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The humor thread.

I love this video. Normies are the worst.

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>ten-an-am chips

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That video is full of retarded shit like that.

>Fifteen Double-U
Not to mention, Intel Ryzen.

>> No.66370998

Only brainlets consume alcohol, dear woman.

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>> No.66371478

Jesus fucking christ

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>> No.66371496

>this is a video from a channel with over TWO MILLION subscribers

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>> No.66371837

explain this

>> No.66371857

Beowulf cluster 2018 edition.

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Also the drawing of the molecule on the blackboard is wrong, look at the right side, the sides with double bonds don't alternate with the single bonds. Every bond on the right except for the one on the axis should be reversed (single to double and double to simple)

>> No.66371969

That flule meter is a hazard by itself desu

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>> No.66371985

They are using smartphones for minning?

>> No.66371986

I did something similar, except it was with two broken laptops. Basically both had messed up screens and one was missing keys. They were perfectly good Core2 machines and so I just stuck both into one old PC case and rigged them up as a home server. One ran my personal website and the other acted as a backup server for all my PCs, phone, and tablet. Then I bought a single used desktop to replace them and triple my storage.

No, only brainlets drink around other people or in public. Big brained niggers get wasted on vodka and rum while taking Ritalin and do 10 hour drunk programming sessions.

t. productive but won't live to be 40

>Are you sure about this John? I think we should hire an electrician.
>Don't worry honey, I know what I'm doing.

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>> No.66372020

You just know that's someone who got asked by HR what skills his replacement needs

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>> No.66372119

>people who reply to "your mother dies in her sleep" posts.jpg

>> No.66372163

I'd plug my connector into this hole, iykwim.

>> No.66372191

Google Review/SEO manipulation

>> No.66372209

Is this even possible to collect all those certifications before the first ones start expiring?

>> No.66372244

It's a (you) farm

>> No.66372318

That video was loaded with misinformation.

>> No.66372326

That's a funny looking drone.

>> No.66372414

Is it an ultimate 4chin shitposting cluster?

>> No.66372716

attention whores are not a new thing

>> No.66372754

I know how to create a virtual machine in vmware
what else do I need to know for a professional certification?

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>> No.66373448

Carbon can only make four bonds at a time you absolute brainlet, what you're talking about would mean it has 5 bonds.

>> No.66373469

>No, only brainlets drink around other people or in public. Big brained niggers get wasted on vodka and rum while taking Ritalin and do 10 hour drunk programming sessions.
>t. productive but won't live to be 40
You mean:
>t. retarded 16 year old edgy retard

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>> No.66373533

That thread was a blast

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>> No.66373655

Very nice

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>> No.66374090

t. basedboy

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>> No.66375073

Holy shit.

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An old favorite.

>> No.66375197

Yes, I spent $300,000 on certifications. Please hire me for this $40,000 a year job.

>> No.66375256

nice goatse

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>> No.66376829

>things that are true mean you're edgy and young
not him but im a 28 year old alcoholic that spends 10+ hours a day writing code. It's not edgy, it's just life. how could you not be a misanthropic alcoholic at this point? You'd have to be a complete dumb ass or thoroughly enjoy being fucked over to not want to be drunk and underground, while only socializing to get your supplies and leave the world for another 3 - 6 months.

>> No.66376865

everyone has lied to you so far, so I'll tell you now because it's not worth doing anymore and at this point, who cares. They've scaled up their beer money and were making a killing just getting phones to watch videos / run apps that pay you to run apps. It's called a "phone farm".

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>15 double u
>not 15 watts

>good news for those cryptominers
>mining with an apu

>6:34 and 6:42
>10 N M
>not 10 nanometers

>> No.66377785

women goatseeee

>> No.66378626

d...delet this

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>> No.66378941

If not you probably only have a window of a couple months to apply lmao

>> No.66378954

Wouldn't it be way cheaper to just run a couple hundred VMs?

>> No.66378968

. .

>> No.66378976

Is this loss?

>> No.66378985

something way worse...

>> No.66378987

>be me
>kicked out of house for sperging out at parents
>have to temporarily stay with middle age family freinds
>Bald tuff guy & Slut wife. could be worse
>need to look for place to rent. Ask Slut wife if I can use computer
>Slut wife - "Sure Anon no problem tee hee, right this way"
>follow swaying ass to computer. fugg
>bout what you'd expect. Everything default, only browser installed is the Internet Explorer,
0 effort in keepng things organized, desktop complete mess of trash/dodgy programs
>too scared to venture further, anxiety allready too damn high
>proceed to open the Internet Explorer
>slow as fuck
>bout 12 or so toolbars. 20% screen screen real estate
>..wtf.. completely unusable. Remove some, so can see
>can't find anything suitable to rent, whole experience very distressing. leave computer. never using that again
>blow some time
>Bald tuff guy - "hey Anon, come here need to speak with you"
>! ...? Go to where he is calling from.
>arrive. Bald tuff guy placing heavy shit in truck. kinda impressive
>w-whats up?
>Bald tuff guy "What have you done with my computer?"
>huh? "Just browsing rentals.." (anxiety over 9000%)
>legit confused, swear on me mum I dindu nuffin
>Bald tuff guy "I can't search the internet"
>Bald tuff guy in louder voice "I can't search the internet" ..?
"You used it last, you must have removed my search, the thing I use to search"
>"oooohh you mean those toolbars, that's not what yo--" Bald tuff guy - "PUT MY SEARCH BACK"

>fuck my life

>> No.66379085

phoneposters shitposting for (You)s at incredible hihg speed.

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This gives me the fear.

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Every time, I'm still mad

>> No.66380361

Should have just installed firefox

>> No.66380369

Jesus, this is the worst thing ever


>> No.66380480

Once you enter the field you'll realize everyone drinks in development.

>> No.66380530

Your story sucks and you should kill yourself.

>> No.66380544

>not scrot '%Y-%m-%d_$wx$h.png' -e 'mv $f ~/cringe/'

>> No.66380578

At first I thought he was talking about 2010 but then he said 2018
Wtf is this video

>> No.66380620

Have you considered suicide?

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>> No.66380826

>Intel uses hyperthreading
>amd uses overclocking

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>> No.66380914


the belt buckle HAHAHHAHA

>> No.66381002

also >Intel CPUs run cooler and consume less while AMD CPUs run hotter and consume more power
especially true for 28 core 2000(double-u) nuclear reactors

>> No.66381043

This is by far the most retarded video I've ever seen, but the best part is that they still have kept it up despite everyone saying it's completely wrong.

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phone farms / click farms are pretty common. It's used for a variety of things ranging from dating sites (chat with dozens of men on dozens of sites and get them to send you money) to voting with clicks or ratings. Basically.. if you can make a dollar an hour with one phone doing whatever then 60 phones make you $60 per hour instead of $1.

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>not superior Windows 10S
bet it can't even do 1080p

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>> No.66382111

shut the fuck up you stupid nigger, you don't have any idea what you're talking about

>> No.66382146

I don't think that's gonna get the proper amount of lift anon

>> No.66382161

>No, only brainlets drink around other people or in public
except that's literally the best time to drink, because it helps you build connections and friends and actually get out of your fucking basement, anon.

>> No.66382172

I don't get it

>> No.66382207

Please never attempt to do your own wiring. The person that installed that didn't get it either.

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posting the first funny image in this thread

>> No.66382236

I've done my own wiring and it isn't that hard. It's literally got a positive and a negative so don't mix them up and look up how to properly wrap them around the terminals.

electrician work isn't hard but electricians can do it insanely fast whereas a layman would need to a bit a research and spend a bit of time getting it right

>> No.66382253

Le "I do something I know is retarded, but by explicitly mentioning it I hope to make it less retarded" meme

>> No.66382298

The screws are wired to the mains for some reason.

It's not deadly because your hand won't contract around a non-exposed screw, but you'll get a nice shock. Maybe what prompted that guy to test and fix it.

>> No.66382308

That tool monitors voltage. Generally you would use it on your leads or insert it into the socket to check your readings. The thing is showing 120 volts *at the fucking screws of the wall plate*, which means anything conductive that touches those two screws (like a human hand, for instance) and completes the circuit is going to get one hell of a shock.

>> No.66382313

The screws on the light switch are in contact with the house's wiring.

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>AC wiring
>it's just positive and negative

>> No.66382389

Nice LARP.

>> No.66382393

>you'll realize only codemonkeys drink in development.

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I've never posted on /g/ before but I did a thing and there will never be a more appropriate thread.

Rate my portable charger, /g/.

>> No.66382535

that was fucking hilarious

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>having to re-charge your "portable" battery pack more than once a month
You guys look ridiculous doing that.

>> No.66382710

What the fuck

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>but muh implications
You look ridiculous for thinking you're on /b/ not /g/.

>> No.66383319

That picture is very funny, can I save it?

>> No.66383435

is this loss

>> No.66383449

it's fake CPU cache

>> No.66384299

It's all yours my friend

>> No.66384321 [DELETED] 

I'm not your friend, buddy

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>> No.66385198

Delete this.

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>> No.66386681

>No, only brainlets drink around other people or in public. Big brained niggers get wasted on vodka and rum while taking Ritalin and do 10 hour drunk programming sessions.
>t. productive but won't live to be 40

My dude is speed running life.
Add a lot of red bull, deep dish pizza, and ice cream cakes to the regiment.

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>> No.66387521

Wouldnt it be easier to emulate devices on a computer?

>> No.66387543
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i wish i could buy an amiga like that
the condition also looks pretty great

>> No.66387581

typical waman in le dech indystry

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Damn if the fat anon really got arrested for an outdated death ceetificate that will be sad.

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Requesting the one where anon had 8 drives in raid 0.

>> No.66387670

Not if you are retarded/Chinese.

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Thanks fren

>> No.66387808

that's a naphthalene faggot

>> No.66387853

she's seems based to me

>> No.66387875

he's being creative

>> No.66387892

quality post

>> No.66388001

oh god

>> No.66388184

>*places whisky bottle in focus for /bsg/ thread picture*

>> No.66388299

what's the point of series resistors under a light switch? 244v seems a bit high though, if they're identical

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>> No.66389093

At least the vendor known what it is

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>Literally a certification for alternate definitions of various buzzwords that are unnatural and don't exist in any other form of communication besides the manager dialects.

>> No.66389764


I was there

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>> No.66391227

Is it satire?

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>> No.66391533

We get it, you vape

>> No.66391809

So what? It failed, but at least it was super fast.

>> No.66391940

If I maintained a public repo I'd probably merge it, why the hell not

>> No.66392275

>what is output imedance

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>> No.66393091

Anyone got that reddit print of the faggot who ran the obfuscated rm -rf thinking it was the zelda theme?

>> No.66393184

Thanks, Lorry

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I think he means this

>> No.66393481

why did the pentium 2 use cartridges again?

>> No.66393884

>what are isomers
Retards. C10H8 can be a bunch of things, pic is Naphthalene.

>> No.66394681


i have honestly seen this in real life

thank god the fridge was always on and no body touched it

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> Those digits.

>> No.66394905

no way

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>> No.66395226

They unlisted it

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I'm surprised no one has posted this one yet.

>> No.66395280

Dude should have merged.

>> No.66395329 [DELETED] 

I'm not your buddy, pal

>> No.66395356

Because that's /g/ humor, not /g/ humor

>> No.66395369

It's still ON their channel though, they should delete it completely

>> No.66395476

i see you worked hard anon to make that post, i also like that manjaro rice.
here is a (You), sorry that the economy is in such dire straits.

>> No.66396638

>i dont know

>> No.66396823

I'm retarded, what is exactly illegal about the files on that hard drive?

>> No.66396896

I believe it's a bit like opening someone else's mail without authorization.

>> No.66396972

but the father is the son since he is the sprit and the father and they are both god

>> No.66397171

Lick it across both screws, I dare ya!

>> No.66397189

What shit software is this, so I can know to avoid it?

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>> No.66397363

It's available in m$ office

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>> No.66397544

>literal feature
>disabled by default

>> No.66397549

Only newfags REE at that shitty roleplay.

>> No.66397561

What shithole do you have to live in that you have fucking import fees from China.

>> No.66397572

The vast majority of places have some form of import fee that applies regardless of wherever it comes from. Including the US. The threshold is just much, much higher there.

>> No.66397579

Not in the EU.

>> No.66397581

You're retarded.
I buy shit all the time from abroad and have to pay VAT + custom fee if high enough.

>> No.66397589

Also, if you want proof:

>> No.66397603

I'm retarded because you're misinformed?
I can order anything from China without tax, plus thanks to China being out to jew the world, the postage is usually free.
So if I buy something that's 20€, I only pay 20€, no import tax and if the postage is free, no postage either. Same applies when I order something from the US.

I don't know if this is bait... Did you even read it yourself?

>> No.66397614

What country are you in?
I'll find you the fucking page myself.
You're full of shit.

>> No.66397621

>As soon as you buy a product from a non-EU country, then effectively you become an importer and become liable to Customs and Excise Duty as well as Value Added Tax (VAT) payments. If the terms of sale do not specify another arrangement, the goods would normally be held by the Customs Authority at entry, pending the payment of duty and tax.

>> No.66397631

Just read it and you can already guess yourself.

Yes, because I said I'm ordering truck full of shit from China and not a 20€ item. You really are retarded.

Stay mad.

>> No.66397650

I really can't, almost all countries in the EU use the euro.
Your second sentence doesn't even make sense. You didn't say anything about a truck and the tax free limit in most EU counties is around the 20 euro mark.
I've been doing this shit for 6+ years, I can assure you I know more about it than you.

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>> No.66397678

>I really can't, almost all countries in the EU use the euro.
>Your second sentence doesn't even make sense. You didn't say anything about a truck and the tax free limit in most EU counties is around the 20 euro mark.
You really are stupid. I won't even argue with you, I tried to make it clear with satire, but you just missed it so painfully.
The point being, I don't have to pay any sort of tax when ordering something from aboard if it's a puny little shit like a SAS connector (at 15 USD, with current rate, a little over 12€).

PS: Nice typos, but I'd guess you actually can't spell for shit.

>I've been doing this shit for 6+ years, I can assure you I know more about it than you.
That's all cute and stuff, while I've been using eBay to buy and sell world wide since the early 2000's.

>> No.66397718

>I tried to make it clear with satire
That's literally "I was just pretending to be retarded" said differently.

>I don't have to pay any sort of tax when ordering something from aboard if it's a puny little shit like a SAS connector
But you just said
>I can order anything from China without tax
You absolute fucking retard.

>PS: Nice typos, but I'd guess you actually can't spell for shit.
First of all, that isn't an argument, and second of all, there literally are none.

>> No.66397755 [DELETED] 

>That's all cute and stuff, while I've been using eBay to buy and sell world wide since the early 2000's.
Forgot to add, if you're selling stuff it literally doesn't affect you, its on the buyers end where the tax falls (Australia is pissing around with this though and its GST) and I know you're full of shit on the buying end because if it was above ~20 euros you would have been taxed, unless you live in some shithole where the customs authorities aren't doing their job right.
Just admin you're wrong and stop trying to backtrack. Its embarrassing.

>> No.66397767

>That's all cute and stuff, while I've been using eBay to buy and sell world wide since the early 2000's.
Forgot to add, if you're selling stuff it literally doesn't affect you, its on the buyers end where the tax falls (Australia is pissing around with this though and its GST) and I know you're full of shit on the buying end because if it was above ~20 euros you would have been taxed, unless you live in some shithole where the customs authorities aren't doing their job right.
Just admit you're wrong and stop trying to backtrack. Its embarrassing.

>> No.66397798

New Zealand. Limit used to be $400, now companies that sell things here have to register and pay tax.

>> No.66397866

it depends. Android emulation is not easy, and buying just like ...20-30$ phones is a heck faster/cheaper than working out a valid, "feel real" Android device. Running the VMs is also very taxing.

sooo I guess, it's a lot cheaper, and also more organic. it's a real device, with a real OS and all that, so Google/whatever can never say manipulation ever happened.

>> No.66397872

IIRC you can do Cisco and "keep it", but you need an external exam at the end of the course. so not only you do the very pricey base course with tests already included there, you also have a finish exam which also costs a fucktno.

>> No.66397891

I have 115 volts on my ethernet cable

>> No.66397939

wonder what happened to the dude, I saw the thread

>> No.66397977

What a fucking retard

>> No.66398000

Aren't these iphones?

>> No.66398011

>I've done my own wiring and it isn't that hard. It's literally got a positive and a negative so don't mix them up

fucking nu g holy shit pls be bait

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>> No.66398154

make sure to chuck it in the ocean when you're done with it

>> No.66398173

>First of all, that isn't an argument, and second of all, there literally are none.
not him but your a dumb

>> No.66398213

Americans think EU is one country.

>> No.66398218

I keked harder than I should have.

>> No.66398278

Well I see it now, fair enough, but I clearly spelled it right earlier in the post.

I don't see what you're getting at, I said "EU countries".

>> No.66398349

>Doesnt know about non-binary-conforming non-cis voltage

>> No.66398377

The real enlightenment for a developer comes when he realizes the most powerful language to learn is suit speak

>> No.66398618
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>Falling for Hyperthreading meme

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>> No.66399104
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Is that reddit.com i see?

>> No.66399388


>> No.66399684

post the :( You

>> No.66399720
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>he doesn't know how to program efficiently

>> No.66400264

I can confirm, I order things from chinkland under 22 yuro all the time and there is no tax
Also I have no idea whats going on with the rest of the world, recently ordered a NeXTStation system unit for 150 yuro (just the system unit, needed it for parts) from USA and there was no tax, I think there is no tax when you get it from another person and not a company

>> No.66400372

I guess it has to do with IMEI, since it's one of the strongest tools to block spam and these kinds of schemes?

>> No.66400374

If its marked as a "gift" (ie person to person), the threshold is normally higher, but still usually liable for tax.
Depending on the country though, as I said, customs might do a poor job of catching it, especially if its with unregistered SAL shipping, which a lot of chink sites used.

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>> No.66400746
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>> No.66400824

100mA*30=3A*5V=15Watt cooking? fuckung memers

>> No.66400858

This is the first I've heard of the Ballmer Peak, but it's something I've experienced in the past year at College since turning 21 last summer. I'd have about two beers in the evening and still be working on my Compressible Flow homework or some Matlab program and I would end up working better than when I was sober. This link includes a link to a study that supports this and a very brief article.


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>> No.66401295

>fuck huge speakers
>blue ribbon
RMA yourself

>> No.66401449

how dafuq

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>> No.66401705

did you have a sas card if not they wouldent work

>> No.66401936

lurk moar

>> No.66401955
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>> No.66402274

ive been here for almost 6 years and i still have no idea how this shit works so ye(not the guy you replied to)

>> No.66402662

Why the fuck do these never work for me?

>> No.66402857

the preview selects 1 in x pixels to show, so if you take an image and overlay each pixel it would sample with another image it will show a different image before and after preview

>> No.66402876

well, do I want to put a laptop in a atx case now.

>> No.66402978

He posted when they arrived, just a bunch of hedges in pots that he had to grow himself

>> No.66403550

probably because you're using forchonecks and you have it set up so it uses PNG files full image instead of thumbnail, I think it might be default behavior

>> No.66403675

>One phone poster to rule them all

>> No.66403807


>> No.66403862

>cloud computing

>> No.66403940 [DELETED] 

Is Intel really this bad?

>> No.66403990

I did not see this comming

>> No.66404197 [DELETED] 


>buying Intel in 2018

>> No.66404657


>> No.66405378

Off yourself.

>> No.66405527
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>> No.66405569

this will never not be funny

>> No.66405645

You goddamn retard.
Look up grounding, you need a third ground wire you idiot

>> No.66405689

>he uses something that's not 4chan
"what a fag"

>> No.66405705

>no ground
my condolences

>> No.66405732

the person who owned this one house before us was fucking retarded because the wiring inside the porch lightswitch somehow came undone and the screws shocked me

>> No.66405795


>> No.66405841
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I got you bro.

>> No.66405888

Except these are literally cancer. Go back.

>> No.66406603

>spoken like a tru wannabe Merkin handyman
I can see now why the govt. here in Australia mandates that you have to do an apprenticeship in order to become a sparky.

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plebbit I can allow but funnyjunk? Might as well be 9gag

>> No.66406658

Everytime a thread like this happens, I'm never there. Not fair.

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>> No.66406756

But it's resistance measuring mode. Or is that the joke?

>> No.66406786

is this post ironic?

>> No.66406787
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>122 AC

>> No.66406928

>I'm worried that one day I'll be getting a drink from a water fountain and someone will come up behind me and slam my head down
truly a statement for the ages

>> No.66406936

Don't try and act like you were in it, faggot

>> No.66406984

In his drunkenness he was trying to start a hedge fund.

>> No.66406997

Third-world spec wiring.
Works better than condoms!

>> No.66407061

Some third worlders call hot wire a positive, since they don't know how live wire is called in english.
And some tech illiterate niggers, like here http://www.yankodesign.com/2012/01/02/the-any-way-socket/

>> No.66407110

That's a man.

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By the way, you have 20 seconds to find a flaw.

>> No.66407185

Live and neutral (not fucking positive and negative) overlap. No grounding. The fuck does "electrode flow" mean? There aren't even electrodes in that picture, or in the entire product.

>> No.66407190
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/g/ prefers Linux but Microsoft prefers /g/

>> No.66407217

Live and neutral, no ground, overlap...

>> No.66407459

usb is 500mA minimum, so 500*30=15000mA, or 15A. 15A*5V=75W

>> No.66407523

Instead of having live and neutral on the inside and outaide of the sleeve, have a central pin. However, you would only be turning your plug into an oversized barrel jack. Also, no earth.

>> No.66407955

Off-die cache. If you cracked it open it was a CPU die with two black cache chips next to it. They did that because process technology wasn't quite up to making large amounts of L2 with decent yields at high speeds, which is why the Pentium Pro was so expensive.

Within a year they'd fixed that and Slot 1 was completely superfluous. They were making Celeron As with on-die cache and soon started making P3s that way too, so they junked it for Socket 370 as fast as they could, but it lived for a while since slockets were a thing.

>> No.66407995

>didn't link to youtube
you, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar

>> No.66408035

Didn't it come tumbling down? Were there any pictures of the aftermath?

>> No.66408037

they never work for me either. The girl doesn't slam down her dress even if I open the image in a new tab, instead of just hovering. Playing with 4chanx's image options does nothing. I think it has to do with how Pale Meme renders PNGs being somehow different from modern Firefox and the like.

>> No.66408044


Toasters accept bread

>> No.66408051

just kicked my dog, thanks asshole

>> No.66408149
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>>kicked out of house for sperging out at parents
So... basically you're a NEET whiney redneckbeard manchild?

PROTIP: When it comes time the fly the coop,real men leave home, they don't get kicked out.

By their parents.

In their 30's.

>> No.66408340

Pulp Fiction said you can't run in the red all the time.

>> No.66408540

No stupid it's 1234 or the story of a fake kid who fake sister got his fake laptop and uninstalled all his stuff and ruined his gay little day because it was just a stupid story.

>> No.66408562

checked her twittter, she is one angry female

>> No.66408563

wut dat

>> No.66408568


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>> No.66408784

Fuck off wofaggot

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>draws 15kws while browsing web.
>still freezes on 5+tabs


>> No.66409059

>talking a joke seriously
That's why we have people on /g/ who think traps are cool also, because they thought the bait was real.

>> No.66409075
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women were a mistake. Give back the rib!

>> No.66409083

lurk more newfriend

>> No.66409107

mining bitcoins with your "brand new just tested" ebay phones.

>> No.66409268

Freshman is a stupid term anyway. As are sophomore, junior and senior.

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couldn't agree more. newfag and oldfag would be much more appropriate.

>> No.66410806

>HR: Please help use get a qualified replacement
>CCNA only engineer: Ok

>> No.66411146

Would this work? How does the current get to earth? How much current can one bucket of sand earth?

>> No.66411204


It's fake obviously, it wouldn't make sense for half of these to appear together since they cover so broad spectrum that hardly any professional would possibly have interest in all of these fields (server administration, management, networking, VOIP etc..) let alone hold all of these certs. For example getting a single CCIE cert is a major pain in the ass and it costs a lot, let's just say, that you submit request to cisco (together with non refundable $1500), IF they accept it, you then set the date for the flight, because they only test CCIE-s at their headquarters, and then you pay the rest of non-refundable fee which is several more grands. let's not forget the several thousand dollars you had to spend on the lab, and obviously for the prior/prerequisite cisco certs and labs for those (usually multiple CCNA.CCNP certs ie. CCNA R&S+CCNA Sec; CCNP R&S +CCNP Sec). Besides no one would ask for your CCNA cert if you're (any) CCIE, that would be just ridiculous. It's like asking for elementary school grades, after you submit your Phd degree..

>> No.66411214

let me guess - gender studies degree?

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>> No.66411551

kekked hard

>> No.66411677

> starts twerking
> Miku
Is a slut alright.

>> No.66412066

KYS Reddit fuck scum

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>> No.66413678

>Outlet angles are different
Literally all wall outlets have the same orientation though

>> No.66414339
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Sometimes I almost forget it's summer.
Then I read shit like this.

>> No.66414682

can someone explain to me this command and how it works the way it does?

>> No.66414942

crossboarder here. Care to explain?

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>> No.66415492

I have an irrational amount of anger for people that do this.

>> No.66415681

It's not irrational at all.
Imagine you had a question and got a notification it was answered, only to see a reply like "I don''t know" or "This completely irrelevant thing does something else" sitting there.
Those people need a smack in the face.
The fact that you can't flag or delete inappropriate answers is a glaring flaw.

>> No.66415827

Would be a fun gimmick for a festival.

>> No.66415866
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Amazon sometimes sends those questions to people who had bought the product previously per mail. People think they are being addressed directly. That is why you see these ridiculous answers all the time

>> No.66416120

USB is minimum 0.5A, USB 3 ports are commonly 2A for charging and shit

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