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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YGoxbeSzLc

IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.62745382
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>> No.62745425

ITS STARTING

>> No.62745432

Will there be Youtube DRM with EME?

>> No.62745446

Are we going to get a sticky?
There's like 5 threads up right now for fuck's sake.

>> No.62745461

>>62745446
>/g/
>mods

>> No.62745466
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>>62745355
>open livestream
>poo poo speaker
dropped

>> No.62745493

>>62745466

Indians should get laughed at when they claim minority status. Jews also. Asians also but the only ones ive seen try are liberal college students.

>> No.62745535

This is boring and filled with buzzwords

>> No.62745549

>>62745355
botnet botnet botnet botnet botnet botnet botnet botnet botnet and more botnet

>> No.62745565

jesus christ this is boring. At least Apple gets presenters who can speak english

can't wait for a demo of someone using the voice assistant to book a restaurant

>> No.62745573

I hear "machine learning" every 5 words.

>> No.62745588

>>62745355
His poo accent is so strong that it's genuinely difficult to understand some of it.

>> No.62745591

>>62745432
>Will there be Youtube DRM with EME?
Of course. But don't expect them to advertise that.

>> No.62745597

ah, so my captchas are finally coming to use!

>> No.62745601

Feels kinda bad for saying this but I'm genuinely disgusted by this poo. It gives Google products a bad impression.

>> No.62745604

Google Lens, new botnet camera app

>> No.62745618

Fucking hell that's a pain in the ass to watch
>>62745597
I get them wrong on purpose

>> No.62745632

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A BOTNET MORTYYYY
IM GOOGLE RIIIICK

>> No.62745647

>>62745355
fucking cancer

>> No.62745736

AI is not software.

>> No.62745764

>IT JUST WERKS

>> No.62745794
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>It just works

>> No.62745800

>any kind of presentation from a big tech company
>not expecting buzzword and poo in loos everywhere

you're reinforcing the stereotype that nobody on /g/ is actually working in IT.

>> No.62745801

>"Hey, what are we going to call this new service, moot?"
>"Hands-free calling."

>> No.62745828

>the home is a very intimate place
BRING GOOGLE INTO IT GOYIM

>> No.62745877

>>62745355
>Chat is disabled for this live stream
What's the point? Also
>Google home mini
How do you even get that high up into product design? Seems like a comfy job, all you have to do is a minute change, have someone give an elaborate speech about it, and pick up your check.

>> No.62745903

GOOGLE MINI BOTNET

>> No.62745952
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>>62745355
>check out a few new things made by google
wow so humble.

>> No.62745958

Props to Google for convinicing people to pay to place always on microphones all over their house.

>> No.62746019

>>62745958
BUT ANON
IT'S 2019
WHO CARES ABOUT PRIVACY
ARE YOU A BETA CIS BY CHANCE

>> No.62746035
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>koogo products
>ok koogo

>> No.62746071

THE FUCKING HOME APP ON IPHONE DOES ALL THIS ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fucking poos...

>> No.62746131

>google has been recording kids voices for all these years to come up with kid voice recognition

>> No.62746152

>>62746131
/POL/ WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG.

>> No.62746206

>>62746152
>implying most nu-/pol/lsters don't have Google Homes tm to follow their favorite alt-right youtube e-celeb

>> No.62746266

>400 burgers for a speaker
KEK

>> No.62746289

Why do they ALWAYS use nigger music to show these things off

>> No.62746300

Finally a white man

>> No.62746310

>>62746289
Target audience

>> No.62746325

>>62746289
Would you prefer Mozart or G. P. Telemann ?

>> No.62746344

AI
WOW IT MUST BE GOOD RITE?

>> No.62746349
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>$400 speaker
>plays 128k aac from youtube

>> No.62746360

>>62746289
Read this answer: >>62746310

>> No.62746366

>>62746206
>alt right eceleb
I frequent pol like most of this site and I despise them.

>> No.62746374
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Google invented the two in one

>> No.62746380

>>62746374
Also now it's called 4 in 1...

>> No.62746395

>signature glass inlay
so they really wanna make this ugly design a thing, huh
guess I'm not getting the next pixel phone either then...

>> No.62746398

>>62746374
But it does not have AI!

>also those monkeys laughing in the background

>>62746380
Yoga was marketed as some sort of 4 in 1. laptop, tablet, stand, tent mode

>> No.62746401

> Google invents auto hotstop botnet
> Hooo HHOOOOO HOooo HOOOO WOOOW

>> No.62746421

So they're trying to be Apple lmao

>> No.62746425

>built-in assistant
>waits for applause
>no applause

>> No.62746429

>>62746401
hotspot *

>> No.62746430

I hate that word 'tether' it feels like what you do to a toddler.

>> No.62746439

>pixelbook
Don't they even have good designers at Google? Seriously, that thing looks just like shit. Absolutely disgusting and not up to date.

>> No.62746445

>botnet instant tethering
>more secure computing experience
>secure files with google

>> No.62746452

TIGGS DA AUTHOR

>> No.62746466

>wacom
apple btfo

>> No.62746470

>use it as a tablet
with keybaord...

>> No.62746477

>>62746439
But you haven't even heard the best part...the price.

>> No.62746478

I hate the future.

>> No.62746484

it just werks BETTER

>> No.62746485

>we made a pen
>is new

>> No.62746514
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>TM

>> No.62746515

What did they release?

>> No.62746516

Why is nobody clapping?

>> No.62746518

>snapchat
Oh boy I can't wait to send dick pics using this

>> No.62746519

Android shitters btfo
thank god for mt iphone

>> No.62746525

Wow it can "ZA WARUDO"

>> No.62746533

Let's talk about the Pixelbook
>thin and light meme
>foldable
>glass on the back
>"soft touch" keys
>botnet in sync with your phone
>chromeOS
>i5 & i7 for what reason
>pen meme
>SNAPKEK
Probably 1500 dollars for i7 16 gigs

>> No.62746535

>girl getting CURRIED while watching plebbit things

>> No.62746542

the bezels are so disgusting

>> No.62746547

>"ok [assistant], do [thing]"
>hip music collage starts

I fucking hate modern marketing

>> No.62746556

wow, google is finished.
Nothing new, nothing interesting so far.

>>62746533
>barely any ports
>chrome os

>> No.62746557

Shitskin with white chick.
Color me surprised.

>> No.62746559

>>62746533
>foldable
wait what?

>> No.62746560

Spybook? Count me in!

>> No.62746561
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>>62746533
>At $1749 for the 512GB model, many have expressed clear disapproval of the price tag.

>> No.62746566

NINE
NINETY
NINE
WEW

>> No.62746574

>i just wanna free
google has packaged freedom
im they have those hypemen after every video to let me know i need to buy this freedom

>> No.62746582

They literally copy apple speak

>> No.62746586

>ONE
>THOUSAND
>DOLLARS
>FOR A FUCKING CHROMEBOOK

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>> No.62746588

999.99 US DOLLARS

>> No.62746590

>999 for literally an internet machine

>> No.62746593

> JUST $999
top kek, Apple won, they have iPads starting at like $300

>> No.62746595

100 for a pen?
fuck that

>> No.62746600

>>62746566
>the stylus is $99
fuckin kek

>> No.62746605

>mexican music

>> No.62746606

ALMONDS STATUS
>NOT ACTIVATED [X]
>ACTIVATED [X]
>OVERDRIVE [O]

>> No.62746607

>>62745355
1 iphone or 1 laptop shiet nigga

>> No.62746613

>>62746559
can be folded back into tablet formfactor

>> No.62746616

oh this guy looks like he has cancer just like steve jobs nice

>> No.62746624

This is like a shitty version of apple conference.

>> No.62746629

do these niggers think they're apple? all of their shit is gonna bomb

>> No.62746630

THIS GUY HAS BIRTHING HIPS

>> No.62746631

Fucking google.

>> No.62746634
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>> No.62746639

>we want the Apple audience

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why is goolag trying to be applel?

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>$2000 Core i7 16GB 512GB Chromebook Facebook machine

>> No.62746651

PIXEL 2

IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.62746652

look at that sniffer

>> No.62746653
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>>62746630

>> No.62746655
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62746655

>that camera bump
FUCKEN WHHHYYYYY

>> No.62746656

>>62746634
>thoughtful design elements

>> No.62746657

PIXEL 2

DOA
O
A

>> No.62746663

The diversity in these ads are really turning me off as a consumer

>> No.62746664

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it looks like absolute shit yet again

I'm fucking out, "thoughtful design elements" my ass

>> No.62746668

That's a big camera

>> No.62746673

>the leaks were right
conferences aren't fun anymore

>> No.62746680

>>62746634
There was a post of somebody that "fixed" those issues and the logo looked wonky, it's purposely made that way, to accommodate human perception.

>> No.62746683

>>62746673
This has been the case since 2014

>> No.62746686

>red power button
literally why

>> No.62746687

>fingerprint sensor where the finger is usually laying
wew lad

>> No.62746688

literally trying to hide the bezels

>> No.62746689

>colored power button
kek its like a toy

>> No.62746691

>finger print reader on the back
dropped

>> No.62746692

>pixel 2
>looks like a fucking xiaomi redmi note 4x
>no 3.5mm
>shittier battery

>> No.62746694

Holy shit YES. Finally someone but Xiaomi puts the fingerprint sensor in a sensible place.

>> No.62746695

pixel 2 looks ugly

>> No.62746696

can anyone tell me why the fuck the power button is that colour?

>> No.62746699

looks ugly as fuck, like a plastic phone for retards

>> No.62746700

>>62746663
You are not the target audience as a straight male.

>> No.62746705

This is like a new level of ugly.

>> No.62746709

>>62745355
>stereo speakers

fucking disgusting

hit s to spit on google

>> No.62746710

A BIT OF

P L A Y F U L N E S S

>> No.62746712

Until Google gets their shit and makes a rival to iMessage, no one will care for the Pixel.

>> No.62746714

>3.5 Jack adapter

>> No.62746725

>>62746700
no headphone jack, why?

>> No.62746726

I hate rounded corners on the display. When will this fad end

>> No.62746727
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What kind of alien is he

>> No.62746729

pixel 2, brought to you by fisher-price

>> No.62746730

>high resolution audio
audiophiles, is this real?

>> No.62746731

>>62746680
It's a brainwashing trick, they want to throw off peoples' sense of equilibrium

>> No.62746732

Just buy an S8

>> No.62746736

>kinda blue

>> No.62746737

This is so fucking cringe.
>Hipster normie music at a tech conference
>Showing off diversity in ads when we all fucking know niggers can't afford $999 netbooks
>"It just werks"

>> No.62746738

>Full hd oled
wow is it 2015 ?

>> No.62746741

Hate the no headphone jack meme

>> No.62746742

Hahaha what a joke mark.

>> No.62746747
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>clearly white

>> No.62746751

>538ppi
apple btfo

>> No.62746754
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LAST YEAR BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHA
AHAHAH\
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA

>> No.62746755

HAHAHAHA THOSE COLOR NAMES

OH YOU, GOOGLE, YOU THRIFTY BASTARDS DID IT AGAIN HAH HAH HAH

GO FUCK YOURSELVES PIECE OF SHIT UGLY CUNT PHONE EUGH

>> No.62746762

>>62746737
I swear to god, if I see ONE more interracial couple, or "modern trendy black couple"

>> No.62746763

>>62746747
Mixies btfo'd

>> No.62746764

>curved edges
JUST

>> No.62746766

>>62746712
imessage isnt nothing special tho. Its like wearing nikes

>> No.62746767

>STYLISHLY SIMPLE BLACK&WHITE
More like Stylishly shit

>> No.62746768

>black and white
>button is red

>> No.62746770

Time to bust out your USB-C headphones, guys.

>> No.62746771

>we dont set aside better features for the larger device
>LAUGHS
kek

>> No.62746772

>>62746742
It was a jab at Apple's pompous color names.

>>62746727
Slavic descendant not in his natural squatting position.

>> No.62746773

>>62746732
This. Root and disable bloatware. You now got the best phone on the market.

>> No.62746784

>we don't set aside better features for the larger models
Well they sure as fuck won my support with that.

>> No.62746785

>We made the same phone, everybody else made

>> No.62746788

a year ago
>le fuck you apple we have 3.5 mm

now
>m-mm mm high resolution audio, please understand guys we dont copy apple i swearrr

>> No.62746792

>>62746771
besides the bezels

>> No.62746793

I remember hating the pixel launch but I ended up getting one and loving it.

>> No.62746794
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Applebro here. Just dropping by to laugh at you guys.

>> No.62746797

Every woman here looks like that Las Vegas shooters girlfriend.

>> No.62746802

It's literally Iphone 7...

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>>62746751

>Falling for the pixels per inch meme

Have fun with your battery killers without any visible improvement for the human eye

>> No.62746804

GOOGLE HAS INVENTED SHAZAM AND THE OLED DISPLAY

>> No.62746806

Oh wow you can see the song name on the screen

>> No.62746807

>kind of blue
>just black
>privileged white
not sure about these colour names 2bh

>> No.62746808

LITERALLY AN S8

>> No.62746811

B O T N E T

>> No.62746812

>we've introduced a new feature: battery drain

>> No.62746815

>>62746784
except the xl is already accepted as the better one

>> No.62746816

>>62746794
I feel like shit man

I don't wanna become you guys

>> No.62746820

>>62746766
It is in the US. WhatsApp is the preferred messaging client anywhere else, but most people here consider iMessage since it's the most used.

>> No.62746821

>Kinda Blue
>Just Black
>Really White
TRIGGERED

>> No.62746823

>>62746794
no one here actually likes google

>> No.62746826

>always listening

>> No.62746828

>>62745493
We Jews joke about claiming minority status, because minorities aren't successful.

>> No.62746829

>the microphone is always spying on you

*audience claps*

>> No.62746830

>recognizes music without pinging back to google

BOTNET ACCUSING RETARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.62746834

>constantly listening to ambient sounds to recognize music

>> No.62746837

can someone explain to me why they thought it was a good idea to price the bigger model at $1299??? is it just to compete with the iPhone X price wise? jesus fucking christ

>> No.62746839

>disclaimer: it only works with vevo approved artists

>> No.62746843
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>> No.62746844

>pixel ULTRA
wtf lads?

>> No.62746846

>>62746808
S8 is literally better than this...

>> No.62746849

LUL PIXEL ULTRA MEETING
SECRET CONFERENCE ROOM

>> No.62746850

>Microphone always listening to you
>"BUT WE SWEAR, NOTHING GETS SENT TO GOOGLE :^)

Sure thing

>> No.62746851

>>62746730
>Pixel Ultra Meeting in 4min
Cheeky

>> No.62746854

PIXEL ULTRA

>> No.62746865

>moving waves
GOOGLE INVENTED LIVE WALLPAPERS

>> No.62746868

>>62746837
Yes this, its called marketing

>> No.62746870

pixel ultra the new phone by google 32gb ram infinite battery and storage apple btfo friends

>> No.62746871
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>>62746843

>> No.62746873

>squeezing technology
no one cares desu

>> No.62746874

>the search bar is always there
fucking why?

>> No.62746878

I don't get it.

>> No.62746879

>Nicccee

>> No.62746880

>>62746808
The S8 has a 3.5mm jack

>> No.62746881

Let's talk about the Pixel phone 2
>looks shit
>no card
>no headphone jack
>small battery
>botnet kills the battery life anyways
>squeeze to take a selfie
Small one is probably 599 big one is 899.

>> No.62746885

>now you can take a selfie without entering an app
awesome now i have an audio cue to find people i dislike

>> No.62746886

>WE HAVE A REALLY GOOD OPERATING SYSTEM, LOOK YOU CAN DO THIS

expect that it is in literally every phone
thats not a reason to buy your phone

>> No.62746890

The Pixel gets triggered by intentional squeezes.

>> No.62746893

>>62746871
Unapologetically simple.

>> No.62746895

oh great now I can squeeze my dick and my phone at the same time, thanks google

>> No.62746897

WHAT THE FUCK RIGHT ON THE HOME SCREEN???? HOW THEY DO DIS

>> No.62746899
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>>62746586
>>62746588
>>62746590
>>62746593
DOA, normies will just get pic related

>> No.62746903

>>62746839
>delightful experiences

Be me (Asian bitch without headphone jack)
>Watching porn
>Sick fucking song comes on
>Damn I wonder what song this is
*BRAIN BLAST*
>Checks phone
>Darude - Sandstorm
>What a delightful experience

>> No.62746910

>>62746881
Didn't they say it has 3.5mm jack?

>> No.62746911

>everything is fast and easy
meh

>> No.62746913

>>62746325
Yes

>> No.62746914

>>62746879
I read this as she said it

>> No.62746915

>>62746881
The original 5 inch pixel launched at $650, this piece of shit is going to be $700

>> No.62746916

>>62746910
No.

>> No.62746917
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>>62746871
it just werks

>> No.62746918

>you're assisstant is just a quick squeeze away

RAPE

>> No.62746919

how big is your house that you have to broadcast a voice message you bitch

>> No.62746921

>>62746910
he said
>your analog headphones.....with an adapter

>> No.62746925

I’d love to give my assistant a quick squeeze if you catch my drift ! ;) ;);););) ;)

>> No.62746929

DIVERSE MUTLI-RACE SENPAI

>> No.62746930

My fucking Google home has gone off like 8 times so far

>> No.62746931
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>iHTC galaxy google edition
>selfies
The Las Vegas shooter went to the wrong gathering.

>> No.62746934

>>62746917
That's fucking hot

>> No.62746946

>>62746930
shoulda trained your voice

>> No.62746948

thanks google for finally convincing me to buy an S8

>> No.62746953

POO

>> No.62746956

WOAH SHES CUTE

>> No.62746959

BRING SOMEONE WHO CAN FUCKING SPEAK ENGLISH OH MY GOD

>> No.62746960

ME CHUNGO

ME LIKE MY BODY

>> No.62746961

>>62746930
RIGHT!? Fuck. Gonna unplug it.

>> No.62746962

>Have you ever asked these dumb questions?
No.

>> No.62746966

T H I C C

>> No.62746967

ALRIGHT I'M FUCKING OUT

>> No.62746968

>resumes your podcast

>say "okay let's go"
>WELCOME BACK TO THE NATIONAL SOCIALIST PODCAST, TODAY WE'RE DISCUSSING THE FINAL SOLUTION TO THE JEWISH QUESTION

HOLY SHIT BIRTHING HIIPS

>> No.62746969

THICC

>> No.62746972

I liked the google assistant when I had it enabled but it cut my battery life in half. It's not worth it.

>> No.62746973
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>>62746918
KEK i thought i was the only think of this literally rape.

>> No.62746974

L A N D W H A L E

>> No.62746976

thicc

>> No.62746977

>>62746953
IN THE LOO

>> No.62746978

POO IN DA LOO ON

>> No.62746979

I really love all this diversity in their presentation. It makes me really feel comfortable and accepted in this country to see all these brown people :)

>> No.62746980

WTF, I can't understand what this female pajeet is trying to say

>> No.62746981

Thicccccc

>> No.62746985

what's with all the fucking poo in the loo, no wonder google went down the shitter

>> No.62746990

SMART HELPFUL NEW WAYS
>fat mexican woman

fucking kill me already

>> No.62746992

>>62746914
some of us are streets ahead

>> No.62746994

LMAO

>> No.62746997

>>62746953
IN

>> No.62747000

Who is this dumpy ass pajeet?

>> No.62747001

Apples presentation are so good, no one else seems to be able to pull this off.

>> No.62747003

T H I C C P O O
H
I
C
C
P
O
O

>> No.62747004

Okay Google, where is the nearest dedicated defecation district?

>> No.62747009

>GOOGLE INVENTED OCR IN 2017
THANK YOU BASED GOOGLE
>GOOGLE INVENTED OCR IN 2017
THANK YOU BASED GOOGLE
>GOOGLE INVENTED OCR IN 2017
THANK YOU BASED GOOGLE
>GOOGLE INVENTED OCR IN 2017
THANK YOU BASED GOOGLE
>GOOGLE INVENTED OCR IN 2017
THANK YOU BASED GOOGLE
>GOOGLE INVENTED OCR IN 2017
THANK YOU BASED GOOGLE
>GOOGLE INVENTED OCR IN 2017
THANK YOU BASED GOOGLE
>GOOGLE INVENTED OCR IN 2017
THANK YOU BASED GOOGLE
>GOOGLE INVENTED OCR IN 2017
THANK YOU BASED GOOGLE

>> No.62747011

is there anything more grating on the ears than an indian accent?

>> No.62747012

WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN

>> No.62747018

>>62746990
*pajeet

even worse

>> No.62747020

>GOOGLE INVENTED SHE-PAJEETS
>GOOGLE INVENTED SHE-PAJEETS
>GOOGLE INVENTED SHE-PAJEETS
>GOOGLE INVENTED SHE-PAJEETS
>GOOGLE INVENTED SHE-PAJEETS

>> No.62747024

Looks like shes been eating too much curry.

>> No.62747027
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62747027

>WONDER WOMAN
WONDER WOMAN
>WONDER WOMAN
WONDER WOMAN
>WONDER WOMAN
WONDER WOMAN
>WONDER WOMAN
WONDER WOMAN
>WONDER WOMAN
WONDER WOMAN

>> No.62747030

>>62747011
the american accent

>> No.62747032

YO AI is getting scary as fuck, that temple shit was fucked up.

>> No.62747037

>4chan users made this possible

>> No.62747041
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62747041

>> No.62747043

You guys helped trained this good job

>> No.62747044

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS A INDIAN? ROFL

I THOUGHT IT WAS A MEXICUNT

>> No.62747047

>>62747011
I hate it so much. It sounds so unnatural

>> No.62747050

Now you can take the fun of 4chan's Captcha on your phone!

>> No.62747051

Oh fuck y'all seeing her geek out?

>> No.62747053

AHHAHAHAHA MUFFFIN XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.62747054
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62747054

>Google wants to be Apple
>but is just a shitter version

>> No.62747055

>>62747030
kill yourself 3rd worlder

>> No.62747058

>>62747001
eh, they've been pretty mediocre ever since jobs kicked the bucket
now all companies try to emulate his style but nobody comes even close because nobody truly believes in their own products

>> No.62747063

>>62747037
I didn't.

>> No.62747064

>is this a muffin or a Chihuahua
SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY SIX BILLION DOLLAR MARKET CAP

>> No.62747067

THATS A BIG POO

>> No.62747074

IS IT A MUFFIN OR IS IT A CHIHUAHUA IS IT A MUFFIN OR IS IT A CHIHUAHUA IS IT A MUFFIN OR IS IT A CHIHUAHUA IS IT A MUFFIN OR IS IT A CHIHUAHUA IS IT A MUFFIN OR IS IT A CHIHUAHUA IS IT A MUFFIN OR IS IT A CHIHUAHUA IS IT A MUFFIN OR IS IT A CHIHUAHUA

>> No.62747077

She looks like a bitch.

>> No.62747079

>the wold

>> No.62747085

I'm now convinced not a single actual human being works at Google, who the fuck needs all this shit? A $100 pen to save you the trouble of right-clicking and pressing search? An always-on music identifier? Are they fucking insane?

>> No.62747089

This sounds like the plot to that shitty Emma Watson movie that bombed.

>> No.62747090

>>62747054
Was giving technology to normies a mistake?

>> No.62747092

>>62747067
For loo

>> No.62747093
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62747093

>League of Lesbians

>> No.62747096

D E S I G N A T E D

>> No.62747098
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62747098

>>62747054

>> No.62747102

>lol

>> No.62747105

This presentation screams "we want to be Apple too".

>> No.62747106 [DELETED] 

>LOL

>> No.62747107

MEMES XD

>> No.62747108

How do I change my Google home to this woman's voice???

>> No.62747114

>>62745355
AR Stickers? REALLY?!

>> No.62747122

>their picture index is in the trillions now

STOP USING THE GOOLAG CAPTCHA FAGGOTS

>> No.62747126

>League of Legends
FUCKING DROPPED

>> No.62747128

>>62747074
AYYE DON NO YEW TRELL MEEE :^)?

>> No.62747130

>>62747108
take it apart and poo inside

>> No.62747134

Wow, THIS IS THE FUCKING FUTURE!!! WOW

>> No.62747135
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62747135

HAHA! Google invented memes for normies!

>> No.62747137

>>62747105
They're not doing a bad job to be hon

>> No.62747138

>>62747085
tech companies are infamously out of touch with reality

>> No.62747139

>right next to me
Close enough guys.

>> No.62747140
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62747140

>> No.62747141

fucking hell my hatred for the world just increased a hundredfold over the last 10 minutes watching this shitshow...

>> No.62747143

Stranger things characters. Ahh yes all those iconic characters.

>> No.62747146

>that shaky ass camera
guess they still don't have OIS

>> No.62747147

omg this looks so bad

>> No.62747148

>michael j fox holding the camera

>> No.62747151
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62747151

LITERALLY SHACKING!

>> No.62747152

You need to have a cup of coffee dude

xD

right guys

>> No.62747153

>>>that shaking
>>>> No OIS

>> No.62747156

>>62747092
To big sir

>> No.62747157

can I use this to make anime real?

>> No.62747158

BTW we all now see how right that fired Google employee was, the lack of diversity is really bad, the total lack of white people proves that all Google wants is to remove whites from the world.

That is what people are always saying on Twitter, its actual policy not just crazy people.

WE HAVE EMOJI STICKERS HOLY SHIT APPLE BTFO

>> No.62747159

They love stranger things way too much

>> No.62747160

TOP KEK, it looks like shit.

>> No.62747161

JUST STOP
STOP
google please

>> No.62747162

Is anything not this bitches favorite?

>> No.62747165
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62747165

>>62747085
>>62747138

>> No.62747167

Brought to you by Netflix™

>> No.62747169

i'm literally shaking

>> No.62747172
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62747172

>>62746206
>alt-right youtube e-celeb

>> No.62747174

>>62747157
no, only normalfag shit

>> No.62747175

>that shaking
Either that girl is nervous as fuck or that phone as shitty OIS.

>> No.62747176
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62747176

>> No.62747177

ar was a mistake

>> No.62747178

>the shaking
>the AR
>no shadows
>moves like shit
Literally their AR is like two years behind apple

>> No.62747179
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62747179

>>62747151

>> No.62747180

>most powerful and prestigious tech company on earth
>LOOK YOU CAN PUT 3D MONSTERS IN PICTURES NOW
fucking hell

>> No.62747184

STAR WARS
T
A
R

W
A
R
S

>> No.62747185

end this

>> No.62747186

Do normies even care about this?

>> No.62747187

>don't talk to me until I've had my coffee

>> No.62747188

AUGMENTED REALITY EMOJIS

>> No.62747190

Android will NEVER recover

>> No.62747192

>Optimized for Augmented Reality
What a waste of effort

>> No.62747196

>No headphone jack phone
>$1000 chromebook
>Its a speaker, but bigger
>Its a speaker. But smaller
Jesus Google is a joke.

>> No.62747198

Glad I am with Apple

>> No.62747199

>>62747162
The potus probably

>> No.62747200

I don't get it.

>> No.62747202

Still less fun than Angry Birds

>> No.62747203

Technology was a mistake.

>> No.62747204

>>62747175
they're about to announce Google Speed

>> No.62747213

https://www.dxomark.com/google-pixel-2-reviewed-sets-new-record-smartphone-camera-quality/

>Pixel 2 sets new record with a 98 score

BULL
FUCKING
SHIT

Did you see that shaky ass shitty camera just now?
Does it even have Dual OIS? Fuck off dxomark

>> No.62747215

>>62747178
>caring about AR
Both companies just need to stop

>> No.62747218
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62747218

>all this crap i will never use
Good thing this is tied to google crapps which i don't have.

>> No.62747219

Wow that AR reminds me of those cards that came with my 3DS.

In 2011.

>> No.62747223
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62747223

>"Woah", please laugh

i can tell she doesn't give a fuck about any of those movies and shows
she probably just watches bollywood

>> No.62747224

>Your favorite characters from youtube
Literally what?

>> No.62747225

>>62747204
kek

>> No.62747229

DXOMark? Wow....

>> No.62747231

FUCKING FUCK IS THIS A GOOGLE PRESENTATION OR A "SPONSORED BY NETFLIX/DISNEY/REDDIT/STARBUCKS/LOCKHEED MARTIN/PORNHUB" PRESENTATION

>> No.62747235

wow 98!
that's the highest score

>> No.62747236

You have to admit Apple did ar much better

>> No.62747237

>WE PAID OFF DXO GUISE

>> No.62747239

>98 SCORE
>On the Parkinsons Scale

>> No.62747243

>98
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98

>> No.62747246

who can pay off dxomark more?

>> No.62747247

>>62747146
>>62747153
>>62747213
It has OIS retards

>> No.62747253

>>62747198
Thanks for letting us know

>> No.62747254

Casey Neistat is looking better

>> No.62747258

>reimagined point and click photos
>highest rating we could buy

>> No.62747259

so. nothing on fuchsia?

>> No.62747262
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62747262

When will Big Blue rise again and save us?

>> No.62747264
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62747264

Algorithmically

>> No.62747265

>we paid dx0 to put a number higher than the competition for our phone

>> No.62747268

Have they actually improved Android in any way since KitKat?

>> No.62747269

WTF is dxo

>> No.62747273

will pixel 2 find me a qt gf to take pictures of?

>> No.62747274

>>62747259
snapchat now on pixelbook

>> No.62747277

WHY SO MANY WYMIN IMAGES REEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.62747278

The Pixel's camera really is good as fuck though. I installed their camera app on my xiaomi mi5 and it improved it quite a bit.

>> No.62747279

>Portrait Mode
Literally just stole it from Apple lmao

>> No.62747282

>>62747247
But it wasn't working...
Haven't you seen the shaking?

>> No.62747286

>nigger

>> No.62747287

they love machine learning huh

>> No.62747291

>>62747058
No one believes in their products, because they're neither innovative, nor outstanding.
>>62747138
I don't think it was always this way, nor does this apply to all tech companies.
>>62747218
They don't have to fix it, because everyone already uses it.

>> No.62747294

>portrait mode
Come on guys

>> No.62747297

Does anyone give two shits about any of this?

>> No.62747298

>>62747268
they made it worse if anything

>> No.62747301

dualpixel pixels OMG

>> No.62747302
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62747302

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.62747307

>we only have one lens but it's better because of machine learning

>> No.62747310
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62747310

>These Google shills in the audience
They'd hate all this if it was Apple
They literally did hate it 1 month ago
Now they love it

>> No.62747319

>>62747302
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.62747320

>>62747302
That's the price of a MacBook.

>> No.62747322

>>62747254
I actually thought it was him, he sounds sort of like him too

>> No.62747325

>>62747297
the vast majority of people? most photos are taken on smartphones

>> No.62747330

My 2 year old iphone can do OIS just fine, this shit is boring

>> No.62747331

GOOGLE INVENTED LIVE PHOTOS

>> No.62747332
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62747332

>>62747302
IT'S A JOKE, TELL ME THAT'S A FUCKING JOKE!?!?!?
HOLY SHIT GOOGLE YOU ARE WORSE THAN APPLE IF THAT'S TRUE!

>> No.62747333

Holy fuck, Google invented Live Photos

>> No.62747334

>>62747302
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.62747336

the photos you take with your ip.. aa your camera.

lmao

>> No.62747337

>>62747301
didn't expect this

does anything else have this other than the 5DMkIV?

>> No.62747339
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>>62747302

>> No.62747342

>next year Pixel 3 announcement will feature Tim Cuck and Craig Federighi lookalikes for full experience

>> No.62747343

AR is actually kind of fun. I had a ball putting virtual furniture in my apartment and looking at a constellation map depending on where I pointed my ipad too. Definitely lots of interesting ways that it could make shopping cooler I bet, you could wear your virtual shoes and see if you like the style.

>> No.62747344

>>62747302
I just want a good phone for $400

>> No.62747345

Has there been 1 white male in any photos yet?

>> No.62747347

>each pixel has a left and right perspective

Snake oil detected

>> No.62747349

>motionphotos
literally liveephotos which apple has for 2 years now...

>> No.62747352

I cant wait to buy the iphone 7, i mean pixel 2

>> No.62747353

woah one of those pictures was taken in my hometowm

>> No.62747355

>>62747302
What the fuck, the 128GB Pixel XL was $870. What is $400 better about this

>> No.62747356

Does anyone actually listen to music like this?

>> No.62747358

>>62747302
THESE NIGGAS ARE DUMB AF

>> No.62747364

>>62747302
>something something status quo

>> No.62747369

>>62747345
white males are so 2010 anon, get with the times :) a white woman for every black man!

>> No.62747371
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>>62747302
Holy fuck! Samsung won s8 sales will skyrocket

>> No.62747373

>im young and wild
>picture of old man

wow, that contrast, made me think

>> No.62747376
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62747376

Are you gonna buy a phone that supports race mixing anon?

>> No.62747381

I really really really wanna smash a Pixel 2 now

>> No.62747382

>>62747302
are these indians fucking insane? anyone with that amount of DOSH will buy a fucking iphone X

pixel 2 doesn't have a fucking market

>> No.62747383

>>62747356
hipsters

>> No.62747385

>>62747376
>phone is black and white

Really makes you think

>> No.62747389

>>62747302
>Canadian price

>> No.62747393

>>62747291
>They aren't innovative
>Google is literally stealing multiple ideas from them

>> No.62747396

>>62747302
I swear, flagship phone prices have been going out of hand.

>> No.62747397

>>62747376
Did he just steal that phone from her? Why would a white woman be near him?

>> No.62747398

>>62747343
Take off your entitled glasses for once

>> No.62747399

>this kills the crab

>> No.62747402

Did they just flash a naked black guy cliff jumping?

>> No.62747403

>>62747344
The iPhone SE starts at $349

>> No.62747404

>>62747385
only the XL................ hm

>> No.62747405
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62747405

>>62747302
>can't trade in HTC
FUCK

>> No.62747415
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>>62747302
hahahaha

>> No.62747417

>>62747302
bot net ain't cheap son

>> No.62747419

>>62747344
I'd say OnePlus but not even OnePlus is 400 bucks anymore.

>> No.62747421

this is like the xbox one press conference, these niggers committed sudoku

>> No.62747423

>iPhone X The Google Edition
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.62747426

Apple btfo

>> No.62747433

>>62747376
drunk white girl with confused refugee looking black fella
>we germany now

>> No.62747436

>>62747405
HTC is under the "trade in your old company" section.

>> No.62747443

https://www.dxomark.com/google-pixel-2-reviewed-sets-new-record-smartphone-camera-quality/

THANK YOU BASED GOOGLE

>> No.62747448

the nexus programme died for this

>> No.62747460

>>62747393
there's no real innovation there, it's all just
>oh look, you can take photos a bit better
>look, you can take videos a bit better
>look, you can put funny smileys in your pictures/videos
>look, we took away your headphone jack, you don't need that now motherfucker

there hasn't been any real innovation in smartphones since the first iphone came out

>> No.62747462
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62747462

>available in 5 countries
*audience claps*
You fucking idiots

>> No.62747465

>>62747443
>98
>No 4k60FPS

This is really making me think

>> No.62747467

>>62747448
F

>> No.62747468

Available in India!

>> No.62747470

>stain

>> No.62747475
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62747475

>>62747302
fake

>> No.62747476

>>62747468
They can buy 10.

To share in the country, that is.

>> No.62747477

>>62747302
>$949.00 US for a Pixel 2 XL

No thanks.

>> No.62747478

>It's not in france and china
>it's in India

>> No.62747481
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62747481

Chotto matte.
It's Project FYE?
I've been saying Project FEE this entire time.

>> No.62747482

>>62747423
>laughterposting
>>>/r9k/

>> No.62747483

>>62747462
they are paid to do that

>> No.62747484

>>62747436
Nice

>> No.62747486

>not a single word about performance
it's over.

>> No.62747491

>>62747393
Apple was jacking themselves off saying they had a seemless ui movement. so whats the difference. other than marketspeak

>> No.62747492

LOL FUCK YOU FRANCE

>> No.62747493

>Google
>A company started by white men
>Now taken over and run by POOLOOS

What went so, so wrong?

>> No.62747494

>Every company is now releasing the same two phones ,with the same designs and the same feature, for the same price every year.

>> No.62747498

>>62747478
TOP KEK

>> No.62747499

>>62747448
I miss the days of nexus 4 and Jelly Bean

>> No.62747502

I waited for the Pixel 2 but I just finished ordering my Iphone 8 now
This was a disappointment

>> No.62747504

you get a free botnet speaker though

>> No.62747512

>introduce Google Home mini
>give it away for free 1 hour later since nobody will buy it

>> No.62747517

>>62747448
Still no reason to switch from my 6p.

>> No.62747519

>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOYS
>A LIMITED FREE BOTNET MICROPHONE WITH EVERY PIXEL
BUY FAST OR MISS OUT GOY

>> No.62747523

>You added a second camera, right?
>NO NEED

Fuck you

>> No.62747527

>>62747486
It's an 835 and 4gb of ram, what is there to talk about

>> No.62747529

SHOTS FIRED
H
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F
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>> No.62747530

>>62747494
CAPITALISM

>> No.62747531

I'm starting to really dislike flagship devices.

>> No.62747535
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62747535

Can Pajeets even afford this phone?

>> No.62747539

don't you fuckers dare take a stab at apple with the shit you just pulled, google

you cunts lost all of the little cred you still had

>> No.62747540

>>62747460
AR is new, Apple pioneered it and then Google made this quickly put together thing from ARKit/Chinese hackers.

And yes in a sick way its innovative to take away the headphone jack and Google decided to follow that "innovation"

#BLESSED

>> No.62747547

>>62747494
>same price
The price is escalating as we speak.

>> No.62747550

we are better than iPhone we promise

we offer our botnet storage free UNLIMITED!

>> No.62747553

>Pixel 2 64 GB - $649
>Pixel 2 128 GB - $749
>Pixel 2 XL 64 GB - $849
>Pixel 2 XL 128 GB - $949

Someone fucking explain HOW this shitty phone is worth 949, just get a fucking Note 8 or something. Jesus christ, this phone is pathetic.

>> No.62747555

When does something interesting happen?

>> No.62747557

>>62747527
>not 6/8GB like OP5
RAMlets when will they learn?

>> No.62747567
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>>62747512
Hey, at least you can buy it.

>> No.62747568

>>62747493
>white men
Jews, you mean

>> No.62747569

>>62747460
This, the moto mods concept isn't bad, it's just that the actually technology isn't good enough to complement the changes.

>> No.62747577

>>62747531
>starting
cuck

>> No.62747579

>>62747550
shut up nigger we get it ,botnet.

>> No.62747581

>>62747567
>it's shit
>at least you can buy it

>> No.62747585

>>62747540
>AR is new
it's not, there have been apps like around forever on both platforms, they just weren't nearly as good
also it's absolutely pointless and nothing but a dumb toy at this point

>> No.62747588

Nothing compares to fapping on my google vr thing

>> No.62747590

the pixel >ULTRA< meeting was supposed to happen 30 minutes ago at this point

or was it a joke and they're not announcing anything

>> No.62747591
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62747591

Just ordered the iPhone 8 after watching this.
See ya later chaps.

>> No.62747592

>>62747530
Thats more like communism.

>> No.62747594

>Battery: Pixel 2: 2700 mAh

Unapologetically worse.

>> No.62747597

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>> No.62747599

>Watching movie with a brick on your head

>> No.62747600

Wait, to be fair, does Apple have VR?

>> No.62747606

>>62747567
I still don't know what that was supposed to be

>> No.62747607

>Airbuds
>Pixelpods

>> No.62747610

>>62747581
The Nexus Q was so shitty that they didn't even start selling it. They just gave out a couple of free ones and killed the entire product. That's basically as low as you can go with confidence in your own product.

>> No.62747611

>>62747247
*EIS

Same as last year, all software backend. They learned nothing.

>> No.62747613

>wireless earbuds
>they have wires

>> No.62747614

ha ha ha

>> No.62747617
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mfw the Australian price starts at $1079 AUD ($845 USD)

>> No.62747619

>>62747591
>airpods from google
>look even worse
INNOVATION

>> No.62747622

great, now I can look like a crazy person rubbing my each whenever someone talks to me

>> No.62747629

>>62747611
It's both retard

lrn2watch the stream

>> No.62747630

>>62747606
You must be working for the Google Nexus programme then.

>> No.62747633

>Free, unlimited original-quality storage for photos and videos taken with Pixel through the end of 2020, and free, unlimited high-quality storage for photos taken with Pixel afterwards.

:^)

>> No.62747634
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62747634

>Daydream
Yes, fall asleep. You're not awake right now. Plug into the matrix and dream with us.

>> No.62747637

Literally no reason not to get the galaxy s8/s8 plus/note 8 over this turd.

>> No.62747638
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62747638

>pixel buds
my sides

>> No.62747642
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62747642

>Introduce Google wireless headphones
>people start clapping
>picture with the wire comes up
>people stop and go WAAAH

>> No.62747643

>isabelle
oh no

>> No.62747644

>LITERALLY AIRPODS THE GOOGLE EDITION
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>> No.62747645

They are like a fucking shadow of Apple. At least....

SWEDEN YES

>> No.62747646
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>>62747540
>Apple invented AR

*blocks your path*

>> No.62747652

They managed to make earbuds uglier than the airpods

>> No.62747656

>>62747592
No because in a communist country the state would have decided about your what phone you are allowed to use and there would have been only 3 phones only.

>> No.62747657
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62747657

Holy shit I was actually excited about the Pixel Buds but these look so fucking ugly, what the fuck.
God dammit Google.

>> No.62747658

>auto-translate
Okay, that's neat

>> No.62747665

>>>auto translate
HOLY SHIT

>> No.62747672

THEY MADE A UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR BUT LETS FUCKING BURY IT AT THE BOTTOM EVEN THOUGH ITS THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

>> No.62747673

this is pretty neat actually
literally out of hitchhikers

>> No.62747674

>>62747658
word this is the only feature so far in this whole presentation that's actually nice

>> No.62747675

This babelfish stuff is pretty cool

>> No.62747676

>Swedish language

INTO THE TRASH IT GOES

>> No.62747681
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62747681

Is Samsung the only good smartphone company now?

>> No.62747682

Ok that translation shit is really fucking interesting

>> No.62747684
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62747684

SVERIGE

>> No.62747685

wow now i can talk to my swedish friend about his cuckold experience in his native language in real time
thanks google

that's pretty cool tho

>> No.62747686

Japanese kawaii af

>> No.62747691

Alright so far I have zero motivation to upgrade from my Pixel to the Pixel 2.
Am I missing something?
Why does none of this seem exciting?

>> No.62747696

lmao you know that's not real time translating, right? it's pre recorded.

>> No.62747697

>>62747535
Pajeets are richer than whites.

>> No.62747698
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62747698

>>62747681

>> No.62747700

>LITERALLY AIRPODS THE GOOGLE EDITION
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.62747708
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JUST BLACKED

>> No.62747712

>>62747681
lol no, touchwiz is still shit

>> No.62747716

>>62747269
It's like Geekbench but for cameras and without objectivity.

>> No.62747717

absolutely hideous earphones

>> No.62747718

>>62747681
one+

>> No.62747719

ONE MORE THING

>> No.62747722

why translate when everyone and their mothers speak fucking english

especially young people, especially fucking swedes

>> No.62747725

>>62747691
you probably wont they want you to buy the accessories

>> No.62747726

is he crying?

>> No.62747727

>>62747696
But the Google Translate app can already do live voice translations.

>> No.62747728

why does this guy look like he's about to break down and cry

>> No.62747729

KEK all so familiar

>> No.62747732

>>62747658
>>62747665
>>62747672
>Implying they would work when spoken at normal speed.
It's hardly a step above using google translate and speaking into the phone

>> No.62747733

What year will Apple announce their innovative auto-translate ear buds?

>> No.62747734

>$159
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>$159
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>$159
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>$159
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>$159
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>$159
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>$159
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.62747735

wtf is up with his eyes, is he a reptilian?

>> No.62747737

Samsung S8 + Pixel Buds Mustard Sauce

>> No.62747739

do you know how often I need to have a live translation for conversations? fucking never.

>> No.62747744

Why is he giggling?

>> No.62747749

GOOGLE INVENTED SHUTTLE RELEASE

>> No.62747750
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62747750

>camera bump

>> No.62747751

>>62747739
Shocking if you don't leave the house.

>> No.62747755

>>62747735
He's crying because Google has his family hostage

>> No.62747758
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62747758

WHERE IS THE OPEN SOURCE STUFF, GOOGLE!?!?
DON'T TELL ME YOU PUT OPEN SOURCE IN THE GARBAGE FOR FUCK SAKE!!!

>> No.62747759

>we've made a gopro

>> No.62747769

DON'T REPRODUCE GOY

BUY DOGS

>> No.62747770

We call it, the GoPixelPro

>> No.62747771

>wireless headphones(iphone 7 conference)
>no headphone jack(iphone 7 conference)
>a speaker(this year wwdc)
>translating(this year iphone 8 conference)
>pixelbook(last year macbook conference)
>AR(last apple wwdc(also apple has it a lot more advanced now))
>LivePhotos(Apple had this for 2 years)
>well at least squez is new(but apple has 3dtouch)
LOOK AT ME I AM APPLE NOW (but less innovative)

>> No.62747772

>>62747751
Nah, luckily, I live in a place that actually speaks english

>> No.62747774

>>62747759
basically this

>> No.62747777

>>62747750
Just buy a case, goy.

>> No.62747782

this is really fucking weird

>> No.62747784

>>62747772
England?

>> No.62747786

STOP IT WITH THE GOD DAMN FUCKING "WE REIMAGINED THIS PRODUCT FROM THE INSIDE OUT" SHIT YOU FUCKS IT'S JUST A FUCKING CAMERA FUCK YOU GOOGLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.62747788

botnet spy camera.

>> No.62747790

An AI camera in your home

>> No.62747791

>>62747739
We already knew that, shut-in.

>> No.62747797

A literal spy camera, great

>> No.62747801

>LITERALLY WEBCAM THE BOTNET EDITION
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.62747804

>>62747403
>the iPhone is now a budget option
I what dimension have I landed?

>> No.62747805

>>62747750
Is there ANY good smartphone left that doesn't have a fucken camera bump

>> No.62747807

>Google Clips is tiny so you can easily hide it in the bathroom

>> No.62747808

lmao so how do you see what it's recording without a screen? what, you point it at something and hope that it captures everything you want?

>> No.62747811

>>62747807
kekekekeke

>> No.62747813

>It looks like a camera and it has an indicator light.
aka "We really got burned bad with those glasses we made".

>> No.62747816

>teach us who's important to you so we can hold them hostage and force you to buy the pixel 2

>> No.62747818

>>62747807
Machine learning

>> No.62747829

>have some images of my toddlers
great marketing Google

>> No.62747831

>>62747808
You don't need to worry, thanks to the magic of Machine Learning™

>> No.62747832

he is laughing because dumb goys will fall for this botnet camera.

>> No.62747842

>We call them, of course, CLIPS huehuehue

Shut the fuck up you literal cuck. I'm not buying your shitty spy camera

>> No.62747843

>dis nigga literally crying

lmao

>> No.62747846

These niggas are not even trying to hide the botnet now. Fucking great.

>> No.62747847

This is the only way Google lets me see my kids!

>> No.62747854

I genuinely think the world would be better off without this device

>> No.62747856

>>62747818
that machine is going to learn to take pictures of ladies taking a pee

>> No.62747860

>>62747831
>>62747829
>>62747818
$249 btw

>> No.62747861

>google wants to periodically photograph your children
this is actually creepy and i bet even normies will find it creepy

>> No.62747867

>249 USD

>> No.62747874

>249

what the fugg

>> No.62747876

TWO FIFTY FOR A SHITTY SPY CAMERA

HOLY FUCK

NO I WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE PICTURES OF ME TAKING A SHIT GOOGLE

>> No.62747879

"AI" is just a code word for some Indian watching you and picking images, right?

>> No.62747880

They are literally glamorizing spycameras this year has been like wearing nightmare glasses.

>> No.62747886

JUST

WORKS
O
R
K
S

>> No.62747888

>250 USD GOPRO RIPOFF

>> No.62747889

Just Works x 4

>> No.62747896

>new

well i guess it's kinda "new" since the narrative cam died a year ago

>> No.62747900
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62747900

It just werks

>> No.62747903

>249 usd
>249 usd
>249 usd
>249 usd
>249 usd

>> No.62747907

>Spy cameras all over the country create a catalog of embarrassing or lewd moments so they can blackmail anyone at any time

really
makes
you
think

>> No.62747908

>>62747861
those perfect... candid moments...

>> No.62747910

>>62747861
They will use the data gathered by the camera to launch their new service, Pixel-Perfect Children.

Raising a child is such a long process and you cannot even be guaranteed a cute child. Google will use all of their data as well as specialised artificial intelligence models to show you what your children will look like older, so you know if they're worth your time.

>> No.62747911

just imagine

there are people out there that are gonna own all of these products together

the only thing missing is the google buttplug

>> No.62747913

inb4

>Select all pictures of your children

>> No.62747917

>>62747856
The Ai must learn even the basic functions of its adversary

>> No.62747921

now waiting for the first shill youtube videos

>> No.62747926

Damn... nothing costs less than $100.

>> No.62747927

That image is hilarious its literally the CIA/NSA putting a bunch of kiddie plastic over their equipment and letting Google sell it, George Bush Sr. just had his first orgasm in 35 years.

>> No.62747928

>>62747910
>so you know if they're worth your time
Or what? Toss them in the bin?

>> No.62747932

>Google Translate on Pixel Buds is only available on Google Pixel

>> No.62747935

>>62747921
Hey guys, MKBHD here

>> No.62747936

you can buy 4 gopros for that amount of money, what the fuck are these poos fucking smoking

everything they presented is gonna bomb, nigga you're not samsung and apple, just because you sold 55 million chromecast devices for 39.99 doesn't mean people are willing tho shill out for your meme products

>> No.62747939

Ok, what innovation did google introduce in this conference?

>> No.62747945
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62747945

>Pixelbook
Kind of excited, looks pretty neat and sleek.
>Pixel Max
Also kind of excited but fuck that pricetag
>Pixel Home Mini
Really neat, probably gonna buy one
>PIxel 2
yeah not interested even a little
>Pixel Buds
LMAO

>> No.62747946
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>>62747879
>some 4chan user watching you and picking images
ftfy

>> No.62747952

>>62747907
>implying android hasn't been doing this for years already

>> No.62747956
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62747956

>>62747928
Yes.

>> No.62747957

>>62747926
Google Home mini and the pen.

>> No.62747958

>>62747939
Translating earbuds. The rest is shit.

>> No.62747962

Might be okay tier:
>Google Home Mini

Overpriced tier:
>Everything else

>> No.62747963

> 3 years minimum support

>> No.62747966
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62747966

>>62747927

>> No.62747967

>>62747935
>"it's got a bigger screen and a solid, premium feel thanks to this glass finish. Even more screen real estate to play with

>> No.62747968

>>62747928
here at google, we prefer to call it "The Box"

>> No.62747977

Those translating earbuds will be helpful for that one Swede that can't speak English better than we do.

>> No.62747982

>stereo front firing speakers

>> No.62747985

>>62747967
>"And the new Google Clips will let you take videos of that girl you like while she's taking a mondo shit. Really cool, I'm glad to see Google, kinda, raising the bar here."

>> No.62747988

>>62747946
OH SHIT!

>> No.62747990

>>62747698
you can clearly see a screen protector, which made the phone overheat

>> No.62747991

>>62747945
more like
>Pixelbook
not gonna be worth its 1000$ price even with pen not included
>Pixel Max
interesting but definitely needs testing before even considering
>Pixel Home Mini
nothing special
>Pixel 2
LMAO
>Pixel Buds
Hideous but translation is mega interesting

>> No.62747999

>>62747928
Yes. At Google we take pride in our environmental consciousnes. With ChildReboot, we will take your ugly baby and create it into many different types of lotions and creams to sell to the Chinese. Its death screams will be "leaked" accidentally to Arabs to masturbate too. In exchange we give you a free 23&Me and genetic emojis.

>> No.62748004

>>62747990
You're holding it wrong!

>> No.62748005

>2700mAh
>3520mAh

>> No.62748008

How about Pixel Ultra?

>> No.62748009

>In 2 years you'll need a dongle to plug your headphones into any flagship phone
Jesus Christ I hope someone shoots up Tim Cook .

>> No.62748012

>>62747982
My nexus 6p has it. If you watch any video on your phone without headphones it makes a huge difference.

>> No.62748015

Give me any reason not to buy the Pixel 2 5"

>> No.62748026

UNDERWHELMING

UNDERWHELMING

UNDERWHELMING

UNDERWHELMING

UNDERWHELMING

>> No.62748027

>>62747481
FIBER

>> No.62748037
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62748037

>>62747880

>> No.62748038

>>62748005
Hahaha

>> No.62748039

>>62747985
>>62747967
>>62747935
D O P E
O
P
E

>> No.62748049

>>62747962
Might be okay tier:
>original Pixel price cut

Overpriced tier:
>Everything else

>> No.62748054
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62748054

$45
>$45
$45
>$45
$45
>$45

L M A O

>> No.62748062

>>62748054
courageous

>> No.62748064

Pixel 2 more like Pixel POO

>> No.62748083

Is this the death of Google?

>> No.62748088
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62748088

GoPro on suicide watch

>> No.62748094
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62748094

The camera sensor is the same one that S8 has, pretty disappointing.

>> No.62748096

>>62748083
WE BING NOW

>> No.62748097

>>62748054
HAHAHA Google confirmed jealous as fuck, you came at the king and just missed

>> No.62748099

>>62748083
no, but the products will underperform

>> No.62748110

>>62747302
>JUST

>> No.62748124
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62748124

Just leaving this here

>> No.62748127
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62748127

>>62748088
applel too

>> No.62748133

Just fucking why
It has everything except a headphone jack and 4GB ram.
>stereo
>OIS & EIS on the best camera
>yuge battery on the XL
>stock android
>small bezels
> 3 years support

The price would have been justified if they had included the headphone jack at least

>> No.62748136

>>62748054
THANK YOU BASED FREEWORLD

>> No.62748141

>>62748088
That fuckin sucks. I feel really sorry for those guys and FitBit. We in the Monolithic Corporation Era now. Nobody will ever be able to compete as a small niche brand anymore.

>> No.62748145
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62748145

The only good part of the event.

>> No.62748161

>>62748133
Google was meant to do something better and original.

>> No.62748206

>>62748145
>i'm supposed to believe we can make self driving cars when google is occupied with this

>> No.62748209

>>62748161
The squeeze is a nice feature but what can you really expect when they don't manufacture their own phones. They can only include features developed by the manufacturer.

>> No.62748243

>>62748206
the stuff they're working on that they don't show off to the public is way more advanced and sinister than the stuff they do show

>> No.62748255

>>62748209
>have honor 8
>literally sub 300 dollar phone
>fingerprint scanner on the back is a button and it's programmable.

Fuck squeezing. they could have added a dedicated assistant button easily. That would have been a lot better.

>> No.62748435

>>62748255
> dedicated assistant button
samsung has that and everyone hates it

>> No.62748528

>>62748206
Do you want your self driving car to run over your dog because it thought it was a muffin?

>> No.62748546

>>62748528
why would my self driving car run over a muffin? i could eat that muffin

>> No.62748696

>>62748124
It's fake anon. Look how iOS11 calculator looks and you will know it's fake even if you don't believe me.

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62748707

>>62748546

>> No.62748722

>>62748696
its not the ios calculator, its some anon's shitty calculator app he's trying to port to iphoneX

>> No.62748809

>>62748707
poor dog

>> No.62748841

>>62748707
apply the brakes seems like the best idea

>> No.62748858

>>62748696
Of course it isn't Apple's calculator, if they were running into design issues they would just remove the app like they did to the ipad.

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