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65218588 No.65218588 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe] [rbt]

This is actually a thing Intel gave out during one of the developer conferences/meetings

>> No.65218591

they sent you a good message

>> No.65218604

I only use dildos, not beads.

>> No.65218623

That's because you're a faggot.

>> No.65218635

Beads are too small you fag.

>> No.65218658

Whats the point here? Can it bend and hold shape so you can put it around the corner or something? Can you cut it short if you need it shorter?

I don't see why this shape would be designed, it makes no sense to me, I see no benefits to this and many disadvantages.

>> No.65218682

Incognito anal beads

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just plug and play

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itd be pretty cool if it actually still worked after use as anal beads.
id use them desu.

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>> No.65218741 [DELETED] 

This is a guess, but you're probably meant to wrap extra wire around the narrows parts.

>> No.65218746

Where do you insert the USB plug?

>> No.65218751

This is a guess, but you're probably meant to wrap extra wire around the narrow parts.

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Now Intel can actually properly stretch my good goy butthole!
Thank you based Intel

>> No.65219277

I'd be worried if my asshole was gaping that much.

>> No.65219294

More women in tech!

>> No.65219759

Ahhhhh, haven't laughed that hard at stupidity found on 4chan in a while. Thanks.

>> No.65220125

Its not tapping, it's healthily widened

>> No.65220137

>plug me in

>> No.65220154


It's so dense, almost like a renaissance painting

>> No.65220157

AMD also shit now
FX still the best

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>> No.65220215

Yeah I'm sure. How many dragon dildos do you pwn?

>> No.65220218

The boring answer is that it probably saves on material, thus reducing cost.

>> No.65221951


Fuck, my sides.

>> No.65222486

Not enough to fit 2 apples yet.

>> No.65222534


I had a hearty kek, thanks anon

>> No.65222567

Seems right up someone's alley, so to say.

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>> No.65224378

Seriously? I've taken shits that had a larger diameter than those beads.

Do you never shit or something?

>> No.65224389

Maybe he only eats soybeans and his shit is the size of his pinky finger.

>> No.65224436

Clearly trying to win some of the Apple market back.

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>> No.65224914

"Go fuck yourself"?

>> No.65224980

i don't understand the intel hate ?
why is AMD superior to intel ?

>> No.65224997

I want one.

>> No.65225027

You can shove it full of big dongles. I have some shitty wifi adapters that require 2 ports because I can't fit anything else next to it.

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