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>gf hands me cute ipod and her laptop
>tells me to put the music on her pc and delete everything off ipod
>so she can get rid of it
>why do u want to get rid of it
>your music is stored on the cloud no need to transfer anything
>well just do it anyway or something
trips decides what i do with cute ipod

>> No.66984651

Put it in your asshole and post a pic

>> No.66984658

Use it as your main music player.

>> No.66984663

seconding this

>> No.66984666

Cum on it and place it on a bench somewhere busy with an email address (throwaway)

>> No.66984667

Enough poor kids who would love an iPod.
Fill it up with good music and give it away.

Be a good guy, OP.

>> No.66984675

satan demands it

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>> No.66984679

Fuck off
Do this

>> No.66984681

well shit

>> No.66984687





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>> No.66984779

checked and kek'd

>> No.66984810
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holy fuck i have to do it. thanks a lot, satan. i’m stuck doing errands for a short bit. if not in this thread, then I will link this thread later when I deliver.

>> No.66985966
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where's the cum normie

>> No.66985981

Give it to someone who will cherish it :)

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>I come to 4chan to let random strangers decide what I do with things for epic memes
fucking brainlet nigger

>> No.66986034

jesus christ

>> No.66986068

Fill it with old songs and give it away to a retirement home

>> No.66986101

Thanks for pointing out, anti-satan

>> No.66986135

where is the delivery OP? >>66984666 It's been 2 hour already.

>> No.66986154 [DELETED] 

There's a very good chance that it would be a minority - they shouldn't get any more handouts.
Niggers and spics already get too much for free

>> No.66986164

in a sealed bag so the cum doesn't dry up

>> No.66986180

and frozen so it's fresh by the time they see it

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>> No.66986528


I think that OP can decide for himself who he gives it to.. (if he would give it to someone)


>> No.66986962

will cum leave it om bustop

>> No.66988023

Bump for interest.

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>> No.66988159

It's all fun and games until his DNA ends up in a child predator database.

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>> No.66988378

he won't help you there

>> No.66988397

Are all Americans this stupid?

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also made some OC for you all

>> No.66988423


If you think that's bad you should see how they drive around 40 ton semi trucks that require 4 football fields to stop.

t. truckerfag

>> No.66988425

based trips

>> No.66988443

When is OP gonna deliver? Faggot.

>> No.66989303

>also made some OC for you all
you should include all the "fuck off"s replying to >>66984667 or crop it out

>> No.66989647

>made some OC
Nigga thats just an unedited screencap

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When pressing prtsc counts as OC these days...

>> No.66989816

Based Satan poster.

>> No.66989839

wait cum doesn't have your DNA? what the fug?
t. non american

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>> No.66989923

I hope you're baiting.

>> No.66989930

it doesn't have your dna, it has the dna of your children obviously.

>> No.66989938

the fat nano is a tank. i have one that i got at launch in 2008 that still holds a good charge. before i got bluetooth earbuds i used to my fat nano when i went on runs or went to the gym.

>> No.66989996

i mean, the sperm contains your children's DNA, but i thought the seminal fluid or even whatever insignificant bit of blood that comes out of it could contain yours
dunno man i majored in computers not in biology

>> No.66990080

Seminal fluids themselves don't contain your DNA. They're not cells, just a fluid sperm cells swim in. Sperm cells themselves contain half of your DNA which is supposed to mix with the egg cell's DNA to create a zygote. Hope that clears things up for you.

>> No.66990159

thanks man sorry for being a brainlet

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then why does spit have dna?

>> No.66990311

Hurry up and devliver OP, you fucking turbo fag.

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>> No.66990408

because spit does not create the babby

>> No.66990526
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how make babby

>> No.66990543

Bepis in digeriedoo

>> No.66990747

Bumping this thread

>> No.66990758
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you know if you all keep pretending to be this stupid something bad might actually happen

>> No.66990810
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Am sure bad won't happen fren.
OP will deliver

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>> No.66992689

A work of the devil

>> No.66992825

you can say fag here

>> No.66993020

Still waiting

>> No.66993025

Shia LeBouf is going to beat Joe Rogan's ass in the Octagon!

>> No.66993061

please let this happen

>> No.66993134

Post her nudes.

If she's fat though please don't.

>> No.66993264

bump for cumpod

>> No.66993281

>i’m stuck doing errands for a short bit. if not in this thread, then I will link this thread later when I deliver.
Oh great it's fucking nothing

>> No.66993395

wtf are you like an actual boomer?
t. 30 y/o boomer

>> No.66993433

Post watch.

>> No.66994214

OP better hurry up

>> No.66994232

>bumping this thread

>> No.66994790

kys yourself

>> No.66995509

Do it. Deliver.

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>> No.66995779

Surprise, surprise, OP is a faggot.
>newfags think OP will deliver

>> No.66995787

haha thanks for the serial OP

>> No.66995794

quit sucking dicks and deliver already, OP

>> No.66995924

no u

>> No.66995950

Put your favorite music on it and enjoy listening to it while not draining your phone battery.

>> No.66995990

>just be a normie scum, OP. It's fine.
lol no

>> No.66996045

Putting rockbox on the ipod https://www.rockbox.org

>> No.66996158

Report it as stolen.

>> No.66996211

do girls have cute technology

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>> No.66997022

give it back, Jerome.

>> No.66997077

second this. was the first thing that came to my mind, rockbox is fucking fantastic

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>> No.67000063

posting this to r/4chan!

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>> No.67003496

post proof OP

>> No.67003703

Please include this one >>67000063 in the screencap edit

>> No.67003748

You're the man, Satan.

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>> No.67003913

rockbox is the right answer

>> No.67003987

posting to bump>>66984666
do it op

>> No.67004003

faggot ass OP good for nothing little bitch piece of shit motherfucker

>> No.67004033

/b/ is leaking

>> No.67005204

OP is gay

>> No.67005212

stick it in your butt

>> No.67005300

You have to go back.

>> No.67005991

Gay and bluepilled

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>> No.67006134

fuck off

>> No.67006142
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OP You fucking cum on that ipod right now and take a picture of it and post it.

You can clean it off and do the real deal later but I want to see results now.

pic unrelated

>> No.67006208

>Fill it up with good music and give it away
Highly doubt a poor kid is going to have the same tastes as OP who is clearly some form of boomer.

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i believe op

>> No.67006307

OP never delivered. What a faggot

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>> No.67006333

go back

>> No.67006342

Literally one day ago

>> No.67007694

I will wait.
I will wait...

>> No.67007794

Bumping for satans cumpod

>> No.67007813

>got trips earlier than was expecting
>chickens out cuz not ready
What a fag

>> No.67007849

>gf hands me her old smartphone to play with
>turn it into a mini server
>she's impressed that it can serve http and shit like that
>wake up
>realise there's no gf

>> No.67007969

get off 4chan grandpa

>> No.67008191

Looks like you lost an iPod
Time to an hero

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>> No.67008405

iPods are pretty cool, use it as a secondary music device.

>> No.67009888

Any day now

>> No.67009958

Each sperm cell has a full set of genes brainlet nigger

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