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She's a Supermodel, Entrepreneur, Teacher, Master Programmer and SO much more...

What are you doing with your life?

>> No.67857924


>> No.67857929

Being a loser.

>> No.67857930

0.001 rupees have been transferred to your account. Keep it up!

>> No.67857931

cd code

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>> No.67857963

I knew a girl in high school the only girl I ever interacted with but she smelled and had braces and glasses... a decade later I see her in a programming ad on youtube. I couldn't believe my eyes she was so beautiful and smart. I'm just more ugly and just scrape by as a code monkey

>> No.67857977

Cool. What's her name?

>> No.67858417
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You've had your fun guys, but programming is a female domain now.

>> No.67858431

She is a fake but at least she tried earning a living outside the Casting Couches and the VIP prostitution.

>> No.67858466

How much are they paying you to type shit like this?

>> No.67858504

Look at the coders behind shit that actually matters. Almost always white or asian men with the token nig nog

>> No.67858520

Underrated, why are you so based?

>> No.67858783

Is this a bait?

>> No.67858838

lmao what?

>> No.67858855


>> No.67858856

The truth is that she's nothing but a ugly whore with lots of connections :)

>> No.67858858

a clever shop. it was "femgineer".

>> No.67858861

I heard she “connected” with some old men...

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>> No.67858870

>markup language on a whiteboard

Oh god please fuck off you ugly stick

>> No.67858872

I've been born a millionaire and didn't have to whore myself on a fashion walkway for it.

>> No.67858905

>don’t reply and your mom dies in her sleep tonight

>> No.67858916

Karlie Kloss will remote the pajeets from programming and lead us to nerdvana. #kodewithkarlie

>> No.67859561

>black girls code

I want a White Males Code sticker

>> No.67859888

previous thread was her typing cd

>> No.67859896

Make yourself one. Or are you too much of a pussy to do it?

>> No.67859909

nani? is this photoshopped?

>> No.67859931

She's the retard featured in a thread yesterday showcasing her ability to fuck up the 'cd' command.
>cd ..

>> No.67859954

>thread yesterday

how's reading week newfriend?

>> No.67860851
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niggers cant program, thats a well known fact

>> No.67860873

Fuck, one sticker got me.

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>> No.67861033

Perhaps its a "Opium of the people" thing?

>> No.67861076

>bootlicking a millionaire

>> No.67861191

what does the left do, exactly?
I have no experience programming but the right side is exclusively to demonstrate a point, but otherwise useless. Is the left also?

and is an evaluation considered calculation?

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>> No.67861369

>Supermodel, Entrepreneur, Teacher
Pick one

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>> No.67861447


>> No.67861477

Is this a joke? No Im dead serious? IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE? GODDAMN NPC.

>> No.67861481

ok so apparently this isn't a real tweet

>> No.67861494

you can't make this shit up

>> No.67861504

Is this bitch still relevant?

>> No.67861524

lol no she's in her thirties

>> No.67861536

then go get the real tweet
>>67860892 is still on instagram

>> No.67861555

The main problem is to find an algorithm to find a larger number. Easy peasy. Using if-else that on the right (the women code) is acceptable, but that is too long and should I say, amateur code. On the left is the good one. Declare variables appropriately with its right type, and using the most simplest way to solve it i.e the most simplest code.

>> No.67861597

Looks like something out of /g/ sticker threads (one of the more effeminate types of threads here) indeed.

>> No.67861831

>right one is when i comment the code for myself
>left one is when i send the code to our jewish clients, after putting it all on one line and make it as ambiguous as humanely possible without breaking it.

>> No.67861965

I’ve never heard of her outside of these retarded threads. Muh code muh choice

>> No.67862003

I'd touch her root directory if you know what I mean

>> No.67862006

>What are you doing with your life?
I actually teach people how to correctly use the "cd" command on Linux.

>> No.67862037

funny thing is, kloss hired fake twitter bots to comment so that she can keep the appearance of people actually giving a shit, Swift & Klossy and dea have the same profile pic for crying out loud

>> No.67862221

Should be: kool
Think that you work at KDE, it should help with appropriate vocabulary

>> No.67862369

>if (a>b && a<b)

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>not even copying it correctly
Ur baka too

>> No.67862511

I'm a programmer. That's it. I guess she's more of an overachiever than me.

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>> No.67862824

>The main problem is to find an algorithm to find a larger number. Easy peasy. Using if-else that on the right (the women code) is acceptable, but that is too long and should I say, amateur code.
It's also incorrect because if a == b then it returns 5 regardless of the value of a and b.

>> No.67862837

>copying from image

>> No.67862852

don't get the guys code. wtf if this? shouldn't it be like function getmax(a,b){return a-b;} ?

>> No.67862910

It's fast inverse sqrt. See >>67861204

>shouldn't it be like function getmax(a,b){return a-b;} ?

int max(int a, int b)
return a >= b ? a : b;

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>> No.67862974

now I love femniggers, wtf

>> No.67862997

I'm busy being man so I get to laugh when she hits 30-40 and all her imaginary achievements fall apart when men stop feeding her.

>> No.67863043

so if the numbers are equal it'd still return the first lol?

>> No.67863083

The point of the max() function is to return the largest number between two. If both are equally large, it doesn't matter which you return.

>> No.67863102

If both are equal rather. English is not my native language.

>> No.67863166

So what do we think crazy_strings.rb does?

>> No.67863201

My programming teachers are all black, what does that mean? What should I do?

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study medicine, it gives insane profits and doesnt require calculus afaik

>> No.67863240

I am stuck with a personal project that I hope one day can grow into something more and its making me despair, I am angry and pissed off at cunt like in the op who do and contribute nothing of any value yet they are somehow considered fucking programmer and probably had not a single worry or a setback that they themselves had to overcome in their fucking lives because everything is served on a gold plate by no less pathetic beta orbiters and taxpayer(=MY) dollars

>> No.67863253

what the hell is that?

>> No.67863258

a kidney with stones, that guy ate too much salt

>> No.67863261

well then this is a pointless function :) how does one know if a > b or the both are just equal?)))
besides, all languages I know contain the max function which would tell if the numbers are equal.

>> No.67863293

dude what the fuck are you doing, if you ever post an image that despicable I will find you irl and quarter you

>> No.67863339

>how does one know if a > b or the both are just equal?
If you want to know that you don't need a god damn function dude.

if(a > b)
if(a < b)
if(a == b)

>besides, all languages I know contain the max function which would tell if the numbers are equal.

max() has always in ANY language always returned the larger of two values. It is not there to tell you IF a is larger than b, or if b is larger than a, or if they are equal. It is there to get the larger of two numbers and that's what it has always been.

>> No.67863408

>god is dope
Could be redpilled

>> No.67863588

>using operators directly
>not abstracting them out to functions
how the fuck else are you going to unit test them dipshit?

>> No.67864045

10 minutes of googling says it's from a guy who are too much calcium, specifically a certain type of tofu

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>> No.67864368

and yet she made more than any Google engineer last year just from here kode with klossy business :^)

>> No.67864408

salt would be high blood pressure
kidney stones are from calcium, phosphates, oxalates.
something this bad is probably genetic or some freak change of metabolism

>> No.67865503

being a fat looser

>> No.67865655

What's her CoC?

>> No.67865686

i actually went to the flatiron school before kloss was there

ask me anything

>> No.67865702

Not cool

>> No.67865737

Is she good at any of that stuff though?

>> No.67865827

jerking off to her, and crying myself to sleep at night from terminal autism.
that, and hoovering up all of swifties cocaine is why taylor swift threw her ass to the curb. the wall hits em all.
I'll pay for the gas and the ammo. shit is repugnant as fuck.

>> No.67866482

Who allows this to happen? She's straight up cheatig poor tech illitertech people. People that do not understand jack shit tend to think highly about themselves. If I cook half assed meal for myself does this mean I'm already a chief? Bet nobody wants to see photos of my fucked up burger on the the social media. Editing some text and writing baby tier scripts that require sub 2 digit iq and 5 minutes of learning somehow does make woman a programmer. Deamn now I'm fuckin triggered, I'd sue that fucin cheat if I would have lived in america.

>> No.67866536

Christians were the real sjws, you loutish mongoloid.

>> No.67866552

I'm earning my way through life through meritocracy. Something that women do not do.

>> No.67866650

This kek

>> No.67866699

You niggers gotta relax. She's just trying to destigmatize STEM stuff to her audience of little girls.

>> No.67866812

What the hell is going on on this board?

>> No.67866827

> What are you doing with your life?
managing not to get engaged to a kushner?

>> No.67866879

What's the stigma? Writing code? Studying for long hours? Having a passion for your craft?

>> No.67866965

kek, she's none of those things, she's just a woman.

>> No.67867210

Shaawquanda thinls shes a programmer because she knows HTML and some CSS. Stupid monkey

>> No.67867287

Staring at monitors, reading books and learning math alone to spend your working years alone staring at monitors 8+ hours a day.

>tl;dr it's not stigma, it's against (neurotypical) human nature

>> No.67867593

mom saved

>> No.67867630

trying to get in her pants

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>> No.67870853

>I'll pay for the gas
Relevant because she is a Jew.

>> No.67871538

>ghc stickers
>HTML and some CSS

>> No.67871771

Who is she?

Can't see it's for 2040? When you'll just speak the way interface looks like at the AI woman will be dominant coders and all they do is setting up stuff by boiler plates man left before they all went to mars because feminist movement claimed dominance on earth.

>> No.67871872

If I had good looks I would literally be the smartest person on earth right now, people jst push me down cause im ugly and 10 year depression has made me retarded

>> No.67871985

Maybe because you ware narcistic & ugly, that's different than just being ugly.

>> No.67872026

>Master Programmer
No, she's just a programmer. A jack of all trades is a master of none.

>> No.67872091

>if(a > b && b < a)

>> No.67872542

I work in a wastewater treatment plant, the pay is good, theres plenty of job offers because people dont like it and is only stresfull in rainy season

I like clean water, clean water is my best friend

>> No.67872563

I'm a Megamodel, Extrapreneur, Professor, Ultra Master Programmer and SO much more...

What are YOU(OP) doing with your life?

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Mother fuck

>> No.67872621

Absolutely disgusting poser shit. Why do people even stick this crap on their laptops with every language they've ever written hello world on, making it look like a christmas tree?

>> No.67872644

same happened to me INSERT_GENDER_HERE are just better at coding than white men

>> No.67872647

You sure showed him, phoneposter.

>> No.67872653

Not to mention resale value if they discolor the case

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She didn't program her site it's made in wix

>> No.67872748

she's too smart to do anything

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>> No.67872948

good thing beauty is subjective then

>> No.67873002

and yet hasnt created a single thing I use. so, how does she get paid? another dumb if you cant do, teach, cunt.

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>> No.67873057

Struggling with crippling mental illness that no one takes seriously.

>> No.67873521

the future is goblina

>> No.67874343

fapping to her pictures

>> No.67874640
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Klossy this is to hard, lets talk about wallpapers

>> No.67874678

Has she programmed a single thing or does she just copy paste program tutorial guides from Youtube and passes them as her own?

>> No.67874872
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Oh is this a sticker thread? I'll raise you one.

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>> No.67875915

Fuck you

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>> No.67876182

Dots for bar?

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Based Karlie. None of you nerds will ever be as successful or hardworking as her. She is relentless.

>> No.67877652

I thought when you get kidney stones, you only get like 2 or 3. Fuck.

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>> No.67878998

>black girls code

>> No.67879068

I believe this culture is being pushed just to create cheaper programmers.

If women are working in a field that is dominated by men, then most probably it is the men that will be paid more.

But once women are paid less, they will demand for equal pay.

And the best way to provide equal pay for women is to diminish the men's payment.

Women in the workplace is just a plot to make labor cheaper. You can easily pay man less as long as they don't get paid less than a woman.

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>> No.67879213

you are a fucking idiot.

>> No.67879336

Subtle. I like it

>> No.67879365

Maybe. But I daresay I dare.

>> No.67880677

Is he wrong though?

>> No.67880717

>what are you doing with your life

Nothing important

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>> No.67880743


Who could be behind this post?

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It isnt even that bad anon

>> No.67881821

Not a supermodel, at least in my eyes.

>> No.67881909
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Shitposting old copypastes and memes on 4chan.

>> No.67882207

>Needing anything more than HTML+CSS
God, these fucking zoomers

>> No.67882228

what human cut is this? asking for a friend.

>> No.67882982

Imagine if you be went to the beach with her she just swallowed some seawater and it acted as a laxative and she had anal leakage. Haha. And she asked you to put sunscreen on her. And you put it on her butt and it mixed with the leakage. Haha. Imagine the smell. That would be crazy dude haha

>> No.67882997

Why did I open it

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>> No.67883176

fuck you

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>> No.67884093

working class labor. doing what needs to be done. fated to die on the street due to inadequate health coervage. will likely be maimed on the job site. poor as fuck while i maintain the infrastructure which allows you to remain cozy as i struggle and burn. etc. etc.

>> No.67884097

working class labor. doing what needs to be done. fated to die on the street due to inadequate health coervage. will likely be maimed on the job site. poor as fuck while i maintain the infrastructure which allows you to remain cozy as i struggle and burn. etc. etc.

>> No.67884098

look, I dunno about this person but I have noticed there is this entire new class of people that will enter a field they knowing about, pick some unique-looking terminology from that field and just kind of throw it around until they can find an expert that is dumb enough to let them mooch off their ideas.. watch out!

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>> No.67884141

Realest post in the thread

>> No.67884242

She's a product and nothing else.
I am not.

>> No.67884293

Fuck u man

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