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>apple so desperate to get people to watch those atrociously bad shows it produced like planet of the apps, it's now spamming itoddlers with notifications to get views

LMAO

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>>69015792
iTODDLERS BTFO

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>>69015830
based

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Apple is officially dead

>> No.69015914

>>69015830
based

>> No.69015952

>>69015830
beard and reindeer

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>>69015830
based

>> No.69015971

>>69015864
Apple died with Steve Jobs.

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>>69015864
OOF

>> No.69015992

>>69015971
Twice!

>> No.69016092

>>69015830
cringe desu

>> No.69017067

>>69016092
>t. itoddler

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>>69015830
Here it is the best time of the day

>> No.69017492

>>69015971
This.

>> No.69017497

>>69015792
>I buy iPhones because they dont have ads in the operating syst...

>> No.69017514

>>69015792

I haven't gotten one? Maybe you have to be an apple music subscriber to get the notification?

>> No.69017699

>>69015830
Based famalam

>> No.69017982

>>69015792
yikes

>> No.69018516

>>69015982
It's almost as if those 1000 dollar iPhones and 10,000 dollar iMacs did the exact opposite of what they were wanting.

>> No.69018594

who actually received these? does the new update have some type of streaming service built in or what? I didn't get this notification.

>> No.69018670

>>69015792
Silly developers, if you think apple adhered to their own developer guidelines, why do you think Apple is the only one who is able to use private APIs and sign their apps with entitlements that allow creating actual background services etc.?

On iOS, everyone but Apple's developers are massively crippled unless the app they want to create is basically just a web app with push notifications (which web apps could actually do thanks to web push, if iOS supported it).

>> No.69019100

>>69017514
I'll bet you didn't get that U2 album either, you lucky bastard

>> No.69019420

Lol itoddlers can't even block push notifications

>> No.69019986

>applel

>> No.69021162

>>69015830
based

>> No.69021191

Unbend my iPad Pro NOW

>> No.69021476

>>69015864
Just like /g/.
>>>/lgbt/ faggot

>> No.69022057

>>69015982
Its very festive. They're just in the holiday mood.

>> No.69022380
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What goes up, must come down, aple took coming down to an extreme and dropped lower than it was at the end of 2017. They could recover some of their loss until the middle of January 2019 and it wouldn't be surprising to see them climb back up close to where they started this year, however aple will probably fall some more around February 2019 as they did around February 2018, aple usually doesn't offer promotions directly to the public, so don't try to use the sales season argument. Time will tell, but from what it has told us already, aple might just drop some more before stabilising. Their current market cap is 714B, trillion dollar company? My ass.

>> No.69022441

>>69022380
To add to my previous reply, aple artificially inflated their stock valuation with buybacks, trillion dollar sham should be the title they were awarded for reaching a market cap of '1 trillion us dollars'.

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>>69022441
>all that stock they bought back is now worthless
>and they took on massive $200B in debt to buy that stock and have to pay it all back

>> No.69022918

>>69015792
yikes

>> No.69022982

>>69015982
the best christmas present

>> No.69023088

>>69022462
At least the jews dumped their bags at the top.

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you got a few hundred billion in the bank. Wut do?
(a) Run out and pay $3b for a shitty pair of headphones ?
(b) Run out and pay ??? for the shittiest 'viral' TV sketch 'comedy' you can find upon Gods entire earth ?
(c) ???
srsly, why are they such fuckups. Utter plan and idealess fucking trash. What happened to their car ?

>> No.69023480

>Apple Music is a music and video streaming
>video streaming
>video
what did they mean by this

>> No.69023645

>>69015792
>Buy a $200 US Motorola
>Get a higher res screen, bigger battery and more ram than the XR
>Get raw Android with a few actually useful features
>Get software updates faster than most flagships
>Don't get fucking ads in my OS
>Get a headphone jack
I've used Motorola as my example here but there's a shitload of companies now offering an almost universally better experience than the brands and models asking a thousand dollars for entry. There's literally no excuse for some of the shit that Apple keeps pulling.

>> No.69023676

>>69023645
>Buy a 200$ used iPhone
>better os, smaller display
>non autistic resolution so small battery is enough for a day
>worse hardware, still faster than android
>jack port
>good for an other 3 years, even though it 3 years old

>> No.69023738

>>69023676
And it's still worse than the $200 motorola. And everyone still thinks you're poor because you have an old iphone.

>> No.69023773

>>69023738
They all look the same

>> No.69023892

>>69023773
They're literally designed so you can tell from the back if someone's using an older model or not.

>> No.69023930

Feeling comfy with my OP6T.

>> No.69024274

>>69023892
>cover back with a case
Boom, that was hard

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>>69015792
Seething andjeets. Cannot refute the hard evidence that you own a phone, like a smelly... poopy... pajeet. Undeniably indisputable.... the hard evidence.

>> No.69024378

>>69024274
>Having to actively disguise your phone because you're afraid of what people will think

>> No.69024750

>>69024378
Hahah itodlers btfo amiright

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