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No cringe please, only the best

>> No.66538634

you first OP

>> No.66538636

Hey I have that on a T shirt!

>> No.66538690

>no cringe
>localhost meme

>> No.66538701

>no cringe
>fuckin makes cringeworthy post with mispellings and shitty meme

>> No.66538713

Ahhh,, the legendary hacker who if you DDoS him, he DDoS you back instantly.

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>> No.66538804

Tumblr is the faggetiest hipster tranny site ever.

>> No.66538915

based metacringe poster

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Wow! This thread is off to a good start!

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>> No.66539774

There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't!

>> No.66539851

I didn't expect it to be this disgusting, I now understand why there are so many girls (male) in this field.

>> No.66540089

sure is r/programmerhumor in here

>> No.66540429

Y..yy..you can't gates the windows without the doors! or something 4gb of RAM

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Here's some joke for you OP you'll appreciate it

>> No.66540495

10 in binary it's 3

>> No.66540570

That's the joke

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>being this retarded

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>> No.66540742

kek :'-D

>> No.66540751


No it's not. 10 in binary is 2.

00 = 0
01 = 1
10 = 2
11 = 3

Using two bits you can count to four (2 * 2 == 4). However you start from 0, not 1.

So "There are 10 kinds of people in the world" actually means "There are 2 kinds of people in the world".

>> No.66540845

10 in binary is 1010 you tards

>> No.66540860

we're not talking about arrays.

>> No.66541159

I DDoS'd him and he took my whole botnet down in seconds

>> No.66541250

how many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

none, that's a hardware issue.

>> No.66541295

How many GNU/Linux users does it take to change a lightbulb?
>1 to post a thread in a mailing list telling the bulb has burnt.
>1 to suggest to try to turn the lamp on through command lines.
>1 to complain that the user broke the thread.
>1 to ask what new bulb will he install.
>1 to advice that we shouldn't use the word burn for meaning a broken lightbulb, because it would mean that the bulb was set on fire and that it would be right to say that the bulb broke due to an excess of electrical current.
>25 to suggest to install all the kinds of existing and imaginable lightbulbs.
>5 who say that the burnt bulb is an upstream issue that doesn't belong to the distro. There's an open bug on the bulb's developer mail list.
>1 noob to suggest to install a Microsoft lightbulb.
>250 to flood the noob's mail address.
>300 to say that a Microsoft lightbulb would turn blue and that you'd had to reboot continuously to get back to normal.
>1 former GNU/Linux user who still frequents the forum, to suggest to install an Apple iBulb, which has a fresh and innovating design and it costs $250.
>20 to say that iBulbs aren't free, and that they have less functions than a 20 times cheaper standard lightbulb.
>15 to suggest to install a national lightbulb.
>30 to say that national lightbulbs are crippled remasters of foreign lightbulbs and that they don't bring anything new.
>23 to argue if it must be a white or a transparent bulb.
>1 to remind everyone that the right name is GNU/Lightbulb.
>1 to say that lightbulbs are a Winbugs users thing and that real GNU/Linux users aren't afraid of the dark.

>> No.66541312

>1 to announce finally which will be the model of the installed bulb.
>217 to discard the chosen model and suggest another.
>6 to complain that the chosen lightbulb has propietary elements, and that another should be used.
>20 to say that a 100% free bulb, isn't compatible with the lamp switch.
>The same previous 6, to suggest to change the switch for a compatible one.
>350 to ask the previous user what God is he talking about, and that if he has scientific proofs of His existence.
>1 to explain how electricity works and why a light bulb is inefficient.
>1 to say that we can't trust in corporation-made bulbs and that we should trust in community-made bulbs.
>1 to post a link to an ODF file explaining how to build a lightbulb from scratch.
>14 to complain about the format of the previous file and asking to send it in txt or LaTeX.
>5 to say that they didn't like the taken decission and that they'll fork the house's electric installation and install a better lamp.
>1 to post a series of commands to put to change the lightbulb.
>1 to comment that he executed the commands and had an error message.
>1 to advice that the commands must be executed as root.
And finally:
>The father of the first user, who while everyone was discussing, went to the shop and bought the cheapest lightbulb.

>> No.66541543

3 4

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>> No.66541822

>op image not even funny
What the fuck.

>> No.66541837

was that a twisted, 3rd level bait?

>> No.66541842

>windows splitting monitors

>> No.66541883

>but he was disappointed in his autist son, so he never came back

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This made me smile, thanks anon

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>funny ever

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>> No.66543352

So true, brainlets have learned a new word and now use it constantly. If all you have is a hammer every problem looks like a nail type of thing.
Here is another: bloat

Popular with neckbeard hipsters, because everything is too mainstream for them. They show their unique snowflake personality by using the most obscure shit in existence to prove their "superiority". Never mind it sucks. Holier than thou.

>> No.66543498

Nah botbet/bloat are just memes. If you spot someone using them unironically they're a newfag.

>> No.66543580

>too mainstream
>snowflake personality
>holier than thou

>has the audacity to judge others of their linguistics

>> No.66543638

How the fuck is “bloat” a meme word?

>> No.66543650


>> No.66543703

> I recognised myself
>I so smart

Dunning-Kruger. Pure and simple. And I didn't judge your linguistics. Idiot, do you know what that even means?

The linguistics is scientific study of language and its structure, including the study of grammar, syntax, and phonetics.

I judge your dumb brainlet behaviour. You have no fucking idea what you talking about? You don't understand technology go post your desktop or argue what Cpu / gpu is the best you dumb consumer sheep.

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>> No.66543728

I like how W10 is in there.

>> No.66543742

Bloat become a meme word when brainlet hipsters started to label everything that requires more than 200Mb of RAM as bloat. Everything is a bloat. They never had a real job or did anything resembling a more complex project, so everyone is wrong for using that OS or that software stack. It is bloat and if he doesn't need it why should you. Be with your parents, play games, watch cartoons and get some neet bux. Fucking white poo niggers with superiority complex

>> No.66543750

I know right? So silly to call it botnet instead of app xD

>> No.66543840

Nice sarcasm, do you even know the definition of botnet, parrot? Google a little or bing or duckduckgo or search it manually...when you find this definition you will realise why your sarcasm is stupid and hopefully you'll realise generalisations won't take you far.

>> No.66543851

damn you sure took this bait

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>> No.66543884

Well 200 is a bit of a stretch but if your operating system uses over 500MB of RAM on idle its fucking bloated. That’s not a meme at all. Windows takes up on average almost 2GB of RAM just idling for the 64-bit version.

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>yes goy! its the hipsters! if your OS idles less than 5gb it's not a real OS!

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>there's no place like localhost
That doesn't even make any sense.
If you find that kind of thing funny, at least have the courtesy of not passing on your genes.
Not like that will be an trouble on account of your autism.

Thank you.

>> No.66543955

Dude it's fucking 2018. Do you even know how scheduler works? If you are here using Windows and talking about "technology" you are in the wrong board. Go to /v/.
Low end laptops have minimum of 2-4 Gb of ram. And with that, you can virtualize 1-2 VM.
Try to get a job and get some real money, you will see how much you can do. Stop being dependent on mommy pocket change get some books and get into technology of 21 century.

>> No.66543961

>muh “Unused RAM is wasted ram”

If the OS IDLES using all your fucking RAM it’s wasted RAM. It serves me no benefit to have half my RAM being used by processes that don’t ever manifest themselves in my work. The fact that for the most part your every day retard can have the same daily usage routine on a Linux system as a Windows OS, and not notice a difference shows that the 1GB+ difference in idle RAM usage is just wasted, pointless bloat that serves you 0 benefit. That is bloat, newfag.

>> No.66543969

Nice strawman neckbeard, but this so called "technology" board thinks 500Mb is bloat for full OS.
Ask mommy to gib more moneyz

>> No.66543971

>it’s ok that my system uses half my RAM, I still have the other half I can use for myself!

Just kill yourself cancer enabler

>> No.66543981

Newfag detection test complete. Thanks for playing.

>> No.66544012

Kek, fuck off and die hipster. If you only have 512 or 1Gb of ram in 21 century you are the one who should die. Or get a fucking job instead spending days jerking off to cartoons and putting things in your ass thinking you're cute girl. You're not. Die. In a fire.
Hugs and kisses anon, but grow the fuck up. K? K

>> No.66544035

I have Linux KDE 5.12 system that I use for actual work. On idle is around 400Mb out of 16Gb. Wow the fucking bloat.
What is your job?

>> No.66544072


Nice try but I never said I only have 1GB of RAM. It’s a well known fact that a Windows system uses a shitload of RAM. On my 16GB desktop system my Windows 10 install uses 3GB of RAM just idling.

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>> No.66544138

Ur a faggot, op

>> No.66544142

But does it really matter on the long run?

>> No.66544151

I don't use Windows except in VM, but newsflash if you have less ram even Windows will use less and still work.
Now, what is a scheduler in OS? Purpose? Even RAM that's "occupied" doesn't really mean that. It just caches some of most used programs for faster startup etc.
Read a book and don't be a nigger

>> No.66544205

Also, forgot to mention.. I can run 5 Windows VM's on 16 Gb RAM on a fucking laptop. Servers with MySQL and shit for testing purposes. For actual good money. Now here comes some anon claiming that's just not possible.
OK. What kind of WORK do you do?

>> No.66544207

Yes actually, because you’re just promoting inefficiency. Web2.0 is a perfect result of the increasing bloat and laziness in software. Web site that has a gorillion scripts just to keep the site working is slow? Oh just get a faster computer anon. Some program that should only need 500MB or so to do its job uses 2GB? Silly anon just add some more RAM to your computer.

We’re just increasing demand for additional PC resources and faster parts for no reason other than pure laziness. On Android phones for example, the Skype app takes up 100MB of storage just for installing it. Android phones need upwards to 6GB of RAM just to run smoothly. iPhones need 3GB. Why is just ignoring the problem the solution?

>> No.66544231

>claiming that’s just not possible

Anon, I understand you are very annoyed at my comments calling out bloat, but you don’t have to pull shit out of your ass to pretend I said so you can add more responses.

>> No.66544242

is this a good show? i hear people talk about it a lot

>> No.66544279

I don't remember posting in this thread 12 hours ago. Who are you?

>> No.66544284

M-merely pretending, h-haha.

>> No.66544294

You have a point here, but somewhat. It's true webpages are bloated for no other reason but tracking and effects. But, processors are getting faster, and only thing we can improve from business perspective is developer performance. We don't live in 8-bit world anymore. I do regret it because real talent showed much more easily.
Today, shit programmers can make some code that works but runs few Ms slower, for most part we can live with that unless it's some mission critical stuff, which in 98% isn't

>> No.66544301

The newfag detection system is already running at the theoretical peak rate. You can stop feeding it data now.

>> No.66544306

Or how about a test. Make same VM with your shit on it just give it less RAM and see what happens?

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>G hunor
lost already

>> No.66544332

You forgot to mention what kind of work you do. Same anon tnx bye

>> No.66544334

That’s what I’m saying, anon. I never claimed we should return to 4MB programs and 480p displays, as many shitposters in this thread would claim I did, it’s just not good to encourage more and more software bloat just because “dude stop being poor, lol add some more RAM”. Advancements in memory technology don’t mean shit if the programs/systems that use most of the RAM have no reason to be doing so other than being incredibly inefficient

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>> No.66544351

See you later, enjoyed your strawmen.

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habing boblems?!?! :DDD

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A kitten!

>> No.66544421

Yeah I get you. It's a double edge sword. Technology is moving forward so we can do more advanced stuff but with that grows a number of shit developers who will never experience what happens after you didn't free that memory or you have dangling pointer. Fuck it this is the world we live in I guess....
And I don't even want to fight with them no more, tired of that shit. But I can use my experience to make my systems scale and purrrr like a kitten. Times changed anon, for better or for worse... We will see

>> No.66544424

There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who expected this joke to be in base 2.

>> No.66544432

I'm an alpha male and a use a non-chink ThinkPad ®, my CPU stays Core 2 Duo
Now i don't care about your plastic chink Acer with touchpad big enough to play chess on it, faggot

Install TempleOS

>> No.66544480

A question what kind of work you do is not a strawman argument you silly goose ccc

Astraw manis a common form ofargumentand is an informal fallacy based on giving the impression of refuting an opponent'sargument, while actually refuting anargumentthat was not presented by that opponent. One who engages in this fallacy is said to be "attacking astraw man."

Get it? But gey, you just revealed that you actually have no job or ever had. Good job bro. Another brainlet talking about industry he knows nothing about. I see a bright future 4u. Bye take care

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Uuuuuu talk to me dirty

>> No.66544523

And 7 others

>> No.66544578

>what's base 3

>> No.66544619

Oh I guess you aren’t actually gone. You pulled shit out of your ass and claimed I made them as statements, how is that not a strawman? Then proceeded to brush off my statements with the good old “haha you have no job” fallacy, when I simply didn’t answer your question because why should I have a serious discussion with a shitposter that makes shit up and never actually refutes my points, and then claims I only make these points because of an assumed joblessness? Fuck off back to the rancid shithole you came from.

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>> No.66544646

>divine operating system systems

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>adding passive aggressiveness to the end of every post to win a pissing contest on a mongolian basket weaving forum

>> No.66544719

It's very 'eh'. Has funny moments, has unfunny moments.

Depends entirely on how much autistic screeching you as a person do and how normie you are.

>> No.66544741

No dude, my last question is what kind of job you do. You avoided to answer but instead trying to show that question as strawman?
Ok look, I'm 42 now and I work in this industry since I finished college, and I can bet you don't have a job in this industry just based on your dumb responses. See, it's easy to recognise people like you. Let me tell you a secret how. You're responses are too vague and abstract for a professional, also the way you make sentences just scream "stay at home mutt who doesn't have high education " but thanks for that wall of text. At least you you had a drive to do something in your life.

>> No.66544805

That is not passive aggressive but hey you learned a new word with Google. Google is your friend.
Now, I don't post to "win" an argument, I just like to talk with people so maybe, just maybe someone could say something smart to really make me think and shape my world view to a more correct one. None of you did that, except one anon who actually had something smart to say and he got proper response

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>using vim AND atom
jesus christ

>> No.66544895

Again, since you can’t seem to read, I’ll point it out for you. For example:

When speaking of your work with MySQL VMs on 16GB of RAM, you claimed I said that was “impossible”, see >>66544205

This is something I very clearly never even uttered, but yet it’s one of your main points you attempt to use against my argument, then inquire about my work so you can once again pass off my argument as a result of an assumed joblessness. Inb4 “not a strawman” or “not me.” Forget to take your daily prescriptions, gramps?

>> No.66545032

Look moron, I'm tired of this shit, I asked you nicely what kind of work do you do if 16Gb is not enough. Then I told you that I can do testing and everything on a fucking 16Gb of memory on a laptop. Now if you really are doing something professionally company would pay for all the hardware, if not, you wouldn't be a brainlet crying how muh Windows takes 3Gb of muh 16Gb of RAM for nothing. You would specify your problem and see if someone has an answer. But your avoiding of all that clearly shows you're not a professional payed for work, you're just some kid trying to act smart.
Now once again.... You are "professional" that somehow doesn't get hardware he needs for a JOB. Now, either you are idiot working like a slave for some shit company or you are just some jobless idiot pretending.
I'll ask once again, what are you doing for a living?

>> No.66545090

Lol this geezer is so mad

>> No.66545169

Ou yeah lol he doesn't even have latest RGB cum inside Intel processor I've seen on YouTube.
And asking question for third time can get you agitated, ever been to school and acted like that in front of teacher?
Here's something more close, ever fucked up flipping that burger oh cool one? Same shit. Do you understand now or i need to take kids crayons for you?

>> No.66545195

localhost joke is a beaten dead horse. So yes, it's cringe. It's entry-level humor to tech.

>> No.66545235

All you need to do is watch the first season. Nothing tops the joke from that season finale and they ride on its coattails a lot after that.

>> No.66545253

You can interpret a bitstring however you want. 10 in binary can be the color orange, the fruit orangex 440Hz, error code 0, the integer 1, the integer -1, 2, a boolean true with incorrect parity bit, two booleans, a boolean true with correct parity bit, the boolean false with correct parity bit, the letter 'a', one of 4 possible genders...

You're just not very creative

>> No.66545273

No that's 22 in binary

>> No.66545279

I once hacked

>> No.66545305

I've DDoS it whenever Trump says something racist.

>> No.66545322

Kek, why the fuck are you hanging here, you think he will understand you? Every time I get into argument is with brainlets like couple of posts up. Feels like Sisyphus

>> No.66545364

Underrated post

>> No.66545465

the hacker known as 4chan hacked 127.0.1... bro... crAzy

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Me too, took the whole internet down worldwide.

>> No.66545539

I want to suck your big fat cock daddy

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>> No.66546539

why would someone use their own personal hardware for a job, does your job not pay for your equipment? sounds shitty

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>> No.66546652

These threads are so fucking bad. Every time

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>> No.66547599

>he only has 16gb

do you even do anything with your computer?

>> No.66547666

I lost here

>> No.66547693

And there is nothing wrong with that. It really is all one big botnet.

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>> No.66548521

I want to pet you.

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Man this thread sucks. Let me at least put one good joke in

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I have some old ones

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>> No.66549717

>no 'USB'
I hate boomers who call them that

>> No.66549718

>desktop CPUs versus iPhone 4 CPU
I chuckled

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>> No.66549773

>usb drive good
>flash drive very good
>usb stick good
>flash stick very bad

>no "computer stick"

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that's chink

>> No.66549823

Pass me usb zip disquette please

>> No.66549866

My wife Ryuuko is so cute.

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>> No.66549903

What does that have to do with any of this?

>> No.66549906


You're jealous of his perfect viewing angles and response time.

>> No.66549937
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The site was fucking up, giving (yous) to people. I got at least two in a thread I was posting in. Pretty spoopy.

>> No.66549950

>ios filename
>dumb unfunny /v/ meme
Everything checks out. Go back.

>> No.66550103
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>> No.66550277

She means that the shotgun spread expands like a funnel 'backwards'. For a reporter she's really bad with her wordage.

>> No.66550313

No shit.

>> No.66550411

>site is down
damn, I really wanted to see the most expensive pizza of all time

>> No.66550482
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>> No.66550606

kys dumb /v/trash

>> No.66550795
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>> No.66550868

nice, now post the one of the pull-request

>> No.66550909
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>> No.66551011

Revealing my power level, but shouldn't jump drive also be in shit of mysteries past tier, since it was a trademarked name used by lexar for their flash dongle disquettes?

>> No.66551085
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I made a thing.

>> No.66551127


>> No.66551195

>no "file buddy"

>> No.66551731

>Playing mechwarrior on that

>> No.66552420

>segmentation fault
>not buss error

>> No.66552864
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>tfw last time I saw this image I fapped to the tesselation girl
good times. Is there a source for her?

>> No.66552919

Here you go _(:3」∠)_
Consider getting help, though

>> No.66552981

not the last one, but the 3rd one, left of the Nvidia logo

>> No.66553000

I found it pretty clear. It's inaccurate but it's clear that she means that a shotgun applies an inverse funnel action on the projectiles.

>> No.66553029
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Any EEfags?

>> No.66553965

top CEk

>> No.66553985

never gets old

>> No.66553997

>no cringe
>posts one of the cringiest images

>> No.66554008

omg I got a boner

>> No.66554148

>get into technology of 21 century
fuck you for waiting til the last phrase to reveal you're a pajeet

>> No.66554180

If it works, it's not funny.

>> No.66554209
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Yeah I guess

>> No.66554272

you don't have to major in electrical engineering to understand a pun on the word 'ground'

>> No.66554299

Yeah but the ground sign makes it even better

>> No.66554335

>you have to be an EE to understand this
god I hate zoomers

>> No.66555253

Kek not even close, but I'm not burger either

>> No.66555995

Try to be understanding. He is from the United States of America, in his country nobody besides EE majors know what grounding is.

>> No.66556420

u sound gay

>> No.66556536
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>> No.66556839

is it weird i feel i know exactly how this tastes like

>> No.66557062

How do you accidentally hit the Z key?

>> No.66557107

Especially when you know they will zoom in on you!
Dang zoomers!

>> No.66557181

>that 20 year old zoomer who doesn't know about zoomers

>> No.66557200


>> No.66557208

boomers can't meme

>> No.66557286

It's not a bad thing.

>> No.66557305

Jay, is far you?

>> No.66557328

I'm guessing eastern European based on your grammar

>> No.66557393

Oh sweet jesus. That poor mother fucker.

>> No.66557674
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>t. some retard who doesn't know what prefetchers or disk caches are
I used to get angry that people could be this stupid. Now...

>> No.66558243

>tfw there for that thread

I will never not laugh. What a fucking idiot, he lost everything he'd ever done, his masters thesis, all of his projects, pictures from when he was a kid...

>> No.66558345

I have it as a doormat because I'm autistic

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>> No.66558577

If this was 1999.
I don't use shitty panels though these days.

>> No.66558583

>N.E. Briated

>> No.66558586
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Not him, but fuck... 1999 doesn't even seem like that long ago.

>> No.66558606
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I sure am.

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>> No.66558677

How? I understood right away that she means it shoots out in a funnel shape. From a distance it's really easy to hit several people standing near each other. Specially if you already use heavy spread shot.
Americans have real trouble with understanding words it seems by the 4chan backlash it caused.

>> No.66558691

Has 8-Bit Guy become a new meme?

>> No.66558750

Why is it that Linux doesn’t have this problem then, fag?

>> No.66558754

>codemonkey humor
This site isn't for retarded boomers who got a degree in school just to be codemonkeys by the book.

>> No.66558777

No matter what mainstream operating system you use these days, all your RAM is constantly in use.
It's just used as cache.

When bloat wants to take that RAM, it will push out those caches and let bloat use it instead.

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>> No.66558789
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As much as I appreciate you taking the time to appreciate my opinion, I only take people with jobs seriously.

>> No.66558801

Legit lol'd at this one. Cheers anon :raisesglassofwine:

>> No.66558822

It's because she's a dumb liberal cunt trying to explain to other dumb liberal cunts how a thing they hate so much works, because none of them understand firearms.

>> No.66559168
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a homeless man calling another homeless man a broke ass nigga

>> No.66559335

Why is it that with Linux I don’t have this problem. Idling I use ~500MB in use on Linux distros and 2-3GB on Windows

>> No.66559567

Linux has kernel support for caching you know.
You only see the wired memory, that's the 500MiB. I have a LTSB partition that idles at ~700MiB, rest of the 32GiB of memory is used as cache with some of it *actually* free.

>> No.66559581

So if it was a alt-right faggot saying it, it wouldn't be funny?

>> No.66559771

Windows shows "In use" and "cached" separately.

>> No.66559791
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alt-right? Conservatives in general understand how guns work, they own them.
Liberals think that rifles are some kind of military only weapon because people kit them out, it's like RGB lights on a rig.
The truth is, you're twice as likely to be killed by being hit with a fist than dieing from a rifle.

>> No.66559848

They need to make nigger caused death a seperate category.

>> No.66560652
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nice trips

I'm... I'm seeing a similarity here, am I nuts?

>> No.66560729


windows allocates ram to ((do things)) then frees it when another program tries to allocate more than there is free

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>> No.66561000

Thanks Anon

>> No.66561103

Thanks for this

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>> No.66561327

stop trying to psych me out, that is a female unless you have sauce

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>> No.66563167
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Tfw latest RHEL is 7.5

>> No.66563632

Wtf happened there? I missed it

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>> No.66563713

Look at the RAID, dumbass

>> No.66563741

Yeah but i mean was it accidental? Did someone trick him into it? How did it happen

>> No.66563748

It's a fucking failed drive, dumbass. the kind of shit that happens in RAID 0

>> No.66563762

Oh okay, not gonna lie i have no idea what that shit means

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>> No.66563775

Welp, you gonna learn today son


>> No.66563793

I see, i realized what raid 0 is but didnt know about 1 failed drive. Thanks anon

>> No.66563820

More specifically, it's a very, very, very bad idea to put anything important on a RAID 0 machine. It's there for pure space and stuff you don't care about losing, like some movies or something. This guy was arrogant and stupid, and he paid for it by losing most of his life's work.

If you got two drives, RAID 1.
If you got three drives, RAID 5.
If you got four drives, RAID 10.
If you got more, RAID 10 with hot spares.

That's my policy.

>> No.66564626

underrated post

>> No.66564816
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>From a distance it's really easy to hit several people standing near each other.

>> No.66566910

I will never know what this means and at this point I don't think anyone else knows either.

>> No.66566946

it's a screencap of a rage inducing 4chan greentext. It's basically a mom and a sister being assholes to a son.

being such a newfag and not knowing what that means

>> No.66567047

I've always wondered how a machine got this stuffed whilst still actually starting.

>> No.66567081

>shotguns work like in Call of Duty

>> No.66567085

Actually works quite well. Clip-on sunglasses are terrible and her face is the right shape for large glasses to look good. I wonder how comfy they are.

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>> No.66567178

> @google.com
Only people that work at google have emails on that domain.
Jesus christ.

>> No.66567224


>> No.66567269

Thank you anon

>> No.66567316

Jeez that was hard to follow

>> No.66567330

Yeah its an absolute clusterfuck

>> No.66567374

>Legacy code
>It works, but no one knows how
I like these. Post more.

>> No.66567393

>tfw a newfag does not know that Red Hat Linux =/= RHEL
That Red Hat box is likely older than you

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>> No.66567820

what game?

>> No.66567936

Holy shit how can anyone be dumb enough to RAID0 so many disks! It's like he WANTED to lose his data!

>> No.66567970

Do you know the thread number so i can check the archive?

>> No.66568272

google is a wonderful thing

>> No.66568297


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lurk more

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>> No.66568758

This makes me laugh tears every time I read it.

>> No.66569146

When I first got my SSD, the system partition was somehow named "System Resxrved". I have no idea how.

>> No.66569199

people actually fell for this bait

>> No.66569201

>i don't know something so no one does!
fuck off pretentious stupid faggot

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fucking y axis, how does it work

>> No.66569292

looks p comfy desu

makes you wonder about the mental state of someone if they think a couple gainfully employed men bonding over a productive outdoors activity with a not insignificant price tag is a bad thing

>> No.66569298

>faking a conversation to be "funny"

I don't get it.

>> No.66569352

>1 to rebut the person saying not to call a broken bulb burnt by pointing out burnt bulbs are indeed physically burnt, and that broken means the physical bulb has broken

>> No.66569383

then how come i have 8gb of ram and when i make a mistake in one of my prgrams it sucks up 7.9gb?

checkmate athetits

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>I wonder how comfy they are.
If you wear glasses all the time, you don't even notice the wraparounds are on outside of the sun block. In practice, they work better than transitions since most actually block the top of the glasses, don't take literal minutes to revert when you go indoors, and don't care about any other glass being polarized (transitions don't work if you're dealing with bright light through polarized glass, making them useless for driving).

>> No.66569455

>From a distance it's really easy to hit several people standing near each other.

yeah like 150 feet

>> No.66569495

I don't even understand why RAID 0 is even a thing. Just use your fucking drives as individual physical drives like a normal person so if one fails it's not the end of the fucking world.

>> No.66569510

It's useful in RAID 10 and 01 systems. You get dat blazing speed, and some redundancy.

>> No.66569516


KiLL me

>> No.66569527

>hey guys I put a few 256gb SSDs in raid 0 and hooked it up to my sata 3 port am i leet yet

>> No.66569530

true oldrag right here!

>> No.66569535

Not exactly a RAID 10 system is it now?
Raid 0 purely exists to give idiots a hard time and to give me people to laugh at.

>> No.66569561
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>RAID 0 is even a thing.
>>underage detected
Kidding aside, RAID 0 was really popular for a long time because it significantly improved read times on mechanical hard drives back in the age before SSDs when drives were slow as shit and expensive to the point where using a real RAID option with safety features would put you in the poor house. This is also back before every mobo in existence has RAID out of the box; if you wanted that functionality, you had to buy a separate drive controller and put up with it fighting for bandwidth over the PCI lane.

>> No.66569590

This, there was a time when editing DV video off a hard drive was a bitch and editing apps recommended a raid array if you dare layer anything.

>> No.66569613

>I am an oldfag too, right, right?


>> No.66569621

my networking lecturer regularly wears a T shirt with this on it.

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>0 errors 0 warnings

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For the uninformed lurkers

>> No.66569695

>*starts twerking*
every tiem

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You did video editing with RAID 0 in the 90's? Most of editing I've seen during that era was people patching together their newsgroup porn clips. Most people anywhere near the professional level didn't take risks and went with a proper RAID 5 setup. RAID 0 was mostly for affluent gaymers and people who wanted to live on the edge considering the that if one drive started to go, the whole setup would blow up on short order.

>> No.66570020

Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 24

>> No.66570235

yep, samefag

>> No.66570564

Now this is a quality joke.

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>> No.66571229

>considering the that if one drive started to go, the whole setup would blow up on short order.
If you were using it as a scratch drive it wouldn't really matter.

>> No.66571565

Took a bit of looking in the archives:

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>> No.66571736

>tfw I downloaded a game on limewire with an obvious trojan on it, but played it anyway just scanned with the anti-virus software afterwards

>> No.66571837

off by one since OCT 31 = 3x8+1 = 25

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>> No.66571884

>t. never been to the military
Yes, I said _distance_.

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>> No.66571893

>missing the point this hard

>> No.66571900

damn it

>> No.66571944

pls go kill yourself

>> No.66571969

how do you change that?

>> No.66571998

It's Microsoft Flight Sim but the point is doesn't matter. It would be awesome.

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>> No.66572316

can we have more of these?

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>> No.66572811

But anon kilo of a unit u is u * 10^3

>> No.66572943

1 KB = 1000 Bytes
1 KiB = 1024 Bytes

>> No.66572974

this seems fun
like playing russian roulette, but 24/7 and with all of your accomplishments at stake

>> No.66573024

Neither of those are accurate.
It's k not K

>> No.66573199

No, this guy is right, sort of. 10 in binary isn't three, but if the joke said 3, it wouldn't work. The original version of the joke is 'there are 3 kinds of people in the world, those who can count, and those who can't.' The joke is that the person telling the joke clearly can't count because the number is wrong. If the binary number above was 3, it would make no sense, you idiots.

>> No.66573378

How is KiB not accurate?

>> No.66573409

My mistake. KiB is accurate.
KB is not, It's kB. Small k for thousand, B for you know.

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