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OFFICIAL /g/ humor/humour thread!

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>>63207478

>choose convenience
>more free time
>literally makes you more free

When will freetards learn?

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OC incoming

>> No.63207745

>>63207610
That's not a screen

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>>63207962

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>>63207478

>> No.63208109

>>63208100
>pajeet shit everywhere
nice

>> No.63208144

>>63207478
Freedom to waste your own time maybe.

>> No.63208145

>>63208109
gee anon thanks for pointing that out I would've never seen it

>> No.63208288

>>63207610
>not a screen
typical android user

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>> No.63208330

>>63207745
>>63207745
I'm pretty sure thats the joke.

They made "the most durable screen in the world", only to have back shatter into a million pieces

>> No.63208337

>>63208301
1 is prime

>> No.63208346

>>63208100
much better

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>>63208337
The absolute state of g

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>>63208337

>> No.63208368

>>63208144
if your times purpose is gaming and not being productive

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>> No.63208696

>>63207375
A /g/entooman would have delayed the presentation and started digging into the command line with xrandr if their shitty thinkpad wouldn't connect to the projector.

>> No.63208703

>>63207375
How many times does 58 go into 16

Ask Kevin Spacey

>> No.63208728

>>63208144
i guess that makes prisoners free. all they have is time

>> No.63208737

>>63208337

"greater than 1 that has no positive divisors other than 1 and itself"

sry dude

>> No.63208755

>>63208696
it is a macbook, it doesn't have anything besides usb type c and the guy didn't have a dongle(tm)

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>> No.63208784

>>63208755
Theres another macbook with what appears to be a type C hub though

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>> No.63208799

>>63208368
Mad fag trying to defend how much time he wastes fixing shit instead a hobby

>> No.63208803

>>63207396
would this hold up in court?

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>> No.63208815

>>63208784
no mactoddler know how to transfer files between computers

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>> No.63208909

>>63208865
Merzbow.mp3

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>> No.63208924

>>63207555
Sir, hand over your trips.

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>> No.63208935

>>63208922
Laugh.
Not Cringe.

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>>63208935
thanks for posting

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>> No.63209010

>>63208978
I'm with stark on this one.
He's the tech savvy one here, not the captain.

>> No.63209025

>>63208978
Allman is better

>> No.63209041

>>63209025
>>63209010
>>63208978
allman master race

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>>63208865
>>63208865

Can someone explain this meme? Ive seen it before, I never got it. Are the headphones suppose to be shit?

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>>63209082
The headphones are like 400 dollars but sound like shit

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>/g/ plays Besiege

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>>63208978
A new challenger approaches...

>> No.63209148

>>63209082
>>63209122
He's actually listening to a recording from the police. It's an audio of a hiker being eaten by a bear after after he dropped his phone while he was trying to make a nature video. Unfortunately there's no leaked copy of the actual audio.

>> No.63209149

>>63208896
This should replace /g/'s current sticky

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>>63209094
>>63209142

>> No.63209185

>>63208922
This is great

>> No.63209186

>>63209082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L34S4Tt1EuQ

>> No.63209229

>>6320904
Haven't laughed this hard in awhile anon, thanks.

>> No.63209234

>>63209142
>>63209154
these fucking snakes triggers my autism

>> No.63209240

>>63209094
>>63209142
>>63209154
uhh

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shintel and automatic machine dick are both terrible
>shintel has the intern cumming on the processors
>automatic machine dick is generations behind
pick one

>> No.63209275

>>63208978
Allman sates my autism. I also have to make sure I use only one version of "type& var", "type & var", or "type &var" for the entire project.

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>>63208957

>> No.63209310

>>63209263
Where are the humans?

>> No.63209414

>>63209263
>holy shit the second guy from the left
did his mother breed with a fish or something, wtf?

>> No.63209441

>>63209045
Init
>Fuck Capt. Burger

>> No.63209508

>>63209234
>>63209240
Didn't you know that sausage is good for audio quality?

>> No.63209549

>>63208803
kek I'd also like to know

>> No.63209560

>>63207478
>convenience
>Have to wait in a long line
>There's no line for freedom

>> No.63209589

>>63209122
source

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>>63208337
(You)

>> No.63209657

>>63209589
Akiba's Trip: The Animation
the first and last couple of episodes are story based while the ones inbetween are somewhat like the webm
i recommend it tbqh

>> No.63209845

>>63208301
other than he need to iterate the for loop to sqrt(num) what's wrong with it?

>> No.63209863

>>63208953
Why is there a light bulb in there?

>> No.63209866

>>63208929
Is this more of that NCIS bullshit? Please post the one with two people typing at one keyboard, gets me every time

>> No.63209884

>>63208337
If 1 is prime, then 1 would be the only prime number

>> No.63209905

>>63209186
Fake and gay

>> No.63209919

>>63208803
The user has obviously circumvented the sticker intentionally and is aware of what it represents, so I doubt it would.
Seeing as most EULAs wouldn't stand up in court, it doesn't matter anyway

>> No.63209923

>>63209866
This one was CSI right before they launched the short-lived CSI Cyber spinoff

>> No.63209977

Does anybody have that one meme about this guy that goes to a party and starts criticizing everybody's gadgets and wishes he was home updating his kernel

>> No.63210009

>>63209977
https://www.google.co.nz/search?q=i+wish+i+was+at+home+updating+my+kernel&tbm=isch

>> No.63210138

>>63210009
I ain't clicking on that proprietary url

>> No.63210149

>>63208922
>tfw I actual solder like this
Is there a good book I can learn to solder?

>> No.63210193

>>63209094
>>63209154
>>63209142
THICC

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>>63210009
Thank you

>> No.63210274

>>63208896
'hello world' is this a sample code I am looking at.

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>>63208883
>forcing all children in a block

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>> No.63210670

>>63207745
>>63208288
>iFags don't get the joke
Typical

>> No.63210716

>>63209042
I don't really find it funny when the guy is a legit retard, i.e. needs supervision

>> No.63210740

>>63208815
>t. poorfag

>> No.63210752

>>63208100
>choose between two jews
I rather kill myself.

>> No.63210835

>>63209845
wouldn't it for a large prime return a bazillion falses and then a true?

>> No.63210872

>>63210149
You don't need a book.

Don't melt the solder with the iron. Let the heat provided by the iron being transferred to the pad and component melt the solder.

Place the tip so it's touching the component lead and the pad on the pcb. Feed the solder where the iron and compoonent/pad meet. Don't touch the solder onto the surface of the iron to melt it like a retard.

Similar idea for soldering two wires together. Get the two wires hot with the iron, and feed solder where the iron and wires meet. If you have proper heat transfer, the solder well melt and flow around the wire.

>> No.63210876

>>63208795
nice edit

>> No.63210885

>>63208843
h8 when that happens

>> No.63210899

>>63209866
Here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

>> No.63211056

>>63209154
>>63209142
>>63209094

what are these cable for?

>> No.63211103

>>63211056
memes

>> No.63211144

>>63209154
>>63209142
>>63209094
>sneaky snek

>> No.63211165

>>63211056
Embezzling anacondas

>> No.63211212

>>63211056
To avoid interference from the electricity's electromagnetic waves on the sound waves.

>> No.63211228

>>63211212
Jesus christ audiophiles are retarded

>> No.63211229

>>63209078
Every time this is posted there's someone who goes
>female programmers
She's obviously fucking with him. See, he has a Lain avatar, lainfags are fucking annoying.

>> No.63211272

>>63211228
That is also the reason why they usually keep any cables off the ground. (due to some sort of ground energy that is different from manufacturer to manufacturer) so that the signal in the cable is clean and does not interfere with anything.

If you think that is retarded then you should see how many thousands of dollars one of these things cost.

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>> No.63211499

>>63209845
It is incredibly slow, it is much faster to use Eratosthenes sieve algorithm.

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>>63208829

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>>63211414
> Framerate FPS

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>>63208337
I want /pol/ to go back

>> No.63211780

>>63208909
it's actually a masonna live set. they're usually not longer than that webm because he jumped off some speaker and almost died, screaming at his effect paddles.

>> No.63211782

>>63211414
NIGGA GOT 4 SCREWDRIVERS FOR ONE COMPUTER

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>>63208368
yeah I'd rather be dealing with bullshit problems on linux than working on my game
110% productive choice

>> No.63211938

>>63211904
Keep telling yourself that while reinstalling windows again.

>> No.63212017

>>63208109
I'm an Indian. I'm tired of all the things people say about us. I mean, which other country is hated the most? North Korea? We're probably next to North Korea. Several people called me "pajeet", "who shits on the streets" "giv bob and vegana" as soon as I told them I'm from India. I'm now afraid of telling that I'm Indian. I feel ashamed. One person said "US should nuke India" on a youtube video about India and it got hundreds of likes or upvotes. Most of the things people say only apply to poor people and uneducated. People like me in the cities probably never saw anyone shitting on streets. I honestly never saw anyone shit on streets. At least from what I know, people don't shit on "streets" but in an open area like farmlands in villages. I keep my identity hidden and don't tell anyone that I'm Indian. I'm afraid they'll treat me differently. I keep trying to avoid those comments but they are affecting me. Not directly but indirectly. For example, read any Reddit threads about, you'll see hate comments about India. Fuck this shit

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>>63212017
Not sure if copypasta but in any case I suspect the rise of actual vitriol towards Indians (over and above the usual Pajeet programmer memes) came along with the influx of /pol/acks.

(my actual capcha; what the fug)

>> No.63212136

>>63210872
Late as fuck, but thank you nontheless. I guess I'll get back into soldering in a few weeks.

>> No.63212221

>>63212017
I love India, they have the best religions, Hinduism and Bhuddism, also they can cook soo good. They have beautiful landscapes and their festivities are always colorful.

>> No.63212239

>>63212221
go back to /pol/, pajeetnigger.

>> No.63212352

>>63212239
I ain't gonna go nowhere k?

>> No.63212389

>>63212017
People won't hate you if you don't shit in the street.

You're just a shit-tier people desu.

>> No.63212464

>>63212049
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cari%C3%B1ena

>> No.63212473

>>63212221
t. Pajeet who shits the streets

>> No.63212493

>>63210835
Lol what? Do you even know how return works?

>> No.63212497

>>63210835
Are you using c#?
They have some black magic that let's them return multiple times from a function

>> No.63212560

>>63211881
Why can't americans use a fucking standards like this! I hate when I see date like 04/07/2017 what the fuck is it??? Is it march or july????

>> No.63212567

>>63212017
>I mean, which other country is hated the most? North Korea?
Who hates North Korea?
From what I can tell, India is hated because everybody hates call support and telemarketers and they usually are Indians.
Also your programming skill are well known to be shit, because there are millions of indian programmers with next to no real learning. They just learn the language, but not the logic

>> No.63212571

>>63209148
Nice try, fisherman

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>>63212560
>4
>March
>inb4 "I was just pretending to be retarded"

>> No.63212800

>>63208330
In pretty sure they used the same glass both on the front and back

>> No.63212845

>>63207555
trips speak truth

>> No.63212866

>>63208803
If there is no software EULA you have to accept when using the actual software, sure.

>>63209919
>t. NEET with "muh law knowledge"

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>>63212662
> Burgers actually don't even understand the remark
Pic related

>> No.63212877

>>63208782
what ati?

>> No.63212898

>>63208728
t. Slave of his own software choices
>is this software proprietary-free?
You're literally the vegans and gluten-freetards of computers

>> No.63212914

>>63208896
Bais?

>> No.63212931

>>63207375
I'm a schizophrenic Pajeet. AMA

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>>63208843
>150 gb/s
>tfw still 10 mb/s

>> No.63212993

>>63212931
Do the voices tell you to poo in the loo?

>> No.63213005

>>63208896
>she needs to join our startup
>lets invite her
I cringe every fucking time

>> No.63213025

>>63208961
>format someones hard drive
>lose it all
>implying malware does more than one pass
>implying people in 2017 don't have backups

>> No.63213041

>>63207396
You can't just equate any arbitrary action with accepting a contract.

>> No.63213053

>>63207555
>no control over your own system
but at least you have free time, to play your childrens games right?

>> No.63213058

>>63212993
nope but they do tell me to kill myself

>> No.63213068

>>63212974
What the fuck are you posting about

>> No.63213079

>>63212605
he does have TWO cups of coffee though.
That's cheating.

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>> No.63213113

>>63208953
Touch those capacitors and youre dead, lmao.

>> No.63213125

>>63209094
Now THAT'S proper shielding.

>> No.63213184

>>63207478
Every time I try to choose supposed convenience over supposed freedom I come back with great regret and hours or days of wasted time.

And I still fall for it, thinking that doing something with windows will just be simpler, assuming the system won't decide to update and reboot in the middle of my work, assuming that an update doesn't break my device drivers, assuming I don't have to babysit the installations of Microsoft c++ redistributables for hours and restoring system backups when the installations render my system useless, forgetting about the advertisements and software pushing for 'premium' lisences at every chance it gets, forgetting about the conveniences of package managers in comparison to having to hunt down drivers and software on the web and forgetting that to get the software and drivers to work you have to boot into a special testing mode anyways and when the next update comes your drivers break and your software gets automatically uninstalled and the way you set up that weird boot mode has changed and the documentation isn't up to date and Windows has wiped your dual boot operating systems. And I still keep falling for it because someone keeps saying it's for convenience.

How is freedom not convenient?

>> No.63213198

>>63212017
chill out man its just bantz

>> No.63213249

>>63212974
thanks for the blog
you have to be 18 to post here

>> No.63213288

>>63212017
In the loo rameesh

>> No.63213332

>>63212017
You're preaching to the choir here. 99% of /g/ posters are Pajeets.

>> No.63213452

>>63212877
ATI = AMD
Back to school now Rakeesh

>> No.63213629

>>63212605
>tfw don't have a chair that can massage my prostate
Well, I guess I know what I'm getting myself for Christmas.

>> No.63213804

>>63212017
You know nothing about pre judgment and hate from stupid fat americans
- - slav - -

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>>63209142

>> No.63213993

>>63208883
i'm lol'ed

>> No.63214019
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>>63211499
Well, depends of your aim.
Sieving is great to generate a lot of primes at once, but if you need to check only a handful of primes it is actually faster to do it this way (with minor improvements).

>>63209845
Also, it is faster to do i += 2 and to start iterating at 3. If 2 does not divide n, then no even number will do

>> No.63214046

>>63213804
Only amerifags hate slavs because they've never worked with them. And because slavs are better they insult to feel superior. It's pretty typical.

>> No.63214115

>>63214019
Note the type of the variable.
If he was using 32 bit int it would be tolerable, but it's unsigned long long.

>> No.63214134

>>63214046
>Only amerifags hate slavs
And brits
And other slavs
And probably many others, since slavs are typically cunts

>> No.63214175

>>63214134
>since slavs are typically cunts
There are far far worse people than slavs.

>> No.63214176

>>63212017
I like India, so many talented writers. I'm reading Amitav Ghosh, Sea of Poppies right now, He's a genius when it comes to historical fiction.

>> No.63214193

>>63214134
>And brits
>And other slavs
That's a nice imaginary world you have there.

>> No.63214206

>>63214193
Go to sleep Vladislav

>> No.63214207

>>63214176
>so many talented writers
Can you please share some?

>> No.63214215

>>63214206
Spotted an angry brit.

>> No.63214233

>>63214215
>what are you insinuating? brits don't hate slavs. this is russophobic propaganda
>lol k
>fucking angry brits, ay kurvey

>> No.63214234

>>63214207
Amitav Ghosh
Arundhati Roy
Amartya Sem
Kiran Desai

>> No.63214289

>>63214233
What did you want to express? Do you see some contradiction or what? Or is this some kind of brit joke that no one gets?

>> No.63214324

>>63214234
Thanks.

>> No.63214326

>>63214289
r*ssians are the worst of slavs
You couldn't easily tell apart a Pole from a Serb, but ruskie vermin are transparent.

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>>63210899
>unplugging the monitor stops the hacker

every single time

>> No.63214340

>>63214176
>indian historical fiction
where did they shit before they had streets?

>> No.63214342

>>63214324
The Glass Palace by Ghosh is a good starting point.

>> No.63214364

>>63214326
>r*ssians are the worst of slavs
I don't know, it maybe be true to some extent but still the original point was that russians are one of the worst in the whole world which is absolutely not true.

>> No.63214470

Haha poo in loo XD

>> No.63214478

>>63212872
The American style is written how you would say it verbally.
>October the fourth, two thousand and seventeen

>> No.63214506

>>63214478
Which still makes no sense. Why not just say Fourth of October?

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>> No.63214581

>>63208883
lost it

>> No.63214597

>>63211727
>/pol/ boogeyman
>not even politics related
Must suck living just for a ideology

>> No.63214614

>>63214134
I love slavs even though almost every neighbour country is slavic
t. Hungarian

>> No.63214629 [DELETED] 

>>63212872
>>63214478
>>63214506
Most people would opt to say Fourth of October. October the Fourth is, I think, purely an American custom.

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>>63210899
Jesus Christ

>> No.63214714

>>63208953
why does he have a mullet?

>> No.63214729

>>63214629
Bong here, it's the fourth of November.

>> No.63214909

>>63212662
*April
Didn't bother to correct it. Thought it's obvious what I meant, apparently to fucking retards from freedom land it's not.

>> No.63214924

>>63212931
are you sure you don't have a twin fetus living inside you? pajeets are wierd like that.

>> No.63214970

>>63212605
Some poorfag had to be REALLY butthurt to type all this shit up

>> No.63214979

>>63208337
Suppose 1 was prime
Then 15 could be written as a product of the prime numbers 3 and 5, but also a product of the prime numbers 3, 5 and 1.
This directly contradicts the fundamental theorem of arithmetic.
Since assuming 1 was prime led to a logical contradiction, 1 is not prime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundamental_theorem_of_arithmetic

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>>63210899
>we're being hacked
>this is major
>multi-hands typing

my sides

>> No.63215050

>>63208896

Why are neckbeards so threatened by women in technology?

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>> No.63215117

>>>/a/164291585

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>> No.63215159

>>63210835
lmao, you're the cap guy incarnate

>> No.63215169

>>63208896
The part that always gets me is the "she needs to join our startup" bit. As if they are so fucking important that she would be lucky to do so. As if they're giving her a fucking privilege by doing so to join some random fucking no name's god damn startup. I fucking hate people.

>> No.63215181

>>63211056
Autism

>> No.63215190

>>63209094
Spice farming?

>> No.63215205

>>63212974
>advanced ironic shitposting

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>>63214478
>Fourth of October, twenty seventeen
anon, I...

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>>63208843

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>> No.63215544

>>63209154
>>63209142
>>63209094
God Audiophiles are fucking stupid

>> No.63215572

>>63212560
The burger common is closer to the ISO standard that what yuropoor use

Remember, month before day, unless you're poor!

>> No.63215585

>>63208978
>>63209041
Why no K&R

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>>63208978
Allman > Strousup > everything else.
Cuddled else's are cancer

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>>63215594

>> No.63215659

>>63215613
Holy fuck
How is this even possible?

>> No.63215693

>>63210899
fuckin' hell: killing power on local machine would stop network intrusion, multi hand typing....this is gold.

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>>63215613
damn, the "humor" of "programmers" is absolutely killing me.

>>63215659
why the fuck it would not be possible, pajeet?

>> No.63215799

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAwLC6x5uqg

>> No.63215809

>>63215436
TOO MUCH POO

>> No.63215830

>>63215613
Took me a while to even see the braces hahaha

>> No.63215875

>>63214729
november fourth, when i sign in at the doctors office I don't write down 17/11/4 i write 11/4/17

>> No.63215879

>>63212221
In India they live amongst rats and monkeys because of their religion. Traffic comes to a grinding halt in some of the most densely populated cities of India if a cow is on the street.
Yeah, great religion... you're 13 right

>> No.63215887

>>63214970
capitalist pig get out

>> No.63215920

>>63215887
calm down cho

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>>63208768
DELET THIS!

>> No.63216107

>>63212872
In the military we do 04NOV17.

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>>63215510
.......what?

>> No.63216121

>>63208109
he's got the stink lines and everything....

>> No.63216138

>>63215572
>t.someone who never been to Europe
Yuropoor use ISO standard. Now educate your friends about this.

>> No.63216155

>>63208366
Anyone who what manga this is from

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>>63207478

>> No.63216164

>>63215572
MM-DD-YYYY is objectively the worst way and only people with 30+ BMI disagree.

>> No.63216187

>>63215181
Glad somebody else thinks like me

>> No.63216216

>>63212017
>People like me in the cities probably never saw anyone shitting on streets.
keksimus maximus

>> No.63216231

>>63207555
> free time == all forms of freedom

>> No.63216234

>>63216155
It's gay shit

Reversible

>> No.63216253

>>63215780
Having to suffer through these ""jokes"" truly is one of the worst things about studying CS.

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>>63213053
thats literally what im doing aside from getting shit done using c++/c# in visual studio while you are fixing x again because "arch is so minimal it barely exists".

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>> No.63216444

>>63212560
Obviously you read it left-to-write the same way you would naturally say it: "April 7th, 2017". Uncultured swine....

>> No.63216474

>>63210899
I think we shouldn't forgive this piece of work either,

https://youtu.be/3uoM5kfZIQ0

>> No.63216517

>>63216444
What's wrong with 7th of April, you mongoloid.
Fucking US... They always do their way, retarded way.
Still using imperial system, date formats prices woth dollar sign first and number later...
I get it... Country of freedom... So let's just be retarded, am I right guys xD

>> No.63216520 [DELETED] 

>>63209041
>>63209025
It is objectively easier to read

>> No.63216538

>>63216427
kB is the best.

>> No.63216545

>>63216517
> Speaking like some old Englishman using unnecessary syllables.
Go kill-eth thineself!

>> No.63216556

Dear Europoors,

Until you start using YYYY-MM-DD and Kelvin, you have no ground to talk shit

>> No.63216569

>>63209122
This show was pretty fun.

>> No.63216597

>>63216110
His the kind've guy who uses the greek questionmark at the end of identifiers in python

>> No.63216605

>>63216556
>tfw living in yorooppoppprpr country
>tfw country endorses all ISO standards (except for Celsius)
Fuck off burger who never been to Europe. Only brits (your fucking cousin) are pseudo intellectuals.

>> No.63216615

>>63208922
omg i have the exact same ironnext to me

>> No.63216616

>>63216556
Dear burger,

Go fuck yourself.

Best regards,
Slav

>> No.63216645

>>63208929
what the fuck is this shit>

>> No.63216706

>>63208896
>concatenate function puts a space between strings

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>>63207375

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>>63216427
yeah because everyone first did it the retarded way,except for microsoft,and then after like 20 years they fixed it and now somehow microsoft is the bad guy again.of course faggots on /g/ always gonna find ways to bash microsoft so its not like im surprised.

>> No.63216744

>>63215050
They're not. I pretend to be a woman on websites all the time because men have no problem baby stepping me through problems and then say encouraging things and praise me.
However, tech companies will hire female programmers because of looks and/or diversity in positions they are unqualified for, so men take actual women less seriously Because many of the women they do meet are super unqualified and have to do their work. So men do tend to require women to "prove themselves"

>> No.63216779

>>63215050
Because they can't get any.

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>> No.63216838

>>63216162
"meritocracy" is ideological

>> No.63216868

>>63212017
I give Indians a lot of shit (no pun intended) for having backwards Hindu traditions and being terrible drivers, but I actually like them for the most part. In America, they aren't committing any crimes and they aren't chimping out. Dunno what it's like for Britbongs though.

>> No.63216917

>>63216816
Yellow is the best. Numbers go biggest to smallest, so should dates.

>> No.63216952

>>63216868
>being terrible drivers
Also terrible customer support, terrible software dev, terrible blogger, terrible vlogger, terrible student, terrible professor. It's in their genes.

>> No.63216998 [DELETED] 

>>63216816
>using fireshot in 2017

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>>63216917
It is functionally equivalent to DMY and only really matters for computers, no need to change it. I agree though.

>> No.63217041

>>63216998
Enlighten me on an alternative

>> No.63217081

>>63216917
>Numbers go biggest to smallest
But when I want to count them, I can only start from the smallest, not from the biggest

>> No.63217092

>>63217041
shareX

>> No.63217096

>>63217081
Shut the fuck up you little bitch stop intentionally misinterpreting words

>> No.63217137

>>63216952
An indian cs prof at my school has the biggest fucking stick up his ass imaginable and he's also extremely full of himself. The other day he was walking around different classrooms and inspecting them for god knows what reason even though he was only hired a semester ago. He was in the physics rooms looking at all the equipment and making judgments about them to whoever was in the room, and he was just walking around with such an almost military swagger that I was thinking like "this is it, this is the 21st century, the future is gonna have short chinks and indians coming in here and bossing us all around"

The head of the cs department is also indian but he's a ton better

>> No.63217145

>>63217096
I genuinely don't get why you said that in the first place, it's totally counter intuitive.
Also you're just a stranger to me, I don't care being insulted by you.

>> No.63217170

>>63212049
It's copypasta, I've seen it before.

>> No.63217223

>>63208829
>top right
Subtle

>> No.63217269

>>63215143
I actually like this.

>> No.63217330

>>63215879
You've never been to india have you ?

>> No.63217378

>>63216739
wtf is going on in that pic

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>> No.63217413

>>63208896
My terminals look like that half the time too

>> No.63217475

>>63217378
Latex video editor

>> No.63217507

>>63211715
Hertz is synonymous with "per second"

>> No.63217541

>>63212605
The keyboard and chair are for my physical health. Guess he just has a better body than me.

>> No.63217553

>>63210835
Let's say you do IsPrime(13), which is prime and should return true.

13 ~= 1, so first if is skipped. Return not yet called.

13 is then divided by each number from 2 to 12 individually. If 13 / i contains a remainder, the second if is skipped and return is not yet called. 13 divided by anything except 1 and 13 will contain a remainder, so the for loop completes without it's if statement being executed.

That means that no number will divide into 13 except 1 and 13, so the function then returns true.

>> No.63217557

>>63217330
My immune system is not strong enough.

>> No.63217568

>>63217378
directx graphics debugger for finding bugs and optimization.also works with CUDA too so you can debug the code you written for the gpu.

>> No.63217575

>>63217541
>The keyboard and chair are for my physical health.
> fallen for internet marketing

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>>63217378
>lincucks literally never seen modern debugging tools...

so this is what it feels like using an os not supported by anyone who writes industry standard high-end software.

>> No.63217650

>>63212049
>muh pol

For what purpose would /pol/ come here? If anything, I'd rather blame it on people fed up with seeing any non PC or unorthodox post blamed on pollacks.

>> No.63217668

>>63216107
On aircraft forms we do 20171104

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http://www.noiseaddicts.com/2008/11/most-expensive-speaker-cable-world-audioquest-audiophile/

>$21,000 for 3ft cable

>The wonderful (crazy) people at Audioquest are selling this new speaker cable called the Audioquest Everest. This audiophile speaker cable boasts “Counter Spiralling Geometry” and “Spread Spectrum Technology” conductors. It’s got 4 different sizes of positive conductors and eight (!) negative conductors.

They of course claim that it “provides considerably better transparency and dynamics” and that the “Pure Perfect-Surface eliminates harshness and greatly increases clarity”.

>> No.63217785

>>63210624

Why did you try to fake a unix timestamp?

>> No.63217791

>>63210872
>Feed the solder where the iron and compoonent/pad meet.
You're supposed to feed the solder on the side opposite of the iron. For example, iron on the right, you feed the solder on the left. Component/pad will melt it, like you said.

>> No.63217815

>>63213025
>>implying people in 2017 don't have backups
Haha.

>> No.63218003

>>63217785
>that trip
shieeeet

>> No.63218093

>>63217676
>>63217676
Don't you want rocks for your cables?
http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina31.htm

Or better yet a $10,000 ethernet cable?
https://www.audiostream.com/content/audioquest-vodka-ethernet-cable-and-diamond-ethernet-cable

>> No.63218103

>>63217676
Scientology could learn a thing or two from the audio cultists.

>> No.63218601

>>63210872
I try to do this but the wire/component never seems to get hot enough to melt the solder, only the iron
Do I need better iron then?

>> No.63218681

>>63218601
Your iron should be 75 W at the minimum.

>> No.63219225

>>63209045
I know Steve came first but why the shit would Tony argue for systemd?

>> No.63219595

>>63217638
i work in embedded systems, not some gay shit that involves video editing

>> No.63219672

>>63217507
Yeah we know what's your point

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>>63208843

>> No.63220179

>>63208795
holy mother of kek, i remember this.

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