>> No.69262669
File: 138 KB, 748x900, 1539084715869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69262669

>> No.69262671
File: 34 KB, 680x510, peter north visits intel fabs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69262671

>> No.69262681
File: 102 KB, 524x420, intel launches a new cpu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69262681

>> No.69262697
File: 1019 KB, 1193x1060, rip intel mug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69262697

>> No.69262707
File: 232 KB, 800x449, intel ceo yells at clouds.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69262707

>> No.69262718
File: 628 KB, 1136x792, i9 starter pack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69262718

>> No.69262774
File: 252 KB, 1024x576, 1540062726781.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69262774

>> No.69263206
File: 1.14 MB, 3764x1540, 9900K_user_test.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69263206

>> No.69263219
File: 288 KB, 552x661, 1515411243361.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69263219

STOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP

>> No.69263374

Imagine being so emotionally attached to a fucking consumer electronics company that you post shit like this.

>> No.69263596

>>69262621
just delid + delap it goy lmoa

>> No.69264086

>>69262774
actually saved this one.

>> No.69264106
File: 196 KB, 640x619, 1533277397346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69264106

>>69261287
>Dumping wojaks/memes also allowed
you fucked it up

>> No.69264274
File: 217 KB, 1080x873, 1515252801018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69264274

>> No.69264376
File: 839 KB, 996x588, 1546909331846.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69264376

>> No.69265317
File: 22 KB, 284x177, 1511535175381.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69265317

>>69262774
>103/115C after 10 minutes

>> No.69265621

>>69264376
underrated

>> No.69265903
File: 2.91 MB, 387x432, 1465840802290.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69265903

https://ark.intel.com/products/134898/Intel-Core-i5-9400-Processor-9M-Cache-up-to-4-10-GHz-
https://ark.intel.com/products/190883/Intel-Core-i5-9400F-Processor-9M-Cache-up-to-4-10-GHz-
>IntelĀ® Hyper-Threading Technology: No
>Processor Base Frequency: 2.90 GHz
>6 cores, 6 threads

>> No.69265992

>>69264376
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>All information provided here is subject to change without notice.
>No product can be absolutely secure
>Performance results are based on testing done without the security patches
god I'm almost crying

>> No.69266098

>>69264376
Yikes

>> No.69266103
File: 184 KB, 483x470, 1532759199203.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69266103

>>69265992
and yet no performance numbers were given
I bet they pulled them last minute to save face but forgot to alter the disclaimer

>> No.69266908

>>69266103
Both depressing and also great.

>> No.69266924
File: 2.78 MB, 1920x2160, Intool.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69266924

>> No.69267221
File: 161 KB, 937x581, 1525551728082.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69267221

>>69266924
You should use the non-retarded version of that.

>> No.69267238

>>69266924
>>69267221
I'll never forget that thread

>> No.69267319
File: 18 KB, 342x342, DELID.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
69267319

>>69262621
Why is this thing so overengineered compared to, well, a normal tool?

>> No.69267517

>>69264376
jesus christ intel is dead

>> No.69267558

>>69265992
>No product can be absolutely secure
It can be if you don't sacrifice security to try and stay marginally ahead of competition in perfomance at any cost.

>> No.69267921

>>69264376
the only image this thread needed really.

>> No.69267957

>>69267319
because he's german

>> No.69267998

>>69267957
But the one on my pic related is also his product. Does he suffer from some form of autism that forces him to keep adding things to it?

>> No.69268026

This thread is a good thread

>> No.69268053

>>69267998
>>69267319
Because of the RFID chip on X299 CPUs. If you use the normal delid tool it will come off and the thing won't boot anymore, so the guy had to make a new one. Probably me taking bait but w/e

>>
Name (leave empty)
Comment (leave empty)
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Password [?]Password used for file deletion.
Captcha
Action