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""""""kode"""""" with karlie

>> No.61304481

cd code
cd..
cd..
cd ..
ls
cd code
cd ..
cd ..

>> No.61304489

>watching linus tech tips
>AND getting ads

>> No.61305186
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>>61304448
Why are they no longer BFFs?

>> No.61305213
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>complaining about karlie on 4chan so much you start to get ads for her in your youtube videos

>> No.61305327
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>>61304448

>> No.61305357

>>61304448
most of /g/ would still be a manlet compared to her

>> No.61305372

oh, this thread again

>> No.61305381
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>>61305357
when will they learn?

>> No.61305382

>>61305372
karlie's gotta false flag her shit to get attention and then cry "wolf"

>> No.61305419

>>61305381
Like a dystopian future
>freakishly tall genetically engineered women
>bobo lifestyle aka "free" bikes controlled by a large multinational bank
>while what appears to be a homeless man gazes on in the background

>> No.61305420

>>61304448
I would fuck her (if you know what I mean).

>> No.61305432
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>>61305381
>tfw no tall gf

>> No.61305447

I have little beef with the "women who code" thing but it makes me 'tismo-rage like nothing else to see this woman fake her way into this movement while clearly knowing next to nothing about coding, all in a thinly veiled attempt to widen her brand.

>> No.61305462

>>61305419
>bobo lifestyle
>look it up
lel

>> No.61305486

klossy is my techfu <3

>> No.61305508

>>61305447
>while clearly knowing next to nothing about coding

She should find herself right at home in the Ruby community then.

>> No.61305566

She should date me

>> No.61305599

>>61305357
Good thing she prefers women.

>> No.61305610

>>61305357

>wanting to date WNBA players

>> No.61305623

>>61304489
>not just linus tech tips, but 64 bit vs 32 bit

>> No.61305664

>>61305420
Im not sure what you mean but do you want to sausagize her beef taco?

>> No.61305798

Why do pajeets feel so threatened by white women? She probably produces better kode than 99% of you bitter virgins.

>> No.61305817

>>61305798
Wix is a "codeless" method of creating a website. It's basically choose your team and then drag + drop content.

>> No.61305827

>>61305664
what? i am saying i think i would "fuck" her.

>> No.61305899

>>61304448
Who's this fluid druid?

>> No.61305933

>mobileposting
>png
>853*480
>ads

>> No.61305997

>>61304448
>fails to use uBlock Origin
>fails to use such a basic security measure
Get ransomwared, cunt.

>> No.61306026

>tfw no model of that's at the very least interested in your hobbies while also not being a womanlet

>> No.61306276

>>61305933
>being this retarded to think its from a phone instead of a screenshot of just the video

>> No.61306296

>>61305997
used computers for over 20 years, haven't gotten a single virus/piece of malware yet. adblockers aren't the best defence against these anyways. thats just a sideeffect for malicious code injected in ads. the best method is common sense.

>> No.61306457

>>61306296
>Only having internet for a week

>> No.61306530

>>61305186
Tay Tay has commitment issues.

>> No.61306592

>>61305357
>tfw karlie will never be your tall gf who laughs at and belittles you for being a manlet

>> No.61306605

>>61304448
Chode with Charlie

>> No.61306662

>>61304448
Her website looks like it's going to have scrolljacking. How did that bullshit become so popular?

>> No.61306748

>>61305186
she doesn't kode

>> No.61307019

>>61306457
How stupid must you be to actually get viruses/malware?

>> No.61307039

>>61307019
i refuse to believe someone has not gotten a virus 20 years ago on windows 95 or 98 when practically everything on the internet was a virus

>> No.61307058

>>61307039
>implying that everyone was using Wangblows

>> No.61307075

>>61304448
I'd be fine with it if it was an all inclusive camp and taught something other than ruby. C maybe?

>> No.61307297

>>61304481
>Anon actually claims that they have never lost their place in a file tree before

Cool story, bro.

>> No.61307328

>>61305186
karli kan't fizzbuzz

>> No.61307343
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>>61305664
That sounds delicious.

I worked through lunch so that I could leave early.

>> No.61307391

>>61307297
>what is pwd?

>> No.61307454

>>61307391
a non helpful shell command if you forgot where you left off in your ./code directory

>> No.61307537

>>61304448
Looks like she's starting to put on weight

>> No.61308104

>>61306296
>playing life this safe

bretty mealy tbqhfamalamadingdong

>> No.61308226
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I'll leave this here.

>> No.61308238

>>61308226
How do I become as smart as karlie?

>> No.61308503

>>61304448
It is another one of those threads.
Karli pls go, no one is falling for your Koding with Karlie Kloss ads aka KKK.

>> No.61308564

>>61305357
how tall is she exactly

>> No.61308586

>>61308226
Well this is actually a pretty good introduction if you've never programmed.
Y'all can be smug about it but there was a point when you yourself also didn't know how to kode.

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>>61308238
>>61308564
Use searx.me

>> No.61308624
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>>61308595
>DOB 1992
She is younger than me.
Fuck me I feel old and I was only born in 1991.

>> No.61308660

>>61308595
That's about 5'11" for Americans.

>> No.61309308

>>61308238
>How do I become as smart as karlie?

You can usually lose IQ points through substance abuse

>> No.61309351

>>61308226
there is literally nothing wrong with teaching kids this way

>> No.61309400

>>61308660
Short for guys. six foot is average

>> No.61309412

>>61308595
181 cm isn't that tall compared to male height.

>> No.61309439

>>61308586
>>61309351

Newfags who don't program detected.

Top tip: the instructions provided don't create the rectangle described

>> No.61309466

>>61309400
>>61309412

The average male height is 178 cm (5'10") so she is just slightly taller than the average male

>> No.61309473

>>61309439
this is why i'm signing up for Kode With Klossy™

>> No.61309474

>>61309400
>>61309412
Most girls like looking up at their man. So add head height into it. Six foot is still short for her if she prefers taller.

>> No.61309752

>>61308595
>7 inches shorter than me
dropped

>> No.61309774

>>61309752
Do you even get any pussy with those standards?

>> No.61309781

>>61308226
>rectangle
>repeat 1 corner 2 times
thinking_emoji_meme.svg

>> No.61309800

>>61309774
there aren't that many qt 2m+ grills ;_;

>> No.61309920

>>61309800
lel lanklets never learn

>> No.61310027
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>>61308226
>try to teach people like they were preschoolers
>fuck up so bad even people with zero knowledge of programming can see it's wrong
>no one of the people working together with you spots the error so everyone can see it and laugh at you

Explain to me how she's in business again?
I mean, this isn't neckbeards picking apart a facebook post, this is actually her trying to teach someone to program and fucking up in a blatantly obvious manner, yet people still insist on giving her their money.

>> No.61310076

>>61310027
>Explain to me how she's in business again?
It might be for taxes. It's non profit.

>> No.61310111

>>61305420
I would fork her (repositories) (if you know what I mean)

>> No.61310157
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>> No.61310186

>>61310176
chad thundercock in the making

>> No.61310208

>>61310176
I would of stuck my head up her skirt.

>> No.61310241

I M P U T
M
P
U
T

>> No.61310264

TOO TALL

>> No.61310296

>>61305462

I came across this:

https://www.theguardian.com/theobserver/2000/may/28/focus.news1

> So proclaims David Brooks, the American journalist and self-avowed 'Bobo', who coined the phrase to describe the new cultural and corporate hegemony of his cosmopolitan, computer-savvy contemporaries, many of whom will no doubt recognise themselves in Bobos In Paradise: The New Upper Class and How They Got There.

> David Brooks

No wonder this didn't become a thing. No one actually listens to anything David Brooks says and takes it seriously. Also:

> Saturday 27 May 2000 21.03 EDT

Hah.

>> No.61310309

for hating this bitch so much you sure do give her a lot of free advertising

you cuck

>> No.61310371

>>61310176
>>61308226
>>61304448
>>61305327

Actually looks kinda cute in a """casual""" environment.

>>61310157

Then there's this "45 y/o one hit wonder actor straight off benzo rehab" look. Who the fuck is the target audience?

>> No.61310372

>>61304481
code is a obviously a directory

I'm more surprised she's changed her shell to zsh when she's still making newbie mistakes like forgetting the space

must've read some /g/ ricer tutorial

>> No.61310447

>>61305508
underrated

>> No.61310676

>>61310371
>A fit model looks good

Wow

>> No.61310725

>>61310447
>Ahaha ebin secret joke us coders amirite us coders

Kill yourself.

>> No.61310852

>>61310076
actually pretty smart if thats true

>> No.61311024

>>61310157
How can white men even compete?

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>>61308226

>> No.61311169

>>61311105
>darky is still dark even though inverted colors.

>> No.61311200

>>61308586
That's not how you make a rectangle, anonomoose

>> No.61311257

>>61308226
She actually gets it right at the end of the video while also using a variable on top of that. So hopefully dumb kids don't stop at the first part.

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>>61311105

>> No.61312401

>>61307297
Use pushd and popd

>> No.61312531

>>61310372
no space cd.. is valid batch, yes you should be even more disgusted now

>> No.61312654

>>61305381
Karlie is 6.2 ft or 1.89 m. She is taller than my 6 ft manlet height. : .^(]

>> No.61312690

>>61310264
Dominating your woman is last century. You are now in the insect kingdom.

>> No.61312716

>>61312690

Until Ahmed comes around, then they're all too pliable.

>> No.61313661

>>61311169
Because he's half white.

>> No.61313762

>>61309400
6' is short, women like it when their head fits under your chin. 6'2 is the shortest acceptable height, 6'4 is ideal.

>> No.61313779

Stop fucking leaking out /fit/.
t. 5'10 KoM, still bag poontang in the club every week.

>> No.61313850

>>61305213
Big Brother is watching.

>> No.61313862

>>61308226
>move forward by 50
>turn right by 90 degrees
>move forward by 100
I remember doing this shit with a turtle in school back in the 90s, anyone remember what that thing was called?

>> No.61313937

>>61313862
Please don't bring back those memories.

>> No.61313975

>>61310027
>>61310076
maybe, but still this ""coding"" makes me cringe so hard. I mean, fucking up a rectangle, that's pretty impressive

>> No.61314038

>>61313779
Awww cutie patootie you don't have to lie to us, we accept you regardless!~

>> No.61314069

>>61304448
kode like a kunt

>> No.61314088
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>>61311105
JUST

>> No.61314741

>>61314088
bags are sexy
14/0/88

>> No.61315807

>>61306748
Tay's an infosec thoughtleader.

>>61308226
>>61313862
It's called LOGO.

>> No.61315945

>>61313862
Python Turtle.

>> No.61316023

>>61304448
cmon. I understand why some people think that she is the real deal, cuz she is a woman and that dosnt mean that she is stupid, thats ok, but what happens here is that she is a woman AND she is stupid as fck and she doesnt give a fck about "koding" or anything releated to technology, she is just scamig people and trying to get fcking famous while at it
Srry for my bad english

>> No.61316043
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>> No.61316048

>>61304448
hot bitch

>> No.61316067
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>>61308226

>> No.61316307

>>61308226
My first experience on programming was in High School in 1990 with Logowriter which taught programming exactly this way.

>> No.61316313

>>61305447
Programmers who happen to be women > women who happen to be programmers >women who "happen" to be "programmers"

>> No.61316469

>>61316067
Negative boobs. Disgusting

>> No.61316853

>>61305381
>>61312654
She is tall O.O I'm only 1,75m. I'm a femanon, btw

>> No.61317016

>>61305419
This. The whole mess can't come tumbling down soon enough

>> No.61317034

>>61308226
What the fuck, there is a bug here, what is this shit? What the fuck this fuck

>> No.61317055

>when you're a 6'2" woman and still need more attention

>> No.61317109

>tfw will never have a gf as cute as Karlie
Giving up and embracing 2D has never seemed so tempting

>> No.61317502

>>61316853
We can tell by the text faces

>> No.61317578

>>61304448
She will be employed in any coding job over any other actually skilled male candidates simply because she is a hot grill and it's good pr, plus the HR virgins are always thirsty
It's the sad fact, but no matter how hard you work some people just are born privileged

>> No.61317603

>>61304481
>cd ..
This linux mistake is a nightmare for any windows shell users, because the command is supposed t be cd.. to do one up, but somewhere some idiot foss dev made a typo and it's cd .. on linux so any windows user has to type cd twice on linux because they will always automatically type it the correct way first as "cd.." before they realize

>> No.61317631

>>61309466
Average MALE height is 190cm. Average manlet height is 178cm.

>> No.61317737
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>>61316273
>>61308226

fixed

>> No.61317756

>>61308624
Same. It does indeed suck.
First time I felt like this was when I realised porn stars were getting younger than me. Not sure how long I'm going to take this aging bullshit before killing myself.

>> No.61317814

>>61304481
she needs to join our startup

>> No.61317854

>>61304448
What is she """koding""" on? JavaScript?

>> No.61317890

>>61305432
Is that flag over there in the original pic?

>> No.61317910
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>>61317737

>> No.61317921

>>61317756
You have lots of time to get used to it

>> No.61317924

>>61313862
turtle graphics

made by actually competent programmers at mit

>> No.61318000

>>61317756
This is your daily reminder that in less than 6 months you will be watching pornstars born in the year 2000.

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>>61308226
>>61311105
>>61317737
>>61317910

>> No.61318201
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>>61318058
10/10
would change directory again

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>>61305599
Then why does she have a bf?

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>tfw no tall gf
hold me bros

>> No.61318554

>>61318532
2spooky

>> No.61318567

>>61308624
dumb frogposter

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>>61318532
>giraffe skellington chicks that look like albino Sudanese famine victims

Who even likes this? Should be categorized as a sexual deviation IMO.

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>>61318639
at least 5 people

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>>61318681
>tfw 185 cm and taller chicks are like unicorns

>> No.61318782

>learn to code
>use wix

>> No.61318940
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Code with Programming Penguin, girls.

>> No.61319103
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>>61318781
Basketball club, no womanlets allowed

>> No.61319506

>>61310176
I wonder what the flavour pallet of her shit is like?

>> No.61320003

>>61317603
>somewhere some idiot foss dev made a typo and it's cd .. on linux
what? it's not supposed to be some unique cd.. command, there is always a space between cd and the place. if you are in a directory with another directory called "files" then you can do cd to "files" (which is the files directory), to "." which is the current directory or to ".." which is the parent directory.

>> No.61320041

>>61310176
me on the left

>> No.61320083

>>61304481
You forgot "..cd" m8.

>> No.61320088

>>61318781
>tfw 6'6''

Get on my level. Forever cursed to be big spoon.

>> No.61320211

>>61310027
Because using if is too complex

>> No.61320289

>>61317737
My sides with a nigglet pen

>> No.61320450

>>61318058
Fucking lel

>> No.61320478

Jebote bog kud ovaj svijet ide.

>> No.61320512

>>61312401
I have yet to see a god damn sys admin that uses this. Please be aware that I access dozens if nodes,servers per day.

>> No.61320536

official klossy song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSgp-IIgr4I

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oh man, another late night at the office

>> No.61320803

>>61316043
That show is utterly shit and has nothing to do with science

>> No.61320814

>>61317109
Just go gay, it's easier

>> No.61320856

>>61316043
Wtf I hate bill nye now

>> No.61320871

>>61316043
Oh how ye mighty have fallen

>> No.61320899

>used to know a girl who looked exactly like Karlie but less of a hungry skeleton and more well-proportioned (5'9)
>nice and intelligent too
>yet I blew it
kill me

>> No.61320919

>>61304448
You faggots are the same cancer posting tech review sites "hating" or "mocking" on them but you're just giving them free advertising.
Bunch of retards.

>> No.61320939

>>61318058
ITT: anon gets v& for virtual sexual assault

>> No.61322666

>>61318639
>albino Sudanese famine victims

kek'ed loudly
that's so specific

>> No.61324342

>>61305381
She's so... Legendary

>> No.61324358

>>61317578

>some people just are born privileged

No such thing exist, you are either a shitskin or a lazy libcuck.

>> No.61324415

>>61307297
cd.. isnt a valid command and at least i dont claim i am programming when i do this

>> No.61325315

>>61304448
>Kode with Karlie Kloss
>KKK

>> No.61326379

>>61325315
Its Kode with Karlie, fuck off back to /pol/

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>>61318532

>> No.61326650
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>>61307297
>file tree

>> No.61326715

>Ctrl-F
>No Karli FLOSS

>> No.61326763

>>61308226
But that isn't even right. The character will not turn when the woman wants him to.

>> No.61326810

>>61320578
This is CSS

But why is there no proper formatting?

>> No.61326823

>>61318532
>belt sized skirt
muh dick
tell me she's been fucked on cam pls

>> No.61326836

>>61316067
>tall
>fit
>no boobs
>no ass
>sold her soul
this is hitting so many of my fetishes

>> No.61327084

>>61316853
pls be my /g/ gf

>> No.61327267

>>61317603
I know this is bait but just for the toddlers who don't know better:
"cd" is the command and ".." the argument so they have to be seperated by a space
".." is the parent directory

>> No.61327325

>>61304448
#include <kitchen.h>
int main()
{
make(sandwich);
return sandwich;
}

>> No.61327383

>>61327267
chdir

>> No.61327414

>>61327325
>passing sandwich as argument before it is made
actually fits in this thread

>> No.61327497

>>61305213
>not having an adblock
never go full tard

>> No.61327513

>>61318532
Thank you mr sketal for the calcium

>> No.61327514

>>61327325
> not return make(sandwich)

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ayo karlie muh gurl u feel me?!1

nects we be gettem da blackgurls in computin!
u feel me muh brothas n sistas!??
muh gurl karlie teachin me sum shiz mhmm.

#blackkodergurl mofukka

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>>61318464
So she can cuck him.

>> No.61328127

>>61304481
ls

And she's on Windows.

>> No.61328359

>>61318532
this was going....where i didn't think it was going

>> No.61328375

>>61304448
>Wix
>ever
>for anything
>ever
no

>> No.61328396

>>61308226
The fuck is forward? Do they mean up?

>> No.61328442

>>61326810
because nobody ever learns it

and then you inherit that project

>> No.61328522

>>61327838
kek, this is some /2008/ meme material

>> No.61328602

>>61325315
She should be a KDE developer.

>> No.61328661
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>>61304448
>64-bit VS 32-bit EXPLAINED

>> No.61329663

>>61304448
OP please at least watch crash course computer science and not Linus Tech Tips

>> No.61329815

>>61326810
>>61320578
>>61328442
The joke is that its just a minified bootstrap css file or something that she had nothing to do with writing

>> No.61329882
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>>61318532
STRIDER!

>> No.61329978

>>61307391
tells you the directory you're in and not much else. I kode like karlie at work because it allows me to work at a slower pace while still looking like I am really working hard

>> No.61330012

>>61313975
you had all the opportunities in the world as a straight (albeit a cuck) white male and here you are; a NEET, lowlife fuckup who drives a car with an automatic transmission.

_that_ is impressive

>> No.61330749

>>61324415
It actually is on some systems because it's such a common typo. I was wondering about it at uni one day, tho don't remember the distro.

>> No.61330799

>>61327325
!!! CRINGE ALERT !!!

>> No.61330823

>>61304448
Wish I could document her syntax if you're in my working directory.

>> No.61330882

>>61329815
Not to mention that you don't "code" CSS or at least not in the same way you would use "code" normally. Why do people confuse program languages with markup and design stuff. Aside from being on the computer and interacting with eachother they're very different

>> No.61330892

>>>61304448
>kode with karlie kloss
>kode with kayden kross

>> No.61330931

>>61326823
That is literally a porn clip dude

>> No.61330956

>>61318532
If I myself at 5'9" procreated with this what size would my children be?

>> No.61330976

>>61330956
Probably between 5.9" and 8"

>> No.61330993

>>61305899
Faggot it's in the image

>> No.61331033

>>61327383
chair*

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>>61325315

>> No.61332100

>>61307297
this has never happened to me.

>> No.61332123
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>>61311105
Am I the only one who thinks Scratch is a gay piece of shit and waste of time? I feel like if you're going to learn to program, you should just dive in, not use some autistic puzzle pieces bullshit to do gay shit

>> No.61332229

>>61308586
That how i remember drawing with computer since 6 years old. Turtle ? what was it called again ? i kinda liked that class. I drew boxes to houses to boats then to GT-R 32.

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>>61327267
The other anon was referring to Windows, though, where cd.. is valid.

>> No.61332254

>>61304481

alias find-code find / -name code

>> No.61332255

>>61332123
not everyone comes from a logical viewpoint. you have to teach that it only does what its commanded to. I think it's the best way to start.

>> No.61332266

>>61317631
Since when are MALEs different from males?

>> No.61332306

>>61332123
>am i the only one who [...]
Yes, you are the only human being alive who has this outrageous opinion.
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.61332339

>>61330931
sauce?

>> No.61332493

>>61305817
it's a WYSIWYG editor as a SaaS

basically it's what web dev was 10 years ago, but automated (not that complicated)

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>>61304481
>not using sl

>> No.61332536

>>61308595
>180cm (+/- 1cm)
>People ITT ranting and raving about manlets
Jesus you citizens of Burgerland must be short, that's just the average height

>> No.61332539

>>61316853
post feminine benis

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>>61313862
i used it in my first programming class
https://docs.python.org/3.6/library/turtle.html

never used it with logo though

>> No.61332567

>>61318532
lanklets are a mistake

>> No.61332582

>>61307039
Used Solaris and Linux back then. Ran Win98se in VMWare, which was version 1 and the coolest shit.

Good times.

>> No.61332655

>>61329882
Hahaha fuck this got me way more than it should

>> No.61332678

>>61320578

what a clusterfuck

>> No.61332723
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queen of /g/

>> No.61332754

>>61332723
All hail the o/g/re queen
cd.. before Her Lankiness

>> No.61332759
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>> No.61333016

>>61317814
@fagleroni send her a dm

>> No.61333020

>>61305381
dayum.
does she come with a ladder?!

>> No.61333098

>>61332266
MALE = male
On Windows only.

>> No.61333188

>>61309308
She's clearly intelligent enough to scam people into paying her money to do this shit.

>> No.61333411

>>61319506
raspberries in all likelihood...

>> No.61333474

>>61319506
Kale and poached eggs.

>> No.61333800

>>61305381
>6.0 - 5.11

>> No.61333958

>pop culture

jesus fucking christ shut the fuck up

>> No.61334054

>>61332510
> 2015+2
> being a loonix idiot

>> No.61334062

>>61333958
this, desu

>> No.61334253

>>61305420
I'll double your entrende.

>> No.61334299

>>61310264
she's only 6'1

>> No.61334307

>>61316043
but bill nye is also 6'1. high heels should be illegal

>> No.61334324

>>61307328
>>61306748
>>61306530
fucking 10/10

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>>61325315

>> No.61334374

>>61316067
Isn't she one of (((them))) now since she dating Jared Kushner's brother?

>> No.61334434

>>61308595
She's 1,85cm according to Jewgle. I'm 3cm taller kek.

>still no tall qt gf

>> No.61334451

>>61305186
Are Taylor Swift's boobs really that big?

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>> No.61334465

>>61334299
That's ogre size.
She should just cut off her tits and go FTM not to look like a freak

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>> No.61334478

>>61327267
>>61332240
It might be valid, but Windows is the idiosyncratic one not following reasonable conventions here. Command + arguments

>> No.61334511

>>61305186
i want to sqeeze tay's tits while shes riding me cowgirl

>> No.61334513

>>61318532
wtf i have a new fetish now

>> No.61334516

>>61334460
I need to be sandwiched between their legs NOW

>> No.61334571

>>61317890
Are you baiting, right?

>> No.61334606

>>61334451
They're bigger than you'd think but they're still not that big

probably high b cup at best

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>>61309351
>he didn't write programs for automated ant extermination as a kid
Should be obligatory desu.

>> No.61334711

>>61320578
>stupid fuckin webdev wanted to impress his normie friends so he minifies his suck ass (((code))).

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>>61334658
>colobot
i thought i was the only one

>> No.61337891

>>61308595
Birthday soon. What do we prepare for her?

>> No.61337942
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>>61304448
>64-bit vs 32-bit explained

>> No.61338436

>>61337891
A program for her code directory full with noobie programming mistakes.

>> No.61338737

>>61305432
>unsolved Rubik's cube

>> No.61338867

>>61304448
on wednesdays we kode

>> No.61339626

>>61308624
>Used to really like britney spears when I was a kid
>now I'm older than her

How do we stop time guys.

>> No.61339824

>>61326810
because she just hit F12 in Chrome, look at the taskbar. wow I am such a #Koder now. also it's probably just autogenerated bootstrap stuff and she picked that file because it was the biggest one she could find therefore this airhead thought it was the most complex one because it likely has 1000 lines of "code"

>> No.61341064

>>61308595
>5'11"
>women will cheat and boost themselves up four inches with shoes and claim to be tall

>> No.61341136

>>61332255
This.

I was taught how to count in binary when I was in diapers. I don't expect everyone to think like me wrt computers.

>> No.61341366

>>61305419
"bobo lifestyle" made me think of that autistic dude from opie and anthony.

>> No.61341434

>having a feminist teach you how to "kode"

you guys are pathetic. Have fun learning front end only skills, only to find out youre barely employable.

Front end devs make me sick.

>> No.61341441

>>61316313
All of those >>>>>>>>> "women" who happen to be programmers.

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>>61306592
>tfw 2017
>tfw still no Android 18 sexbot
I've been waiting since I was a little boy, and instead we're wasting our resources on faggy JS frameworks and free software autism.

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>>61316043
>>61320803
what did she do on the show?

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