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Google has collected so much information on you that they can predict with 95% accuracy when you will die.




>turn up to hospital
>"pls help me I'm ill"
>get turned away because you were going to die in a few weeks anyway

What's the next step in the botnet's masterplan? I figure Google will start lying about the health of undesirables so it wont look suspicious when they kill them. Maybe all the anons who used to write "calle nigger" in legacy captcha will meet unfortunate ends soon.

>> No.66413320

I hope Google targets IE and Firefox users first, good thing I use Chrome.

>> No.66413369

good thing I don’t use google services.

>> No.66413407

Would you prefer to have your death predicted by Facebook or Microsoft?

>> No.66413432

>"I'm sorry anon but since we don't have enough data about you to do a reliable prediction of your life expectancy we are unable to provide medical services"

>> No.66413864

that's why you don't rely on state provided healthcare. earn money and pay for everything yourself. problem would arise when you needed a loan or something.

>> No.66413899


Can you turn the algorythm on google itself?

>> No.66413966

Looking on the bright side you would be able to get treated faster than others in queue if you'll be likely to die soon.
This would help creating a more meaningful priority queue, increasing the percentage of people to survive.
That's if you could be saved somehow and you need treatment faster than other.
I think this is what we should search for in this new AI.

>> No.66414102

cute boy

>> No.66414136

I'd fuck him/her/xer/zher/durr

>> No.66414228

it's not a tranny, headcase

>> No.66414272

>just stop being poor lmao

>> No.66414318

I wish I was a cute boy like that.
Imagine all the code I could write after a long day of sex with my bf.

>> No.66414319

you can't have both privacy and free shit. nothing wrong with being poor.

>> No.66414324

Even if it was a tranny, it wouldn't be a problem.

>> No.66414367

Good thing I don't use them either.

>> No.66414417

Who's this semen demon?

>> No.66414463
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Why do you want to know? You aren't going to do anything creepy like jack off to his pics or anything are you?

>> No.66414496

Remember Google Flu? That shit didn't work at all. Their 95% precision will be nowhere to be found, when it is to be verified externally.

>> No.66414510

It's gemma

>> No.66414535
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According to AI you died last week so we took the liberty to seize all your property and use it to fund immigration to Europe

>> No.66414549


so that's with the demented-ish facial expression..

>> No.66414658

She's a baka gaijin who gets drugged and fucked by Yakuza for your entertainment. That's what that facial expression is.

>> No.66414758

Sounds nice.

>> No.66414782
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according to the botnet...

>> No.66414798
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No man, just doing some research.

>> No.66414801

that's gemma and it's not a tranny you fucking dicksucking faggots

>> No.66414807

>you will never be a cute girl like her
why live

>> No.66414813

based post

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>> No.66414998

You’re a fucking moron lmfao move to vensuala already

>> No.66415000

Microsoft would forget to be evil and actually try to figure it out.

>> No.66415019

Yeah that’s cool and all but who’s the slut

>> No.66415061

It was already posted in the thread you faggorino homoboli.

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>> No.66415080

Trannies being good programmers is a lie.

>> No.66415086

Nobody said tranny that is clearly a trap.

>> No.66415098


>> No.66415127

-Dont Google "how not to die" before your deathbed
-The algorithm is hacked

>> No.66415134

>government will take care of me regardless
i'm not saying you shouldn't use free healthcare but you should be ready for when it's not there for you ie have a safety net of your own.

>> No.66415149
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>Trannies being good programmers is a lie.

>> No.66415262

If that happened, it would probably start deleting itself.

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>> No.66415755

how do I use this?

>> No.66415779
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It's pretty crazy how the botnet can pick things up. It detects it partly as "Sword Art Online" for some reason, however.

>> No.66416019

Blessings upon you, anon!

>> No.66418278

Cyberpunk dystopia now!
>google "ass cancer"
>your McSurance policy automatically increases its premiums

>> No.66418338

I welcome our Google overlords and hope they will come for IE/Edge users first.

>> No.66418405

>how to lurk

>> No.66418456

I would prefer not to have my death predicted by anybody.

>> No.66418951

Kill yourselves

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>> No.66418990

This is how they justify death panels in socialist countries.

>Oh hey we're just gonna deny you Healthcare because you're just gonna die soon anyways.

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>> No.66419041

/pol/ mentality aside there's absolutely nothing wrong with being transgender as long as you're not one of those blue haired ugly dudes who want to be called xyr.

If she looks like a girl, acts like a girl and is a professional what's the problem of her being a programmer?

>> No.66419071

I'm just sick of the trap meme that these niggers keep on spouting whenever someone posts something or someone remotely feminine. I don't give a shit about trannies tbqh. If you want to ruin your life, that's not my problem.

>> No.66421020

is this actually what americans think? shit like this is why america is seeming more and more like a third world shithole, i traveled there earlier this year (everywhere between california and alabama) and theres so many poor and homeless people EVERYWHERE, and the more and more i realise how fucked that country is the more it makes sense why they dont have public healthcare, they simply cant afford it, like african shitholes and the likes

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>> No.66421060

Not a shred of credibility

>> No.66422075

No it can't.

>> No.66422389

I hope they use their boston dynamics robots to pre-emptively kill me.

>> No.66422491

see >>66414319 >>66415134

>> No.66422523

>Implying I don't intentionally feed the botnet wrong information

>> No.66422545

Google trying to kill people goes against their business model because it means fewer people to expose to ads.

>> No.66422566
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>AI builds your profile for jobs
>AI says when you die
>AI tells you how to get somewhere
>AI is your relationships

fuck whos not gonna make it to 2050 at this rate?

>> No.66422911

If somebody can predict death probabilities it's them for sure but it's always probabilities unless you're either terminally ill or really old
The big problem may be ia objectives which may be attained by any means, even if it implies killing people: ultimate pragmatism
You may need to add a no kill clause in such objectives

>> No.66422955

There's a silver lining to this that I think people in this thread would otherwise miss:
They have hard evidence on what behaviours increase and decrease lifespans. While they don't have gene databases (yet, give it 5 years until google releases a 'family history through your genetics' service), they have the secrets to longevity. Ironically enough their extreme data collection about lifestyles gives them lots of data about what will increase or decrease a lifespan.

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Even identifies cropped stuff

>> No.66423056

i feel like this is a little presupposed, when it can state that youre going to die it will be 95% accurate but otherwise its not like it's aggregating a bunch of information and doing some wizard statistics to see that your health and lifestyle are trending toward an early death, it's probably seeing that you're looking up stuff related to the cancer you just got diagnosed for and all the books you bought about accepting your death then knowing youre probably on your way out

>> No.66423134

Turns out that looking up cancer books and terminal illness help stuff is REALLY bad for your health since most people who do this die shortly after.

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now I need to rewatch it crowd, thanks

>> No.66423299

>be 24, fit, eat healthy, work from home
>check predicted time of death
>15 minutes left
>15minutes go by
>Google™ killbot bursts inside room
>asks to solve captcha to proceed with the assassination
FUCK wat do I do bros, it's been like 5 minutes already and it won't leave

>> No.66423327

No, I want a FOSS solution I can run on my own device in a sandbox without internet access
Or not since this isn't important

>> No.66423337

Then install TempleOS

>> No.66423348

it's waiting to ask a 4chan poster to identify all humans, just wait a few more minutes

>> No.66423356

>what do you do
don't solve the captcha. just spam refresh.

>> No.66423376

>mfw my user agent says I'm using chrome
Haha I'm immortal.

>> No.66423969

>TempleOS predicts my death
Shit man Terry still got it

>> No.66424995

That doesn't work. It will get you a ban.

>> No.66425161
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>there's absolutely nothing wrong with being transgender

>> No.66425359

>It detects it partly as "Sword Art Online" for some reason,
That's scary, too. I bet it's recognizing the art style of an artist at A-1. AKA the studio that did SAO and half of who worked on franxx.

>> No.66426367

New as fuck.

>> No.66428495

What's this screenshots, what is this software and source of the manga, please?

>> No.66428531


>> No.66428641

No manga, one image

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