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>> No.60353049

i sent the three hundred bucks to the address and got your crypto key, post dick pics if you want me to post it

>> No.60353053
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>Getting viruses
>Getting viruses that encrypt your files forcing you to pay to unlock them

Holy fuck are you 80 years old? How the fuck are you this bad at computers. If you pay you won't get your files back by the way, so just take the loss, don't be a cuck and pay 300$.

>> No.60353058

install gentoo

>> No.60353084

I just tried buying your key but someone else got it already

>> No.60353113


>> No.60353115

Post a timestamped picture or fuck off

>> No.60353134

next time you use gentoo and so your spurdo spärde collection stays safe

>> No.60353143

How would you post here if your computer is infected? LIAR

>> No.60353153

for doubting me i'll raise it to a sharpie in pooper

>> No.60353182

I accidentally infected all of my clients with this. People are threatening to sue. I can never recover. Cut my life into pieces.

>> No.60353204

What would happen if you connected to public WiFi?

>> No.60353205

>If you pay you won't get your files back
This is usually not true. There are variants like this out there, but most ransomware "works" in that it restores your files when you pay.

>> No.60353206

this my last resort.

>> No.60353216

How did that happen?

>> No.60353223

This is how my unpatched windows 7 got the malware :(

>> No.60353226


>only computers can post on 4chan

What a retard.

>> No.60353235

Well played

>> No.60353251

So if you don't pay after 7 days, your files are gone "forever". But then they say it will be free if you wait 6 months. Which is it?

>> No.60353457

kys fag.

>> No.60353559

>backup all my files I care about on a harddisc that is offline until I need it
>do something retarded online and get infected
>reformat computer and give no fucks

I'd be more pissed of some malware that spied on me overtime, not something that told me to fuck off.

>> No.60353669

Dear Encryptor One,
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I prayed over it and received your ransomware. I must not hesitate to congtatulate you for this simple and sincere business offer you sent me. I am Wumi Abdul; the only Daughter of late Mr and Mrs George Abdul. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan,the economic capital of Ivory Coast before he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outing to discus on a business deal. When my mother died on the 21st October 1984, my father took me and my younger brother HASSAN special because we are motherless. Before the death of my father on 30th June 2002 in a private hospital here in Abidjan. He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of $12.500.000 (Twelve Million, five hundred thousand dollars) left in a suspense account in a local Bank here in Abidjan, that he used my name as his first Daughter for the next of kin in deposit of the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth and some huge amount of money his business associates supposed to balance his from the deal they had that he was poisoned by his business associates, that I should seek for a God fearing Anonymous partner in a cyberspace where I will transfer this money and use it for decryption purpose of my precious files.

Sir, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following way: to serve as the guardian of this since I am a girl of 12 years.
Moreover Sir, I am willing to offer you 15% of the sum as compensation for effort input after the successful decryption of my files and will send the money to your designate bitcoin account overseas. Please feel free to contact me. Anticipating to hear from you soon.Thanks and God Bless.

Best regards.
Miss Wumi Abdul

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>> No.60353728

>sending ransomware to loonix poorfags
top kek, what a waste of time

>> No.60353817

you deserved it because you are using that gamer os designed by children for children

>> No.60353838

This is what you get for
a) being dumb enough to get a virus
b) not having backups
c) using windows

>> No.60353868

nothing of value was lost

>> No.60353914
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Microsoft release Windows 10 S in 2/5/17
ransomware attack on 12/5/17

I can see every Corp, School and Gov will use windows 10 S

>Windows 10 S marketshare 70%
>Microsoft only release Windows 11 S after massive success

>MFW it actually happen.

>> No.60353927

install gentoo btw

>> No.60353948

>t-they won't send because linux users are poor hehe

>> No.60353988
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>> No.60354031

Don't open prescriptions.exe

>> No.60354057

Read your post. Answer yourself retard.

>> No.60354068

Isn't this literally the reason Windows has forced updates now, so viruses can't exploit patched security vulnerabilities? /g/ BTFO

>> No.60354109

Not true.
Someone I know works as an IT sec guy at a certain company. One of their customers got infected some time ago with a different, but well written one. Instead of trying to reinstall that certain VM with everything on it, they paid the fine, because that was the cheaper solution. They got everything back and the attacker guaranteed that the server would not get infected by them again.

>> No.60354119

how do i not also make a backup of the virus?

>> No.60354127

>Wincucks are too retarded to update their shitty OS

>> No.60354148

I'm saying their message is contradictory. Their threat to make recovery impossible in 7 days is false if it will still be possible in 6 months.

>> No.60354201

Бля, гдe пpyфы, пaцaны?

>> No.60354219

Hospitals getting affected by this were running Windows XP.

>> No.60354229

>being this retarded
Your supposed to make a back up before you get a virus

>> No.60354256

The files will be wiped in 7 days.
You will have 6 months to get your drive back but it wont have any data, thr time wait makes it free.


>> No.60354265

learn your stuff kiddo, delete key get rekt

>> No.60354327

How exactly does this shit spread? Do you have to run something?

>> No.60354362

Redpill me on this exploit /g/, how it works?

>> No.60354371
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>> No.60354392

Nah. You wait for a pc on your isp to get compromised and send you the worm via p2p.

>> No.60354395

>be tech illiterate
>use Windows (because you're tech illiterate)
>get fucked like you deserve

>> No.60354399

From what I've heard they send an e-mail with an attachment.

>> No.60354410


>> No.60354422

You need to put 300$ in your disc drive to get rid of it.

>> No.60354431

Using windows in hospitals should be illegal.

>> No.60354434

You just have to be connected to an infected device. That's why they're called worms. Firewalls exist for a reason, anon.

>> No.60354438


Oh please go fuck yourself. Pay the fine and you're a fucking retard, although if you got a virus in the first place you're already a retard.

>> No.60354451

Remember this when /v/ autists tell you to disable updates

>> No.60354458

Every time something like this happens I get really worried for 5 minutes and then don't even care if my entire computer is wiped.

>> No.60354467

>how do i not also make a backup of the virus?

It wouldn't even matter.

You install a clean OS first, then restore the data.
As long as the backup isn't actually encrypted you should be fine.

>> No.60354490

Can't you just play Touhou to make it go away?

>> No.60354491

you are aware that these ransomwares aren't "fixable" without paying, right? unless you can break RSA, and if you can do that I doubt you care about $300 lol

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>be a CBP machine
>oops! looks like it's time to update
>restarting takes like 20 minutes
>patient dies

>We're setting things up for you :)

>> No.60354498

>paying the fine

What a massive cuck

>> No.60354512

>attack old windows version
>people freak out and update to Windows™ 10
>it reaches 99% marketshare
Well played Billy, well played

>> No.60354515

Ah yes, "common sense 2015":
- disable updates.
- no virus scanner.
- just don't click anything suspicious.

If only the NSA didn't build in backdoors, they'd all be perfectly safe.....

>> No.60354527

Leaked NSA/CIA zero-day exploits
leaked from that italian contractor that got hacked, they had like a mega collection of zero days that they were hording.
though it was months ago so you'll only get jewed if you don't update your shit like a dumb nigger.

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>> No.60354542

Should had this too along with payment, of course with an anti cheat engine instead of the plain original hack

>> No.60354554

Creators update is vulnerable too.
The patch was released one week later in march.

You have to install to windows 10 and then run updates again to actually patch it.

>> No.60354564

Haven't updated my shit in forever. How fucked am I?

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>> No.60354605

As fucked as a German girl in a Muslim ghetto

>> No.60354646

Don't download suspicious looking shit through email.

>> No.60354651

North Korea is safe thank god!

>> No.60354656

I am so glad most of our infrastructure doesn't actually rely on windows. it's a fucking mess.

>> No.60354675

Do you really think the majority of users will figure that out ? They will just upgrade in panic.

>> No.60354677

Mine was distributed as: rarest-pepe(rip).png.exe

>> No.60354688

That's because they run Red Star OS.

>> No.60354707

this is just a giant elaborate plot to get everyone to reformat that dirty fucking C drive once in a while

>> No.60354718

Are completely useless if they are on a windows server in your network, which is probably relatively common

>> No.60354740

>panic upgrade
>get hit again by pajeet's XP who pretends he doesn't have any malware

>> No.60354785

>not backing up all your data on 5 different HDDs

>> No.60354797

> b-b-b-but windows is so much more cost effective than mac and linux ... right?
> Pretending this OS hasn't been shit for years.

>> No.60354802

I just wish NSA gets all the blame.

>> No.60354832

Only schedules. The embed software is sealed.

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>> No.60354836

>keeping backups on an active drive

People really do this?

I would be worried about mechanical failure.

>> No.60354883

Realtime backups have to be.

>> No.60354908

>I just wish NSA gets all the blame.

They won't.

MSM will blame "evil hacker group" shadow brokers.

>> No.60354941

the bastards have encrypted my tesla
if i don't pay them they are going to delete it

>> No.60354967

> Saved 4chan Pics
> $300

Time to get a grip

>> No.60354970

>57 minutes

>> No.60354974

So i havent used my computer since yesterday will i get infected if i turn it on and what can i do tu prevent shit from happening.

>> No.60354981

>ransomware that makes you play touhou to get back files
that would be funny.

>> No.60354998

you'll be better off

>> No.60355011

Never thought I would ever hear that.

>> No.60355019

Here you go, nigger.


>> No.60355048
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No anon, that shit is real.

>> No.60355052

>I would be worried about mechanical failure.

Hmmm, it's almost like systems like this use RAID for a reason.

>One computer makes realtime backups
>That computer makes nightly backups to an offsite location
>maybe two

You are right though, these drives do fail all the fucking time, which is why rebuilding RAID arrays is so fast and easy. Some guy has to run around the datacenter jamming in drives as they die.

>> No.60355063

The Apple Macbook Pro with Retina Display doesn't have this problem.

>> No.60355064

this is a real thing. google it

>> No.60355133

What did he mean by this? Please elaborate in detail

>> No.60355145

question: how the heck does it 'encrypt' your files/data? so fast? what sort of cipher does it use? does it encrypt the disk/partition table?

>> No.60355148

>use windows
>get fucked
>don't use windows
>still get fucked
oh boy

>> No.60355168

How is this spreading so quickly?

Is it just retards downloading stuff from emails, or something else?

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Well, this was a healthy reminder to do backups.
Nothing new here.

>> No.60355187

So, how do you get this?
I'm on windows 10 and still using piratebay (which throws a popup every time to touch a page) to download porn videos and games. I don't use any third party antivirus and I sometimes go through chains of thumbnail sites with popups when in a wanking trance.
What more do you have to do?

>> No.60355211

Initial vector is usually a file from the internet, which then spreads through intranet

>> No.60355214
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>> No.60355217

I don't think it does it fast at all.

Just in the background, without disrupting access.
It only pops up once it's done, which might be hours or even days after you got infected.

>> No.60355228

>don't use windows
>remain comfy
normies are shitting their pants right now. good

>> No.60355244
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>use computers
>get fucked
>live life
>still get fucked

>> No.60355245

I didn't download anything. It's spread through an exploit over public wifi

>> No.60355250

Is Win 2000 vulnerable?

>> No.60355254

Is this only on windows 7? Haven't seen any screenshots of it on 10 or even 8

>> No.60355260


>> No.60355267

>which then spreads through intranet

Is this the part where the NSA exploit comes into play?

Because surely you don't need an exploit when someone clicks funnyjoke.exe?

>> No.60355290

Don't log on to stranger's networks, your sysadmin should have told you this when you were a kid

>> No.60355319

>the attacker guaranteed
Great, because cybercriminals are known for their trustworthiness.

>> No.60355346

If the port is open (it will be by default) and you haven't updated in the past two months you have no defense against it.

>> No.60355357

wouldn't someone notice when they click a file that was processed?

>> No.60355360
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how fucked am i?

>> No.60355387

fake and gay

>> No.60355405

honestly win2k is probably the safest win os to use... aside from nsakey, that damn os can be locked down pretty good. Interpol still use it.

>> No.60355408

this looks shopped

>> No.60355415

>gay sex with hats

Kek, old as fuck but still good

>> No.60355416
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You're laughing now but wait until a news article lets loose that this happened somewhere.

>> No.60355427

My dad got ransomware once and just restarted the computer and it was gone
top kek what even

>> No.60355434

you've been fucked using windows this whole time

>> No.60355452

What if the massive attack was the Touhou one instead
Would we see doctors furiously playing touhou when they can't operate

>> No.60355453

This ain't your daddy's malware.

>> No.60355477

He didnt you fucking idiot

>> No.60355484
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>doesn't even close paint

>> No.60355489

maybe we'd finally see some solid legislation to get anime banned

>> No.60355498

I haven't updated Windows 8.1 in years.

I downloaded and installed the specific patch said to fix the exploit the virus is using.

Do you think that's an airtight defense or am I vulnerable to it anyway due to otherwise being completely outdated on windows updates?

I don't give a shit about other security leaks, I'm not retarded enough to get a virus unless, like this one, it can spread over wifi even without me clicking on anything whatsoever.

>> No.60355499

lol gentoo

>> No.60355501

Because it doesn't require the target machine to install anything. Just having exploitable version of SMB and remote access enabled is enough. When the machine is infected it will scan IPs from LAN to infect but also try their luck with randomly generated IPs over the internet.

>> No.60355505

Is there an actual program for this?

>> No.60355520

tfw you don't have any valuable photos or files because you are patrician

>> No.60355528
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>painless suicide methods
Does it matter? I mean, this is technically a God send, right? all your mlp porn encrypted for no one to find out, right? :^)

>> No.60355531

I wouldn't mind that to be honest

>> No.60355537

I'm thinking a quick attack would be to fuck up the partition table, and put your own shit to boot the GUI.

>> No.60355540

>Greenland untouched


>> No.60355543

What the fuck was it then
It said that it was da police who seized the computer because there was pedoshit on it, he supposedly had to pay a fine
Are you going to tell me it was really the police

>> No.60355547

>and remote access enabled

welp, it's nothing.

>> No.60355568
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Wait... what if... what if it was Microsoft's plan all along?

>> No.60355569

Am i safe with CommonSense 2018 Beta?

>> No.60355573

This would be easily worth a couple grand, or whatever the guys who implemented this are going to end up with in usable cash.

>> No.60355579


>> No.60355592

No, as long as you are exposed to the internet there is a way to be attacked.

>> No.60355595


It will decrypt any files on the fly (which is very fast)
This is how full disk encryption normally works.

>> No.60355616

It was probably one of those browser popups that appear if you browse shady teen porn sites, not an actual OS ransomware.

>> No.60355631

I wanna get my windows computer infected and act as a vector to spread it across my city, how would i do this?

>> No.60355641

> 2017
> Still running Windows.

When will people learn?

>> No.60355648

He DOES go to shitty third world websites so yeah whatever, that shitty pc is dead now anyway

>> No.60355653

it's 2018 you idiot

>> No.60355654

they won't, because they're stupid. That's why they run Windows

>> No.60355674

I'm on xp and I'm paranoid right now. Should I install linux right now while I still have time?

>> No.60355694

You might be an actual retard

>> No.60355699

whoever made this needs to be found and be castrated

>> No.60355729
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Anyone has a quick rundown on this?

>> No.60355733

honestly, they kind of are for the most part.

Either way it doesnt matter. If that IT team doesnt do a serious security audit they're fucking asking for it.

>> No.60355767

I want to fug those 2 girls.

>> No.60355768

yes, install anything else lol

>> No.60355802

Any fast way to do without erasing data?

>> No.60355840

Wouldn't be surprised if it was some Ivan since Russia has the highest infection

>> No.60355847

>you have to literally pay to maintain access to your files

Could ransomware be a cloud companies' attempt to force users onto the cloud, where for a "small monthly fee" their files will be "safe from ransomware and other threats"?

>> No.60355855

don't rush. if anything just disconnect it from the internet, get on a device that doesn't have anything important, and download linux distro, put it on USB and use that until this blows over.

>> No.60355883

>inaccessible documents mean that one can't get on the internet

>> No.60355888
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Just "upgrade" to Windows 10S, my friends

>> No.60355919

>he doesn't keep his backups air gapped
wew lad

>> No.60355923

Guess I can just right now download one to run from usb while I transfer the files. I wanted to get out of xp and this is a nice excuse I guess

>> No.60355935


But video games

>> No.60355950

If it's an older computer, that's really where Linux shines. Good luck

>> No.60355964

>not having dual boot

>> No.60355995

>Not doing offsite/offnetwork backups
They deserved it desu. Backups are necessary for exactly such a scenario. This time the attacker is being nice and offering an option to recover. Some other attacker might steal all the data and then delete it on the victim's machines.

>> No.60356004

How they managed to make their own linux distro is beyond me.

>> No.60356047

>Could ransomware be a cloud companies' attempt to force users onto the cloud, where for a "small monthly fee" their files will be "safe from ransomware and other threats"?
Be careful, Icarus.

>> No.60356081


Are you serious? That is incredible

>> No.60356189

You're already outta time breh. Check out your blinking HD led. Your files are being encrypted as we speak. RIP in pieces.

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Why are hackers such serious assholes? If I made a virus I would make it pop with up pic related. Or "you have been visited by the skeleton of encryption, recovered files will come to you, but only if you send XX to this address "

Would be rad seeing that on TV screens around the city that got infected.

>> No.60356262

Oh fuck yeah. Rensenware was quite dope in that regard, not that it was ever intended to be released..

>> No.60356266

>paid the fine

You do realize that a fine is a payment which is imposed by authorities as a form of punishment for breaking the law?

>> No.60356292

Just buy a macbook lol

>> No.60356314

I would make it have anime girls everywhere, so neets at least felt kind of good about giving their money, and when they give their money the anime girls take off their clothes or something

>> No.60356384

it's 2 am, i'd go to sleep but windows is getting cucked too hard so i'm installing gentoo

!! BET !! on how many hours until I successfully post from gentoo, the closest guess is the winner and wins a cute anime pic

>> No.60356409

script kiddies == possibly third world and cant speak any other language well, probably exhausted all of their resources translating that window to english.

actual, skillful hackers == have been around computers and the internet for years and have a really good sense of humor OR have a masters in cybersecurity. Either way, few and far between.

>> No.60356414

Was getting caught part of their plan?

>> No.60356476

Germanistan hates itself and lets muslims in. What is so hard to understand?

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The "authorities" are the criminals fucko

>> No.60356543

A while ago a friend got infected and was about to pay, but after some research I found that it was a badly written malware and a free decrypter was available. I sent him the link and he could recover all his files for free.
I'd advise you to wait until someone makes a decrypter or the ransomware servers are seized and the keys get published.

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>> No.60356587

A patch for the vulnerability was released by Microsoft in March for windows 10 that is.

>> No.60356609

i have so much data that encrypting it all would take too long. i would just kill the process and remove it.

>> No.60356616
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They locked my gay porn!

>> No.60356679

>there are cucks who still use Winblows XP

Winblows 7 master race.

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>> No.60356724

Where were you when you realised that computing is all one big meme?

>> No.60356764

Just wondering, can they decrypt your stuff?

>> No.60356776

>ABC hordes vulnerabilities
>vulnerabilities get exploited
Just as everyone warned. Fuck the alphabet kikes and everyone who defends them.

>> No.60356777

does this guy make sense or am i not retarded?

>> No.60356817

looks like down pupinia

>> No.60356828

>no space on my pc
>downloading slacko puppy
Is this good enough to run on a 2gb usb stick? I want to use that until the danger has passed

>> No.60356841

is this ransomware on the harddrive? could i just take out my harddrive and replace it with a new one and itll be gone?

>> No.60356845

Yeah if you try to send your files to them. Pretty sure they just keep the key though.

>> No.60356859

How? Why did you have SMB exposed? Why didn't you install the update in March? Why were you not on a Linux distro already?

>> No.60356879

yes, more than enough

>> No.60356889

no breathing

>> No.60356903

]Is this an impressive enough attack that the hackers might get hired instead of arrested?

>> No.60356907
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>They took away the Zeke's exponential power. They pulled the teeth out of all 23 million in less than 24 hours. The greatest feat of social engineering in history.
i wonder what israel is up to

>> No.60356933

Is there a way to update win 8.1 to the newest securty patches without also enableing the full telemetery they added a few years ago?

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>> No.60356946
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>> No.60356947

Has someone made and spread a ransomware program that can't decrypt the files once encrypted? Say, doesn't actually connect to a server to get decryption keys and doesn't store anything, just randomly generates a key, encrypts files, and then deletes as many traces of the key generation as possible?

>> No.60356954

>want to be safe
>accidentally install creators update bullshit
>can't remove it now

>get ransomed by faggot hackers
>get cucked by microshaft

fuckin love it

>> No.60356956

They usually keep their word otherwise nobody would pay them again.
It's more convenient for them to let you be once you paid.

The only real problem is that the sites from which you get the key get taken down so fast that you end up paying and not being able to retrieve the key

>> No.60356958

So hypothetically could someone go to a corporate work place and get on a random computer that happens to be running scanner databases and download this from somewhere to spread it and shut everything down?

>> No.60356992

No, it's using existing code for most of the work, and a well documented exploit that was patched 4 months ago
They might get arrested and get killed by your friendly nigger, hopefully some pajeet-tier IT heads will roll, along with MS
A lot of the systems infected didn't had updates disable, but couldn't update at all thanks to Windows Update fuckery
Not really, but you can look into WSUS Offline and pick the patches you want
Good luck though, there's thousands of them, even after removing all of the deprecated or redundant ones

>> No.60356995

You can't get the security patches without the botnet.

>> No.60356997

>says the chinese ransomware maker

>> No.60357010

>So hypothetically could someone go to a corporate work place and get in a random server hall and start smashing them with a fucking sledgehammer and it would shut everything down?

>> No.60357014
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does this mean im good?

>> No.60357032

>still not a single timestamped ransomware picture
How disappointing

>> No.60357040

I closed the port and disabled SMB, but I can't update because it'll break my shit. Will I be ok?

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>> No.60357052

>So hypothetically could someone not use the opportunity to destroy the network of a corporate facility and potentially the rest of them just by getting on a logged in computer and downloading something instead of being easily connected to physical destruction?

>> No.60357059

>what are security-only updates

>> No.60357098

Wouldn't surprise me. Microsoft blocked Windows 7, 8, and 8.1 from receiving security updates if you're using a Kaby Lake processor, even though they actually function fine and all three are still supported operating systems. So this would be a great excuse to get people to cave and update to the "more secure" Windows 10.

>> No.60357099

how did you disable smb?

>> No.60357114

>using Windows 10
No, you still have malware on your PC.

>> No.60357124

Running Windows 7 SP1 without any updates, I'll see what happens, I have a disk image of a fresh install anyways.

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Come the fuck at me

>> No.60357144

Okay, good point, sorry for being a smartass.

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>> No.60357148

>don't connect to the internet
>have windows superior to vista with update
>don't use windows

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>Windows 10 is malware meme

>> No.60357155

You are all so easily manipulated. (((They))) are making a big deal out of this and you're buying it. Disgusting. Expected better from you guys. You should know no virus can do what they're describing

>> No.60357156

This all could have been avoided if the faggot Shadow Brokers didn't leak the two NSA tools that were used in this attack

>> No.60357160

Ransomware makers have an incentive for it to work. If people know their files are fucked nobody will pay. Since most ransomware actually works, even banks and hospitals pay (successfully and on a daily basis) to decrypt.

It's called ransomware for a reason. You're not a very good terrorist if you kill all your hostages.

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>Windows 10 apologist meme

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wuts ur internal IP
I'll fucking end you.

>> No.60357179


At least the author provided a decrypt option. I'm terrible at touhou games

>> No.60357186

do you do both ? smb server and client?

>> No.60357187

>windows update service is not active

shit nigga what the fuck did I DO

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>> No.60357210

>Blaming the middle-man.

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ayy lmao

>> No.60357226

I have PowerShell 1.0 I need to download 2.0 or what for this?

>> No.60357234

How did you get it? Please respond

>> No.60357257


>gay sex with hats on

I am smiling proudly.

>> No.60357310

is it safe to browse e-hentai

>> No.60357324

What are you even talking about?

>> No.60357338

Don't worry anon, you're not retarded.

>> No.60357350

I've had several microsoft security updates in the last week, is the one you need numbered in some way?

>> No.60357362

The amount of public disclosure on a number of CIA tools for fucking up outdated windows along with a bunch of massive exploits that the pajeets at Microsoft are lying about being patched already are exposing a bunch of systems to remote code execution with minimal interaction and no physical access

Also connecting to public wifi would be a VERY bad idea if you've windows atm

>> No.60357366

This all could have been avoided if certain bureaucracy allegedly working for the people hadn't horded vulnerabilities.

>> No.60357369

If I were to reformat my Win7 machine right now, is there a list of all the "good" updates and which ones to avoid in order to not become a slave to The Man?

>> No.60357384

I use XP at home with POS ready and I removed samba.
Everything looks fine for now.
However I work at a hospital with a wide SMB enabled network. IT department says they "are working on it", that no-one should open any suspicious file.
I guess next working day we will find all computers utterly fucked up, or maybe not.

>> No.60357388

How do you Know if it worked? I just pasted it into powershell and no idea

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>Using ubuntu on windows
>heh, nothing personnel, hackers

>root folder gets encrypted

>> No.60357446

Jokes aside, does the vulnerability that allows this ransomware to work exist in Win10 S? Are Win32 executables only blocked by policy, or is it impossible for them to run?

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>windows server

are people REALLY this dumb?

>> No.60357460

If you actually think you can be affected by this, you are a complete fucktard

>> No.60357473


Taxation and fines are theft. Might as well consider ransom payments fines.

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and nothing of value was lost

>> No.60357505

what is the port?

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>> No.60357534

*sudo-locks behind you*
Nothing personal kid
ssh -N -L2001:localhost:80 somemachine

>> No.60357548

The NHS is lying then? Telefonica is lying? Whether they're lying or not, it's going to affect a shitload of people.

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>> No.60357661

thanks anon.

>> No.60357683

>not using windows 10 stripped off of its botnet

>> No.60357687

don't give a fuck

>> No.60357704

So, I assume that if i just updated to the last patch I woulden't be able to just go back and remove all the patches related to telemtry and be safe, huh?

I'm legit just think of switching to linux. though i still want to play video games.

>> No.60357710

Hoarding 0days is the staple of 21st century warfare. Deal with it. Not expected a nation-state to have a robust cyber arsenal is like expecting a country to not have nukes.

>> No.60357720

if I cut my arm bleeding

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Of course

>> No.60357773

>they paid the fine
>attacker guaranteed that the server would not get infected by them again
I don't have any words that would begin to describe your stupidity.

Paying the fine encourage basement weebs to do shit like this because idiots like you actually pay up for their porno addiction, and then you go on to trust that they won't attack again just because they said so?

If I caught wind of that I'd fire the entire department on the spot.

>> No.60357798

There's billions of computers in the world anon

>> No.60357801

Please tell me more Anon.

>> No.60357825

It's definitely a possibility. It's not even funny at this point, this surpasses fucking with someone's computer for a giggle, it won't be too long before we hear about somebody getting killed because of this

>> No.60357828

>literally could be 1 computer per dot
What a terrible graphic

>> No.60357834

>yet another retard that does not know how easy its to use an image editing program to add a timestamp

>> No.60357871

>mfw when my family is still using windows xp
I should do something

>> No.60357881

/g/ taught me how when it was newly released

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Install ubuntu w/ gnome

>> No.60357894

>dat florida


>> No.60357901

Everyone in Iceland is now laughing at that one poor guy.

>> No.60357904

Why can't the guy be found? I know that the transactions are through bitcoin, but seriously, is it actually IMPOSSIBLE? Someone has to know the dude.

>> No.60357923

Not likely. Apple advertised not getting viruses via not having any software even work on their os for years. Didn't work.

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Fuck me. Time to disconnect and update my backup

>> No.60357949

OPs pic will make a hilarious screensaver....

>> No.60358055

Right but Macs were expensive back then.

>> No.60358111

your sense of humour is trash

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>> No.60358528

>downloading e-mail attachments

>> No.60358824

>don't use windows
that's like cutting your tits to prevent breast cancer

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>tfw in Toronto

>> No.60359060

Why didn't they make it a more modest fee?

$50 is reasonable.

>> No.60359077

$300 was the amount the first BTC ransomwares asked for, they just reused those assets and gave zero fucks

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>> No.60359500

Serves the ponyfag right.

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>> No.60359587


>If you pay you won't get your files back by the way

In most cases you will. Companies are the most profitable target, and they hire advisors when things like this happen, so from the point of view of the malware maker credibility is very important. If you don't decrypt, your future victims will know not to pay. Also, the professional advise in most cases is to actually pay the fee.

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E-everything will be alright, r-right? Guys?

>> No.60359680

why do you type like a faggot?

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Is disabling SMB1 on W7 enough or do i need to update this shitshow of a OS? I havent for 8 months

>> No.60359746

there are exploits for windows that cant be patched because it would break things.

>> No.60359775

>he thinks a popup is a worm
If only you owned a computer from 95-03 you'd be freaking out as much as everyone else about this fuckbomb

>> No.60359789
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>there are exploits for windows that cant be patched because it would break things.

>> No.60359804

I can't stop laughing and I dont know why. I know this is pretty serious, hitting the NHS in the UK etc. but for some reason its all hilarious

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>av snake oil
probably, probably not

>> No.60360045

For me personally it's funny because it shows how much people allow themselves to become dependent on something they barely understand.

>> No.60360071

hope you now understand microsoft decision to force critical updates

>> No.60360133

>Put flaws on your products on purpose
>Then demand you to spread you legs and let them "patch" it while fucking the rest of your machine
hope you now understand how microsoft should burn in hell

>> No.60360172

military grade exploits could be leaked for linux and os x as well

>> No.60360200

>Using osx or any public version of linux

Not in any country that matters.

>> No.60360240

kek you are completely missing the point

>> No.60360589

0 now, give me pic fag

>> No.60360693

tfw a poo

>> No.60361921

jfc that image

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