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She's a Supermodel, Entrepreneur, Teacher, Master Programmer and SO much more...

What are you doing with your life?

>> No.67857924

>>67857905
kek

>> No.67857929

Being a loser.

>> No.67857930

>>67857905
0.001 rupees have been transferred to your account. Keep it up!

>> No.67857931

cd code

>> No.67857944

cd..

>> No.67857963

>>67857905
I knew a girl in high school the only girl I ever interacted with but she smelled and had braces and glasses... a decade later I see her in a programming ad on youtube. I couldn't believe my eyes she was so beautiful and smart. I'm just more ugly and just scrape by as a code monkey

>> No.67857977

Cool. What's her name?

>> No.67858417
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67858417

You've had your fun guys, but programming is a female domain now.

>> No.67858431

>>67857905
She is a fake but at least she tried earning a living outside the Casting Couches and the VIP prostitution.

>> No.67858466

>>67857963
How much are they paying you to type shit like this?

>> No.67858504

>>67857905
Look at the coders behind shit that actually matters. Almost always white or asian men with the token nig nog

>> No.67858520

>>67858431
Underrated, why are you so based?

>> No.67858783

>>67858417
>SJW
>"GOD IS DOPE"
Is this a bait?

>> No.67858838

>>67858417
>femnigger
lmao what?

>> No.67858855

>>67857905
Working.

>> No.67858856

The truth is that she's nothing but a ugly whore with lots of connections :)

>> No.67858858

>>67858838
a clever shop. it was "femgineer".

>> No.67858861

>>67858856
I heard she “connected” with some old men...

>> No.67858869
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67858869

>>67857905

>> No.67858870

>markup language on a whiteboard

Oh god please fuck off you ugly stick

>> No.67858872

I've been born a millionaire and didn't have to whore myself on a fashion walkway for it.

>> No.67858905

>>67858417
>don’t reply and your mom dies in her sleep tonight
Lel

>> No.67858916

Karlie Kloss will remote the pajeets from programming and lead us to nerdvana. #kodewithkarlie

>> No.67859561

>>67858417
>black girls code

I want a White Males Code sticker

>> No.67859888

>>67857905
previous thread was her typing cd
bruh

>> No.67859896

>>67859561
Make yourself one. Or are you too much of a pussy to do it?

>> No.67859909

>>67858417
>Femnigger
nani? is this photoshopped?

>> No.67859931

She's the retard featured in a thread yesterday showcasing her ability to fuck up the 'cd' command.
>cd..
>cd..
>cd..
>ls
>cd ..

>> No.67859954

>>67859931
>thread yesterday

how's reading week newfriend?

>> No.67860851
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>>67858417
niggers cant program, thats a well known fact

>> No.67860873

>>67858417
Fuck, one sticker got me.

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67860886

obligatory

>> No.67860892
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67860892

>>67860886

>> No.67861033

>>67858783
Perhaps its a "Opium of the people" thing?

>> No.67861076

>>67860886
>bootlicking a millionaire

>> No.67861191

>>67860886
what does the left do, exactly?
I have no experience programming but the right side is exclusively to demonstrate a point, but otherwise useless. Is the left also?

and is an evaluation considered calculation?

>> No.67861204

>>67861191
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root

>> No.67861369

>Supermodel, Entrepreneur, Teacher
Pick one

>> No.67861420

>>67861369
>Supermodel
Fuck
>Entrepreneur
Kill
>Teacher
Marry

>> No.67861447

>>67858417
fvck

>> No.67861477

>>67860886
Is this a joke? No Im dead serious? IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE? GODDAMN NPC.

>> No.67861481

>>67860886
ok so apparently this isn't a real tweet

>> No.67861494

>>67861481
you can't make this shit up

>> No.67861504

Is this bitch still relevant?

>> No.67861524

>>67861504
lol no she's in her thirties

>> No.67861536

>>67861494
then go get the real tweet
>>67860892 is still on instagram

>> No.67861555

>>67861191
The main problem is to find an algorithm to find a larger number. Easy peasy. Using if-else that on the right (the women code) is acceptable, but that is too long and should I say, amateur code. On the left is the good one. Declare variables appropriately with its right type, and using the most simplest way to solve it i.e the most simplest code.

>> No.67861597

>>67858417
Looks like something out of /g/ sticker threads (one of the more effeminate types of threads here) indeed.

>> No.67861831

>>67860886
>right one is when i comment the code for myself
>left one is when i send the code to our jewish clients, after putting it all on one line and make it as ambiguous as humanely possible without breaking it.

>> No.67861965

>>67857905
I’ve never heard of her outside of these retarded threads. Muh code muh choice

>> No.67862003

>>67857905
I'd touch her root directory if you know what I mean

>> No.67862006

>>67857905
>What are you doing with your life?
I actually teach people how to correctly use the "cd" command on Linux.

>> No.67862037

>>67860886
funny thing is, kloss hired fake twitter bots to comment so that she can keep the appearance of people actually giving a shit, Swift & Klossy and dea have the same profile pic for crying out loud

>> No.67862221

>>67857977
Should be: kool
Think that you work at KDE, it should help with appropriate vocabulary

>> No.67862369

>>67860886
>if (a>b && a<b)
baka

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67862411

>>67862369
>not even copying it correctly
Ur baka too

>> No.67862511

>>67857905
I'm a programmer. That's it. I guess she's more of an overachiever than me.

>> No.67862661
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67862661

>>67857905
>Entrepreneur

>> No.67862824

>>67860886
>>67861555
>The main problem is to find an algorithm to find a larger number. Easy peasy. Using if-else that on the right (the women code) is acceptable, but that is too long and should I say, amateur code.
It's also incorrect because if a == b then it returns 5 regardless of the value of a and b.

>> No.67862837

>>67862411
>copying from image
Nani?!

>> No.67862852

>>67860886
don't get the guys code. wtf if this? shouldn't it be like function getmax(a,b){return a-b;} ?

>> No.67862910

>>67862852
It's fast inverse sqrt. See >>67861204

>shouldn't it be like function getmax(a,b){return a-b;} ?

int max(int a, int b)
{
return a >= b ? a : b;
}

>> No.67862952

>>67857929
spbp

>> No.67862974

>>67858417
>GOD IS DOPE.
now I love femniggers, wtf

>> No.67862997

>>67857905
I'm busy being man so I get to laugh when she hits 30-40 and all her imaginary achievements fall apart when men stop feeding her.

>> No.67863043

>>67862910
so if the numbers are equal it'd still return the first lol?

>> No.67863083

>>67863043
The point of the max() function is to return the largest number between two. If both are equally large, it doesn't matter which you return.

>> No.67863102

>>67863083
>>67863043
If both are equal rather. English is not my native language.

>> No.67863166

>>67860892
So what do we think crazy_strings.rb does?

>> No.67863201

>>67860851
My programming teachers are all black, what does that mean? What should I do?

>> No.67863237
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67863237

>>67863201
study medicine, it gives insane profits and doesnt require calculus afaik

>> No.67863240

>>67857905
I am stuck with a personal project that I hope one day can grow into something more and its making me despair, I am angry and pissed off at cunt like in the op who do and contribute nothing of any value yet they are somehow considered fucking programmer and probably had not a single worry or a setback that they themselves had to overcome in their fucking lives because everything is served on a gold plate by no less pathetic beta orbiters and taxpayer(=MY) dollars

>> No.67863253

>>67863237
what the hell is that?

>> No.67863258

>>67863253
a kidney with stones, that guy ate too much salt

>> No.67863261

>>67863083
well then this is a pointless function :) how does one know if a > b or the both are just equal?)))
besides, all languages I know contain the max function which would tell if the numbers are equal.

>> No.67863293

>>67863237
dude what the fuck are you doing, if you ever post an image that despicable I will find you irl and quarter you

>> No.67863339

>>67863261
>how does one know if a > b or the both are just equal?
If you want to know that you don't need a god damn function dude.

if(a > b)
if(a < b)
if(a == b)

>besides, all languages I know contain the max function which would tell if the numbers are equal.
Wrong
https://www.w3schools.com/python/ref_func_max.asp
https://www.tutorialspoint.com/java/number_max.htm
https://www.geeksforgeeks.org/c-math-max-method/

max() has always in ANY language always returned the larger of two values. It is not there to tell you IF a is larger than b, or if b is larger than a, or if they are equal. It is there to get the larger of two numbers and that's what it has always been.

>> No.67863408

>>67858417
>god is dope
Could be redpilled

>> No.67863588

>>67863339
>using operators directly
>not abstracting them out to functions
how the fuck else are you going to unit test them dipshit?

>> No.67864045

>>67863258
10 minutes of googling says it's from a guy who are too much calcium, specifically a certain type of tofu

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>>67857905

>> No.67864368

>>67860886
and yet she made more than any Google engineer last year just from here kode with klossy business :^)

>> No.67864408

>>67863258
salt would be high blood pressure
kidney stones are from calcium, phosphates, oxalates.
something this bad is probably genetic or some freak change of metabolism

>> No.67865503

>>67857905
being a fat looser

>> No.67865655

>>67857905
What's her CoC?

>> No.67865686

>>67857905
i actually went to the flatiron school before kloss was there

ask me anything

>> No.67865702

>>
>>67858417
Not cool

>> No.67865737

>>67857905
Is she good at any of that stuff though?

>> No.67865827

>>67857905
jerking off to her, and crying myself to sleep at night from terminal autism.
>>67861524
that, and hoovering up all of swifties cocaine is why taylor swift threw her ass to the curb. the wall hits em all.
>>67863293
I'll pay for the gas and the ammo. shit is repugnant as fuck.

>> No.67866482

Who allows this to happen? She's straight up cheatig poor tech illitertech people. People that do not understand jack shit tend to think highly about themselves. If I cook half assed meal for myself does this mean I'm already a chief? Bet nobody wants to see photos of my fucked up burger on the the social media. Editing some text and writing baby tier scripts that require sub 2 digit iq and 5 minutes of learning somehow does make woman a programmer. Deamn now I'm fuckin triggered, I'd sue that fucin cheat if I would have lived in america.

>> No.67866536

>>67858783
Christians were the real sjws, you loutish mongoloid.

>> No.67866552

>>67857905
I'm earning my way through life through meritocracy. Something that women do not do.

>> No.67866650

>>67864368
This kek

>> No.67866699

You niggers gotta relax. She's just trying to destigmatize STEM stuff to her audience of little girls.

>> No.67866812

>>67857905
What the hell is going on on this board?

>> No.67866827

>>67857905
> What are you doing with your life?
managing not to get engaged to a kushner?

>> No.67866879

>>67866699
What's the stigma? Writing code? Studying for long hours? Having a passion for your craft?

>> No.67866965

>>67857905
kek, she's none of those things, she's just a woman.

>> No.67867210

>>67858417
Shaawquanda thinls shes a programmer because she knows HTML and some CSS. Stupid monkey

>> No.67867287

>>67866879
Staring at monitors, reading books and learning math alone to spend your working years alone staring at monitors 8+ hours a day.

>tl;dr it's not stigma, it's against (neurotypical) human nature

>> No.67867593

>>67858417
mom saved

>> No.67867630

>>67857905
trying to get in her pants

>> No.67867880

>>67863237
NOPE

>> No.67868770

>>67857905
(((entrepreneur)))

>> No.67870853

>>67865827
>I'll pay for the gas
Relevant because she is a Jew.

>> No.67871538

>>67867210
>ghc stickers
>HTML and some CSS
wat

>> No.67871771

>>67857905
Who is she?


>>67858417
Can't see it's for 2040? When you'll just speak the way interface looks like at the AI woman will be dominant coders and all they do is setting up stuff by boiler plates man left before they all went to mars because feminist movement claimed dominance on earth.

>> No.67871872

>>67857905
If I had good looks I would literally be the smartest person on earth right now, people jst push me down cause im ugly and 10 year depression has made me retarded

>> No.67871985

>>67871872
Maybe because you ware narcistic & ugly, that's different than just being ugly.

>> No.67872026

>Master Programmer
No, she's just a programmer. A jack of all trades is a master of none.

>> No.67872091

>>67860886
>if(a > b && b < a)
bruh

>> No.67872542

I work in a wastewater treatment plant, the pay is good, theres plenty of job offers because people dont like it and is only stresfull in rainy season

I like clean water, clean water is my best friend

>> No.67872563

>>67857905
I'm a Megamodel, Extrapreneur, Professor, Ultra Master Programmer and SO much more...

What are YOU(OP) doing with your life?

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>>67858417
Mother fuck

>> No.67872621

>>67858417
>stickers
Absolutely disgusting poser shit. Why do people even stick this crap on their laptops with every language they've ever written hello world on, making it look like a christmas tree?

>> No.67872644

>>67857963
same happened to me INSERT_GENDER_HERE are just better at coding than white men

>> No.67872647

>>67862661
You sure showed him, phoneposter.

>> No.67872653

>>67872621
Not to mention resale value if they discolor the case

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>>67867210
She didn't program her site it's made in wix

>> No.67872748

>>67872741
she's too smart to do anything

>> No.67872935

>>67857930
kek

>> No.67872948

>>67857905
>supermodel
good thing beauty is subjective then

>> No.67873002

>>67857905
and yet hasnt created a single thing I use. so, how does she get paid? another dumb if you cant do, teach, cunt.

>> No.67873046

>>67873002
"donations"
https://www.crowdrise.com/donate/project/kode/kodewithklossyutm_source=KWKSiteButton&utm_medium=partner&utm_campaign=KodewithKloss

>> No.67873057

Struggling with crippling mental illness that no one takes seriously.

>> No.67873521

>>67858417
the future is goblina

>> No.67874343

fapping to her pictures

>> No.67874640
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67874640

>>67857905
Klossy this is to hard, lets talk about wallpapers

>> No.67874678

Has she programmed a single thing or does she just copy paste program tutorial guides from Youtube and passes them as her own?

>> No.67874872
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67874872

>>67858417
Oh is this a sticker thread? I'll raise you one.

>> No.67874881

>>67858417
kek

>> No.67875915

>>67858417
Fuck you

>> No.67876058

>>67858417

>> No.67876182

>>67874640
Dots for bar?

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67876267

Based Karlie. None of you nerds will ever be as successful or hardworking as her. She is relentless.

>> No.67877652

>>67863258
I thought when you get kidney stones, you only get like 2 or 3. Fuck.

>> No.67878721

>>67858417
fuck

>> No.67878998

>>67858417
>black girls code

>> No.67879068

>>67858417
I believe this culture is being pushed just to create cheaper programmers.

If women are working in a field that is dominated by men, then most probably it is the men that will be paid more.

But once women are paid less, they will demand for equal pay.

And the best way to provide equal pay for women is to diminish the men's payment.

Women in the workplace is just a plot to make labor cheaper. You can easily pay man less as long as they don't get paid less than a woman.

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67879140

>>67876267
>hardworking

>> No.67879213

>>67879068
you are a fucking idiot.

>> No.67879336

>>67858417
Subtle. I like it

>> No.67879365

>>67879213
Maybe. But I daresay I dare.

>> No.67880677

>>67879213
Is he wrong though?

>> No.67880717

>>67857905
>what are you doing with your life

Nothing important

>> No.67880735

>>67858417

>> No.67880743

>>67879213
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Who could be behind this post?

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>>67863293
It isnt even that bad anon

>> No.67881821

>>67857905
Not a supermodel, at least in my eyes.

>> No.67881909
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67881909

Shitposting old copypastes and memes on 4chan.

>> No.67882207

>>67867210
>Needing anything more than HTML+CSS
God, these fucking zoomers

>> No.67882228

>>67863237
what human cut is this? asking for a friend.

>> No.67882982

>>67857905
Imagine if you be went to the beach with her she just swallowed some seawater and it acted as a laxative and she had anal leakage. Haha. And she asked you to put sunscreen on her. And you put it on her butt and it mixed with the leakage. Haha. Imagine the smell. That would be crazy dude haha

>> No.67882997

>>67858417
Why did I open it

>> No.67883015

>>67858417
7

>> No.67883176

>>67858417
fuck you

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>>67857905

>> No.67884070

>>67858417
Ceap

>> No.67884093

working class labor. doing what needs to be done. fated to die on the street due to inadequate health coervage. will likely be maimed on the job site. poor as fuck while i maintain the infrastructure which allows you to remain cozy as i struggle and burn. etc. etc.

>> No.67884097

working class labor. doing what needs to be done. fated to die on the street due to inadequate health coervage. will likely be maimed on the job site. poor as fuck while i maintain the infrastructure which allows you to remain cozy as i struggle and burn. etc. etc.

>> No.67884098

look, I dunno about this person but I have noticed there is this entire new class of people that will enter a field they knowing about, pick some unique-looking terminology from that field and just kind of throw it around until they can find an expert that is dumb enough to let them mooch off their ideas.. watch out!

>> No.67884132

>>67858417
ebin

>> No.67884141

>>67857929
Realest post in the thread

>> No.67884242

>>67857905
She's a product and nothing else.
I am not.

>> No.67884293

>>67858905
Fuck u man

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